Finally! An update on this thing! Here's Chapter 11! Enjoy!
Everything was going as normally for me at my house. I was sitting in my armchair eating a bucket full of garlic while watching ESPN. Things have been very boring lately. No sports. No international fighting tournaments. No anything. Bah! Who cares? At least I can eat my garlic in peace.
RING!
Ugh… I had to say it, didn't I? That stupid phone started ringing when I was just getting relaxed! Grr! Where's that brother of mine when I need him?
"Waluigi!" I shouted.
"Yeah?" Waluigi shouted back from another room.
"The phone is-a ringing!" I said.
"So?" He asked. So? How dare he?
"So pick-a it up!" I snapped.
"And what-a can't you?" He asked.
"Because I am busy. Now, get your skinny butt out here!" I said truthfully.
My brother groaned as he exited a room with a gardening apron on holding a watering can. He have a garden full of Piranha Plants which he banned me from going into because he's afraid my presence will kill them.
"You lazy bum…" He said before finally answering the phone.
"Hello? Oh, hey there! Um, sure, I see what-a I can do but don't get your hopes up." Waluigi then put the phone on hold. "It's 9-Volt."
"Tell him-a I'm busy." I said truthfully.
"He's-a busy." Waluigi answered. "Yeah, I can-a take a message. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, really? You don't say! Well, don't worry, I will tell-a him when he is not so "busy"."
Finally!
"What does-a the little nerd want?" I asked.
"Oh, nothing. Just-a something about your business." He said.
Okay, now THAT caught my attention. "My business?"
"Yeah, well…" He started.
"We interrupt ESPN for this special news broadcast!" A toad newscaster said.
"Aww…" I groaned. What is it so important to interrupt my show.
"It is about the popularity about well-known hero, Mario." The newscaster said.
I slapped myself on the forehead in annoyance. "Another reason to hate that faker!"
"It seems to have to increasing everyday with him getting new fan clubs dedicated to their sole purpose to be as good as their idol, Mario." The newscaster said. Suddenly, the screen on the TV titled to the left slightly. The newscaster the tried to stay on-screen. "In fact, some of our news crew have abandoned their jobs just to join them. Including the cameraman."
CRASH!
We then saw a screen that said "We are facing technical difficulties. Please stand by." We both sweat-dropped.
"Ugh… I knew-a that guy was famous but sheesh!" I said.
"Actually, that pretty much-a explains what 9-Volt called for." Waluigi explained.
I turned to him with a raised eyebrow. "Say-a what?"
"Well, apparently most of the people working at Wario Ware besides your friends have quit their jobs to join the Mario fan-club." He said.
"Say-a what!?" I said surprised. MY followers quit to join MARIO!?
"There are still a good number of people left but important people like-a store owner, factory workers and other people are gone." He said. "And now you got a LOT of angry people who don't any games."
"So that-a means no customers!?" I said putting two and two together.
"Pretty much… Which-a means people won't buy your games." Waluigi said.
"Which means no money?" My eyes started to water but not from the garlic but sadness. I then jumped out of my chair and shoved my final piece of garlic in my mouth. I then zoomed past my skinny brother.
"I will gone for a while!" I shouted.
"Good, you do that so I am go back to watering my garden in peace!" He shouted back.
Hmph. Gardening wuss. Bah, forgot him. I got better things to worry about. Like my business. It is very short of money which means no money for me! And it's all that loser, Mario's fault. Grr! Even in Diamond City, his name gives me grief. Now I am going to lose my company… to a Mario fan-club. Aw, man! I wanna throw up just thinking of this injustice!
I was about to continue my rant further on until I saw something shined from above me. I looked up and saw a glass shard surrounded by a dark aura. I stared at it in awe for a moment. What is it?
Then, I realised something. This could be a great treasure which I can sell on E-Bay for major coins! This could be the chance I needed. Without a second thought, I grabbed it but when I do that, everything went black.
Aww… My aching head. It went like a Thwomp fell on top of it… Actually, that really happened to me before and I hit a lot more but still…
I sat up to find myself on top of a bed in a dark castle.
