Chapter 24
Distracted
Ichigo finds himself flying through the air once more, and he's starting to regret the fact that his eyes were slipping from what Rukia was doing, to the area of her chest showing, and then eyeing her small waist, and right when he was getting ready to admire the rest below, she did some spectacular move which is the reason he's now hitting his head against the training mat. The rest of his body also receives an impact, and he's sore as hell.
"That hurt…" Ichigo grumbles, trying to sit up quickly.
"I've seen you react with better speed than that…Ichigo if you don't take this seriously, I'll make you do a demonstration with Kenpachi!" Rukia threatens from her position, and Ichigo can tell the FBI agents are amused.
"Alright…but fighting my own wife is kind of impossible." Ichigo says, and the other men agree since they're having trouble with his wife too, but for entirely different reasons from the woman's husband.
"Now charge at me like you really mean to overpower me!" Rukia commands him, and Ichigo blinks, doing his best to clear his mind.
Impossible. She's too sexy…too cute…and I love her too much to actually attempt to hurt her…but I don't want to fight Kenpachi either! Damn it!
Rukia can tell her husband is having some conflicting thoughts about coming at her seriously, and she lets out a sigh, preparing to call Kenpachi in when her husband speaks up.
"I'll try it again." He says, and Rukia gives him a look that he can't read at all.
"Ichigo, just pretend like you're preparing me in case a man ever attacks me when I'm alone. Take this seriously." Rukia encourages, and the mere idea is enough to make Ichigo scowl in an angry manner.
She's right…I do want her to be prepared, and she could easily come across one or two opponents that could be strong enough to give her trouble, if they have the right training themselves.
"Okay." Ichigo says, and he charges at his wife.
Rukia grins because the way he's coming at her is far more serious than before. His hands are outstretched to grab hold of her, and he's shocked when she actually lets him take hold of her top, but then she's grabbing him by the front of his shirt, and suddenly going into a back roll, getting her feet up into his belly, sending him flying onto his back once more.
"That's another technique that works splendidly!" Rukia is saying, and Ichigo groans at the pain.
She's dangerous!
The FBI agents are also surprised at her versatility, and they've begun to take her seriously. Ichigo wishes he knew how much time they'd already spent in this room of pain, but without his phone in his hand and no visible clock, he has no idea.
"I can't see straight…" Ichigo grumbles, and he rubs the back of his head again.
"Are you okay Ichigo?" Rukia is suddenly concerned, and Ichigo gives her a dirty look.
"Much more of this and I'll have a concussion!"
"Don't worry honey, I'd get you the best possible medical care if that were actually true," Rukia tells him, and Ichigo grimaces.
"That's no consolation."
"Okay, take a rest. Renji!" Rukia calls out her childhood friend's name, and Ichigo slides himself out of the danger zone, while feeling his muscles all scream in pain from his wife throwing him all around the damn room.
"Rukia, shouldn't you let them practice?" Renji asks, nodding his head at the FBI agents, and Rukia shakes her head at him.
"I want to demonstrate a few moves on you and Kenpachi before we start letting them practice." Rukia tells him, and Renji frowns.
"Maybe I need a helmet for this," Renji looks over at Ichigo who still looks a bit dazed, and Rukia scoffs at his notion.
"Don't be silly! You didn't get the job for my brother by being a coward did you?" Rukia asks, and Renji glares at her.
"No, but I also don't want to get my head and back slammed into the ground by you. It could make my job harder later if I'm in the same condition as him." Renji says, pointing at her husband, but Kenpachi takes a step forward to put his two cents in before Rukia can speak.
"Abarai, do this or I'll put my fist through your face." Kenpachi's words get Renji on board with Rukia's training.
Rukia smiles at the look on her friend's face. She knows it's her fault that Renji's already got the black eye, but she doesn't really care because she figures she's allowed to be selfish when it comes to her own honeymoon.
I didn't picture having Renji around, I just wanted it to be me and Ichigo…
Rukia takes out plenty of her frustrations on her childhood friend, leaving him wonder whether or not he'd have been better off just taking his punch from Kenpachi, rather than to go through her brutal training exercises.
Ichigo is finally looking like his energy is back, but his eyes widen to huge proportions at what his tiny wife says next.
"Kenpachi, would you mind joining this demonstration since I've wrung Renji out like a rag?" She asks, and Kenpachi smiles widely.
"Thought you'd never ask!"
