Wolverine vs. Kamen Rider OOO

{Kamen Rider OOO}

"Ankh? Ankh?" Eiji looked around looking for a flying red hand, unable to find anything. He blinked, trying to remember what happened. There was a flash of light. He recalled some lightning maybe? Closing his eyes, he began to steady his breath. Recalled walking with Ankh before suddenly walking through a dimension barrier of some sort. Eiji sits down, annoyed.

"This is all Decade's fault…isn't it?"

He looked around, finding himself in a snowy jungle of sorts.

"Wait. This is Canada. Why am I doing in Canada?"

He shivers, looking at his flip-flops and Hawaiian t-shirt with shorts. As soon as I find Ankh, I'm going to go for some hot coco. Although, Canada sells very good underwear. I can stock my underwear inventory for months! Maybe even years!

Smiling, he walked forward, ignoring the cold despite the cold being very cold. As he walked into the snow, he noticed footprints. Shrugging, he decided to follow the footsteps.

{Deadpool}

Bwahahahha! I hijacked the writer's story! I'm going to throw in Sentinels! And monsters! And everything! LOL, I'm so IMBA

{Kamen Rider OOO}

Suddenly, Eiji found himself surrounded by a Purple and blue robot who was several stories taller than him.

"Where did you guys come from!?"

"Scanning for mutants…"

The Sentinel began destroying trees, the various wildlife in the forest running. Eiji, shocked, searching for three coins, looking at the robot angrily.

"Henshin!"

The OOO Driver appears onto his belt and he places three coins in it in the colors red, yellow, and green. He takes the O Scanner, a disc-shaped device and slides it through the Driver, transforming.

{Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!}

"Enemy detected…"

The Sentinel turned to face OOOs, aiming its giant hand at him.

"You know. I came here to clear my head bub. But now…Now you've pissed me off!"

OOO turned around only to find a man jump in front of him, staring angrily at the Sentinel!

"Get to safety! I can take care of this robot."
"Mutant Detected. Weapon Systems Online. Status: Exterminating."
"Not happening tin can!"

The figure was wearing what appeared to be brown and tan spandex. OOOs noticed that the stranger was wearing his underwear outside of his pants, trying hard not to laugh at him. OOO watched in amazement as the man seemingly unsheathed three metal claws and sliced the robots hand cleanly off. He then climbed up the injured robot's leg, using his claws as a hook and within moments, sliced the robot's head cleanly off as well. He jumped down, using his claw to slide down, the robot exploding easily.

"Whatcha looking at bub?"

The stranger turned around, walking away as Eiji cancelled his transformation.

"Are you a Kamen Rider?"
"Well. I wear a mask but I'm not calling myself a Masked Rider. That name's stupid."

Eiji cleared his throat.

"Who are you exactly?"
"I'm the best at what I do…" The stranger turned around, unsheating his claws as he pointed to Eiji, the smell of the stranger finally hitting him. He smelled like he didn't shower for days.
"But what I do isn't very nice. Bub."
"Do you need some fresh underwear?"
"Do I what kid?"
"I have plenty of extras!"

Eiji looked for a fresh pair of underwear in his pants pocket, tossing it to him. The stranger stared at it in silence before shrugging , taking it.

"Do you want a cold one?"
"No thanks."
"A roast rabbit?"
"A roast rabbit?!"
"Yes. A roast rabbit." The individual scoffs, putting down his mask revealing a human face.
"No thanks…But, I'm looking for a Hand."
"Well bub, you found the right person."
"Arigato! I'm looking for a red hand. It flies by itself. Would you have happened to have seen one lately?"
The stranger in reply took a loud sniff in Eiji's face, frowning.
"So. You aren't high. What's the matter bub? You hit your head?"
"No! I'm actually looking for a hand. It has a bit of green?"

The stranger shakes his head, turning around.
"I haven't. But if I do, I'll let you know."
"I appreciate it. He's a friend and I'm not sure what happened."

The stranger paused, blinking.

"Are you lost?"
"A little."
"I can take you to my camp. I was actually planning on going into town tomorrow. I'm out of beer."
"You can? Thanks!"
"Don't try any of your fancy henshin tricks. I remember your Kamen Rider kind anywhere. With the belt. And the horrid colors."
"Wait. You know Kamen Rider?"
"I've been in Japan. It's a long story bub."

