Kamen Rider Wizard vs. Iron Man
~Iron-Man~
Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, was sitting next to a very vexed Pepper Potts.
"How dare you! You got me strawberries! I told you. I hate strawberries!"
"What if I didn't buy it for you! I-"
Pepper would get up and slap Stark before storming off, anger with Tony shaking his head.
"Jarvis. You really need to note that for me."
"YOU BROUGHT JARVIS TOO?!"
Stark sighs as this time, Pepper really did run off, leaving Tony all alone in restaurant he just bought.
"I need a shot."
Tony would get up, leaving his food half eaten as he would walk out of the restaurant, finding both Pepper and his car missing.
"So. Jarvis. I need a ride home. Jarvis? Oh great. Now you're ignoring me too now."
A new armored Iron Man suit would land in front of Tony as a bunch of onlookers would run up to him in awe.
"Ladies and Gentleman! I am Iron Man! And I approve this message!"
He goes into the suit, the armor in the traditional red with hints of gold, and he automatically suits up to it.
{All systems go. Thrusters are go. Power levels are steady. Welcome sir.}
"Ah, so you didn't abandon me at all then. Good."
{Scan indicates high level of alcohol in the body.}
"I only took two glasses!"
{Irregularity in heart beat suggests lying.}
"Jarvis? Remind me to scrap you in the morning when I wake up."
{You never do sir.}
Tony sighs as he fires up his thrusters, flying fully into the air before free falling for a bit as he performed a flip before he flew in a straight path, headed to Stark Tower.
"What's the worst that could happen to me tomorrow because today? Today was really bad. Doubt Pepper will stay mad at me. Not when she sees the surprise I bought her." He thinks to himself. Then that's when the sky turned black.
"Jarvis?! What the hell is that?"
The suit began to lose power and he free fell into the Stark Tower, landing into the garage, blacking out. Within a few hours, he woke up seeing Pepper looking over him.
"Drunk again?" She sighs, Tony coming out of the suit as she helps him up, shaking her head.
"I wasn't drunk…That much."
"Well, you crashed into the garage. Again!"
"The suit lost power!"
"NO! You were just drunk and crashed into the garage!"
Tony, standing up, he looks at the suit.
"Let's just ask Jarvis. Jarvis?"
The lights flickered in the garage, the power finally going off.
"And you forgot to paid for the electric bill Tony…"
"Pepper. The electric bill pays me."
"Well, anyway, I'm deciding to go on a vacation. Stark Industries has been in good condition ever since you gave me the position. So I'm taking off."
"Okay. I'll call Happy."
The power begins to return as he sees Pepper turning to leave.
"Actually. I had a different idea. I'll be going with my friends."
"WAIT. YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
Pepper smiles, expecting that comment.
"I trust you'll be fine without me for a couple of days. I'm taking the private jet."
Tony turns to her.
"Oh. No. You aren't taking my private jet."
"Since I'm technically the head of the company, it's our private jet. So yes. I'm taking it!"
She walks off as Jarvis finally powers on.
{Sir. Are you alright? The Armor has lost power. I predict a trajectory path directly into…Re-assessing.}
"Yes Jarvis. We crashed into the garage. What happened?"
{There was an energy influx and the suit shut down.}
"How long ago was this?"
{3.5 hours ago.}
"What happened?"
{There was an energy influx and the suit shut down.}
"You said that already."
{There was an energy influx and the suit shut down.}
Tony looked at the hologram, confused. The black clouds…Energy influx…It must have scrambled the circuits of Jarvis.
"Jarvis. Hard reboot."
{As you wish siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-}
The power died once more, Jarvis flickering out as Tony sat on one of his cars.
"Really Jarvis? Really?"
~Kamen Rider Wizard~
Haruto, the last hope of many, stood before Tsukasa.
"I've called you here because your magic is needed in this dimension."
Haruto reluctantly places away his donut into its paper bag, sitting down on a chair shaking his head.
"You know, just once I'd like to finish my donut."
"Let me help you."