Every single person in the room perks up, since it's quite obvious that Kenpachi is a man made of muscles and power. Not one person wants to miss even a second of a demonstration that involves this man. Even Mr. Peterson seems satisfied, feeling like the young Mrs. Kurosaki is going the full mile to make sure his men receive proper training. His eyes are fixed on the small woman.
How will she take down that gorilla of a man?
"Are you ready?" Kenpachi's deep voice isn't missed by a single person in the room, and Rukia nods her head, looking even smaller when facing Zaraki Kenpachi.
Ichigo's entire body tenses up, and he suddenly wishes he'd done more to prepare his wife for the scary bodyguard that Ichigo is sure could actually take him or Rukia down if needed…
Renji is wearing a similar expression as though he cannot believe his childhood friend just volunteered to go against the most powerful man he's ever known.
Kenpachi is far faster than anybody in the room that Rukia has faced today, and Ichigo's eyes widen when he realizes his wife is following along with his speed without any difficulties. She dodges his first few blows, but he leaves her no opening in which to put him down. Rukia's eyes narrow at the challenge, as it seems she's only just now beginning to understand why the man is considered the best among the best in her brother's private army.
Every man in the room except Zaraki is holding their breath in anticipation, expecting that Rukia will have finally met her match, but for another full minute she dodges all of his lightning quick advances.
Rukia is checking him over for any weak spots but it seems this man has none. Every inch of his body appears to be covered in muscle, so she bites her lip before she makes her decision on how to handle him. His fist flies in again, and this time Rukia jumps to the side and then at him very quickly, a completely different reaction from her previous ones, and before Kenpachi can reach out to seize her, she's jamming a sharp elbow into his temple, making the room appear to flash in front of him.
He can hardly believe so much power could come from her, or that she managed to peg him so perfectly.
"That was luck…" Those are the only words he gets out of his mouth as he feels lightheaded and smacks into the training mat. Rukia grabs the cuffs and gets only one wrist done before Kenpachi opens his eyes again.
He whips his wrists away from her grasp so that she can't cuff him, and he reaches back intending to attack her with the handcuffs hanging from his arm, but she slides to his other side and slams an elbow into his other temple. Once more he starts to go backwards and Rukia works with her fastest speed to get his wrists cuffed.
"With someone like this, you'll want more to hold them. I'm pretty sure he could break the handcuffs" Rukia tells them, and Zaraki opens his eyes again.
"Thank you for helping, that's all." Rukia says, concerned he'll try to come at her, even though he's cuffed.
"I could still fight." Kenpachi says, and Rukia nods her head in agreement.
"I know you can, you're very strong. But this is only a demonstration, and the point was to get you cuffed. Any opponent like this for the FBI agents, and they'd surely cuff your ankles, and possibly double cuff your wrists." Rukia tells Kenpachi, and he gives her a sadistic grin.
"Where'd you learn all those moves?"
"I had one hell of a master." Rukia tells him, and Kenpachi nods.
"You're better than I heard you were." Kenpachi says, as he sits up, and one of the agents comes over with a key.
"That's probably because you only heard about me from ni-sama." Rukia says, and Kenpachi grins at her shrewd ability to deduce where he'd gotten his information.
She's way more capable than the boss ever let on…
"What now, Rukia?" Ichigo asks, nervous at what his wife might say next, considering her unpredictability.
"The FBI agents are going to practice against Renji and Kenpachi for the moment, and Ichigo I want you to work with me." Rukia tells him, and Ichigo begins shaking his head.
"I can't. You distract me too much." Ichigo tells her in her ear, and Rukia's eyes widen when she realizes that even in this training setting, her husband still desires her like mad.
"Then practice with the FBI agents, I'm going to go drink a bottle of water." Rukia says, letting her exasperation show, and Ichigo leans forward to place a sweet kiss on her own.
"Thanks."
Rukia shakes her head smiling, because she always feels so absurdly happy whenever their lips meet for any type of kiss.
"I'm so sweaty." Rukia says, and Ichigo gives her a sexy half lidded look as they enter their hotel room.
"I'm used to seeing you that way." Ichigo says, and Rukia swats his butt with her hand.
"I was trying to say I want to take a bath." She tells him, and Ichigo smirks at her.
"We should get a bit sweatier first."
"Ichigo!" Rukia squeals, and she dodges out of his way right as he's about to capture her, and then she uses both hands to prepare to grab his ass, since he's busy trying to catch himself from smacking into the ground face first.
The instant his momentum stops, she reaches out and grabs to her heart's content.
"Shit Rukia! You could have killed me!" Ichigo bites out, but then his wife leans down to much on his ass cheeks.
