I Kissed A Girl Who Wanted Me To Sit Down And Not Rock the Boat

A/N: Extremely longggg title :P

Disclaimer: Has Kurt and Puck had sex in Rachel's room? Nope. then Glee ain't mine!

I lied. This one will be equally short. Shorter probably. I'm sooo sorry!

"P-p-please Artie, PRETTY please?" she coaxed, a small smile gracing her lips.

Artie groaned and leaned back in his chair. "Why do you want to do this so badly?" he asked, a grimace eminent on his thin features.

"C-cuz it might b-b-be fun, you n-n-never know!" she replied cheerily, pushing his chair closer to the sign up sheet.

She took out one of her black pens and clicked it open. In neat print she wrote the two names. Tina Cohen Chang, Arty Abrams. She knew it would irritate him if she spelled his name wrong, so she did anyways. With a satisfied smirk, she put the pen back in her pocket before turning to grin at Artie. He merely rolled his eyes and wheeled away, forcing her to quicken her pace to keep up. "So what are ya gonna sing?" he asked casually as she took brisk strides to stay by his side.

"I d-don't know...I K-k-kissed a Girl by Katy P-Perry is one of my f-favorite songs," she replied, a bit flushed.

He smiled warmly. "Cool, I might do Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat from Guys and Dolls." he replied casually.'

She laughed. "S-so if i were to k-kiss you," she said, grinning widely, blushing after the impact of what she said hit her.

Artie turned crimson, clearing his throat. "Go on.."

"Then you c-could say 'I k-k-kissed a girl who wanted m-me to sit down and n-n-not rock the b-boat," she finished lamely.

He smirked. "Oh, creative are we?" he asked, raising his eyebrows in faux-surprise.

She slugged his shoulder, laughing too. "Yeah, d-damn right I'm c-creative Arthur Abrams!"

He smiled and rolled on, "See ya later," he shouted back at her.

She merely lifted her fingers in a wave. "See you later Artie. I wish I could tell you," she said sadly, every word perfectly articulated.

The next Thursday rolled around, and for some insane reason, Tina found herself strutting bodly onto the stage. When Mr. Schuester asked for her name, she said loudly "T-Tina C, I K-k-kissed a girl."

Her loud alto tones filled the room as she sang her heart out, a mission on her mind.

She was going to tell Artie about her fake stutter, before the end of this year. She was going to do it, and whatever happens, happens for a reason, she concluded, ending the song with a loud 'wail,' as Mercedes Jones would call it.

Walking offstage, she caught Mr. Shue's flabbergasted look. Yeah, that's right. By the end of the year, everyone would know that Tina Cohen-Chang had a voice.

And they better damn live with it.

Again, super apologies in the length, but these AREEE drabbles(: so yeah, Tina's sophmore year starts out with a good feel. I hope you guys are liking these! Look out for a Kartie one-shot then maybe novel? Who knows(: