A/N: Yeah I know the chapters are short…I'm still trying to figure out how many pages on word make a long chapter –sighs-…I'm sooooo glad that you like it seriously I thought my story would be a bust but –does a little happy dance- its not!! Sorry to say that it might take longer for me to update, classes have started up again…I hate school. It's evil.

Anyway ENJOY the new chapter and REVIEW!! Please and thank you .

Disclaimer: I'd rather not talk about it, it makes me to depressed…Damn you Kishimoto! Damn you!!

Untouchable

Chapter Three: Bring on the Challenge

Misa sat in class wondering how she was going to get Sasuke and Naruto together. How was she going to influence (she doesn't like the word manipulate) them to get together.

She absolutely loved challenges but this was trying her patients. Nothing was working. Over the years she tried pushing them together and they, meaning Sasuke, found a way to ruin her plans. Now she was frustrated. 'What the hell am I going to do now? Maybe I should forget subtle and just tie them together and tell them that they're stuck together for all eternity.' She sighed. 'Yeah right like that'll work.'

She needed a new game plan. What she needed was Itachi. If anyone knew what to do it would be him. 'Why the hell didn't I think of this earlier. If I get Itachi to help, Sasuke won't know what hit him. He'll thank me for this later.' She smirked. Yes, she didn't know why she didn't think about it earlier.

"I hope you're ready Sasuke." She whispered.

--SasuNaru!!—

"Sasuke, where is your youthful spirit? You must express you youthfulness because if you don't you shall explode. You too Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru. Where is your youthfulness? Just look at Lee and Naruto. They're just bursting with youth today!! Hahahaha." Maito Gai was jumping around in his disturbing green spandex encouraging everyone to be youthful.

"Remind me to scrub my eyes out with soap and hot water when we get home. That man shouldn't wear spandex and I've never seen so much green in entire life, or death depending on how you think about it." Neji covered his eyes, trying to shield himself for the Green Beast. "I can still see it. It's imprinted in brain, disgusting."

The whole shared his feeling about the beast and were covering their eyes and some were even whimpering. "Just don't look at him and you'll be fine, and when you have to look at him just pretend he's a disembodied voice. That what I do." Sai sauntered up. "Looking good as usual Sasuke-koi." He smiled his fake smile.

"Hn. Don't call me that." Sasuke started to walk away. 'He's worse then the stupid fan girls. He actually talks to me. Its like he's not afraid at all.'

"But Sasuke, what should I call you? I think Sasuke-koi is perfect." Sai didn't leave him alone instead he followed.

"Because I hate you." Sasuke turned around and punched Sai in the face. Blood started pouring out of his nose and Sasuke's eyes unfocused and all he could think about was the blood, how it smelled, and how thirsty he was. 'Just a little drink. That's all I need. It looks so good. I can't wait to taste it as it flows over my tongue.'

Sasuke took a step closer, intent on getting Sai's blood. He felt someone grab his arm. He ignored it and tried to move closer. The grip got tighter. "Sasuke." Without another word Gaara pulled Sasuke away.

"Troublesome."

"There it is! Sasuke has finally expressed his youth! Well Done! Sai if you would like you can go to the nurse's office!" Gai ran towards then and stop every few steps to do jumping jacks.

"MY EYES!! AHHHHHHHH!!" Someone screamed from across the gym. "THEY BURN!!"

"We're going to the locker room." Gaara left no room to argue and pulled Sasuke away with Neji and Shikamaru following. The entered the locker room.

"What the hell do you think you doing?" Sasuke was thrown up against the wall. He slid down and didn't even bother to catch himself.

"Bloodlust." Sasuke was a man of few words. He didn't know why but he couldn't help it, he was just so thirsty.

"When was the last time you fed?" Shikamaru sat on a bench near Sasuke pulling Neji into his lap.

"Don't know."

"Troublesome."

"Sasuke, don't you ever listen to what Misa-Misa says?" Neji sighed. He didn't want to be the one who tells Misa what had happened.

"Hn." It wasn't any of their business, it was his body and he'd feed when he wanted and if he didn't want to he didn't have to.

'What are they talking about? Bloodlust? That sounds like something out of a vampire movie or something. Is there something wrong with Sasuke?' Naruto was confused, he had no idea what was going on. He gone to the bathroom and hadn't seen the incident with Sai. Everyone was focused on Sasuke and hadn't bothered to check if anyone was in the locker room.