"So you are finally awake, eh?" A dark female voice said.
I turned to see a young blonde girl.
I raised my eyebrow. "And who the-a heck are you?"
"Haven't your mother ever told you to mind your manners?" The girl snapped.
"Kiddo, you are NOT my mother." I said harshly.
The girl fumed. "If I were your mother, I'll make you exercise every day to get rid of that fat!"
"If you were-a my mother, I'll kill myself." I said flatly. "Look, where the heck am I?"
"Well, since you been quite a gentleman, I'll tell you." She said sarcastically. "My master, Mevious summoned you here."
"Mevious? What kind of name is that?" I asked.
The girl growled. "Yeah, he summoned you so you can join his troops."
"Troops? What am I, a slave? I am ANYTHING but somebody's slave." I snapped.
She then shrugged. "You will find out soon enough. Now get up."
I narrowed my eyes. "And why should I listen to a little brat like you?"
"Look, do you want to know out why you been here or not!?" The girl said. Obviously, she was getting just as annoyed as I am.
"Pfft. Fine!" I said getting out of bed.
"Finally! Now, follow me!"
As much as I hated being told what to do by a little brat, I had to no choice but to listen to her.
After a minute of walking, I found myself in a dark throne with five strange people. A chef as portly as I am. A green floating robot. A big fiery demon. A nerdy-looking man in a black cloak and creepy eyes. And some sort of white-haired cross-dresser… Ugh.
Then, I noticed a man with long green hair on a throne. ANOTHER girlie-boy? Ugh… Anyway, I demanded my rights for being here but he had this arrogant smirk on his face saying we have to face for someone else. But I wanna know why we are here NOW! Suddenly, the last one arrived. He was a muscular young man but not as strong as me. He seems like the dumb prettyboy type because he hit on the cross-dresser.
Anyway, this Mevious guy wants us to do his dirty work. He wants to engulf this world in darkness by collecting something called the Twinklestar which can grant any wish. But his plans have been foiled by two females called Queen Memory and Lord Ran.
And apparently he created a dark version of the Twinklestar which is made of people's sins. My being Greed. Oh, what a shock… And he wants us to fight for me. Now I done a lot of crummy things before but engulfing a world in darkness? Even Bowser wouldn't do something like that. And besides, I don't know what's in for me.
That was until he said he will grant any wish if we get these star piece for him. Any wish you say? You mean, with one wish I could be swimming in money? MONEY! Aw, man! How could I refuse? After the muscled prettyboy and the cook, I stepped up. A chance for unlimited riches. Here I go!
Apparently, we needed vehicles to battle the army the Queen recruited. Heh. I have ridden on all sorts of vehicles before. This should be a piece of cake. Anyway, three boys will show me my new vehicle.
"Okay, before you need to battle Queen Memory's forces, you will need a vehicle." The tallest boy nodded.
"Don't worry, our special mechanical skills will pick out the perfect vehicle." The youngest boy agreed.
"And yet, we can't get ourselves a girlfriend." The middle one smiled.
The other two then kicked him in the shins. The poor sap cried in pain as he collapsed to the ground.
"Don't mind him. So want to see your vehicle." The tall boy asked.
"Um, sure, whatever." I shrugged.
The tall and short boy walked away. I followed ignoring the little runt until they stopped. I stopped too and look ahead.
My car. That's right. The same car I used in the Double Dash tournament. My purple car. It looks just the same only with a few alterations because it is now a FLYING car. I smirked.
"Perfect."
With my new vehicle, Wario goes on another award-winning adventure. Fighting new enemies in new places with a beefed-up car. With the grand prize of money at the end. This is going to be good.
Level 1
Mevious gave me the location for the first star piece. I rode my now-flying car over to a forest. A common treasure-hunting place. I then parked my car and got out. I then got down to business. Should be easy because I done a lot treasure-hunting before. Now, let's see what we got here.
