A/N: the chapter is kinda short but i think i deserve a short chapter every now and then...sorry it took so long its not completely my fault -looks away while pointing at beta- actually i was having trouble trying to make it longer and so i just gave up and and stopped where it is now and i had finals

a little piece of advice: When paintballing were A LOT of padding...i have a huge welt on my leg that hurts like hell (my friend crept up behind me and shot me...paybacks for shooting her in the head lol)

Warnings: OOCness and thats pretty much it

Disclaimer: i can't think of a good one sooooo...i don't own Naruto or Dracula thank go that goes to Bram Stoker (that book is so unrealistic its annoying)

Untouchable

Chapter 7: Spreading the Luv

"Hey kid! How was your weekend?" Misa cornered Naruto in a virtually deserted hallway Monday morning.

"I-it was ok I guess. I had weird dreams though. The funny thing is that they seemed so real like it was happening or it happened not that long ago, know what I mean?" Naruto shifted from one foot to the other. He was going to approach dangerous territory. He was planning on telling Misa Uchiha about his newfound discovery… in a roundabout way of course.

"So nobody tracked you down and beat you up?" Naruto shook his head. "Good. So tell me about your weird dreams."

Naruto had hoped that she would ask but he was confused about WHY she cared. She never had before and hadn't even known that he existed. "Why do you care? No offense but it seems weird that you are suddenly interested in my life."

Misa sighed. "Naruto. I care because out of all the kids out there you don't try to offend anyone, you're yourself no matter what, and you, my friend, are an innocent little cutie that makes me want to protect you from all the evils of the world. And whether you know it or not I've been protecting you since freshman year."

"Really? How?" Naruto was surprised both at her long-term protection and because of the "cutie" reference. He smiled a bit while thinking that she thought he was a cute. Even though he was gay, it was still nice to know people thought he was attractive… even though he would have preferred being called sexy or hot.

"Well, remember sophomore year when you dumped you're lunch on the captain of the football team?"

-Flashback-

"Naruto, do you really need all that food?" Kiba looked down at the tray containing four overflowing bowls of hot ramen. They walked from the lunch line towards their usual table on the other side of the cafeteria.

"Of course I do Kiba. I'm a growing boy and growing boys need all the nourishment they can get." Naruto rolled his eyes at his dog-loving friend. They neared the Jocks' table which was filled with the usual brain-damaged football players and their obnoxious cheerleader girlfriends.

An unknown object slid out in front of Naruto's path and caught his foot. Naruto and his hot noodles flew into the air. Landing on the floor, he heard the screams of the cheerleaders as the soup soaked their hair.

"GRRRRRRRRRR!!" Naruto was afraid to look up. Everyone knew that growl. It belonged to the quarterback. It was the noise he made when he was seriously pissed off and about the beat the crap out of someone.

'Crap. This day keeps getting better and better.' Naruto glanced up and there was the red-faced and clearly pissed off football player towering over him as he was slowly climbing to his feet bracing himself for the first kick to the ribs.

Mizuki grabbed the front of Naruto's shirt and hauled him up and off the floor. "Idiot, when I get done with you no one is gonna recognize your face."

Naruto closed his eyes and waited for the first punch to land. But instead of the punch he expected he was unceremoniously dropped. Naruto's eyes popped open in surprise.

"You got lucky. Next time nothings gonna stop me. You hear me? Nothing!" Mizuki was glaring past Naruto before he turned and walked away, his girlfriend Sakura scurrying to catch up.

Naruto watched the back of the retreating quarterback in confusion. 'That was weird. What stopped him from pounding me into a bloody pulp?'

-End Flashback-

"That was you!?" Naruto looked at Misa in surprise. "What else have you done?"

"There've been too many. But since you insist. Hmmm. There was the incident when you accidentally pushed the history teacher into the pool, the time you were reenacting a scene from a martial arts movie and you almost knocked out the entire drama club, the time that you pretended to be George of the Jungle and you knocked over the cheerleaders' pyramid while they were practicing and as a result you broke one of the main tumbler's legs. Oh, there was also the time when you accidentally knocked over AND broke the statue donated by the senior class. I could go on but I think you get the point." Misa smirked.

"Yeah, yeah. I get it." Naruto blushed and looked away. Apparently she HAD been looking out for him, and saved him from several beatings that could have proved deadly. "Ummm. Thanks. For, you know, saving me from death over the years."

"It's cool kid. So tell me about these weird dreams." She leaned against the wall and slid down until she was sitting on the floor. She patted the floor next to her motioning for Naruto should sit next to her.

The bell rang signaling the start of third period. "Can we do this later? We're going to be late for class." He started to walk away when the back of his shirt was grabbed and he was pulled back.

"Oh no you don't. Before I tracked you down I talked to our teacher and told her that I needed you for something and so now we've been excused from third period. So sit and spill the beans." Without waiting for him to sit by himself she reached up, grabbed his arm and pulled.

"Ooof. For someone trying to keep me safe you sure are violent." Naruto rubbed his arm in annoyance.

"Suck it up. Besides it's not violence it's impatience. SPILL!"

"All right, all right. Well, in my dream there was you, Sasuke, and the other Untouchables and me and you guys were all vampires and were trying to suck my blood. But that's only one. The other dream felt more real."

Naruto hesitated because this dream HAD felt really real. "I was walking to meet Sasuke and I turned a corner and he was there but with a red headed woman that I had never seen before. I thought they were kissing but when I called his name he turned and he had blood on his mouth and he was snarling at me like a, I don't know, like a monster. I was terrified and right when I thought he was going to attack I woke up."

Misa just looked at him. She didn't understand. Sasuke had erased this memory along with the rest but he had put more effort into erasing this one. All that work was unraveling and Naruto was beginning to remember.

"So you had dreams that we were vampires?" Naruto looked slightly afraid that she was going to laugh at him.

"Yes, Misa-sama."

"Crap." Misa did a happy dance on the inside. Seed One is planted.

Naruto's face was crunched in confusion. "What?"

Misa looked at him in surprise she hadn't meant to say that out loud. "Nothing. Get to class. Can you make up an excuse for me? Say something like I was interviewing you and I still have a couple of kids that I had forgotten about."

"Ummm, ok?" Naruto got up and began to slowly make his way down the hall. He glanced back at Misa but she was already gone. He hurried to class.

--Sasunaru!!--

"Sasuke, we kinda sorta have a problem." Misa stated. She had her back to him and was looking out the library window.

He glanced up from the book he was reading. He had personally known the author and was slightly surprised that it was now a classic. 'Ha. Dracula a classic. That idiot Stoker has given us vampires a bad name.'

"What do you mean 'we kinda sorta have a problem'? We either have a problem or we don't."

"Sasuke. Naruto is starting to remember." Misa turned to face him.

"WHAT!?" Dracula fell to the table with a loud thud. "But I erased EVERYTHING like you told me to. I swear I did it just like I was told to." Sasuke was starting to panic. It wasn't like he was afraid of Misa. Oh no, he was terrified of her.

"Geez Sasuke, relax." Misa rolled her eyes and began to pace. What he didn't know was that the blondie had some help remembering. "I can work with this. But how?... Hmmm… I could just come out with it. That could work, or he could just panic and that would be bad."

"What do you mean you can 'work with it? Misa, what are you planning?" Misa ignored him. The next stage was complete. The Seeds were planted.

"I know EXACTLY what I can do. This is coming together quite nicely if I do say so myself." Misa began to laugh and rub her hands evilly. "Operation: Spreading the Luv is a go."

"Spreading the WHAT!? Misa what's going on?" Sasuke glared at her. But of course that never worked and he was never going to get an answer.