Ok im sorry i said i would update like last week, but i had school and other crap i had to do, so yer sorry, anyway here is the next part, i hope you enjoy. And this really did happen to me and my friend Michaela. Lol
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take your breath away,
B POV
"You're a vampire, knock the door down" i said
"Esme will kill me" Emmett said
"I will kill you" i said. We have been out here for 10 minutes now.
"Ok look don't worry, Alice and that will be home soon all we have to do is wait" Emmett said
"Don't worry, its Alice we're talking about we could be here for days" i said looking around
"That's why she left without a fight; she knew this was going to happen." Emmett said.
"Ok that doesn't matter at the moment, what matters is how are we going to get inside, since you know you won't knock down the door." I said
"Omg we're locked out, we can't get inside" he said looking alarm
"You don't say" i said
"Did you know that Bella, That we're locked out side, and that we can't get in, without braking the door, which we can't do cause Esme will kill us" Emmett said, where has he been for the last 15 minutes.
"No i didn't know that Emmett, thankyou captain obvious" i said
"Ok, well i will be right back" Emmett said walking away. God where is he going. Only seconds later he came back with two chairs.
"Why have you got chairs" i asked
"So you can climb over the fence duh" he said going and putting the chairs in front of the fence.
"You're a vampire, you can jump, or climb, or better yet knock the door down" i said
"Don't you know what today is" he said, with his hands on his hips.
"Wednesday" i said
Nooooooooooooooo, it's pretend you're human day" he said
"Wow i didn't know they made a day for that, you know since we are all humans" i said
"They don't, i made it up. How good am i" Emmett said
"You're just that good" i said walking over to the fence.
"Ok,so you're going to get on the chairs, then jump over the fence, then go around the back and unlock the door, then let me in" Emmett said. He has got to be kidding me. There is no way i can jump over this fence and these chairs stacked on top of each other don't look stable.
"Umm you know what, as much as i would love to do that, cause that plan is just .... Wow. I think you should do it" i said backing away from the fence.
"No you can do it, I've done it so many times, i have lost count haha" he said. He then pointed at the chairs. I shook my head; there was no way in hell that i was climbing those chairs, and over the fence.
"Come on B" he said, i again shook my head
"Fine, how else are we going to get inside?"
"The other fence" i said. We went around to the other side of the house to the other fence. I went over to it and pushed it but it wouldn't open.
"Its locked" i said looking around. I couldn't reach the lock with my hand, so i looked for a stick. Emmett suddenly ran back around the house, human speed. He came back with a hose.
"Why have you got a hose" i asked
"So we can open the gate" he said. He went over and put the hose through, but still couldn't open it, go figure.
"Im going to go and try the front door again" i said and went back to the front. Hmmmm, ohhh i have a bobby pin. I got it out of my hair, and tried to prick the lock like dean and Sam from supernatural ( me and my friend love that show lol) . but it didn't work. I screamed and jumped when i heard someone. It was Emmett
"Hey Bella, look i got through" he said. I looked and saw he was behind the fence.
"How did you get through" i asked.
"Oh i used my hand, and unlocked it. Anyway the back door is locked" he said. I quickly ran around the back, and tried to open the door. But it was too locked. Damn.
Suddenly Emmett appeared with a hammer.
"What are you doing with those" i said
"Im going to bang the doorknob and see if it will open" he said
"Ok that is not going to- i started to say but was cut off by Emmett who started to bang on the door knob. It didn't work.
"Guess where going to have to wait for Alice" He said. I walked back around the front, Emmett followed. I saw a little window at the front. Maybe it opens. I went over and lifted it up, it was heavy but it opened.
"Omg look, the window opens" i said
"Omg, quick climb through" he said
"What" i said stopping what i am doing.
"Well im to big, so you're going to have to" he said.
"Who's going to hold the window up" i said, someone had to hold the window or it will fall down.
"I will" he said, i looked around and saw no one. I guess he will do.
"Please do not drop it on me" i pleaded
"I won't, now hurry up before someone drives past and thinks were breaking in or something" he said holding the window. I put my head through, i hope i fit. It's a pretty small window. Anyway i put my head through, then i put my hands on the fall and wiggled my way through, i just had to get my legs through, which were stuck, Emmett dropped the window god dammit. All i could hear was him laughing his head off.
"Hold the window" i yelled
"Hahahahahahahaha ohhhhhhhh sorry" he said, yer i bet he is sorry. I finally got my legs through, and fell on the ground with a bang; i went around to the front door and unlocked it. Emmett came through still laughing. I couldn't help but laugh to. Because if you think about it, it was kind of funny.
Half an hour later everybody came back home.
"Hey guys" Jasper said
"Hey" Emmett and i said
"Bella are you ok" Edward said coming and sitting next to me on the couch.
"Im fine" i said "we had fun didn't we Emmett"
"Oh yer, we should do it again" he said
"So it was a good day" Alice said, with a smirk on her face.
"You knew that was going to happen didn't you" i said
"Duh that's why i let you stay here, i needed some comedy" Alice said
Emmett then started to tell everybody else what happened.
If i think about it. It was kind of fun.
Ok everything that happened in this chapter really did happen to me and my friend Michaela, it was so funny lol
So please review, it means the world to me hehe
And thank you to everyone who reviewed last chapters
Love kiki