He sucks in his breath, closing his eyes, and she slides his training pants down so that she can bite at his bare ass. She feels Ichigo tense up, but she softens the bite by flicking her tongue out and twirling it around too.
"I'm so glad I married a man with a great ass." Rukia says when she finally pulls away, and gives him a good slap, before dashing into the bathroom and shutting the door behind her, clicking the lock so that he can't get in.
Ichigo's eyes widen.
"This is a first! What in the hell are you doing Rukia?" He pounds on the door until his wife's amused voice calls back to him.
"I want to do that too, but I want to wash up first! After all, I'm going to make sure you spend a nice long time with your tongue where I want it before we do what you're talking about!" Rukia calls back, and Ichigo sinks down to his knees, wondering whether or not she'd actually be mad if he busted down the door.
"Let me get in there with you!" Ichigo calls out, and he hears his wife laugh before she starts the water.
Ichigo starts to get real depressed, but suddenly his wife has the door open, and she's standing there in the nude.
"On one condition." Rukia says, and Ichigo answers without even thinking it through.
"Anything." Ichigo says, and Rukia smiles victoriously.
"Great. We're going to lose the help again tonight, and have some real fun. I'm talking role playing." Rukia tells him, and Ichigo feels a wave of relief come over him, until he remembers how dangerous her antics are for losing the two bodyguards.
"Sometimes I think you won't be happy until your crazy ideas kill me," Ichigo says, shaking his head, and his wife laughs, as she heads for the bath.
"I'm getting my way aren't I?" Rukia asks as she starts to slip in the bath, and Ichigo stands up to head into the bathroom with her.
"Don't you always?" He asks, and Rukia flicks some water at him.
"Almost always, but if I had my way there wouldn't be any bodyguards to get in our way in the first place," Rukia says, and Ichigo nods his head in agreement.
"That's true."
"You weren't trying very hard today in training." Rukia informs him, just as he gets his pants all the way off.
"That's because someone was a big giant distraction for me." Ichigo says, meeting his wife's beautiful eyes head on.
"You're hopeless." Rukia grins, and Ichigo removes his shirt.
"You're crazy," Ichigo counters, and Rukia flicks him with water again.
"I even bought a sexy little outfit for this particular night!" Rukia informs him, and Ichigo suddenly looks interested.
"What kind of outfit? What kind of game will we be playing?"
"I'll be the prostitute, you be the rich man. You're going to pick me up off the corner, and ask me how much." Rukia tells him, and Ichigo gawks at her.
"You're serious?" He asks, and Rukia taps her chin.
"I seriously ordered more than one outfit. I can be the school girl, and you can be the naughty older man who is trying to take advantage of me." Rukia says next, and Ichigo closes his eyes, as he feels tingles starting to course through his body.
"You're kinky." Ichigo tells her, and Rukia leans over to kiss his cheek while rubbing her hand on his muscular chest.
"I love being kinky with my husband…I want to try all kinds of sex with you!" Rukia says, and Ichigo grins at that statement.
"Tell me some of your ideas." Ichigo says, and Rukia starts to squirm.
"There are so many! Like for instance, I want to do it on a pool table, I want to do it using different scenarios, I want to try every position, and I even ordered a book on sexual positions so that we can try it all! I also want to buy all sorts of products to enhance our experience, but I'll want Rangiku-san's advice on that." Rukia says, and Ichigo looks a little worried that Rukia will be receiving help from the biggest slut he's ever seen, but he doesn't say so.
"What else?" Ichigo asks curiously, and Rukia grins.
"I really want to tie you up, and be the dominatrix, making sure I give you plenty of punishment on your ass!" Rukia exclaims next, and Ichigo groans at that.
"Why do you like me tied up so much?" He asks, and his wife shrugs daintily.
"Something about you being tied up really gets me excited…I still remember when I found you tied up at that girl's apartment, I was so tempted to take advantage of you a bit myself, before I let you loose!" Rukia says, and Ichigo grimaces at that memory.
"As I recall, you did take advantage. You were going after my ass even then!" Ichigo reminds her, and Rukia laughs.
"I couldn't help myself! Even earlier today, when I got you in cuffs, I just got so turned on by that!" Rukia tells him, and Ichigo sinks further into the water.
Rukia looks over at him smugly since he's so quiet, and Ichigo is almost certain she can read his mind.
I don't know what's more disturbing…the fact that she likes me being tied up, or the fact that I'm turned on by her liking it!