Liars, Lovers, and baby showers

"Hey Raye, Sere really wants to sleepover here tonight with you and Amy, but she wants you to ask," Mina said quietly as they set up banners. They were throwing Serena a baby shower. Raye stared at Mina for a moment.

"Oh all right," Raye said not wanting to upset Serena. Amy had taken her out to the beach so Lita could do all the cooking. Molly was also with them.

At the beach Serena did nothing but cry and comment on how much she looked like a beached whale. Molly was so tired by the time they got to the Movie Theater she made an excuse about her mom needing her at the store. She had to pick up a present anyway.

"Molly hates me doesn't she?" Serena asked Amy.

"What oh no Sere, she just has to help her mom."

"Yeah right, I bet she just doesn't wanna be seen with a walking whale!" Serena cried. Amy sighed and closed her eyes. Pregnancy may have been great for Serena's look, but they were terrible for Serena's emotions. All it did was make her whine so much everybody wanted to stay away from her.

"Sere, shut up!" Amy yelled. Serena stopped and looked at her. "You're not fat at all, you're one of the most beautiful girls in all of Japan. Now come on let's go enjoy a nice movie quietly." Serena nodded and Amy bought her all the popcorn and candy she could eat.

"You know Serena there's this nice manga shop I saw in Yokohama why don't we go?" Amy asked. Serena nodded. In the manga shop Rob met them.

"What's Rob doing here I thought he went to like England or something," Serena said after he kissed her hand.

"Oh he came back early yesterday and I ran into him so I invited him to meet us here, he broke up with Kimeko you know," Amy said. She hadn't had the chance to get Rob alone with Serena until now. Serena groaned. If he broke up with Kimeko that meant he broke up with her cousins. That was not good at all.

"Amy tells me you like my favorite manga, Sailor V," Rob said holding up the newest issue of Sailor V.

"I like all the sailor Senshi and my favorite is Sailor Moon."

"Oh yes Amy told me how you use to play together, I use to pretend I was Tuxedo Mask."

"On second thought my favorite is Jupiter."

"I love her too."

"Yeah I'm gonna go look at the new issue of Inuyasha," Serena said before she went down the rows of manga only to find she couldn't reach it. Rob reached up and got it for her.

"Thanks."

"Rob, why don't you tell Serena a bit about Germany, Serena its really all fascinating you know."

"O' Ja like Oktoberfest in February, I can't wait to take your," Rob said. "It is ze best festival in Deutschland."

"What?" Serena asked.

"It means Germany," Amy put in.

"Oh you think after several months in his presence I'd know this by now."

"It okay, vhat other manga do your read?" Rob asked.

"Lots," Serena answered as she got back to Inuyasha manga. Amy sighed exasperated. While she knew manga would keep Serena from crying it did not make her relate to Rob. She was not getting the results she wanted.

"Rob why don't you buy Serena some new mangas and we can all go get a chocolate milk shake my treat." Serena nodded enthusiastically at the thought of chocolate milkshakes not a Rob coming. He bought her some new mangas and they went to a ice cream shop. Amy made them share one, but Serena hogged it thus eliminating her idea of them sharing a milk shake might bring them closer.

"Vhat do your wish for us to do now?" Rob asked Serena as he put an arm on the back of her chair.

"I know what I'm doing, but I don't know what you're doing." Serena stood up. "Amy come on let's go back to Tokyo." Amy nodded and stood up. Serena went to go wait in her own car that Amy was driving.

"Look Rob, she's pregnant, we'll have to work at it a lot harder, don't give up, I'll have her meet you at that nice Italian place." Rob nodded.

"Vhen?" He asked.

"Friday, yeah she doesn't have any practice for swimming or anything."

"She's still swimming?" Rob asked.

"Yes even though Serena is nearly five months pregnant she is still swimming, I think its very good for her health." Rob nodded. Serena blew the horn. Rob watched Amy leave and drive Serena back to Tokyo while he sulked. He sulked until three o'clock when a red head with yellow eyes approached him.

"Wanna have a good time tonight?" Beryl asked. Rob looked up and was entranced by her.

"Yes, I do." She dragged him off to some cheap hotel where they had some fun. Serena and Amy arrived at Raye's temple at two, but not before Lita and Mina snuck off around lunch.

"Now if I were Dare where would I be around this time?" Mina asked.

