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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own it's characters. I make no money with this.
Author's Note: Uh, question: how many of you would actually read it if I added an adult chapter? Since doesn't really like adults (as in, adult chapters...), I'm thinking about posting it elsewhere, hence the question.
(...how many of you would even WANT an adult chapter in this? Does it fit in? Yes? No? Help?)
Dialogue
The mission had been a joke, and a bad one too.
"B-rank my ass!" Naruto cursed, wiping the blood off his katana before he put it back into its sheath, fastening it onto his back where it belonged. "That was barely still A-rank!"
"Hn," Sasuke answered, taking a last calm glance at their surroundings as the sharingan slowly faded in his eyes.
"Fucking morons..."
"Hn."
"Really, I mean it can't be that hard to actually check who they send us after before doing it! B-rank!!" Throwing his hands up, he stomped over to one of the bodies, rolling it over with his foot. "There! Look at that!"
Raising an eyebrow, Sasuke sauntered over to do as told.
"This guy's listed as S-class in the Bingo Book. And he's been for a while now, I know that by chance."
"Hn."
"Moronic idiots! I'm so gonna kick some ass when we get home! It's the third fucking time something like this happens to me! Fucking new guys in the office or something..."
Sasuke merely shrugged. "Hn."
"...you really are one emotionless bastard," Naruto mumbled as he calmed down, giving him the look.
A, "Hn," and a smirk.
"Asshole." A grin. "So, two days until we reach the border, another one 'til we get home. Any plans?" he said as he bent down and grabbed the body by the ankle, dragging him over to where most of the others were rather carelessly. Sasuke followed him, pulling an empty scroll from his backpack.
Naruto watched him as Sasuke quickly painted the necessary seal, then he started collecting the corpses and gathered them on the scroll that Sasuke had placed neatly on the floor, all the while complaining about how it wasn't right to send someone on missions that they weren't properly informed about.
It was only after the bodies were safely sealed inside the scroll that he turned towards the raven, frowning.
"You're awfully talkative today, you know that?"
Sasuke only smirked in reply and deliberately hn'd.