Tsukasa grabs the bag and takes out the plain sugar donut, eating it.
"This is…really good. I see why you like plain sugar!"
"I…was going to eat that!"
Within seconds, Tsukasa devours the donut, wiping his hands on his shirt.
"Thanks for the donut. Anyway, among my travels among the various dimensions, I've found Dark Ranger Worlds. I've also found a Dark Wizard within this dimension and that's where you come in."
Haruto nods, sitting up.
"I'll let you know when I'm done."
Tsukasa opens a dimension barrier, stepping aside allowing Haruto to pass.
"The Ringed Magician, I owe you a donut."
Haruto would offer a smile before jumping into the dimension barrier. As he reappears, he finds himself literally an inch away from the Dark Wizard.
"…A little warning would've been nice next time." Haruto backs away, summoning his belt as he placed his ring next to it.
"Henshin!"
{Driver on, Please! Shaba-dabbiedo Henshin! Shaba-dabbiedo Henshin! Flame! Puh-lease! Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi-Hi!}
Haruto spins around as he henshins, catching the Dark Wizard with a dragon kick before back flipping to a distance.
"Now…It's show time!"
Dark Wizard stands up, looking vexed.
"I just came here to cause another Sabbath but honestly, I'm feeling so attacked right now." {Connect, Please!} Dark Wizard pulls out his WizarSwordGun, firing multiple shots as Wizard as he rolls to the side, evading the attacks.
{Big! Puh-lease!} Wizard's right hand is covered by a red magic circle, growing bigger as he swats the Dark Wizard like a fly against the wall, his hand returning to normal as he also summons his WizarSwordGun, spinning around as he fires the bullets at the falling Dark Wizard.
"When all else fails, I will be humanity's last hope."
Dark Wizard groans as he gets up. "It's time to finish this." Dark Wizard places his ring above his belt, glowing with a fiery aura.
Wizard nods. "The finale…" Wizard hovers his Kick Strike ring over the belt, glowing with an identical fiery aura. The two aura's collide with one another, causing a massive storm to pick up, beginning to disable several electric devices around them.
{Flame…KIIIICK STRIIIIKE!}
Both Wizards jump, cartwheel forward as they both jump into the air, their rider kicks clashing with one another, the power so strong that black clouds appear above them, the storm intensifying. Eventually, Wizard, slightly stronger than Dark Wizard, wins, a massive explosion ensuing, knocking Wizard to the ground and the Dark Wizard explodes in a fiery fashion, disappearing for good.
"That was…"
Wizard's transformation cancels and he returns to normal. A spark of light catches his eye and as he turns around, he sees the nearby city having problems with their electricity. Focusing his eyes, he seems something looking almost like a missile hit an oddly shaped building.
{Connect, Please!} A magic portal opens up Haruto pulls out his Machine Winger from it and a helmet. After putting it on, he mounts the bike and speeds off in the city, finding himself in New York City, surprised.
"Tsukasa sent me in America? I wonder if they have plain glazed donuts…"
Several hours passed as Haruto rode through the area. He notes how loud and noisy everyone is. It was almost as if they didn't care about the storm that was happening. Taking a glimpse of the sky, he finds that the storm subsided.
I'll ask Tsukasa to open a barrier for me as soon as I find a donut to eat. I'm hungry. Haruto looks for a donut shop while investigating if the power surge his fight with Dark Wizard did anything. Luckily, everything seemed to be alright. For now.
~Iron Man~
{Jarvis: I am fully functional. I am tracing the origin of the energy influx. It seems to have caused the black storm that damaged my protocols. On further analysis, the energy is unknown and appears to be a form of magic.}
"Magic? I hate magic."
Tony Stark stands in front of the armory, working on a new suit, almost finished. He has had prototype of an idea in his head and only decided to start working on it now. Basically, it was going to fly. And other stuff. Tony frowns, shaking his head.
"Jarvis. Do you remember what this new suit was going to do?"
{Well sir. It was going to fly.}
"Yes. Besides flying?"