He begins to walk off, Eiji following him.

"My name isn't bub! It's Eiji."
"Alright bub. Call me Logan."
"What are you doing here if I may ask? Are you all alone?"
"I like to keep my head clear. The crowd I'm around tends to get rowdy and annoying. At times, they piss me off."
"Are they like your family?"
"You can say that. Although, don't tell them I said that."
"Sou ka."
"Listen. Are you going to keep talking as we walk? I came out here for the quiet! And it was quiet until I heard the damn ruckus you and that sentinel were making."
"I'm not sure how it got there actually. It appeared out of nowhere." (Deadpool snickers.)

After a while, they reach Logan's campsite. It appeared to be made for one person but there was a fire going, Eiji walking to it regain some heat in his body. Bamf! Eiji turns around and he sees Deadpool.

Snikt! Logan spun around, eyeing Deadpool angrily.

"What do you want…bub?"
"Sorry. I just thought you would…NEED A HAND! HAH! TAKE THAT YELLOW CAPTIONS!"
Eiji notices something very familiar on Deadpool's left hand. Ankh's right hand.

"Logan. I found my friend. He's the left hand on the guy's right hand."
"No wonder why this felt awful!"
"Eiji…Help me! He tried me on like a glove! Then he sliced his own hand off and used me! I can't control him!"
"He cut his hand off?!"
"You get used to it bub. Meet Deadpool."
"Logan! You remember me! I thought you were dead! Actually. You are still dead. Don't mind me though!"
"What is he talking about?"
"Don't know bub."

Deadpool begins pacing, holding his new hand up.

"I've been thinking. If it's possible for me to cameo in this fanfiction, can I maybe travel in other dimensions? Can I be a Kamen Rider? Can I grow metal claws?"

Wolverine walks up to Deadpool, slicing off Ankh, tossing it back to Eiji who visibly flinches, unable to catch Ankh as he returns to normal, hovering. Within moments, Ankh hovers back to Eiji, with an equally unpleased expression implied by his body language.

"I told you bub. I'm the best at what I do. And what I do isn't very nice."
"I NEEDED THAT! I NEED MY RIGHT HAND. FOR STUFF! FUUUUUUU-WAIT! Am I ALLOWED TO CURSE?! I.D.K., I don't read this terms and regulations crap anyway! -CK! NOW HOW AM I GOING TO DO STUFF THAT I NEEDED MY RIGHT HAND FOR?!"
"Bub? Shut up."
"Easy for you to say! You don't have a bleeding stump-Oh look. It's stopped bleeding."

Deadpool randomly falls to the ground as Eiji warily approaches him.

"Are you okay?"

Deadpool suddenly stands up, reaching into his pocket with his left hand, putting on his right hand and begins to flex it.

"I tried throwing in sentinels in this story. I tried screwing up Kaito's dimension barrier in this story! But this story is still never getting interesting! So you know what? Since this is supposed to be Kamen Rider OOOs versus Bub-oh-erine, BOOKER CATCH!"

Deadpool takes out his laptop and begins typing into it. Suddenly, a giant baseball bat lands on Logan's head, knocking him out. Deadpool smirks, skipping away, disappearing.

"I'm fine Eiji. Thanks for asking."

Eiji runs to Wolverine, looking at him. Suddenly, Wolverine turns gets up, his claws popped out. His eyes are bloodshot red as he wildly lunges at Eiji, Ankh pulling him to the side.

{Wolverine}

Gah…What did Deadpool do to me? Weapon X…

Wolverine looks around him in a off state of mind, becoming infuriated, going Berserker. He seems Eiji, finding blood at him. He lunges at him as Ankh pulls him to side. Wolverine lets out a murderous growl, his vision covered in a bloody red vision.

"Kid…Run. I'm losing contro-AAAAAAH!"

Wolverine begins to charging as Deadpool in the distance plays heavy metal, smiling (Under his mask. Duh.).

Eiji nods at Ankh as he begins to run away jump henshinning, transforming in mid air.

{"Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!"}

Eiji lands, transformed as Ankh is ready to support Eiji if he needs it.

"Logan. I'll help you. I don't know yet but I'll find a way!"

