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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own it's characters. I make no money with this.
Author's Note: Aaand the second one. I think I'll manage to post the next one in the usual 5-7 days, 'cause I'm almost done screwing up my tests... x'D Cheer for me...
Bastard
Really, Sasuke was one pricky bastard. That was a fact. And Naruto failed royally at getting used to it – Sakura could lecture him all she wanted, she wasn't the one at the receiving end of Sasuke's general assholeness.
In the past, Sasuke had at least been an asshole for certain reasons. One, he'd wanted to keep people at arm's length, two, there had been a time when his vehement dislike of Naruto hadn't been faked – not a long time, only a few seconds every now and then, but who cared? – and three, he'd been young and inexperienced and utterly incapable of dealing with his own emotions. Sucky reasons, yes, but reasons.
Nowadays, he was just being an asshole for the fucking sake of being an asshole...!
They were kind of seeing each other – what sane person spent the better part of the whole day thinking up insults for the person they were fucking!? What made Sasuke's attitude even more incomprehensible was the fact that they weren't only fucking – Naruto knew Sasuke loved him in his own (sometimes not quite so logical) way. Why was he still so bent on making Naruto kick his face in?
Naruto didn't get it. But that wasn't something he would be losing sleep over – what made him scratch his head and wonder was the fact that while he still hit the roof every time Sasuke crossed The Line, it didn't bother him anymore. Not much, at least.
But... What sane person got freaking goose bumps from hearing his kind-of-lover throw insults at them!?