BPOV

God I'm hungry. I was sitting on the couch reading my book while Emmett and jasper where playing video games. Jasper must of felt that I was hungry and quickly stood up.

"I'll make you something to eat Bella" said jasper

"Oh no it's ok I can make my own-"but before I could finish jasper cut in.

"No no no I will make you something, remember we are looking after you" said jasper and then ran to the kitchen. I was really nervous that esme and Carlisle where going to come home to a burnt down house that or there will be food everywhere, either way this is not going to turn out good.

I decide to go and check on him. Once I got to the kitchen I looked at jasper who was looking for something in the cupboard.

"Are you ok jasper" I said

"Ah yer I was just going to make a toasted sandwich for you but I can't seem to find the cheese" he said still looking throw the cupboard. He did know that cheese was supposed to be in the fridge.

"Um jasper the cheese is in the fridge" I said

"What who put it there" he said then went to the fridge and grabbed the cheese.

"It's always been there" I said

"Oh well go and let me make you some lunch, I don't need you to watch my every move. I will be fine" he said and then I got up and went to see what Emmett was doing.

JPOV

Who put's cheese in the fridge, I swear the cheese is always in the cupboard. Ok so I got cheese, ham and tomato that should do it. Wait I think I'm missing something, what am I missing. I looked around the kitchen but I couldn't think of what I needed.

"Hmm" I said

"Oh the bread duh" I said and smacked my hand on my forehead. How could I forget the bread it is the most important bit.

I grabbed the bread and put it all together. God this is so disgusting. How can Bella eat this?

I grabbed the sandwich and put it on the sandwich press.

"Oh I should so make Bella a cake, yes I will make Bella a cake. What flavour tho" hmmm …..Chocolate every human likes chocolate.

I grabbed one of mum's recipes that I saw her use, it looked easy enough. I looked at the recipe to see what I needed.

Chocolate, butter, brown sugar, vanilla extrac, 3 eggs, self-raising flour, cocoa powder and milk.

Ok I don't even know what half these ingredients are. Oh well.

"Ok so I have to preheat the oven" I went over and turned on the oven. Right that wasn't too hard. What next. I picked up the recipe and had a look.

"Place chocolate in a heatproof, microwave-safe bowl. Microwave, uncovered, on MEDIUM for 1 to 2 minutes, stirring every minute with a metal spoon, until almost melted. Stir until smooth. Set aside for 10 minutes to cool." I did what it said

"Ha this is so easy I don't know what Bella was worried for" speaking of Bella, she feels hungry, hmm

"Oh the sandwich" I quickly ran over and got the sandwich out. It's a bit burnt but it's still good.

"Oh Bella your lunch is ready" I said and put the sandwich on a plate and placed it on the bench. Bella walked in looking confused.

"What's wrong Bella" I said as she sat down

BPOV

I walked into the kitchen to see one big mess. Omg what is jasper doing. I sat down and had a look at what I was eating it was a bit burnt but it was ok, I just hope it tastes good.

"What's wrong Bella" jasper said

"Oh um I was just looking around, what are you doing in here" I asked as Emmett came in and took a seat next to me.

"Whoa what happened in here" Emmett said

"I'm making a cake, for Bella" jasper said. He was making a cake for me. This can not turn out good.

"What do you think Bella" jasper said pulling me out of my thoughts.

"Of what" I asked

"Of me making you a cake, but wait not just any cake a chocolate cake" jasper said

"Ohh I don't think any human has ever made a chocolate cake before" Emmett said

"Shut up" jasper said

"Thanks jasper but you don't have to make me a cake" I said

"I know I don't have to, but I want to" jasper said then turned around to have a look at the recipe.

"Ok so I need to add 3 eggs, and then mix it with a beater until fluffy .Hmm I can do that" jasper said

He grabbed 3 eggs and put them in the bowl, but the thing is he didn't crack them. I can tell we are going to be here for awhile.

"Ah jasper you have to actually crack the eggs" I said

"Oh I knew that, I was just testing you to see if you were watching" he said

"Sure you were" Emmett said

Jasper got the eggs out of the bowl and cracked them, tho half of it went on the floor.

"Ok so now I have to beat it" he said and grabbed a beater.

Jasper turned the beater on and the ingredients went everywhere.

"Is this suppose to happen" jasper said while Emmett was cracking up laughing. I ran over to jasper and got covered in cake. I quickly turned the beater of.

"You had it up to high" I said

"Oh well I think it's mixed enough" he said I smiled and nodded.

"Ah man that was funny, look at you guys, you's are covered in cake. Where's the camera when you need it" Emmett said, I looked down and sure enough I was covered in cake and so was jasper it was all in his hair and all over his clothes. It was kind of funny.

"Ok so now I just put it in a pan, then in the oven for 25-30 minutes" jasper said

"Ok well while you do that me and Bella are going to go and hang out in the lounge room" Emmett said

"we are" I said

"yes come on, jasper will be fine" Emmett said

Emmett grabbed my hand and pulled me into the longue room.

"Ok so what are we going to do" I asked Emmett

"Hmm…..oh how about karaoke" he said smiling

"I don't know…." I said

"Oh come on Bella it will be fun, I will pick you a good song" he said as jasper came into the room.

"What do you think jasper" I said

"I'm game, sounds fun" he said

"Ok I will play" I said

"Ok I will go first" Emmett said. He walked over to the TV and picked a song. I nearly fell of the lounge when I found out what it was.

"This one's for you Bella" Emmett said then started singing. And of course he was singing ice ice baby by vanilla ice.

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

He started dancing, and when I say dancing I mean the running man

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

By the end of the song me and jasper where cracking up laughing.

"Yer I know I'm good, ok Bella your turn" he said

I picked up the mic and had a look at what I was going to be singing. Omg I was going to sing can't touch this.

Can't Touch This
Mc Hammer

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Once I finished jasper and Emmett where laughing. Whatever, I went and gave jasper the mic. Then went and picked a song for what song, oh he will love this. I choose l.o.v.e by nat king cole for him. This was going to be funny.

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please dont break it
Love was made for me and you

trumpet instrumental

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please dont break it
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you

By the time jasper was finished I was rolling on the floor. I could suddenly smell something burnt.

"Um guys do you smell that" I said

"THE CAKE" jasper yelled then ran into the kitchen. Me and Emmett followed.

Once I entered the kitchen there was smoke coming from the oven.

"My cake" jasper said

Emmett ran out of the room and came back with a fire extinguisher. Emmett pointed it to the oven and foam came out smoke was all gone but we and the kitchen were covered in it to. The kitchen was one big mess.

"Ah look what you did Emmett the kitchen is a mess" jasper said

"Hey you should be thanking me, if not we would be dead and there would be no house" Emmett said

I walked over to get a dish cloth but then slipped and hit my head on the ground. The last thing I heard was someone calling my name before I blacked out.

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