Ok so it's been awhile, but I have school, I had heaps of assignments and all that so sorry. It's a long chapter this time loll. Anyway I hope you enjoy.
EMPOV
"Umm, Yer kind of" I said.
"Well let me refresh your memory. Suddenly 3 women come out, with baskets. Lipstick and makeup was going everywhere.
"That's what you get for not buying any Avon" said the Avon lady.
"Ok, Ok. I'll buy some, just stop" they stopped.
"Well thankyou sir, you are so very kind" said the Avon lady.
"Oh please you're the nice one" I said. This woman is crazy.
"That will be hundred and fifty" she said
"WHAT, FOR SOME LIPSTICK" I yelled. She glared at me.
"I mean, do you take check" said.
10 minutes later I walked back into the house. With 25 bags full of Avon stuff.
"Wow, Emmett I didn't know you wore lipstick" Jasper said looking in my bags.
"Well there's always room for change" I said. I dropped my bags.
BPOV
"Ok it's time to have some fun" Emmett said
"Oh, I thought we were having fun" Jasper said
We were all sitting at the dining table; it went Emmett, Rosalie to his left than Jasper, Alice, me then Edward.
"Yeah but imp talking about some real fun" Emmett said
"You're fun, could mean anything, like getting in trouble" Edward said
"Aww, is poor Eddie scared of getting in trouble" Emmett said. Edward took my hand.
"I'm not scared why would I be scared, I'm a vampire remember" he said
"Sometimes I wonder about you Eddie" Emmett said
"Don't call me Eddie" Edward said through his teeth
"Ok...Eddie" Emmett said
"Ok enough" Alice said. Thankyou
"Emmett wants to play truth or dare" Edward said
"Hell yeah. Who's in" Emmett said
"I'm in" Alice said
"Me too" Jasper said
"Ok" Rosalie said
"Sure" Edward said
Ugh I hate this game; I always end up embarrassing myself. Everyone was looking at me.
"Come on Bella" Emmett said
"Fine" I said. I'm going to regret this.
5 minutes later we were seated on the floor in the lounge room in a circle
"Ok I'll go first" Alice said
"Uh Nah, I picked the game so I go first" Emmett said
"Fine" Alice said
"Yay, ok ummm Jasper, truth or dare" Emmett said
"With you asking truth" Jasper said
"Ohhh you're no fun" Emmett said
"Yeah, well" Jasper said
"Ok, is it true that you have a doll collection in your closet" Emmett said. Jasper looked horrified.
"What, no where did you hear that" Jasper said
"Well I hear you talking and you calling out names, so I thought he must be playing with dolls" Emmett said
"Believe me, I was not playing with dolls" Jasper said
"Oh ugh, did you have to think it" Edward said
"I don't get it" Emmett said. Rosalie patted his knee.
"I'll tell you when you get older" She said. He just nodded. Ok.
"Back to the game please" Alice said
"Ok, my turn to ask" Jasper said. He looked around the circle and then pointed to Edward.
"Truth or Dare, my brother" He asked
"My brother, really Jasper. It sounds like something Emmett would say" Edward said.
"Hey" Emmett said
"Come on people stick to the game" Alice said once again
"Alright, um dare" Edward said. He turned his head and winked at me.
"Hmm, you have to stand on the street with food, and ask everyone who goes by if they want one, and you have to let Alice dress you" Jasper said
"Are you kidding" Edward said
"No his not, come on" Alice said and dragged him upstairs.
How did you come up with that" I asked Jasper
He shrugged his shoulders.
10 minutes later
We were all in Emmett's Jeep watching Edward who was on the street, with donuts. Every time someone would walk past, he would ask 'do you want one', and they would keep walking. Some old lady even hit him with her shopping bag.
EPOV
No one wants a donut. I ask and ask and no one wants. A girl about 18 walked past.
"Hey do you want a donut" I asked
"Um, no thanks, but I'll have you" she said and started to walk towards me.
"Sorry I'm taken" I said and moved down a bit. She got the idea and walked away. Another girl walked by.
I asked again "Do you want a donut" her reply was the same as last "No but I'll have you". I walked away.
Next a guy comes, finally a dude. He stopped walking, turned and walked over to me. Oh god
"Hey good looking" He said
"Um hi, do you want a donut" I asked
"No, but I will definitely have you, you want to go out good looking" he said. Why do people keep asking me out?
"Sorry taken" I said and started to walk back to the jeep. I heard a flash, it sounded like someone just took a picture.
The guy yelled out "NO, DARLING THOSE PANTS DO NOT MAKE YOU ASS LOOK BIG" I dropped the donuts and ran. When I got back everyone was laughing.
"Ha ha, did you realise he took a photo of your butt" Jasper said
"Everyone kept asking me out" I said
"Ha ha, there's a reason for that" Rosalie said pointing to my outfit. I looked down at my t-shirt. It said 'Donut or me'.
"Alice" I said
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself, and you should see the back" she said
"It says 'does my butt look big in these pants" Bella said.
"Alice" I said again.
"Mark, darling, look what I got, a photo of some hot guys ass" the dude just ran past the car, with a camera in his hand. Running to another dude across the street. But he saw me and stopped, and came running back towards me. I got in the car.
"Go, go" I said to Emmett. And he drove away.
"That was priceless" Jasper said once we got home.
"Yer, whatever" I said, we all sat back down.
"Edward your turn" Alice said.
"Emmett, truth or dare" I said
"Dare, I'm not scared" he said
"I dare you to go put on your Hannah Montana costume, go to the shops, and sing one of her songs." I said
"You like Hannah Montana" Bella asked
"Who doesn't, I mean come onnnnn, who would have thought to have a double life, I minute you're normally, next you're famous" Emmett said
"Yer who would of thought" Rosalie said.
"Well, what are you waiting for, you have a dare to do" Alice said. Emmett jumped up and went up stairs. Couple minutes later, he comes back done, wearing a wig, dress, and heels. Everyone started laughing. He got to the bottom and did a pose.
"Lets go, my fans are waiting for me" he said. We all headed for the jeep. Once at the shopping centre, Alice gave Emmett a mica.
"It's my turn to shine" Emmett said, before music started to play.
Oh yeah
Come on
You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every colour
Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers
In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
Emmett started to dance, swaying his hips, moving his hands.
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds
You go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird (yeah)
But school's cool cuz nobody knows
Yeah you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
(You know the best) You know the best of both worlds
Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be
Yeah the best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both
Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar
You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best,
You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere
You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yeah
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds
Everyone was laughing and clapping.
At the end, he bent over to do a bow. And the dress ripped, he quickly stood up, and walked backwards towards us.
"That was a good dress, Emmett" Alice said.
"Can we go please" he said. We all left, laughing our heads off.
Once we got back home, Emmett ran up stairs to change.
"Ok, my turn, and I pick Bella" Emmett said once he came back.
BPOV
Shit.
I was officially scared.
"...Dare"
Everybody looked at me, like I was crazy.
I am crazy
"I dare you to go to a club and get drunk, I really wanna see what you are like drunk"
"No way" Edward said
"A dare is a dare" Emmett said
He wants to see me get drunk. Out of everything to make me do, he picks that.
"Alright fine, let's go get drunk" I said
"And I have the perfect place" Emmett said
Let's get drunk
"Who names a club, let's get drunk" I asked
We were standing in front of the club, and the clubs name is let's get drunk.
"The dude was drunk when he named it" Emmett said
"Well I see where he got the name from" I said
We all walked in, and found a private area. Next thing I know there's 6 shot glasses in front of me.
"Drink up" Emmett said
Everyone was looking at me. I grabbed the first one and drank, it burned my throat, but I kept going to they were all gone.
"6 more" Emmett shouted to the bar tender. 3 minutes later, more shots appeared.
At the end I started to feel a bit weird
EPOV
Omg
My girlfriend is drunk
She's crazy when she's drunk
"Whooooooooo" she screamed
"I want a pony for Christmas" she was jumping up and down. She came over to me.
"Eddie, I want a pony, will you by me a pony, I really want a pony, can you get me one, can you, please, I really want one, no I need one, can you get me one" she said in one breathe. I looked over at Emmett and glared; he shrugged, grabbed Rosalie and went to the danefloor. I looked back at Bella, but she was gone. I looked around everywhere. Alice came over, and pointed over to a table where people were standing around; I walked over, and growled.
Bella was on the table, dancing. I pushed past everyone. Grabbed her, put her over my shoulder and left.
"Arrrhhhhhh, Edward what are you doing, I was dancing" she slurred
"Not anymore, we're going home" I said
"Dude, that was hell funny" Emmett said
"She could of got hurt" I said, I put Bella down, but she just fell over, I helped her to the car, got in the driver's side and left.
I got Bella out of the car, walked into the house and put her down. She was looking around. It looked like she was haunting for something.
"You know you left us there" Jasper said, coming into the with everyone else.
"What are you doing Bella" Emmett said. I looked over; she was crawling on the ground looking for something again.
"I'm hunting...for...chocolate" she said, sill crawling
"...Chocolate" Alice said
"I'll get you some" Jasper said. Before he could move to the kitchen, she was up and standing in front him.
"No you don't, the chocolate is mine...mine...mine...mineeeeee, grrrrr" she said and growled
"Umm ok" Jasper said walking backwards with his hands up.
"Now, where was I" she said.
Bang
She passed out. I picked her up bridal style and took her to my bedroom. I pulled the covers up, and left. In the morning she was going to have a massive hangover.
"Come on, you have to admit that was funny" Emmett said. I glared and walked away.
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