A/N: Hey sorry it took so long and let me just say work really sucks lol but I need the money for school so I have to live with it....here's the chapter I owe you and as a reward for waiting so patiently I made the chapter longer and its now twice as long as usual so yay me! lol

Untouchable

Chapter 17: Everything's Perfect

The rest of the Untouchables dispersed to various parts of the huge house leaving Sasuke and Naruto alone with Kiba.

Naruto climbed of Sasuke's lap. "Sasuke, go find us something to eat and drink."

Sasuke raised a questioning eyebrow.

Naruto crossed his arms. "Now."

Rolling his eyes Sasuke stood up and turned towards the kitchen. "Yes, Master Naruto."

Naruto sat back down in the chair that had just been vacated. He didn't have to look at Kiba face to know that his mouth was hanging open and his eyes were the size of dinner plates.

"Did he...and you...with the...and the.....but he...and untouchable...and the huh?" Kiba looked at him in pure confusion.

Naruto smiled. "Yep. Sasuke, second-in-command of the Untouchables, called me Master Naruto."

"WHY?!?"

"Well, I'm not sure that you want to know." Naruto's smile widened and his eyes slightly glazed over as he remember just exactly what happened last night.

"Just tell me." Kiba sat back and covered his face with his hands.

"Ok...but don't say I didn't warn you." Naruto smiled. This was going to be fun. "Well it all started yesterday when I kept Sasuke hard all day because of my jeans. Then I seduced him when we got home and he spanked me for teasing him. Then he fucked my sore, spanked ass. He fucked me like there was no tomorrow. Now he's being my slave as a way for apologizing even though I enjoyed every second."

Kiba hands had dropped from his face, which had slowly been turning green at the thought of Sasuke pounding Naruto. His eyes rolled back into his head before he fell off the couch and face-first onto the floor.

Naruto smirked. He knew Kiba didn't have a problem with gay sex since he was bi, he thought is was more of Sasuke the Untouchable and his best friend-slash-brother doing kinky things that had melted his brain.

"What did you do?"

Naruto turned to see Sasuke carrying a tray that had tiny sandwiches and a pitcher of lemonade with two glasses sitting with lemon filled with ice. "He wanted to know why you called me 'Master Naruto' and I told him."

Sasuke's eyes narrowed and his head tilted up indignantly. "Our sexual experiences and various experiments are now of his business, Master Naruto."

"I know but I just really wanted to see his face." Naruto looked up at him with huge puppy eyes. He saw that the look wasn't getting the response he wanted so he let his lip slip out and his eyes begin to water. He could see that he was melting Sasuke. "Sasu?"

Sasuke's eyes slid shut and his head dropped in defeat. He sighed. "Yeah. I forgive you."

In an instant the lip was sucked back and the tears disappeared.

'I am such a sucker.' Sasuke thought as he watched the change occur. He set the tray down on the nearest end table.

Naruto stood up and smiled before wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck. He nuzzled their cheeks together before whispering "I love you, Sasu." in his ear.

"I love you too, Ru." Sasuke slid his arms around the other's waist and pulled him closer. He leaned down and closed the small distance that separated their lips. The kiss was soft and sweet and showed that they had all the time in the world for passion but it was these small intimate moments that meant everything to them.

Neither one had noticed that Kiba had woken from his faint and had watched the entire interaction with a serious look. Before he had witnessed this private moment he would have believed that Sasuke had brainwashed his friend, but now he knew that it was all willingly and if he tried to interfere he would lose Naruto. He wanted nothing more that for his friend to find the love he deserved and to be happy and this was his time to shine.

He coughed quietly to draw their attention back to the fact that there was someone else in the room with them. The two slowly pulled apart before diving back in for a quick kiss before turning and looking at him.

"Sorry to interrupt, but I think you should know that I will help you both whenever you need it no matter what it is or when."

Sasuke silently looked at him before giving a slight nod. Naruto smiled wide. "Thanks Kiba. You have know idea what it means to me that you'll support my decision."

"You're my brother and I'd do anything for my family." Kiba returned the grin. He stood up and walked towards them. "Now if you don't mind you're in my way. I'm fucking starving."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Eloquent."

"You bet your sweet ass." Kiba smiled before shoveling sandwich after sandwich into his mouth.

"Hey!" Naruto glared. "Save some for me! And Sasuke's sweet ass is mine!"

He shoved Kiba to the side and began eating at the same pace Kiba had.

"Kit! I'm the guest! You gotta let me eat too!"

"NO!"