I been searching for a good ten minutes and yet no luck. Maybe because I am in unfamiliar place, I am having so much trouble. Grr! This is so annoying. How am I supposed to find the star piece? Ugh… I am so frustrated I could just.
BURP!
Well, that's but then, I found something. The bush have withered away from my burp. Whoa, if I knew I can do that, I would have done that at the start. Hmm… Maybe THAT'S why Waluigi won't let me inside his garden.
"PU. What a smell!" A male voice said.
"Ugh… It's smells like REALLY bad garlic." A female voice said.
I turned to the direction of the voices to see a tall girl in a school uniform and a weird yellow cat.
Said cat then saw me. "Don't look now but we got company."
The girl turned to me. "Oh, um, hello."
"Hellooooo nurse!" I smirked.
"Um, I'm a nurse?" She asked confused. Boy, what a ditz.
"So what are-a you doing here?" I asked.
"Um, well, we are here for something." The girl said.
"Could it be a star piece?" I smirked.
The girl gasped. "How did you know?"
"He is working for the enemy." The cat said with a creepy-looking.
"You betcha." I smirked cracking my knuckles.
Already I got my first opponent and it's against a high-school girl with a freaky-looking cat. This should be a piece of cake for the great Wario.
Wario faces-off against Sakaki. Wario wins
Level 2
As I expected, the girl was no match for me and I beaten her easily. And after that, I used my garlic breath to destroy half of the plant life in the forest, I found the next star piece. Man, this was too easy. Now, I have to go to a snowy field for the next star piece. Meh. I can take it. Heck, anyone from my world can take it. We did so many things in the cold that we are almost immune to it. I then parked my car and got out. I then casually walked over to a snow bank.
BURP!
A second later, said snow bank was melted revealing a star piece. My, that was fast. If I didn't burped, it would have taken ten minutes and I didn't have that kind of time. I was going to go over and grabbed it until…
"Stay away from that star piece, tubby!"
I turned around to see a very angry dog glaring at me.
"And-a who may I ask are you?" I asked.
"Your worst nightmare if you don't back down." The dog said darkly.
"Ooh! I am shaking!" I said trying to humour him.
"Please don't… Then, you will make an earthquake." He said with a sly smirk.
I snarled. "Don't you talk back to me, mutt!"
"And why not?" He said rudely crossing his arms.
"Or else I will eat you!" I snapped.
"For some reason, I believe you are more than capable of that." He said flatly.
"THAT DOES IT!" I said angrily cracking my knuckles. "I gotta teach-a you that size does matter!"
He then smirked again. "Just try not to have a heart attack while fighting, tubby!"
Grr! I hate that mutt! And to think I was going to do without hassle, why when I'm done with him, he will be a throw-rug!
Wario faces-off against Snoopy. Wario wins
Level 3
Mwa ha ha! Nice try, mutt but nobody can stand the strength and power which is Wario! After bouncing that fuzz-ball, I got the next star piece and drove off. Next, I had to go on top of clouds. Meh. Not too surprisingly. Me and the folks back did a LOT of adventuring. So after parking my car on top of the clouds as if nothing happened, I started to search. Hmm… I doubt burping will help here. The burp clouds will just make things harder to search. Sigh… I guess I better do this the old-fashioned way.
As I started to search, I realised that if I found this star piece, I would be a step closer to my wish. Of all the unlimited wishes I want. I could rebuild my company AND get rid of the Mario fan-clad AND still have a bit of money left over. Ooh, this is going to be sweet! The sooner I could find the star pieces, the sooner the I could go back home. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss my brother and my friends back in Diamond City. But, boy will they be surprised to see me come back with great riches. Though, I must admit, I do feel a bit crummy doing stuff like this but I had to do what I had to do.
"Aw, come on! I beaten you fair and square! The least you could have is a bit is have a bit of honour!"
"I rather shoot myself then to give victory to a couple of dopes."
I turned to the direction of the voice to see that cross-dresser Ash lying on the ground groaning in pain. Standing over were two tall figures. The first one looked like some kind of red figure who is even more taller and slimmer than Waluigi while the other was… ugh, another mutt. I just got away from the trash-talk of the last dog. Behind them was a freaky-looking panda.
