A/N this is the same chapter. I just forgot that carlisle and esme were in mexico, and I put them in the story. So I changed it. sorry about this.
Jpov
"We are so dead" said Emmett
We were looking at Bella, who just slipped and fell. Edward is probably on his way back now once Alice had a vision.
"Maybe we should put her somewhere more…….um clean" I said
I had a look around and saw that the kitchen was a mess, there was food everywhere and the foam from the fire extinguisher didn't help.
"Ok lets put her on the couch", said Emmett
Emmett picked her up and went out to the lounge room.
"Did I mention we are dead" said Emmett
'Yeah" I said
"When will she wake up?" said Emmett
"I have no idea? Maybe we should take her to the hospital" I said
"No she will be fine, she falls everyday" said Emmett
I looked down at Bella and she started to stir.
"Look she's waking up" I said
"Hey Bella how are you feeling" I said
"I feel fine, weird but fine. Ha" Bella said
"Ok…….does your head hurt or anything" I said
She sat up and smiled up at us.
"No I feel fine" she said
"Ok she is acting really weird" said Emmett
"Yer maybe we should take her to the hospital" I said
Bella suddenly jumped up and started screaming "NO"
"No what" Emmett said
"I don't want to go back" she said
"Back where" I said
"I'M NOT MENTAL" she screamed
"We never said you were mental" Emmett said
"If you take me to the hospital they will send me to the mental home" she said
"Why would they do that" I said
"BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M MENTAL" she screamed
"Yer I'm starting to think that too" Emmett said under his breath
"Bella you are not mental………..well at least I don't think so" I said
"I think she hit her head pretty hard when she fell" said Emmett
"Yer maybe we should call Carlisle, he could probably help her" I said
"Why bother, they are probably on there way back now" said Emmett
APOV
I just finished drinking the blood of the elk when I got a vision.
VISION
Bella was running around like she was crazy.
"I think she does need a mental home" said Emmett
"I'M NOT MENTAL" Bella screamed
"Ok someone had oatmeal for breakfast today" said Emmett
"What has oatmeal got to do with anything? " said jasper
"Oh, I want oatmeal" said Bella
"I hear it makes people mental" Emmett said pointing his head at Bella.
"I'M NOT MENTAL" Bella screamed
"Ok, ok your not mental" said jasper
"Ok so what do we do now" said Emmett
Bella started jumping up and down waving her hand about.
"Oh oh I know, I know" she said
"Ok what do you want to do" said jasper
"Let's play hide and go seek" she said
Jasper and Emmett looked at each other.
"Ok you two hide and I will count" said Emmett
END OF VISION
Omg what have they done now. Hmm should I tell Edward or wait until we go home.
"Hey Alice" Rosalie said stepping out from the tree's.
"Hey where's Edward" I said
"Chasing a mountain lion or something, why" said Rosalie
"I had a vision that Bella was a bit crazy, and it has something to do with Emmett and jasper" I said
"Should we tell Edward" Rosalie said
"Tell me what" Edward said stepping out of the bush
"Um…….nothing" I said
"They what" Edward growled
"Rosalie you won't suppose to think it" I said
"Sorry" Rosalie said
"I am going to kill them" Edward said
"I think we should go home and check on her" I said, but Edward was already gone.
"come on lets go" said Rosalie
EMPOV
"Ok Bella what do you want to do" I said
"Lets play hide and go seek" Bella shouted
"Hide and go seek" jasper asked confused
"Yes, you count Emmett, me and jasper will hide" she said
"Ok, go hide" I said
I ran vampire speed out to the shed. Bella was acting really weird. I counted to 60 then went back into the house. When I walked in Bella was standing where we started she had her hands over her eyes. I think Bella does need a mental home.
"Um Bella you know you have to hide, don't you" I said
"if I can't see you, you can't see me" she said
"ok, jasper" I said. No need to shout he would hear me
"yes" jasper said
"bella's acting weird" I said pointing to her
"Bella you know you have to hide" jasper said
Bella was till standing there with her hands over her eyes
"If I can't see you, you can't see me" she said
"Ok let's do something else" I said
"You have to find me first" she said
"But I can see you, your right in front of me" I said
"No you can't" she said
I pretended to look for her. "where are you, I can't find you" I said looking everywhere and then I looked down at Bella and said" oh there you are. I couldn't find you" I said. I feel like I'm talking to a five year old.
She got up smiling at me. "That was pretty hard wasn't it" she said
"Believe me it was not that hard" I said under my breath. Jasper just chuckled
"Oh yer it was, you're just too good for me" I said
"Let's do something else" she said. Where are they? They should off come straight here after Alice had a vision. I'm surprised Edward is not here yet.
JPOV
We are so dead. She is really crazy. Suddenly my phone went started ringing. I didn't bother check to see who was calling me I already knew who it was ,
"hello" I said then I heard a growl, it's Edward who would of guessed.
"what is wrong with bella" he said
"well I was making a cake for her, and food went everywhere. then bella slipped. When she woke up she started acting weird like she belonged in a mental home"
"I'M NOT MENTAL" screamed bella
"she better be ok" Edward said
"Oh yer if you count her running around like a mental person, and acting like she is 5 years old, then yer she's fine" I said
"Where on our way home" Edward said
"When will you guys be home" I said
"Tomorrow arvo hopefully" he said
"Oh ok……….wait what, where are you" I said
"Half way across the country" he said
"WHAT, YOU WENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY" I yelled
"Yes now please don't yell" Edward said
"Sorry. It's just Bella is really crazy, we don't know what to do with her" I said
Edward then growled
"I mean she's fine nothing wrong with her, you must have the wrong number sorry bye" I said then hanged up. That was close I turned around to see Emmett at the door arguing with a lady.
EMPOV
While jasper was on the phone the door bell rang. I went over and opened it to see a lady.
"Hello" she said in her England accent
"Ah hi" I said
"Would you like to buy some Avon?"
"No thanks" I said. I was about to shut the door when she stopped me
"Come on you would look great in this lip gloss" she said and held up a some lip gloss
"Well it looks nice, I might actually buy so- wait what am I doing, I'm a dude. No I don't want any" I said
"Oh well I see you are a guy, but if you quickly run up stairs, put a dress on and that Hannah Montana wig on-
"Wait how did you know that I had a Hannah Montana wig, are you a stalker" I said
"Um no……I just want you to buy some Avon" she said
"I don't want any" I said
"Yes you do" she said
"No I don't" I said
"Yes you do" she said stepping a little closer
"No I don't" I said
"Yes you do" she said
"no.'t" I said slowly
".do" she said just as slowly
"Ok listen here lady, I DO NOT WANT ANY AVON GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD" I yelled at her
"BUY SOME OR ELSE" SHE YELLED AT ME THEN SHE STARTED SHAKING HER FIST AT ME
"Or else what, your going to throw Avon at me" I said next thing I know Avon was been thrown everywhere.
"God lady, I think you need a mental home" I said then closed the door
"Who was that" jasper said
"Some crazy Avon lady" I said
I looked out the window to see her running away screaming" I just wanted some donuts"
"Ok weird" I said
"Yer" jasper said
"So when will they be home" I said
"Edward said hopefully tomorrow" jasper said
"Ohhh free makeup" Bella said grabbing some lip gloss
"Did I mention we are so dead" I said
Again sorry about this. Hope it didn't confuse you.
I will update as soon as I can.
Love Kiki