They shoved each other back. Jockeying for the spot at the tray filled with food. The fighting got more violent as Naruto pushed Kiba into the pitcher of lemonade sending it crashing to the floor. They both froze as they turned wide eyed towards Sasuke. They looked like naughty children who had just broken mother's favorite vase and were afraid of daddy's wrath that was about to be directed at their unsuspecting backsides.

"What am I going to do with the two of you?" He shook his head.

Naruto's hand went behind his head to nervously play with his hair. "Heh, not spank us?"

"What on earth are you talking about? Why would I spank Kiba? That disgusts me to no end." Sasuke smirked. "But you on the other hand, you might be in need of another lesson."

Anger took over as Naruto glared at his lover. "What?!? It was all his fault!"

Kiba looked nervous. "Naruto, I don't think you should fight him on this. I think it will only makes things worse for you."

Naruto rounded on him. "What the hell?! Dude, your supposed to be on my side."

"Like hell!! There is no fucking way I'm going to piss off THE Sasuke Uchiha!"

"But you're MY best friend!"

"Yeah so?"

"SO you're a fucking ass!"

"At least it's not MY ass getting fucked! I'm the one DOING the fucking!"

Amused, Sasuke watched the argument unfold. Back and forth, insult after insult. It was truly amazing how much the two were idiots.

"Dobe."

The argument continued as if Sasuke had never said any thing at all.

"Dobe."

Still nothing but arguing. Sasuke was getting annoyed at the ignorance being directed at him.

"DOBE!"

Both immediately stopped arguing and turned towards him.

"I don't care. Its just lemonade and I hate this rug."

Both sighed in relief.

"And it's not me you should be worried about. You should be worried about Misa-Misa. This happens to be her favorite room and her favorite rug that she personally worked on herself about two centuries before I was born."

Kiba and Naruto started to panic as they rushed back and forth trying to find towels and cleaner to restore the rug to its original beauty. What they didn't know was that this rug was worthless and Misa had bought it several years ago at Home Depot and she had told him just the other day that she wanted a new rug to replace the hideous one that had been bought when she had been pissed at Gaara and refused to give him the pleasure that came with her drinking his blood. That had been the worst month of his, as well as Neji and Shikamaru's, life.

So yes, to put it in layman's terms, Sasuke was fucking with Naruto and Kiba. He had had a long couple of years and he deserved some amusement to liven up the dreary redundancy that had come to his life after he had lost the only one he had ever truly loved. And what better way to entertain himself than to watch two idiots panic. It was better than the time he overthrew that king in France with just a few rumors for fun, he hadn't meant for the guy to get his head cut off but whatever.

He couldn't keep the smirk from slipping on his face. Yep, life was good.

Naruto looked at Sasuke in order to convince him to help them before Misa found out only to find the bastard smiling. He looked at the rug and then back at Sasuke. "You bastard!!!"

They locked eyes. "I assure you, dobe, that my parents were legally married at the time of my conception and birth so I am in no way a bastard as you so vulgarly claim."

"You know what I mean! You're fucking messing with us!" Naruto glared.

"Are you sure? That rug does look rather old..." Kiba looked closer at the rug. "It sure smells kinda old."

"Sasuke Uchiha, you will tell me the truth right now. If you don't I'm sure you won't like the punishment you'll receive." Naruto narrowed his eyes. The look threatened no sex or anything of the intimate nature in a long, long time.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and sighed. "Yes, Naruto-sama. I am, as the younger generations say, 'fucking with you, dude'"

Kiba tilted his head. "You talk like way weird."

"Yes, I am aware of that. It happens when you've been around for centuries and it takes forever to adapt to the new languages and it can be hard to keep track of all the centuries and all the slang that comes with them."

The door to the sitting room opened and Misa stuck her head in. "Sasuke, I just remembered that I told you last week to get rid of that ugly rug and yet it still graces the floor. I want it gone tomorrow."

Sasuke smirked. "Of course, Misa-Misa."

Naruto, who had turned to look at Misa when she had entered, turned to glare at Sasuke. "No sex."

He turned and left without looking back. He grabbed a hold of Kiba as he passed and dragged him out of the room with him. Sasuke heard the front door slam and sighed.

Sasuke knew that Naruto wasn't really that pissed at him he just needed to talk to Kiba in a space that wasn't inhabited with five vampires who could hear everything that was said. He still couldn't help but feel bad for the trick he had pulled. Well, there was no use in dwelling in the past.

-SasuNaru-

Naruto and Kiba walked outside and followed the path into the vast garden that covered acres behind the house.

