A/N: heys everyone! I've been super busy with classes and applying for graduation, my university application (I was accepted! ^_^), not being in the mood to write, and a relationship that didn't quite work out and now I'm packing and stuff to move into apartments...but I'm back! Hopefully i'm able to stick around instead of disappearing for -coughs- 8 months...I swear time sure does fly fast

Disclaimer: all i own is my rhino shaped sillyband...

Untouchable

Chapter 21: Enter the Snake

Orochimaru watched the flickering TV screens in front of him. Naruto's smiling face flashed across the screens. On one screen Sasuke and Naruto were hugging. On another Naruto was laughing as Kiba tripped and fell flat on his face.

"Master."

"What?" Orochimaru didn't look away from the blonde.

"The plan is complete and may be set in motion upon your command."

Orochimaru smirked. "Good. Make it happen."

The figure kneeling behind him disappeared out of the room leaving Orochimaru to watch the tapes and photos flashing before his eyes.

"Ssssoon little Sasuke. Ssssoon you and Misa will suffer like I have suffered." His cackles echoed throughout the house.

-SasuNaru-

Sasuke watched as Naruto packed his backpack with a change of clothes, pajamas, and his tooth brush. He didn't want his Naru to leave him.

"Sasuke, don't be such a baby I'll only be gone for one night and I'll be with Kiba the whole time so there's nothing to worry about."

"But Naru-"

Naruto cut him off. "Don't 'but Naru' me. It will be fine. Also don't even think about following me and watching through the window like I know you're planning to."

Sasuke pouted at being caught. "I still don't think this is a good idea. I have a bad feeling. Maybe you should just stay home tonight and do this some other time or Kiba can come here. Please don't go."

Naruto stopped packing and sat in Sasuke's lap. He ran his fingers through Sasuke's hair and kissed the tip of his nose. "I swear nothing will happen Sasuke. I will come back to you unharmed and you can sex me up as much as you want."

Sasuke smiled slightly. "Ok. I still think this is a bad idea but I'll let you go. I love you Naru."

"I love you too Sasu." Naruto climbed off his lap. "Now I have a present for you."

Leaving Sasuke on the be he walked to the closet and pulled out a big, bright orange box with a shiny blue bow. Naruto had written 'I Love My Sasu' all over the box in sharpie. He walked back to the bed and handed it so Sasuke. "Here."

Sasuke looked at the box for a second before tearing the paper carefully off so at least one 'I Love My Sasu' was in one piece. He ripped the box open and pulled out a big stuffed animal. Putting down the box, he held up the animal and smiled when he realized it was a giant fox with a blue bow around it's neck.

"Push it's paw."

Sasuke did and grinned when the fox said, "I love you Sasuke! Forever and ever!" in Naruto's voice.

"I got it for you for when I'm not home so you won't be lonely anymore." Naruto smiled.

Sasuke buried his face in the soft fur and breathed in Naruto's scent. He set the stuffed kitsune aside and stood up and pulled Naruto into a hug. "Thank you, Naru. I love it."

"Good." Naruto gave Sasuke one last kiss. "I gotta go now. I'll call you later"

He grabbed his bag and was out the door.

Sasuke watched out the window as Naruto walked down the street and around the corner. He still couldn't shake the feeling that this would be the last time he ever saw his love.

-SasuNaru-

Naruto knocked on Kiba's door. He was about to knock again when the door was flung open revealing his best friend.

"Hey mutt!" Naruto smiled.

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that idiot." Kiba stepped out of the way to let him in.

"Well yeah you always tell me that but I thought you would realize by now that that just is not going to happen, bro."

Kiba laughed and slapped him on the back. "Whatever dude lets go I've got a bunch of movies and stuff for us to do."

-SasuNaru-

Sai watched through binoculars as Naruto entered Kiba's house. Finally, Naruto would be away from Sasuke long enough so he could finally complete Orochimaru's plan. He just has to wait until they're distracted to he could slip the sleeping potion into their drink.

"Soon, Naruto, you will be destroyed and my Master can finally change me so we can be together forever."

He focused the binoculars so he could see through the front window. "Soon."

-SasuNaru-

Kiba pushed play on the scary movie.

"Kiba! I don't want to watch this! You know I hate scary movies!" Naruto grabbed the control and pushed eject.

"Dude, seriously? It's fine. Quit being a baby and make Sasuke proud that you managed to see a scary movie without peeing yourself." Kiba rolled his eyes and stole the control back and pushed the DVD back in.

"Hey! That only happened once and that was ages ago!" Naruto crossed his arms and glared at his friend.

"Whatever. Just suck it up and be a man." Kiba hit play and again and ignored the glare being directed at his head.

"Hey, you have any pop?"

"Yeah its in the fridge. Grab me one too."

Naruto made his way in to the kitchen and opened the fridge and grabbed a couple of bottles of Mountain Dew and made his way back into the living room just in time to see the first victim be decapitated.

-SasuNaru-

Just Minutes Before...

Sai quietly and carefully popped open the backdoor. He quickly made his way to the fridge. He could hear Kiba and Naruto arguing in the next room.

"Hey, you have any pop?" He heard Naruto ask.

"Shit. I need to hurry." Sai quickly opened the fridge and swapped out the first two uncontaminated Mountain Dews for his poisoned ones. He quietly shut the door ran back to his entry point just as he heard footsteps in the hall. He slipped through the door and out into the night and hopped the fence.

He pulled out his phone and dialed his master's number. The phone rang several times before he was answered.

"Part one is complete, Master. I should have Naruto in my grasp within the hour." Sai didn't wait for an answer as he snapped his phone shut. Now all he had to do is sit and wait.

-SasuNaru-

Naruto walked back into the living room and tossed Kiba his Mountain Dew. He flopped back down onto the couch and opened his pop and took a large swig.

After taking a few more sips they both began to feel weird.

"H-hey, Kiba?" Naruto eyes began to slide shut.

"Yeah?" Kiba was struggling too.

"D-do you f-feel weird?" Naruto was having trouble forming words and barely managed to get the sentence out before his body tipped to the side. His last thought was 'Maybe Sasuke was right.'

So...sorry it took forever and that its not very long...also if you confused about the whole pop thing that was us pacific northwesterners call soda or soft drinks

I just want to say thanks to everyone who is still reading this story! I love you guys!

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