"Look, you' lost! Might as well give me my star piece!" The dog begged.
Said what? That guy actually lost to them freaks? Tsk. Prettyboy.
"Make me!" Ash spat. At least he is trying to redeem himself.
"Ash, seriously, man. You are injured and your plane is wrecked and your buddies aren't here to help you." The red tall figure said.
"Meh. You think I need buddies!? I am Ash Crimson!" Ash said. Sheesh and they are said that I have an ego.
"Come on now! It's over!" The dog said.
I think now is the best time for a perfect entrance. "Not if I have-a anything to say about it!"
The three turned to me. While the tall figures were shocked, the panda looked calm.
"We have our enemy on our hands." The panda nodded.
"Oh great! ANOTHER bad guy!" The tall red one said annoyed.
"Yeah, Ashy! Looks like you have a bit of trouble there!" I smirked.
"I am perfectly fine. I just needed a distraction." Ash snarled.
Without another word, he erupted in a pillar of green fire. As the fire clears, he have vanished. Humph! You welcome!
"Hey! He's gone!" The dog said with wide eyes.
"Go after him! He couldn't have gone far!" The tall red figure said narrowing his good eyes. "I'LL take care of garlic-breath!"
"Good, Wilt! Eike and I will try to find Ash Crimson!" Muto nodded as he got on the panda and flew off.
I then smirked evilly as Wilt lunged at me. So my next challenge is against a monster of some sort. Sweet! Maybe he will be a decent challenge. But for some reason, I doubt it. Mwa ha ha!
Wario faces-off against Wilt. Wario wins
Level 4
Like I said, a decent challenge but as I thought, he stood no chance against me. The Great Wario. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Now, thanks to Ashley Crimson. We got the third star piece. Though, he didn't wanted to admit that he lost even though I saw the whole thing. Man, what a whiny baby! WAH! WAH! Ha. Whatever. We only need two more star pieces so who cares? Anyway, the next one is a field. Hmm… Just one good burp will burn the whole field making it more simpler to find the star piece. So after parking my car, I prepared for a big burp until…
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the overgrown lard-bucket!"
I winced at the voice. I know that cocky voice anyway. I turned away with an annoyed look on my face to see Gaston.
"Oh, hello, Gaston."
"Now, now. You should have enthusiasm in your voice when speaking to your leader." He smirked.
"Hey! Mevious may-a have made YOU the leader but that doesn't mean you can treat me like dirt!" I said narrowing my eyes.
"Well, maybe if you were slimmer, I would treat you with more respect." He chuckled.
"Hey! I got muscles!" I snapped flexing my arms.
Gaston looked on a bit interested. "Wow, I never knew that you can flex flab in your arms."
"Say WHAT!?" Oh, I just KNOW he didn't just say that to me. "Oh, yeah, and YOU can do better?"
"Gladly." Gaston smirked. He then started to flex his muscles. "Notice that I have absolutely no fat in my arms but all over my body as well. Notice my mountain arms. My chiselled chin. My abs of steels! My… OOF!"
A second later, Gaston was flying back a few feet until he landed on the ground rolling away until he landed on his back.
I laughed as I lowered my fist. I decided to test out his "abs of steel" to see if they really ARE made of steel. Obviously, not.
Gaston slowly sat up clutching his stomach coughing a couple of times. "H-Hey! No fair! I wasn't ready!"
"Abs of steel, my giant butt!" I laughed.
He snarled as he got up.
"Why you big… You DARE attack your leader like that!? I gotta smack you for that!" Gaston asked angrily.
"Then, bring it on!" I shouted.
"That's enough!"
We both turned to see two kids. A well-dressed boy and a kid that looks like one of those Merlon or his siblings.
"And who are you freaks?" Gaston asked.
"Well, I am Cecil." The young boy introduced.
"And um… I am Vivi." The other boy said.
"And what are you two doing here?" Gaston asked.
