Chapter 2 of 2:
Naruto sat up with a yell. Then he fell back as his face contacted with something hard making a loud 'thwack' echo around him and a throb of pain go through his face.
A gasp of shock sounded from somewhere. "Sasuke-kun! Are you alright?! Naruto! You idiot! What the Hell did you do that for?!"
Naruto held his face as it throbbed in pain. He slowly opened one eye to get a look around him. He was in a clearing. Sakura -the girl Sakura!- was leaning over Sasuke -the boy Sasuke! - and trying to heal the small cut on his face.
"Maa, Sakura, I'm sure it was an accident." Kakashi -a boobless Kakashi!- stated calmly from behind his orange book.
"Still! He should be more careful!" The pink haired girl glared at Naruto.
Naruto stared from one, to the other and then to next with extreme relief, eyes scanning up and down, checking for any hint of what they'd previously been like.
Sadly, Sakura caught him as he was double checking her. "What the Hell do you think you're looking at?!"
"Ow!" Naruto complained. "I was not looking at you! I was checking all of you out!"
"What?!"
"Maa, my little genin is growing up!" Kakashi fake cried. "But isn't that a bit ambitious of you?"
"No, wait! Not like that!"
A/N: It's done. Just thought of this funny short story. Sorry, i was planning to post this yesterday but I got pretty busy. Hope you enjoyed it! Thank you for reading! I appreciate the reviews!