I wish I knew the whole plan!
"These girls are what we want, right?" Beryl asked.
"Right," Diamond replied as they relaxed in the Jacuzzi at his home.
"Than we have to get at them without Darien noticing."
"I know, but you know these girls they look underage we'll need to avoid the police, and as a matter of fact one little phone call could get rid of the girl." Beryl shook her head.
"No, no if we rat on her than we rat on Darien. Nothing will happen to her, but they'll jail Darien,"
"And than you don't get what you want," Diamond finished. Beryl nodded as she picked up her champagne glass.
"No, see we need something a lot more cunning." Diamond was silent as the beginnings of a plane began to form. He rubbed his chin and drank some champagne. "Maybe I should just run them all over in turn with my car."
"No, no than I don't win a bet and that's out of the question. Now I think I've got the perfect plan." Diamond smirked. "You're smart figure it out just meet me at that Arcade Darien always hangs out during the day at with those squares and wannbe pretends. Trust if we're going to find these girls that's the first place we should look it's a hot spot."
"What about the Crown Fruit Parlor he's always going there."
"If he's not at the Arcade with Andrew it's the second place we'll check." Beryl nodded as she waited for Diamond to spill the plan. "I'm not telling you figure it out on your own, now dress like you're friendly and not the world's biggest bitch tomorrow. And scram I got a date tonight and I need to get ready to win yet another bet." Beryl growled at him.
"If I weren't going to meet up with somebody in ten minutes I wouldn't be obeying you." Diamond laughed.
"Of course you wouldn't now go." Beryl left after flipping him the bird. She met up with Rob yet again at the hotel. He was a good lay in her opinion and he was chalk full of information.
"So Rob, where does your little friends usually hang out?" Beryl asked nibbling on his ear. Rob moaned.
"Zat Arcade place usually at nigz though I keep telling zem not to go with Sere being pregnant and all but she's stubborn 'er parents 'ave returned zough she's not as inclined to go out." Rob had the loosest lips on the planet and Beryl would swear to that in court.
"Sere is your girlfriend right?" Beryl asked. Rob nodded.
"Suppose to be, but she keeps avoiding me like the plague lucky for me 'er parents are forcing us on dates. It all good."
"Right, how easy are these girls to get into bed?" Beryl asked she wanted in on the bet with Diamond. For once he'd loose a bet." Rob shrugged.
"Not very easy, but zey are always giggling about sex though."
"Hmm…how easy horny little teenagers. Just great he's got that bet in a bag," Beryl muttered.
"V'at?" Rob asked.
"Nothing, now where are they during the day?" Beryl asked.
"Sere 'as swim practice and ze vork. Um…after zat its to the temple to study."
"Temple?" Beryl asked. "What Temple?"
"Hikawa," Rob said as her hands roamed down in stomach tickling him a little with torturous pleasure.
"Thank you Rob, you've been most helpful and remember when you see me outside this room you do not know me and tell no one about me." Rob nodded as she kissed him and got off the bed. She dressed and left the room ignoring his questions. She met up with a lifeguard from Australia who was more to her liking.
"Okay so Andrew and I have concluded that Amy must get laid and fast!" Yaten, Lita, Mina, Serena, Andrew, and Darien sat around a campfire in the woods the only place the police have yet to look for couples. Just to be safe everyone had dawned wigs and colored contacts with fake ids. Mina had commented that they should have thought of the idea a long time ago.
"Well duh Darien of course Amy needs to get laid we wouldn't be sneaking around all the time if we could confidently tell her about our relationship," Lita said kissing Andrew who already had his hands down his pants. Thankfully nobody was sitting directly in the light except Serena and Darien who were watching each other from across the fire. She was still angry with him and it seemed he could do nothing right. It had taken hours of begging outside of Lita's bathroom door and a huge diamond ring later she had come out to forgive him only to bring it up whenever she felt that he had messed up. Lita had thoroughly scolded Andrew for just letting such things happen. Mina scolded them both since Yaten had nothing to do with them.
"Maybe if Greg gives her a huge diamond ring like this one she'd fuck him. She may be really easy, but Greg is just not using the right persuasion." They were all silent.
"Hey you're right I mean think about it, the right persuasion on a individual girl will have her in your bed soon if not that night." Everyone looked at Lita in confusion except Serena.
"What she means is all Dare had to do to persuade me was just kiss me like I had never been kissed before without warning."
"All Drew had to do was listen to one of my romantic dinner fantasies and make it happen."
"Oh you mean like how all Yaten had to do was show up?" Mina asked causing everyone to roar with laughter.
"Mina, Mina, Mina I thought you would tougher than that."