"Um, well…" Vivi said.
"You are-a here for a star piece, aren't you?" I smirked. I turned to my so-called leader. "Come on, let's lick them!"
"Hey! I am the leader so I make the commands! Let's lick them! You take the freaky kid!" Gaston said.
I rolled my eyes as I got into battle position. It looks like I have to fight that mage kid. Hmm… Why can't I ever get a strong opponent?
Wario faces-off against Vivi. Wario wins
Level 5
Tsk tsk. Those kids were no match for our muscles. Mostly, MY muscles. And after we kicked their butts, we got our next star piece. Which makes four baby! Mwa ha ha! Only one star piece before I could get my wish of eternal riches. That's it! The final battle! And it is in some sort of dark ruin. Meh. I made it this so far why would I back down? So I drove on into the ruins with my headlights on. I went on for a minute and then nothing. Rats! This is harder than I thought. Maybe I should go deeper.
That was until I saw something shine. That shine. It's the shine of treasure. Which means it's the shine of the star piece. As quickly as I can, I drove over to it. This is it! Eternal riches! All mine! Mwa ha ha! And no one can stop me! No one! That was until my headlights shined on top of a VERY creepy panda.
Great. It was that stupid mutt with his equally-stupid panda.
"Aw, so we meet again." Eike said calmly.
"Yeah, why should be cursed with-a meeting your ugly faces?" I muttered.
"Hey, we are not ugly!" The dog said in his defence.
"Don't give in to his taunts, Muto. That what he wants." Eike said.
"So mean is he…" Muto muttered more to himself. He then turned to me. "Listen, you got four star pieces already! Be a pal and let us have just this one, please?"
"Hmm? Let me think about it." I said stroking my chin. "No."
"Why not?" He whined. Sheesh, what a wuss.
"Because Mevious told me to get all of the star pieces. NO less." I said harshly.
"Aw, come on! Why would you help a man like Mevious?" Muto asked.
"Yes, what is it in for YOU?" Eike agreed.
"What's-a in it for me?" I smirked. Man, what a stupid question. "Well, if I help-a out Mevious, he will give me a wish!"
"Oh, really? And what is the wish?" Muto asked.
"For… MOOLAH!"
Muto and Eike stared at me for a minute.
"You are a very greedy man, you know that." Muto said.
I nearly hit myself on the dashboard. "Hey! Most people would wish for money!"
"But money isn't everything!" Muto protested. I swear listening to this mutt talk make me wanna puke.
"Yes, it is!" I snapped back.
"Is it really that important to endanger a whole's planet life?" Muto asked.
I must admit I went silent. I never met these folks so I shouldn't care about them. But… Mevious WOULD kill them. Or make them suffer horribly. In all my years as a schemer, I have never, ever killed a person. Sure, I roughed them up a bit but never killed them. Would that happen to this world if I listen to Mevious.
"Look, are we doing an epic final battle or what?" I said annoyed.
"Fine, then we'll fight!" Muto said with a stern glare.
Here it is. My final battle is against this mutt. As much as I hate to admit, he and his panda pal would give me ONE heck of a time fighting me. Meh. I made it this far, my final opponent HAVE to be good. Well, here goes nothing!
Wario faces-off against Muto. Wario wins
Final Battle
I slowly parked my purple car down on the ground and jumped out. I then jogged over to the star piece and grabbed it. I then turned to Muto and Eike. Both are battered and bruised with their fur messed up and the former's clothes too. I smirked.
"Mwa ha ha! The Great Wario have triumphed once again!"
"Indeed, you did!" A familiar voice said behind me. I turned around to see Mevious.
"Mevious!"
"I must say, Wario, I am quite impressed! At first, I thought Gaston would collect the star pieces first because he is the leader, but as I can see, you got all the star pieces for me! Impressive!"
"Yeah, well, I am more better than that pretty-boy, anyway! But enough of this, What-a about my wish?"
"But, of course. Give me the star piece and I will grant you your wish."