{You said you wanted to make a suit that could only fly sir.}
Tony sighs, looking at his new suit annoyed.
"I need a new hobby."
{Noted sir.}
Tony disassembles the suit and begins to analyze the components of it. He turns to the armory, looking at all of the unfinished projects he was working on. There, he had the Hulkbuster suit. A Thorbuster suit. And an anti-magic suit.
"Jarvis. Continue to work on the Anti-Magic armor. Increase the percentage of its construction by fifty. I have a sneaking suspicion that it might come in handy once we find the source of this storm. I'm beginning to think it was not a storm at all."
{As you wish sir. I believe I have found the origin of which the anomaly occurred.}
"Which suits are ready Jarvis?"
{The stealth armor is ready. I calculated the probability of needing the suit in the result of finding the origin of the signal that disrupted my signals. The Stealth armor was the only appropriate choice.}
"How long will it take for the Anti-Magic Iron Man armor to be completed?"
{Three hours sir.}
"As Pepper isn't here, increase production to the maximum percentage. Prep the Stealth Armor for launch. I'm going to go make a quick cup of coffee and then we'll take off investigate the source of the disturbance."
{Already on it sir.}
"Atta boy Jarvis."
Tony stretches his arms for a bit before running upstairs to make a cup of coffee. After finishing it, he walks up to the armory, suited in his nano-suit.
"Jarvis. Give me the suit."
Jarvis summons the Stealth Mark II Armor and it appears before him, allowing Tony to suit up within the suit. First he steps in the panel of the ground. The armor walks up to him, before opening itself and launching itself onto Tony, allowing him to wear it properly.
{Powers are go. The power cells are holding. All systems are functioning properly. Opening garage doors now.}
Iron Man hovers up, and flies through the doors, flying into the air.
{The origin of magical source is updated on the HUD sir.}
"I see it Jarvis."
Using full speed, Iron Man flies through the sky silent but quickly. Within moments, he is close to the origin.
{Engaging cloak drives sir.}
Iron Man silently lands, turning invisible, blending into the environment. After picking up nothing from the various scanners, he walks closer, finding the ground scorched.
"What could have done this? Are you able to pull up images from the Stark Satellites?"
{Negative sir.}
"That's odd. My tech always works."
{Sir. I am picking up a strange object to your left.}
He turns around, finding a damaged ring of sorts. He picks it up, scanning it.
{Scanning the artifact now…It is filled with magical energy. The scanners indicate that a similar magical energy has moved in a north east from here. Into the city. I am patching into the satellites for pinpoint accuracy…Found. It is by Starkbucks…}
Tony laughs to himself. "Starkbucks…I just remembered. I bought Starbucks and renamed it Starkbucks. Alright. Which one?"
{Store number 86.}
"That's my favorite store. I wonder what they want. Alright Jarvis. How is the new armor coming along?"
{It is being deployed as we speak sir.}
"Good. Bring it here. I'm going to need that suit."
{There's a chance that the user of the magic can be friendly.}
"Jarvis. This magic type isn't identified and it might very well be one of Doctor Strange's not so friendly enemy. I am not going to take the chance."
{As you wish sir.}
~Kamen Rider Wizard~
Haruto stands outside of Starkbucks, annoyed because the store was conveniently closed. As he turns around, he finds a weird trio holding construction supplies standing angrily.
"Move out of the way. The Wrecking Crew is here!"
One of the members threw a wrecking ball into the closed door, barely missing Haruto.
"Well…At least the shop's open." Haruto prepares to henshin.
"Henshin!"
{Driver on, Please! Shaba-dabbiedo Henshin! Shaba-dabbiedo Henshin! Flame! Puh-lease! Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi-Hi!}
The Wrecking Crew looks on amazed by Haruto's henshin, confused.
"Are you supposed to be Spider-Man?"
"Nah Wrecker. I think he's supposed to be Doctor Strange."
"Thunderball, you're an idiot. He's probably Deadpool."
Haruto spins around, opening a magic circle taking out his WizarSwordGun, spinning around firing multiple shots hitting the baddies while the civilians run away.