"Sasuke, we need blood to survive. Misa won't be happy when she finds out that you're starving yourself. And whether you like it or not you're going to tell her after school when we get back to the house." Neji wrapped an arm around Shikamaru's shoulders.

'Why do they need blood? I don't understand.' Naruto hid behind some lockers watching the raven being scolded.

"I don't-" Sasuke was cut of by the bell signaling that school was officially over. 'This is not my day. What the hell have I gotten myself into?'

--SasuNaru!!—

"Hey guys. Leave me a car." Misa grabbed a set of keys and walked away.

"What was that all about? Isn't she coming with us?" It was weird she would at least say why she wasn't coming home with them. "Something weird is going on with her. Do you know Gaara?"

Gaara stared at Neji then turned and walked towards the parking lot. "No."

--SasuNaru!!—

SLAM!

Naruto hit the lockers and his head flew back against the top. He slid down and landed on the floor, much like Sasuke had earlier in the locker room.

"You stupid little freak can't you do anything?" His attackers laughed.

"What do you want? What did I do to you?" Naruto tried to think of what he did to piss of the quarterback and one of his football buddies. 'I didn't do anything! I don't think I've said a single word to them ever!'

"You exist. I think that's enough of a reason right there." His laughter echoed throughout the empty hall. Naruto cried out in pain when there was a hard kick to his stomach. He brought his knees up to his chest hoping to reduce the pain. Hands gabbed the front of his shirt and he was lifted to his feet only to be slammed into the lockers harder then before.

"It's not a surprise that nobody wants you. Nobody likes to be with a weakling who can't do anything let alone defend himself."

Naruto closed his eyes and wished that they would just leave him alone. He felt a fist in his stomach making him double over but he didn't get far before another fist connected with his cheek. His head snapped back and hit the lockers making him see stars before everything got dim. But almost immediately things came back into focus.

Suddenly he was on the floor and his eyes closed. After he hit the floor he heard several slams, the sound of someone hitting a locker, grunting and the sound of someone's voice full of anger. After a minute he felt some lift him gently into a sitting position.

"You ok kid?" 'Is that Misa? I must've hit my head pretty hard to be imagining her asking about my health or well being.' "Kid?" Naruto opened his eyes and saw to pools of emerald. For a second he thought they looked worried but when he blinked they were the same emotionless eyes that everyone knew and feared.

He closed his eyes and moaned. "Now I know I hit my head really hard. I must be unconscious because only in a dream would Misa Uchiha even bother to protect me."

"Kid don't be an idiot." Misa rolled her eyes and gently stood Naruto up. Behind her lay Naruto's attackers looking like they had be tackled by an entire football team only the two hadn't been wearing any of the protective gear.

Naruto looked at her his deep sapphire eye showing his confusion. "What are you doing here and why did you defend me?"

Misa sighed and gently felt his ribs noting that a couple felt like they might be cracked, a huge bump on the back of his head, a fat lip, and he would have a nice shiner on the side of his face. She leaned him against her as they slowly made it to the a table in the lounge near the front of the school.

"As for what I'm doing here, I'm wasting time before I go and meet a friend of mine, I need his help for this thing I'm working on. And the reason why I defended you is because only I'm allowed to beat people up." She smiled. Naruto fought to keep his jaw from dropping. Misa Uchiha smiled at him, not smirked but actually smiled a real one, the Uchiha's never smiled, at anyone.

"If you're the only one allowed to beat people up, you should tell that to Sasuke. It was all over the school this afternoon that he broke Sai's nose in PE. I didn't see it but I heard that their was blood everywhere and that after Sasuke got a weird look on his face and- is something wrong?"

'Sasuke Uchiha you my friend are in so much trouble when I get home.' "No nothing's wrong." She sat him in a chair. "Kid I think you should go to the hospital. We need to make sure that you don't have a concussion and you need your ribs checked out, I'm pretty sure that a couple are cracked."

"Are you sure nothings wrong?" He had a feeling that he had said something he shouldn't have. Then it sunk in. She wanted to take him to the hospital! He hated the hospital it had a weird smell and if you weren't sick it made you feel sick. "No! I mean, no. I'm fine I don't need to go to the hospital. I'm fine, see?"

