WARNING! This story contains SPOILERS and YAOI! Also a few minor OCs, so don't kill me.

Woo, the first omake! I think I'm going to write one omake every seven chapters or so. Just for kicks.

For those who don't know, "omake" means "extra" or "bonus".

Rated: T [for violence and language] Bold: Used only in dreams or flashbacks to indicate the main character's lines. Italics: Used to indicate dreams, flashbacks, and thoughts.

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First Omake

"What the f*ck did you do to me, idiot Supervisor?!?!"

"Haha...but Kanda-kun you look adorable! I can't believe you didn't wake up...I thought your samurai reflexes were flawless!"

"I do NOT look adorable!! And how can I wake up if you drugged me?!"

"Hoo~! Yuu-kun you really are gay!"

"SHUT IT YOU!"

Komui and Lavi leaned on each other and laughed, holding their guts. Lenalee was standing behind them, shaking her head in disapproval, but her mouth was twitching as she hid her own amusement. It was just too funny.

Kanda crossed his arms angrily in front of him, literally shaking with rage. This was degrading! Humiliating! ANYTHING but proper! Just as he was about to demand the instant death of Komui and Lavi, Allen walked in.

"Hey everyone, what are you all laughing ab-"

The boy froze in shock and horror, face flushing all the way up to the tips of his ears. He thought immediately that he had to be dreaming some sort of sick, twisted fantasy, but that theory was dispelled as soon as Kanda turned around to face him.

The pissed-off exorcist was wearing a dress. A pink, frilly dress. Complete with high-heels, a corsage, and a small twinkling tiara that was placed neatly around his high ponytail. The dress came to his knees, baring the rest of them, and dipped down low in front so a small bit of his scar was showing, with two thin straps that held it up, one falling off his left shoulder oddly. His face was darkened into a red picture of anger and he was clenching his bare arms so tight that his knuckles were white.

"What. Are. You. Looking. At?!"

Komui and Lavi continued hooting with laughter, and by now, Lenalee had joined in, giggling guiltily, unable to hold back. Kanda gave Allen a scathing look, but the white-haired exorcist looked the samurai up and down twice before he found his voice, his whole body as red as blood.

"Wh-What....they do.....to you...?!.."

There was a rather heavy thump as Allen hit the floor, having fainted dead away. This caused another bout of insane laughter from Komui and Lavi, and Lenalee chuckled as she walked over to support Allen's head from the floor.

"Y-Yuu-kun...hahaha...you just made...hehehe....Allen's day..HAHA!!"

Lavi managed between guffaws. Kanda's face grew nearly just as red as Allen's had been and he twitched before taking off the corsage, throwing into Lavi's face, and charging out of the room, slamming the door.

And that was the last time Kanda ever slept with his door unlocked.

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Hehehe...poor Kanda-kun, I just had to... Hope everyone enjoyed that!