Author: Has anyone heard of the "Mortal Instruments"? God, Alec and Magnus make such a cute couple. I think Alec should be the uke, just because the scene where Mangus says, "Call me?" and Alec blushes and stutters. To all you fans, READ CITY OF BONES, PART OF THE MORTAL INSTUMENTS SERIES!!!!
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Kei and Kaoru were sitting in the darkly lit room. Kei was lying on the floor with his laptop open. Kaoru was still in the bed (fully dressed of course). They were on the opposite side of the room because Kaoru was annoyed with Kei and Kei wanted to stay in the room to persuade Kaoru to leave.
"Hey, Kaoru!" Kei shouted, "I got a great opening line you should say to you crush when you see him! You! I wanna take you to a gai-u-bar! I wanna take you to a gai-u-bar! I wanna take you to a gai-u-bar, gai-u-bar, gai-u-gai-u-bar!" Kei laughed, "'Gay-Bar' by Electric Six. I think it's perfect for your predicament!"
"Shut up!" Kaoru shouted back, "I'm not going to make my love life into some yaoi girl's favorite musical!"
(crowd: Aww…)
"Why not?" Kei replied, "I got a whole list of songs you should sing. 'Dirty Little Secret' by All American Rejects. 'Best Friends' by Toy-Box. 'I won't say I'm in Love' a song from Disney's Hercules. 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin. And the reedited version of 'Barbie Girl'."
"Barbie Girl?" Kaoru repeated.
"Yeah," Kei smiled, "like in 'Barbie's Such a Bitch, She Is Just A Witch. I Really Hate Her, Why Does Ken Date Her? Ken Is Such a Man, I'd Do All I Can! Just to Do Him, We Just Wanna Screw Him!"
"Where the hell do you find this stuff?"
"I was a professional hacker in the ninth grade. I got five different companies to hire me. I know the internet, personally." (Author: oh, my, gosh. Kei is such an idiot!) "So, when are you going to tell him you love him?"
"I don't know, okay!?" Kaoru angrily shouted, "I don't know what to do Kei!"
"Then I guess I'll have to help," Kei sighed, "come on, get dressed. You can't stay in pajamas all day."
Kaoru didn't move from the bed, "Why?"
"I have to finish some stuff at the office and you're just going to sit in the car and let things unravel," Kei cheerfully said, "I'll see you soon!"
The high corporate business man skipped out of the room and shut the room. Kei flipped open his cell phone and dialed the number he required with ease. Having a love-sick boy in your house is so fun to mess with.
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Kyouya walked out of the shower. He was shirtless right now, but rest assured yaoi fan girls, he has pants on. He checked the time on his digital clock. It was about a half an hour until the meeting started. And about fifteen minuets until he and his father had to leave to get to the meeting.
Kyouya looked at his uniform (Most Japanese children wear their uniforms for most occasions). It was a freshly pressed and had the slight scent of laundry detergent. He put on the white shirt that he normally wore on school days and then took the uniform jacket off of the hanger. He slipped it on and then knotted his tie perfectly around his neck. There was a knock on his door and then it was swung open.
"Ready?" It was his father, "We have little time to spare."
"Yes Sir," Kyouya replied automatically.
The father and son walked out to the black limo. The butler opened the door to the car and the two men climbed in. They sat on opposite sides of the limo, looking at each other with equally cold eyes. They didn't meet eye to eye all time and when they did, it was rare.
Kyouya broke the silence with a question after a while, "Who are we meeting, father?"
Mr. Ootori answered with ease, "The person who we are meeting is the director of some unknown line of business. He arranged the meet with the both of us. He didn't discuss what this meeting was about, but it must be of great importance."
Kyouya nodded. Lacking information was a pet peeve to Mr. Ootori. And now since the question was answered, it was back to silence between the two. After what seemed like forever, the limo turned right and drove into the circle drive. The driver stopped at the front doors of the large building. The two Ootori men exited the car and entered the building. Kyouya didn't look at the lovely furnishings in the lobby, but more of the signs that hung above the door fames. There were departments like, "Young Academics On Ice Library"(Take the first letters of Young Academics On Ice and what do you get?)with an arrow pointing to the left and "Models and Artists" under the fist label.
"Hello, we are here to see Mr. Mino," Mr. Ootori said to the front desk lady.
"Mr. Ootori," The lady read off of her computer, "You're his two fifteen right? Go to level fifteen. There's only one office so it shouldn't damage your brains."
The lady turned back to what ever she was doing as the two men left. They got into the elevator. It wasn't like most elevators. It had fifteen floors, but it also had the numbers four and thirteen. Four being the devil number in Japan and thirteen was the devil number in America. Weird place this Mr. Mino has.
When the elevator doors opened up, it was like the front-desk-lady said "one office". The office was just a huge room. The walls were filled with brightly colored manga that Kyouya didn't know of. There were other shelves with a bunch of papers and normal books. Everywhere there were bulletin boards with paper suck on them carelessly. The room only had five desks, but only one was pushed to the back of the room. That desk must have belonged to the director. There were ten people in the room, running around, typing things on the computer, organizing files, and on the phone.
"What!?" And orange haired man walked over to the Ootoris. He was in a white T-shirt, a blue tie, and black slacks. He was talking to someone on the phone, "No way! I didn't see that coming! Tell her that she has done a fantastic job! Yaoi fans will enjoy it. Okay, bye."
He hung up the cell phone and then a younger looking boy ran over to the orange haired man. "Sir, Sado and Koki are still in the coffee room, alone, together, and on the couch. Oh, and your two fifteen is here."
The orange head groaned and walked over to a door to the right. He banged on it loudly and shouted, "Sado! Koki! Get your butts out here! We are still on hours! I don't care if you are getting to the good part, I want Koki's hips not to hurt the rest of today and I want Sado to stop using up all the condoms in the drawer!"
The orange head banged on the door once more before running over to the Ootoris. "Sorry for the mess," He started off, "I'm Mino Kei, the director, owner, and every other big title of this place. If you will, fallow me."
The three guys exited quickly back into the elevator. Kei sighed and slumped down the wall of the elevator. He pressed several random buttons on the elevator. He let out a groan of stress then stood back up. The elevator "dinging", Kei looked both ways out of the elevator before stepping out. He turned around to the other two, "Be quiet and don't stop and what ever you do, don't look up."
The trio swiftly walked past all the small office rooms. Most of them had the shutters down and the doors closed. They reach the end of the hall and the orange hair opened the door. He hushed his guests into the meeting room, turned around and groaned.
"Boys!" The orange hair exclaimed to the two men on the glass table, "Meeting rooms aren't for sex! This isn't a fucking love-hotel! You do you work. And by work I mean the stuff I pay you to do. Now get out."
Kei angrily pointed to the door and the two men on the glass table walked out, both sulking. Kei offered the Ootoris a seat and then took one himself.
"Thank you for joining me today," Kei smiled, uneasily and continued, "I have a serious matter about your son and my brother's child, I think they're in love."
Mr. Ootori nodded, "And where is niece? I'd be delighted to meet this young girl."
"Wow, wow, wow," Kei said, sounding unprofessional, "Who said anything about a chick? What I mean is… I believe that there is a high possibility that your youngest son is indeed gay."