Wolverine howls in anger as he spins around, stabbing OOO in the chest, him staggering back, the claws still in place. Eiji makes a surprised sound, beginning to fall to the ground as Ankh flies behind him, supporting him as Eiji begins to recover, standing on his own. Wolverine goes to stab deeper, snarling as a green light appears, OOO's Batta medal falling as Ankh catches it. He then takes out a new medal, flying to OOO, re-scanning the medals.

{"Taka, Tora, Cheetah!"}

OOO's uses Tora's claws and allows to them to show up, stabbing Wolverine as well, wincing. Wolverine staggers back, as OOO falls to his knee, catching his breath.

"Are you okay Eiji?"
"Yes. Thanks for asking."
"It's not that I care. I just need you to collect more medals."
Eiji smirks. "Right."

OOO stands up, using his Cheetah speed to run around Wolverine, stabbing him as Wolverine is too preoccupied and uncalculating, taking multiple stabs.

"Finish it Eiji!"
"I don't want to hurt him!"

As Eiji goes to stab Wolverine once more, Wolverine rolls to the side, jumping onto of OOOs, stabbing him multiple times before stabbing him twice once more and flips over him, causing OOO to be thrown into a tree. OOO loses the Tora medal as Ankh hurries to replace it. Ankh rescans the medal, retrieving the fallen medal.

{"Taka, Kamakiri, Cheetah!"}

Wolverine looks around, sniffing as he turns around to see OOO getting up once more. He howls, going to charge at him once more as OOO runs to him, spinning around with the Kamakiri Swords. Within moments, Wolverine's claws and OOO's swords clash, both sides straining to gain the upper hand.

"Finish it Eiji. Your foe can handle it. I'm sure of it."

Using the speed of Cheetah, OOO quickly withdraws running up a tree and kicks off of it, soaring like a missile lunging at Wolverine as Wolverine rolls back, catching him with his OOOs falling to the ground.

"He's able to keep up with the speed of Cheetah…"

OOOs runs away as Wolverine looks on, hungrily.

Blood. Kill. Kill. KIIIILLL.

{Kamen Rider OOO}

Beads of sweat begin to form as Eiji begins to wonder what it'll take to take down Wolverine. His reflexes are uncanny and are like nothing I've ever seen before. I have to save him. His enhanced vision finds Deadpool, an idea forming with his head.

"Ankh. Can you give me a hand?"
"…."
"Sorry! Not intentional!"

Wolverine walks slowly to OOOs, breathing heavily seeming uninjured although there is clearly damage dealt within his uniform. OOO takes out three medals, switching the combination once more.

{Lion, Unagi, Batta!}

OOO turns into his yellow, blue and green random combination. He loses sword and speed but gains electrical whips, powerful leaps, and the ability of a super light which is powerful enough to incinerate objects.

First, OOO uses his Lion ability to attack Wolverine with the light, momentairly blinding him. OOO then jumps towards Deadpool.

"Crap! I'm, not supposed to fight into this story!"

As Deadpool turns to leave, he finds Ankh grabbing his foot.

"Hey. HEY!"

Ankh drags Deadpool down as OOO jumps on Deadpool, landing on him.

"How do I stop him?"
"I don't know. Ask the writer!"

OOO picks him up, using the whips to lash at him. The whips then bind him.

"Tell me now. Or it's going to get shocking."
"You aren't going to do annnyyyyyything! Cause Kamen Riders don't do that!"

OOO shrugs, letting him go as Ankh takes control of OOO.

"Now. It's time for some payback."
"NOT COOL KAMEN RIDER DUDE!"

Ankh-OOOs lashes at Deadpool as Deadpool runs away!

"I can't do anything! I don't have any powers cause the writer didn't give them to me! Damn you Moronfornoreason! Fine fine fine. You have to knock him unconscious. He'll be fine. I didn't hack him that badly. But all you need to do is knock him out. NOW LET ME GO. ONE DUDE BINDING ANOTHER DUDE ISN'T RIGHT. THE NEIGHBORS WILL TALK. Although. I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. I don't judge! Kidding! I judge. HAH!-"

"You bother me."

Ankh-OOOs sends out an electrical shock before throwing him into a tree. Ankh lets go of OOO as OOO nods.

"How do I knock him out?"
"Hit him with a scanning charge."
"How! He's been dodging everything I threw at him!"
"Use your imagination. Although I do have fate in you…"
"So you do care!"
"…"
"Give me the three coins Ankh. I need them."
"Are you sure? I don't think you'll be able to keep a clear head fighting Wolverine."