"That café near the college, Dare and Drew always stop there on school days," Lita answered. Mina nodded and they hurried to the café. It was full of college students. When they walked in they spotted Beryl all over Darien. Diamond sat smirking in a corner with Zoisite, Nephlite, Jaedite, Sapphire, D&G sisters, Avarie, Prisma, Birdie, and Catsy. Oh and Emerald who was doing that ridiculous laugh of hers as she fanned herself with a fan that had green feathers on the end. It was really tacky in everyone's opinion.

"Lita and Mina did not however notice that Darien was trying to make Beryl stop and go away. Mina went right up to Darien, pushed Beryl out of the way making everyone laugh before she slapped Darien.

"You gigantic ass!" She stormed out. Lita slapped Andrew.

"And you just sitting here and watching even with a smile on your face." She stormed out after Mina.

"The nerve of that ass, I mean how could he do that to her and than to be all over that hussy!" Mina exclaimed.

"I know and his friend just sitting there, watching as if it were perfectly okay!" Mina kicked Darien's bike over and broke the mirror off before they ran to their own motorcycles and drove off at top speed with Darien yelling after them. They were steaming mad when they got back to the temple.

"What the hell is wrong with you two?" Kimeko asked. It was near two and Serena and Amy would be arriving soon.

"We just saw Darien with another woman all over…the cake he had made for Andrew as a bet. It looked so good and she made him drop it, what a bitch," Lita said trying to cover up what she had started to say when Raye appeared.

"Oh don't mention it to Serena you know how she gets when she hears about someone dropping something as great as cake," Raye said.

"Yeah, so suck it up, today is for Serena and nothing else," Kimeko said with understanding in her eyes.

"You guys are right we won't say anything and we'll act as happy as possible for Serena." They all nodded and ran up the steps. They changed into their best kimonos and did their hair and make up until they looked like Geishas.

"I'm so glad we decided on a Geisha theme party," Molly said. Everyone nodded as more and more guests started to arrive in their Geisha attire. The only things they didn't have were the shoes the Geisha wore. Meanwhile Amy and Serena were at Amy's house getting dressed.

"Amy I don't see why we have to dress up in Kimonos I'm to fat for a kimono."

"Oh you're exaggerating there are plenty of women who have worn kimonos while pregnant, they didn't have any other clothing choice as you do."

"Well if I have a choice why am I wearing a kimono?" Serena asked.

"Because Serena I told you, you have to for this particular event."

"What event is it?" Serena asked.

"Serena stop asking questions all you need to know right now is you're going to love it and there's food." Serena nodded as Amy put her hair up in a bun, but let two long tails drape down in the back and curl at the end. Her hair was radiant especially with the matching turquoise hairpins Amy used in her hair.

"Wow this kimono fits perfectly," Serena commented looking at herself.

"Yes, its perfect."

"We look like beautiful Geisha," Serena said in a low voice. Amy smiled.

"That's what I was going for now come on before we're late." Serena nodded and followed her out.

"Oh no the pins on your hair aren't even, we had better stop at Raye and see if I dropped the last one back in the box." Serena nodded as they pulled up in front of the shrine at two. They walked up slowly and gracefully. People passing by whistled at them. Serena looked back and stopped one man in his tracks. She turned to Amy as she blushed and they giggled. They made their way to the large room where Raye's grandpa had once set up a wrestling ring to teach women aerobics, but that had ended quickly thanks to Raye.

"Raye!" Amy called.

"In here Amy!" They went up the steps and opened the screen. Serena went through first and everybody started to yell surprise, but they were shocked at how beautiful she looked.

"Oh wow she put us to shame," Mina whispered. Lita and Raye slowly nodded.

"I didn't know Amy did hair and make up that well," Molly whispered. This time Mina and Lita slowly nodded. None of them could figure out why they were whispering, but it just seemed like a sin to talk in her presence until she moved again. Serena moved.

"Oh you guys, you…I can't believe…" Serena was speechless almost as she looked at all the decorations.

"Surprise!" They finally managed to get out.

"Oh Amy I can't believe you tricked me." Serena lightly hit Amy on the arm, who smiled. Everyone congratulated her on being pregnant with a boy. They were so happy for her. They played games, and she opened lots of presents for herself and the baby so she would not feel neglected. They had lots of food and cake. They were even visited by two real life Geisha, who were surprised at Serena's beauty. They told them all about Geisha and what they did. It was all so heavenly in a way, but then it made Serena sad that they could not love. That night she gave Amy and Raye hell with all her cravings and tears.