As much as I hate to give away a treasure, I will be trading it for a more bigger one. After all, of this madness, I could finally get my wish. That is until…"
"I will NOT allow you to get the Twinklestar, Mevious!" A new voice said. We both turned to the direction of the voice to see a pink-haired woman.
"Hey, Mevi, is this woman…?" I asked.
"Yes, it is! It is my old foe, Queen Memory." Mevious said.
She went over to the downed Muto & Eike.
"Are you all right, Muto, Eike." Queen Memory said.
"Sorry, Queen Memory. I couldn't get the star piece." Muto said weakly.
She then glared daggers at me. "How could you? You could very well brought the end of our world and for what, your selfish wish!"
"Hey, woman! I do what I have to!" I said.
"Ignore her, my friend. After all, the winner of this battle is already confirmed." Mevious shrugged.
"No… No! I don't care if you got all the pieces of the Twinklestar! I don't care if you defeated my small army! I will NOT let you win and destroy my home, Mevious!" Memory snapped.
"Oh, yeah! And what are you going to do?" Mevious smirked.
Suddenly, Memory shouted to glow a white light blinding us.
"What the heck?" I asked.
"No! It can't be!" Mevious said in disbelief.
"It is. The spirit of everyone of this world and flowing through me right now. They want to protect their home and THAT'S how I will defeat you!" Memory snapped.
"Drat! Not here! Not after coming so far!" Mevious snapped.
Suddenly, I noticed something. My glass shard was glowing a dark black. And so was the star piece I got.
"Now what?" I asked.
Mevious smirked. "Ah, it's not too late to turn this game around! Here! I will give you the other piece of the Twinkle Star! Use your desire to get your wish to defeat Memory!"
"Hey, hey, hey! You said you would give me my wish if I just get these star pieces! Not fight a crazy glowing woman!"
He then shoved them into my arms. "I know. I know. But, unless you don't, you will never get your wish!"
I growled in annoyance. After all that trouble, I have to fight another battle!? Man, this is getting really annoying! Ugh! Grr, what's wrong with being a little greedy and wanting unlimited riches? Fine, then! I'll fight her! I grumbled as I got into my car. I came this far and I am not going to have a strawberry-haired woman ruin it for me.
Wario faces-off against Memory. Wario wins.
Epilogue
As much as I really, really hate to admit, this woman is no pushover. She nearly beat me. Man, for a woman, she's pretty tough. Not as tough as Daisy when she's mad but still. Mevious then walked over to Memory who was on the ground battered and bruised with a few tears in her dress. He then picked her up by her neck.
"Tsk tsk tsk. Memory, you don't know when to quit, do you? The reason I gave you a heads-up about my plan and have you find a way to counter it is because doing you, it will too easy. And as you can see, my men have defeated you easily!"
He then started to put pressure on her neck while smirking. I stared at the scene in horror with wide eyes.
"You know. I wanted to kill you so you don't have to face the new fate of this world. But, now, I will let you live so you can suffer."
With that, he threw her away like a rag doll. He then turned to me.
"Now, then, about your wish."
I sheepishly scratching the back of my head.
I stood in front of Mevious with Lord Ran, her Dark Rabicat and the Griffon Brothers at his side.
"Well done, Wario! It wasn't easy but we managed to defeat Queen Memory's army and kept the Twinklestar! And, despite being an evil master, I will keep my word grant you your wish!" Mevious said in an out-of-character happy mood .
"Thanks!" I smiled.
"So… what IS your wish?" Mevious asked.
"Well, I told a everyone at least twice but my wish is for unlimited riches as far as I can reach. Mostly for myself but… Lately, a fan-club of a guy who I-a REALLY hate is taking all of my company's business and we were running low on money. Before keeping the rest to myself, I wanna use it improve it!"
"So that was your wish?" Mevious asked.
"It WAS…" I said.
"Was?" Mevious asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, I was-a thinking. About the-a way you were handling Queen Memory. That was-a low even for me. And to think about, I am not really big about this engulfing the world in darkness thing. It's too much for-a me."