He stood up and tried to walk. He barely made it a step without doubling over in pain and coughing up some blood and almost collapsing but Misa caught him just before he hit the floor.

She sneered at him. "Oh yeah kid. You're the perfect. You're the very image of being fine. If you won't go to the hospital then I'll take you to my doctor. And kid you don't have a choice so I suggest you shut up." 'Kakashi is gonna be annoyed that I'm interrupting his Icha Icha Paradise time or his time to grope Iruka.' She smirked.

Naruto leaned against Misa. He didn't know why but she made him feel safe. 'I wonder if it would be like this with Sasuke.' They slowly made their way to a black Ferrari. "I made Sasuke catch a ride with the others."

She put Naruto in the passenger's seat and walked around the car. It purred when she started it. She glanced at Naruto and his face was slowly becoming a darker shade of red. "Is something wrong Uzumaki?"

'Oh Kami! I bet this car smell like Sasuke. It smells so good, like vanilla or something. I'm getting horny just sitting in this car. I hope Misa doesn't notice.' He looked at his lap and hoped that Misa didn't notice Little Naruto is popping up to say hi. He had to get rid of it and get rid of it fast. 'Um…dead furry animals? No. Um…I know, Gai-sensei in a tight, green thong!' He shuddered at the image he had created for himself.

"I'm fine it just that my ribs and my head hurt a bit."

"Whatever." The rode in silence, it didn't take long before they got to a small clinic. They got Naruto all patched up and she dropped him off at his apartment building. She looked at the clock on the dashboard. 5:00.

"Before you go kid. If anyone tries to beat you up just let me know. I'm not trying to bruise your ego or anything but you remind me of someone I used to know and I feel like I need to protect you." She smiled a little at the memory of Sasuke before he was changed. He would get into fights with people bigger then him and then she would have to defend him, then he would get mad because a girl could fight better then he could and it was a blow to his annoyingly large ego.

"Thanks Misa-sama." He sent a blinding smile at her. 'I mad the perfect choice when I chose him to be with Sasuke. Which reminds me that I need to pay Itachi a visit.'

"You're welcome kid. Just don't tell anyone about this ok? I've got a reputation that I need to uphold. How about this'll be our little secret." Naruto's smile grew bigger.

"No problem. See you at school on Monday Misa-sama."

"See ya."

--SasuNaru!!—

"Itachi-chan, I need your help."

"Why should I help you?"

"Because if you don't Sasuke will be alone for all eternity that's why. Now are you going to help or not?" Misa knew she was whining but she couldn't help it. Even though Itachi was younger then her, he acted like an older brother or something.

"Why should I care about him?"

"Because he's your freaking descendant (1) and people usually want their descendants to be happy! NOW HELP ME!!" Misa was getting annoyed now.

"No."

"Tachi-kun!! I need your help! PLEASE!!" Misa looked at Itachi. She figured she needed the big guns. Misa pouted her lip out and made her eyes sad and water. The ultimate puppy dog look. Misa wrapped her around and looked up at Itachi since he was a couple inches taller then her. "Pwease Aniki!!"

Itachi looked at her. 'Damn. I hate it when she does that. It doesn't matter that she's centuries older then me.' "Fine. I'll help you." He rolled his eyes.

"You're such a sucker. Now what we need is a plan."

"I think I have the solution to your problem."

(1)Ok so Itachi isn't going to be Sasuke's older brother in this fic but since I love Itachi and I want him to be in this fic I'm making him one of Sasuke's ancestors who in their family history disappeared without a trace….obviously we know where he went hahaha.

I'm so evil…it's sort of a cliffy…and I'm not going to tell you what Tachi-kun's plan is…you'll have to figure it out all for yourselves. MWHAHAHAHA!!

Despite the fact that I'm evil please review!!

Misa: yeah or else you'll have to deal with me!

Sasuke: ignore her she won't do anything

Misa: shut up Sasuke!! –punches him-

Sasuke: OWWW!!

Coma: Enough you two or else I'll put you in the corner!

Misa and Sasuke: -pouts- Were sorry Coma-sama!

Coma: tell them what we rehearsed…

Misa and Sasuke: please review! If you review we'll love you forever and ever. Please don't make us use the Ultimate Puppy Eyes!