Meanwhile Darien was at Andrew's house having a meltdown. He prayed Lita and Mina did not tell Serena what they had seen. They had been greatly mistaken. Beryl had come on to him as usual and as usual he was trying to make her stop. She had been more persistent today and had asked him who the girl was he was dating. He had denied that he was in any relationship while Andrew laughed at his situation. Darien didn't think it was funny one little bit. When Beryl had been pushed off him by Mina she had become furious, so now he had to protect Mina some how and make sure Beryl didn't realize it was Serena he was in love with.

"You think you got problems man, Diamond has taken an interest in Lita, how the hell do I stop him. You know if he finds out we're together he's going to bust me and her out especially when he figures out he won't get what he's after." Darien sighed and sat down with his hands in his head.

"Damn it I mean what are we going to do?" Darien asked.

"I don't know, this is a tough one. We have to let the girls know or whatever we come up with will never work."

"If we destroyed Amy Radar we'd be so much better off."

"We'd have to destroy Amy too."

"There is only one way to destroy Amy."

"What's that?" Darien asked looking up.

"Greg, she was suppose to sleep with Greg by now but Greg does not know how to play the game."

"Well than we had better teach him because we need to take them all out."

"Okay so we go to school, we work, we teach Greg the game, but than we have to figure out how to inform the girls without being seen by police and Beryl plus her cronies. That includes Diamond and his as well."

"Yeah, but wait doesn't Sapphire and Prisma know you're dating an underage girl. If they're around they're going to figure it out you know."

"Yes, yes, but like I said Sapphire is loyal on his own he won't tell if we talk to Prisma and the girls. They've actually met Lita."

"Great then maybe they can help us come up with a better plan."

"Call them we'll meet at the Arcade." Darien nodded and picked up the phone soon they were all at the Arcade discussing plans to bring them all down especially Amy, but in a good way for her.

"That vas avesome," Rob said to Beryl as she paced the room naked as she smoked a cigarette. She was thinking about the blond girl who had pushed her off Darien.

"She must be the one if she acted the way she did," Beryl muttered. She knew Darien was not the type to have one night stands and never calls a girl back. It wasn't his style at all.

"Vhat?" Rob asked.

"Shut up, I'm thinking you idiot," Beryl snarled at him. Rob gulped and leaned back on the bed. Beryl picked up her cell phone and dialed Zoisite's number.

"Hello?" Zoisite answered breathless.

"Zoisite stop fucking Malachite and meet me at my house in three minutes. Get the girls too."

"But…." Zoisite started.

"Don't give me any buts get your ass over to my house, I'm more important than a fuck!" Beryl snapped her phone shut cutting off Zoisite's response. Beryl started grabbing her clothing. In the process she grabbed Rob's pants, when she dropped them his wallet fell out. Once she was dressed again she picked it up. She opened it and took his money out.

"For your services," Beryl said. She was about to drop it on the floor again when she noticed a picture of Serena and the girls. Amy had given it to him saying it was the only one she could spare.

"There's those girls from the shop, and that one is responsible for the curfews, oh there's two of the blond ones." Beryl thought Mina and Serena were twins and she knew Diamond was after the brown haired one. Also Amy had ruined her favorite pass time and that was picking young girls to have their hearts broken by Diamond. It was easier to catch them at night, but not since the curfew. She didn't know who Raye was but decided she should be hurt just like her friends.

"Who are these girls?" Beryl asked dropping his wallet.

"Oh zat is my girl friend Serena…"

"Serena what?" Beryl asked.

"Tsukino. The rest are Lita Kino, Mina Aino, Raye Hino, and Amy Mizuno."

"Give me your number." Rob did so. "We'll be in touch in more than one way if you do as I say." Rob nodded and watched Beryl run out of the room. She called Diamond and told him to meet her at her house as well.

"Its three a.m. for God's sake, I'm not one of your bitchy ass friends you can call after a thirteen hour fuck fest you had with some guy who's probably gonna catch Syphilis or something."

"Fuck you Diamond just get over here if you wanna know about your little brown haired bitch you spotted today in the café."

"Well why didn't you say so we'll be right over." Before Beryl could even ask who's we, Diamond had hung up and she already knew who it was.

"Bitch better not get my house dirty," Beryl muttered as she drove way over the speed limit almost running people over.

"Watch out of spiteful bitches like Beryl, Sailor Moon Says!"

A/n: I don't like the title for this chapter, but this is all I've got, so I am open to any suggestions unless you think this is okay.