"So w-what are you saying?" Mevious asked as everyone started to sweat.
I gave a deep sigh. I am REALLY going to hate myself for this. "I wish… For YOU to be destroyed!"
"E-EXCUSE ME!?" He asked in disbelief.
"What? I thought-a you can grant any wish I want!" I smirked.
He growled. "Very well, your wish will be fulfilled! But…"
He then opened a portal behind me.
"What the heck?" I asked.
"If I am going to die, you will be banished!" Mevious snarled as he started to disappear.
The portal then started to suck me in. I clung on the carpet hoping that it will save me from going into the portal but it was starting to give way.
"Humph. That's what you get for betraying me!" Mevious said with a small smirk. That was his last words.
As he said this, I couldn't hang on anymore and I let go.
Falling straight into the portal.
THUD!
Ouch! That hurt… I landed on my back. I then sat up and started to rub my head. Man, that hurt.
Then, I found myself on a stone floor in a castle more darker than Mevious' own. And from the looks of things, I am the only one here.
"Hello?"
I listened as my voice echoed throughout the halls. I then sighed in defeat. I don't get it. I did all that work. And yet I decided to do one good deed and it blows up in my face. And now, I am inside a deserted castle all alone. Now, not only will I ever get eternal wishes BUT I will never see Waluigi or Mona or any of the others ever again.
Suddenly, I heard a growl behind me. Turning around quickly, I saw three men growling at me. They all have pale skin, red eyes, fangs and claws. My eyes widened in horror.
"Vampires!"
(Muto's POV)
"Have you found him yet, Rabicat?" Queen Memory asked.
"Almost. Just give me a few more seconds." Rabicat said adjusting some sort of strange TV.
"I know but could you hurry it up? For all we know, Mevious sent him to a death trap!" Snoopy said.
"Calm down, Snoopy." I said. Though I admit want to urge Rabicat to go faster.
Sure, he was mean, selfish, greedy and other bad qualities. But from what we been told, Wario used his wish to save us all. And even though, he was a bad guy, I want him to live to thank him.
"Hmm… Yes, Mevious have sent him to Castlevania." Rabicat said.
"Castlevania? What's that?" Vivi asked.
"A world invested with vampires and other blood-sucking dark creatures."
Cream gasped. "Mr. Wario is in that world all alone!? We have to find him and teleported back here before he gets hurt!"
"Or worse." Cecil nodded.
"Hold on, we are getting a visual." Rabicat said.
We all stood in suspense fearing for Wario's life. If he dies then we will never forgive ourselves for doubting him. The screen then slowly turned on…
…To a bunch of vampires running and screaming in terror. We all blinked twice.
"What the heck?" Snoopy asked.
Suddenly, we now see Wario running after them smirking evilly.
"Come-a back! What's wrong? I thought you-a want to play with me!" He said.
He then burped making a disgusting yellow cloud on the vampires. The vampires screamed in agony as they melted. After they disappeared completely, several coins stood in their place. Wario hummed a happy tune as he skipped over to the vampires and picked up the coins.
We all sweat-dropped.
"Whoa, I actually feel sorry for those vampires." Lord Ran said.
"Yeah, let's save the poor guys and teleport Wario back." Wilt said.
"Not yet." Chiyo-Chi-Chi said.
"What? Why?" Sakaki asked.
"If we teleport him back NOW, he'll take his anger on us." The cat said. "Let's wait till he looks tired or bored."
"Sometimes tells me we would be waiting for a VERY long time then." Eike said shaking his head.
I turned back to the screen with a small sweat-drop on the back of my head. I then gave a small sigh before smiling sheepishly.
"Well, at least this is better than the other way he was using to get his money."
There's Chapter 13! Kinda of a weird ending, eh? Well, Castlevania is a game that features monsters, especially vampires. If you kill the vampires or other monsters, they will turn into coins. Or at least, I think so. I saw it happen in a couple videos I watched on Youtube. With Wario's lust for money and garlic breath (which is a common weakness of vampires) I think he'll fit right in. Anyway, please continue!