Chapter two! the last chapter! the song I used in this was a parody from another song called Bret you got it goin' on from flight of the concords, I really just replaced Bret with Brock and dabbled some of the lyrics! Another warning! I may get a weird shipping out of this, do not take it seriously this is all for humor
Part 2: the song
After Brock had his breakdown Ash decided to write a song to cheer him up, he's going to go show it to him. Let's see how that works!
Ash: Hey Brock
*Ash walks into room with a guitar*
Brock: What do you want?
Ash: I wrote you a song to cheer you up
Brock:... Really?
Ash: Yep, it's not too gay is it?
Brock:... I guess not.
Ash: Good, it's called "Brock you got it goin' on"
Brock:...
*Ash starts to sings and play guitar* (here are the lyrics)
Hey there, Brock
I see you looking down
Don't wanna see my blind buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more shippings than you
Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure, you're pervey and kinda shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a pervey, shy guy
They want you as they needle when they rollin in the hay
Just hear me out when I say,
Brock, you got it goin' on
The ladies get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality
I said, Brock, you got it goin' on
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey mate
I want to say that you're looking ok, mate
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Because you're bumpable
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you got a boom o wow
come on, Brock
help me out now
Brock you got it goin' on
Brock: I got it goin' on
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean I want to bum you
Brock you got it goin' on
Brock: I got it goin' on?
No doubt about it
We'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
ooooh, if one of us was a lady
and I was your man, if I was your man
well, sometimes I get lonely
and I need a women
and then I imagine you with some bosoms
in fact, one time when we were traveling
and I was really lonely
and we were sharing the twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
put a wig on you
ooh ooh ooh
and I just laid there and spooned you
Brock you got it goin' on
*song ends*
Brock0.0 ... WHAT THE FU-
End of story
Pretty bad right? Kind of didn't leave a conclusion but who could write one after that? I really just posted this because I hoped I could make someone laugh so I hope you like it! I'd really appreciate ifyou reviewed this story! thanks!