"Don't you think that was a bit harsh? I mean its not like I want to know that you're screwing the Uchiha but it was a pretty harmless joke." Kiba glanced at Naruto as the walked down the path surrounded but tons of flowers. "And where are we going anyway?"

"To the pond." Naruto smiled. "And I'm not going to withhold sex. I just want him o sweat a little and I want to know how he's going to make it up to me later."

He laughed at the look of horror that had crossed Kiba's face. "You asked."

"I think I really need to stop asking questions."

"That's probably a good idea."

They arrived at the pond and they sat on the stone bench and watched the fish swim lazily.

"So how did all this happen?"

Naruto closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "It all started freshman year."

"You've kept this from me for that long?!?" Kiba was hurt that Naruto didn't think he could be trusted.

"For the longest time I didn't even know...at first we secretly began friends. Then we started dating but I never got the chance to tell you."

"What-" Kiba was cut off by Naruto.

"I told you about my family and how anything to do with blood sent me into a meltdown. We a couple of months after we started dating I stumbled across Sasuke feeding and something in me snapped and I ran away and freaked out." Naruto sighed. "But in order to protect themselves as well as me they altered my memory and made it so I remembered nothing of my time with them and Sasuke."

"I bet Sasuke wasn't happy about that." Kiba looked up at the darkening sky choosing to ignore that Naruto and Sasuke had dated for a couple months and Naruto hadn't told him.

"Secretly I think his heart was crushed and that's one of the reasons he's been an ass for all these years. And then Misa has been slowly playing matchmaker and now that I'm almost over my terror of blood things are perfect. I remember everything and I love Sasuke and he loves me. I'm the happiest I've ever been. And you have nothing to worry about because I'm not abandoning you because, like you said, we're brothers and family sticks together."

"Nice speech, Kit." Kiba smiled. "So Sasuke and Misa aren't twins?"

Naruto laughed. "Not even close. Since Misa was born thousands of years ago and Sasuke was born only a few hundred. I'm not quite sure of everyone's exact age but it doesn't really matter."

"Yeah I guess it doesn't but that doesn't stop me from being curious. But that explains just about everything about them, like why they're all so smart and perfect." Kiba stood up and stretched a bit before holding out his hand to help Naruto.

Naruto took Kiba's offered hand. "Yeah it does. I'm glad things are finally falling into place for us."

"Yeah."

They smiled at each other and began to head back to the house.

-SasuNaru-

"My, my. Thingssss do sseem to be falling into place." Golden eyes watched the pair weave their way through the garden.

The man turned away and looked at his newly acquired pet. "Issss everything ready, Sai?"

The emotionless boy knelt to the ground and bowed his head. "Yes, Master. All that's left are the finishing touches."

"Hmmm, good." The man turned back to the pair. "Yessss, it'sss only a matter of time before they will ssssuffer like I have ssssuffered."

-SasuNaru-

Kiba left and Naruto returned to the suit he shared with Sasuke. He pushed open the door and found a huge table by the bank of windows that overlooked the garden and the trees. There were bowls of ramen and a huge pot filled to the brim of the glorious food.

"Sasuke?" Naruto moved into the room, shutting the door behind him.

Sasuke appeared in front of him and silently bowed. "Master Naruto, I made you're favorite in hopes of pleasing you."

"Sasuke, cut the crap I'm not mad at you." Naruto smiled. "But I appreciate the gesture."

"You seemed upset with me so I assumed that it was my duty to make it up to you." Sasuke returned the smile.

Naruto raced to the table and began to shovel in the ramen. "This....is...the..best...ramen....EVER!!!"

Sasuke sat in the chair opposite of him. He knew his personality changed when he was with Naruto but he honestly didn't care. When he was with Naruto his Uchiha pride didn't matter and he could be the person he really was.

He watched Naruto stuff himself full of ramen. It was revolting how much ramen Naruto could fit in the never ending stomach but at the same time it was extremely endearing.

After Naruto had filled himself they both got ready for bed. As they crawled into bed Sasuke pulled Naruto close. Naruto snuggled closer to Sasuke's chest and closed his eyes. Everything was perfect.

Sasuke only hoped that he could keep things perfect. But things never last forever and it was only a matter of time before his world, and Naruto's, were turned upside down and things would go to hell in a handbasket.

So how was it? i would much appreciate any and all comments/reviews

I tried to make this like WAY long but i ran out of ideas lol usually things just come one chapter at a time and i don't know when the next time i'll update will be but i'll try to make it rather soon

hugs and all that jazz

-Coma-