"Naw, once you've been pining for a long period of time for something the moment you get it you go ape shit." They laughed some more as Yaten told them that he had felt the same way about Mina.
"Okay so what would get Amy, I mean she's seen that Greg is smart so it can't be that," Yaten said.
"Well drinking and drugs is out of the question, your first time should be special when its being planned by you or someone else." Serena and Mina agreed with Lita.
"Well you know what there is only one way to make a girl have sex with you when she's against it without raping her." Everyone turned to Andrew.
"Its simple guys we must turn her on until the point of no return."
"Oh there is only one way to do that," Serena said.
"What's that?" Darien and Andrew asked at the same time. Yaten waited with a puzzled look on his face.
"Failed Vibrator," Lita, Serena, and Mina said at the same time.
"Huh?" They guys asked.
"Okay look a vibrator is basically the best sex toy out there. If the Vibrator fails there is only one thing out there that can satisfy you and that is the real deal," Serena said. "Trust me I know."
"How do you…oh never mind," Darien said.
"Okay so how do we turn her on enough to get her to use a vibrator?" Yaten asked.
"Yeah I mean you can't just go up to her and ask her to use a vibrator can you?" Andrew asked. There was stone silence as crickets sang and owls hooted. "Can you?" They all jumped.
"No, no we can't just ask her that she'd think we were crazy."
"Um…girls I gotta pee come with me." They all stood up and went off into the woods with Serena and their flashlights. While she was relieving herself in the portable bathroom Darien had rented Mina got an idea.
"What's that grin I know that grin," Serena said as she washed her hands in the bucket full of water Lita had gotten from the stream and than sanitizing hand gel.
"What grin?" Mina asked. "There's no grin."
"There is a grin what are you thinking?" Lita asked. Mina giggled.
"Okay here's the plan for Amy," Mina said. She whispered into both their ears. They both grinned.
"I hope she goes for it I mean that's really out of character for her," Lita said.
"If Serena cries at the right moment she'll give in I'm sure."
"Well it shouldn't be too hard I'm always crying these days," Serena said as they entered the camp.
"What, what's wrong?" Darien asked.
"Nothing boys we just came up with the perfect plan, now when we get back we're going to have a study session over at Lita's and end right when Amy's mother goes to work which is late for the next couple of days. Now every day Greg will leave her some sort of gift she'll love like a math book or something. Make it seem like he's just left. On the last night we're going to need you to have Greg schooled in the proper way to grab a girl's ass so she's turned on not disgust by her when you're making out. He's going to have to learn how to grab her thighs too. Just school him in the game of foreplay while making out to make her want to go all the way."
"All right."
"Matter of fact," Lita said. "Make him watch L'Auberge Espagnole and make him pay close attention to the part when his roommate is teaching him about women that's what we want him to be able to do that night."
"Now he can not screw this up," Serena said. "Because I am going to rig it so the lights go off to stop any nosy neighbors from seeing or using their phone to call the police. As soon as those lights go out he needs to kiss her not before especially if they're still in the doorway."
"Okay we'll make it happen, but what do we do?" Yaten asked. Mina sighed.
"Just work on schooling him honey that's all," Mina replied. Yaten nodded.
"Wait but how are you going to get her all turned on and stuff I mean how does that work?" Andrew asked.
"Let the ladies do their job and you do yours."
"Um…okay, but I still wish we knew the whole plan," Andrew grumbled.
"Will you tell me the whole plan," Beryl grumbled to Diamond when they didn't find any of the girls. Raye had gone off to Yokohama just before they arrived at the shrine and there was no way they were approaching Amy the only girl of the group they seemed able to find. In fact she would be the common denominator that brought down both their plans.
"Will you shut up, I found out from that old man that they'll all be around tomorrow you can make your move than on Raye. She seems the most vulnerable."
"I can't today was suppose to be the day we started, I've got that thing in Thailand for a couple of days and you have to come with me for Marine Biology class, I don't know why we're both in it."
"To expand our horizons, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to wait a little while let them get settled back into life and bored before I Diamond Dallas come into their lives and break their teenage hearts." He laughed evilly and Beryl swore she heard thunder in the distance and felt lighting flash.
"Huh, how'd you do the whole light show thing when you laugh evilly."
"Oh I have that work crew follow me everywhere for these moments he said pointing them out as they left to go pack.
"Ah nice, I should get me one." Diamond nodded as they walked off.
A/n: If you haven't see L'Auberge Espagnole you should its a wonderful French movie if you like those types of movies. It was really funny. Anyway sorry this is so short, but that's the point as you can see in the title lol.