I am so sorry that it took me so long to update. These last few weeks have been really busy. And i just turned 15 yay. Omg i saw new moon it was awesome and really funny. So here is what you have all been waiting for, hope you like it.

Ps thank you for the reviews and story alerts it means alot to me that you all like it so much.

B POV

"So when will Edward be home" I said

"Hopefully soon" Jasper said

"Look there is no point sitting here and waiting for Edward to show up, lets have fun while we can" Emmett said

"Ok what do we then" said jasper

Before Emmett could answer the doorbell rang.

"Hmm can't be Edward because he would of banged the door down then ring the bell" said Emmett while standing up and getting the door.

EM POV

I opened the door to see no other then Jacob black arhhhhh can't go a day without some dog coming to our door.

"Can I help you" I said

"Yer i came to see Bella" Jacob said

"oh didn't you get the message Bella and Edward went to Las Vegas to get married then they were going to move there and get jobs, Bella was going to be a stripper and Edward was going to go to India and get a kid and raise him, they want a boy by the way. Then when he was old enough Edward was going to turn him into a vampire and Bella too so they could all rule the world and be one little happy family. Isn't that just great they have their whole life planned out and guess what you aren't in it. So bye bye" I said then was about to close the door when the thing stopped me.

"Listen leech-"he started to say but i interrupted him

"Whoa what is that smell" i said

I looked behind Jacob to see a pile of poo.

"Oh Jacob i thought you were better than that" i said then closed the door. What a douche( my friend came up with that)

"Who was that" Bella said

"Oh no one important" i said, jasper knew who it was cause he was trying not to laugh.

"Ok let's make some prank calls" i said and went to grab the phone.

"Um you guys go right ahead, i will stay here and rest my head" Bella said

"Oh no you are doing it to, this is our last time to have some fun" I said

"Ok fine" Bella said

"Bella can go first" I said

B POV

"Why do I have to go first" I said

"Because I said so" Emmett said

"Well if you said so then" I said rolling my eyes

Emmett dialled a number and gave me the phone. I put it on loudspeaker.

(Bella/person on other end)ok( i didn't make this prank call up i found it on YouTube. I will put the link on my profile if you want to watch it.)

Hello

Yer hi is this MacDonald

Yes

Yer i would like a big Mac 6 nuggets ceaser salad fries and a coke with 6 ice cubes

Are you going to come in?

No i want it delivered

We don't deliver

Ok i will come in. How about 7'ish, is that good, tonight

Um yer

Ok then

Um excuse me is the 6 ice cubes going to be a problem

Um

So if they melt you will give me a free meal

Sorry i can't hear you

If the ice cubes melt will you give me a free meal?

Um

Ice cubes you know there ice cubes shaped in cubes

Ice cubes

Yer ice cubes

If they melt we can't give you a free meal sorry

If they melt you can't give me a free meal why is that

Because, you can get the drink with no ice cubes

But then my drink will be warm

Or you can get the ice in a different cup

Well if i get it in a different cup then how do i get the ice in my other cup

We can't give you a free meal

Ok can drop the free meal i got that like 10 minutes ago

If it's in a different cup, how am i going to get it into my pop cup?

Um i don't know

ok i want to get my cup off um I'm thinking coffee, then the ice you said have it in a different cup, but i want to put the ice in the coffee, but how do i do that if it's in a different cup

In coffee

Yer ice in the coffee

The ice is going melt

Ok can you drop the fact that it is going to melt too like we all got problems ok

So how do i get it to one cup to the other cup? Because it's going to be a challenge you know cause we are talking about hot and cold substances

Yer you know the cup has a lid on so you know you can just open it and put it in.

Ok thanks i think i might just eat in, at least then i will have a drink with ice and won't have to worry about getting the ice in my cup.

After i hanged up we were all rolling on the floor with laughter. Once we settled down Emmett was the first one to speak.

"Damn, i didn't know you were that funny, though when you fall over your feet that is pretty funny" Emmett said

"Did you just say" i said

"Yer that was a compliment" he said

"Really" i said. Emmett just nodded and kept talking

"Ok so i have a plan, Edward is expecting a mental Bella, so since she is back to normal- how i don't know- i was thinking that she could act mental. I know what you are thinking,' oh Emmett that is the best plan i have ever heard off', its ok you don't have to say it" me and jasper just stood there with a what the hell look on our face.

"Yer i think you're the mental one Emmett" jasper said. I nodded in agreement.

"Ok so when Edward comes home Bella will be mental again" Emmett said

"Excuse me" i said

"I said- i cut him off before he could answer

"I heard what you said, what i meant was why" i said

"Cause i want to see Eddie's face" Emmett said, then left

"What just happened" i said

"I have no idea" jasper said, and left also.

I hope you liked it. Please review and tell me wat you think. And please check out my friends story it is called her choice her pen name is zemyx1995.

Thanks love kiki