"See Jarvis? I told you he was a bad guy. He nearly shot the civilians!"
Confused, Wizard turns around only to eat a face full of Unibeam, getting sent flying back, landing on a car, stunned.
"Guys! It's Iron Man!"
Iron Man lands, punching the ground. He sports Gold and Black armor with slight hints of purple.
"Well. If it isn't the ol' Wrecking Crew. You know that this was my favorite store, right? So you guys are working with that Wizard fellow there?"
"What! I just saw him!"
Iron Man deploys several rockets, hitting the trio of members, knocking him out.
"So what if he's telling the truth? I'm sure he's still lying."
Iron Man confidently approaches the downed Wizard, picking him up by his neck.
"This is the part where you surrender. And what's with the outfit? You look like a turtle with super powers. Let me guess. Cosplay Convention in town?"
Wizard begins to recover, becoming rather annoyed with the fellow holding him.
"What are you? Another bad guy?"
"Bad guy? You're kidding, right?"
"I'm the last hope. And I won't let you terrorize these people."
"Listen kid. I'm not the bad guy-"
{Big, Puh-lease!}
Wizard places his hand over the belt, his right hand become super big and he swats Iron Man like a fly, breaking free of his hold. He then holds up a ring, switching forms.
{Hurricane, Please: Fu-Fu, Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu!}
He creates a mini-tornado, flying up, his hand returning to normal looking for the being that attacked him.
"Tsukasa warned me about a Dark Wizard. He didn't say anything about flying tin cans."
He sighs, flying into the air.
~Iron Man~
{Systems, critical. Repairing in progress. Estimated time, three minutes.}
Stark groaned, finding himself stuck in a Hammer Industries billboard after flying through a rooftop.
{Are you alright sir? I suggest trying to reason with-}
"I am not going to try! Did you see that? He attacked me! I told you he was a bad guy Jarvis."
{If you are sure then sir.}
"Of course I'm sure. I am Iron Man!"
Iron Man attempts to get up from the billboard, only to fall to the rooftop.
"Ow…That hurt."
{Thrusters are now available.}
"I could have used that a second ago!"
{Battle Systems are Ready. Shields are at full capacity. Systems are go.}
"About time! Now deploy the anti-magic devices."
Kamen Rider Wizard lands before Iron Man.
"You do enjoy talking to yourself, now don't you?"
"Great. Now's he green. What are you. A Power Ranger?!"
"I'm a Kamen Rider. Kamen Rider Wizard."
Tony speaks directly to Jarvis, cutting the internal speaker.
{The anti-magic devices have been launched.}
Good Jarvis. Now. Re-route all power to unibeam.
{I advise against that Mr. Stark.}
Don't talk back to me! Do it now!
{As you wish.}
Wizard aims his gun-sword-thingy at Stark.
"You can surrender. I feel like this might be an misunderstanding."
"The only misunderstanding is that you think you can use magic!"
The Arc reactor begins to glow and Haruto quickly places a ring on, using it.
{Wizard Driver: Defend! Puh-lease!}
"Fire Unibeam! NOW!"
{Firing now!}
Haruto attempts to create a protection field made out of wind but he finds the magic weakened, only forming a small cushion as Iron Man unibeams through it, knocking Wizard off the roof and into the building to the side of it.
{System Energy Levels at 76%. That action is not recommend to be used again.}
"Noted."
Iron Man jumps into the air, hovering to the Haruto.
"I'll pay for the damages later."
He lands before Wizard, aiming his hand at him.
"I'd say this was a fun but I have a girlfriend to attend to."
Wizard gets up, limping as he uses another ring.
{Sir. It seems the ring is used in conjunction with the belt the opponent uses. I suggest either blasting the ring or belt. There is a 92% probability of winning sir.}
"I like those odds!"
{Wizard Driver: "Hurricane, Dragon: Byu-Byu, Byu-Byu-Byu-Byu!"}
Wizard turns into Hurricane Dragon, creating two wings as Iron Man fires the repulsor beam at Wizard's belt. The wings redirect the blast to Iron Man causing him to be pushed back, his force shield taking the majority of the hit.
