Hello and welcome back to Twilight: Truth or Dare with your host WolfDoodlez whom is now known as WolfHEARTSYami! WolfHEARTSYami will be known as WHY for the rest of the fic.
WHY: *waves to invisible crowd* Hello all! :D Sorry I haven't been on for a while, I was kind of waiting for this fic to be deleted, but since it wasn't, I guess I'll continue. But, before we begin, Alice has a quick message to all my reviewers out there. Alice?
Alice: WHY would like to tell her reviewers, that she doesn't do dares/truths in order of when they are posted. So don't get mad at her when she doesn't do yours in a chapter, she's trying to get to them and she will post yours. Sometimes there is only so much room in one chapter. Thank you.
Emmett: *snort* WHY. That's a funny nickname.
WHY: Do you have a problem with my name Emmett?
Emmett: No WHY! *giggle*
WHY: *Glares*
Emmet: Never, sir! *salutes*
WHY: You better not, unless you would like to return to the Shadow Realm.( And stop with the 'sirs', I'm not a guy.)
Emmett: No! It was dark there, and I had no ponies…
Esme: I'm still wondering how you got back…
Edward: Aren't we all…?
Carsile: Yes, Emmet? Wouldn't you like to enlighten us on how you got back so easily? Not that we're not happy your back, but-
Emmett: Simple! He- *points to Yami* made me come back!
Rosalie: Why Yami? ?!
Yami: *shrugs* The show was getting boring.
WHY: *glares at Yami* I'll get you back for that later…now onto the dares. Alice?
Edward: Why does she get to do everything? *pouts*
WHY: Because you suck.
Edward: *pouts*
Edward fan-girls: *Anger rising*
WHY: Fetch! *throws Edward plushie*
Fan-girl one: MIIIINE!
Other fan-girls: Noooo! *tackle first fan-girl*
Twilight Cast: *Twitch as they think of their own fan girls and fan guys*
WHY: Moving on!
Alice: Melissa Fey says: I wanna dare Edward to cut himself. Only because if he's REALLY a vampire, he won't have blood.
Jacob: When did this become ER? *shivers* Hate that show… *gets trampled by ER fans* (A/N: No offense to ER fans, but Jacob doesn't like blood because blood equals vampires…)
WHY: *shrugs* Whatever the reviewer wants, the reviewer gets… *waves hands and plastic knife appears*
Edward: *puts plastic knife to skin, but staggers back as knife splits into million pieces because of his hard rock skin*
Twilight Cast: -.-
Jacob: Wasn't that kind of predictable?
Edward: *has shard of plastic knife in eye*OW! MY PUPIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
WHY: Guess he's not superman… *shrugs*
Yami: Wow, you shrug a lot…
WHY: *shrugs* So?
Rosalie: Can we hurry this up? I have an appointment.
Emmett: Have to go dye your roots again? (A/N: Did you know Rosalie's actually a brunette?!)
Rosalie: Shut up Emmett!
WHY: Next dare or should I say truth? Bella?
Aro: I'm surprised . She's been quiet this whole time…
Bella: *still depressed after being rejected by Yami*
WHY: Oh Bella? I have a cookie for you…
Bella: Miiine! *takes chocolate chip cookie*
WHY: Will you answer a question for us?
Bella: *nods* As long as it doesn't have to do with him. *glares at Yami*
Yami: *shrugs*
WHY: *clears throat and shakes out paper* Crimson Memory asks: I want Bella to tell the truth. If she had never met Edward would she have found her true love with Jacob?
Bella: Jacob? Who is this Jacob of which you speak?
WHY: *sigh* Does that answer your question?
Jacob: *walks up to Bella* She's no Leah, but there is potential.
Leah: *pops in*
Twilight Cast: O.o
Sam: Who invited her?
Alice: Who invited you?
Leah: Seriously Jake? She was only using you.
Bella: True, I was.
Leah: See, she even admits it.
WHY: AND, if Bella had never met Edward, Sam would have never mentioned how 'The Cullens never come here' and then Bella wouldn't have flirted with Jacob to get information.
Jacob: You only flirted with me to get information on Edward? *puppy eyes* I thought we were best friends…
Bella: Who are you again?
WHY: *sigh*
Leah: This just proves my point!
Sam: Drop it, Leah.
Leah: *sticks out tongue*
WHY: And our next dare is from Kitty Taim: Dare Edward to kiss Jacob!
That or Alice and Rosalie to make out with each other.
Alice: Ew.
WHY: Alice and Rosalie can slide. As for Jacob and Edward… NEAR!
-Bleached-hair Near appears-
Near: MY HAIR IS NOT BLEACHED!
Twilight Cast, Yami, & WHY: Suuuuuuuuure…
WHY: Can you help us? *shows dare*
Near: Yep! As long as you promise to stop calling my hair bleached…
WHY: Nah, it's too much fun.
Near: Okay, you can't blame me for trying. *pulls out Jacob and Edward puppet and makes puppets kiss each other* All done.
WHY: Thank you Near.
Near: No problem.
-Near disappears-
WHY: And now for… wait, that's all the truth/dares…
Twilight Cast: *sighs with relief*
WHY: Oh, well. Until next chapter…
Twilight Cast: Noooooooooo!
Jacob: If you liked this chapter hit the little green button at the bottom of the page and leave more truths/dares. Who knows, you may end up in the next chapter.
Edward: Whose side are you on anyway?
Jacob: *shrugs* I dunno…
Yami: *pulls on tri-colored hair* Again with the SHRUGGING!
Sorry it's kinda short, but I ran out of truths/dares. Send them in and tell me what you think of the story. And now, to update 'The We Love Flames Game.' Quick side note: I appreciate all the reviews and I mean no offense to anyone in any of my stories or chapters, thank you.