Wolverine growls, savagely attacking the trees his vision regained. If he wasn't angry before, he was super angry now.

"Won't know till I try."

OOO begins to walk towards Wolverine.

"Ankh? Please…" The pleading in his voice was high.
"Eiji, Eiji, Eiji. What am I going to do with you?"

Ankh summons three purple medals, tossing it to OOOs. OOO's catches them, taking out his current mismatch combo and places it into his driver.

{Ptera, Tricera, Tyranno:…}
A loud screech is heard as the ground begins to shake…
{ Pu-To-Tyrannosaurus!}

Kamen Rider OOOs suddenly changes. His helmet becomes purple, almost winged like. He has purple shoulders and gloves with white underneath his armor. His feet and legs are almost fully purple. On his back are wings. His thigh armor turns into a tail as Wolverine sniffs up, looking alerted.

Logan…I don't know much about you….And I don't know what you are. But I'm fighting for you. Because no matter who you are, I'll do my very best to save you. And I will…Save you.

Wolverine yells as the two run at each other, clashing. Within distance, was Wolverine lunges to OOO, he uses his wings to fly straight up into the air, using his tail to hit Wolverine hard, sending him flying backwards. Wolverine yells, quickly getting up but visibly limping. Within moments however, Wolverine returns to normal running speed. Kamen Rider OOO lands, using Ptera's head External Fins to freeze him in place.

"It's time to finish this!"

OOO uses the scanner to initiate his finishing attack.

{Scanning Charge!}

With Wolverine struggling against the ice, OOO rushes to him, using his tail to send him flying into the air. OOO then flies after him, using the Torikera Shoulders' Wind Stingers to stab him in the shoulders. He rotates, positioning Wolverine to the ground. OOO then freezes Wolverine's abdomen as he lets go of him. As Wolverine begins to fall, OOO uses his tail to slam him into the ground, the ice shattering hoping to knock him out. OOO lands, Ankh giving him the Tatoba Combo. OOO reverts back into his red, yellow, and green state.

As OOO begins to walk towards him, Wolverine gets up, limping his claws still popped out with a murderous red glare.

{Scanning Charge!}

OOO jumps high into the air as three circles align themselves from OOO to Wolverine in the colors of Red, yellow, and green. OOO then proceed to Rider kick through the circles, hitting Wolverine directly on the chest. He then kicks off of him, landing to the ground as Wolverine is sent flying against a tree, falling hard. OOO waits for him to get up, and within fifteen minutes, Wolverine recovers, the bloodlust over. As Eiji cancels his transformation, he finds Deadpool using a net to stop Ankh from flying.

"Stop that!"
"THIS IS WHAT THE FANS WANTED!"

Deadpool lunges onto Ankh, trying to stop him from flying as Ankh moves out of the way. Wolverine gets up, his eyes turning to normal but the murderous glare could still be seen as he turns to Deadpool.

"Logan?"
"Give me a second bub."

He storms angrily to Deadpool, stabbing him multiple times allowing Ankh to fly back to Eiji.

"Aren't you going to help him Eiji?"
"…"

Logan returns to Eiji after Deadpool was taken care of.

"Bub. Do you want a cold-?"
"AAAAAAH!"

A dimension barrier appeared under Ankh and Eiji as they disappeared within it leaving Logan by himself, smirking.

Eiji and Ankh found themselves standing (In Ankh's case, hovering) before Kamen Rider Decade in a blue and black color scheme.

"Give us a warning next time! And the option to refuse!"
"And I thought you were Kamen Riders…"
"Tsukasa? You don't sound like-"

Tsukasa appeared in a dimension barrier before them.

"Kaito?"
"What? I told you I'd steal your belt eventually!"

Eiji held up three medals.

"Henshin!"

{Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!}

Kaito-Decade takes out a card, inserting it into the Decadriver.

{"Attack Ride: Illusio-"}
{Scanning Charge!}

OOO jumps up once more, Rider kicking Kaito as his transformation is cancelled and the Decadriver falls out of his waist, Tsukasa picking it up.

"The Decadriver is so much slower than my Diendriver."

Kaito takes out his Diendriver, firing shots at them as he inserts a card into the gun.

{"Attack Ride: Invisible!"}

Diend disappears as Ankh returns to his body only to find that his phone is missing.

"Curse you DIEND!"