{Probability of success is at 55%. Shields are down sir. I suggest immediate retreat.}
Wizard uses another ring, and begins to fly around Iron Man, creating an electric vortex while shocking him with lightning bolts.
{Power levels are at 59%. 45%. 30%. Systems failing. Probability of Success is 12%}
"Jarvis…Re-route…All power…To Unibeam."
{Sir? I suggest you think-User. Over-Ride. Diverting all power to Unibeam.}
Wizard stops flying around him, landing, the wings disappearing.
"Usually, you would be destroyed by now. I held back however. I think I understand the situation now. You must be a-"
Iron Man gets up, jumping into range of Wizard, firing at point blank at Wizard, the impact of the unibeam recoil sending Iron Man crashing into the city streets as Wizard is knocked out of the building, landing into a tree, the branches stopping his fall.
{Systems rebooting. Error….Error…Switching to Reserve Power. Systems partially restored. Thrusters are go. Weapon system, damaged. Shields system, damaged. The armor is compromised. Calculating next move.}
Tony groans, opening his faceplate.
"That…was a bad idea."
He coughs, tired.
~Kamen Rider Wizard.~
"Usually, you would be destroyed by now. I held back however. I think I understand the situation now. You must be a-" Hero from this dimension Haruto was about to finish as Iron Man unexpected jumped up, firing a chest beam at him. It seemed to be however that the attacker took the most damage of the attack. Still, the blast was able to force cancel the transformation, finding himself stuck into a tree.
"Baka…"
He rolls out of the tree, the ongoing passersby ignoring him. As he landed, he found his metal opponent on the floor, unmoving. Managing to stand up, Haruto limps over to him, calling out to him.
"Are you done attacking now? I was trying to tell you, I just visited this dimension. I'm not from around here. From where I come from, the only local heroes are Kamen Riders! I'm the Ringed Magician, Kamen Rider Wizard. I protect the hopes of everyone."
"That sounded so cheesy. You know. I can go another round Rider boy."
Iron Man tried to stand up, the suit refusing to cooperate with him. Haruto takes out a ring, placing it over the belt.
{Recover, Puh-lease!}
First, Haruto recovers his strength, healing completely. He then waves his hand over the downed Iron Man, using the same spell on him. Within moments, the armor reboots and Iron Man stands up.
"Okay. I admit it. I might have acted a bit rash. Sorry?"
Haruto shakes his head.
"It all worked out in the end. That's all that matters."
"So…Do you want some shawarma? Cause I know a good joint a couple of blocks from here."
"No thanks. A plain sugar donut will suffice."
"Plain sugar donut? Okay. Easy enough."
~One Hour Later~
"You irresponsible!" Slap. "Idiot!" Slap. "Arrogant!" Double slap. "Idiot!"
"I believe you said idiot twice Pepper." Tony said, rubbing his face, sore from all the slapping.
"Gosh I love you." Pepper goes to kiss Tony on his cheeks, Haruto awkwardly clearing his throat, focusing on his plain sugar donut on his plate.
Haruto, Pepper, and Tony sat in a restaurant. As Haruto was about to leave, Pepper appeared before them in her Rescue armor. As Haruto was going to ask for a dimension barrier, Pepper invited him for dinner to which Haruto agreed to. After all, a shawarma isn't a plain sugar donut.
"Once again. I am super sorry for what Tony did to you. He can be brash at times. Unthinking. Irresponsible. Childish. If I had known earlier, I would have been here sooner. Gosh, I can't even leave Tony for one minute before he gets himself in trouble."
"It's alright. It all worked out in the end. Also. This donut is very good. But I have to leave now. My friends need me."
"Feel free to come anytime!"
"Not so soon."
"TONY!"
Haruto smiled, disappearing through a dimension barrier.
"So…Pepper. You're paying for this meal, right? Cause I have no money at the minute. I left it in my other suit."
"Tony Stark! I hate you!"
Slap.
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