Hey guys,

I'm sorry it took such a long time, but there is this thing call a life that like to break my from the normalcy of fan fiction. I hope like this chapter, I tried to make fairly interesting since I didn't post this chapter as soon as you would have liked. BUT I have decided to extend the life of my story from 13 chapters to a little bit longer...SO I hope you'll stick with me for the journey!

So without further delay here's chapter 7!!!!

~LR

She woke up early to go get her coffee and I don't know how she had the energy, guys seriously, because our midnight snack was more like an all night buffet. But she was feeling much better and that made me very happy. I don't know how I was able to walk around but I managed.

I walked around the room clearing the floor of discarded clothes and our…objects that we threw around after our midnight romp; thank God I packed all of the necessary…'materials'. I was beginning to thoroughly enjoy warm and tingling thoughts about my buffet, when Lacy barged through the door.

"Good morning love bug, how was your night? Did you get your midnight snack?"

"Yes ma'am, I'm surprised you didn't hear me."

"Well I was busy doing a little snacking of my own." She unnecessarily confessed.

"Wonderful, where's your girlfriend?"

"Oh, I left Spencer and Ashley in the kitchen, they were talking about something, I don't know." She said while thumbing through my purse.

"Oh okay. Lacy what are you looking for?" she asked.

"Oh just Ashley's cell phone, she said she threw it in your purse last night."

"Yeah she did, why? Does she need it?"

"Yeah, she said she has to make a few calls and since I hadn't seen you this morning I thought that I'd come and get it for her." she said.

"Okay, well you're digging in the wrong spot; it's in the left compartment not the right one."

"Knock, knock. How are you lovely ladies this morning?" Aiden said as he entered.

"Hey Aiden."

"God it's so freaky when you guys do that!" he exclaimed.

"Do what?" we asked.

"That! When you guys say things at the same time." He stared in amazement.

Another thing I hate is when 'regular' things occur with my sister and I and people try and make it out to be this "freaky twin thing". Everyone experiences coincidences, we're no different folks.

I swear if people didn't remind Lacy and I that we were identical twins everywhere we went, we'd forget that we were.

"Well anyway, Kyla wanted me to let everyone know that we'll be leaving in an hour… well, the limo will be here in an hour."

"We're taking a limo to go shopping…for your house?!" Lacy asked in amazement. "And don't you guys have an intercom system around here somewhere, why walk when you can press a button, right?" Lacy joked.

"Oh we do, it just hasn't been installed yet." He answered straight-faced.

Both mine and Lacy's jaws dropped.

"I'm just kidding we're not like that guys, come on! Kyla and I never really had nice things growing up so now that we can afford it, we prefer the finer things in life. It's a real chance for us to give Leah things that we never had." He explained with a sheepish grin.

"Oh, okay we get it; we had immigrant parents so we understand that wholeheartedly. That's all we heard growing up." Lacy cleared her throat. "Me and your motha just want to give you what we never had in our countries." Lacy said moching our father's accent.

"Alright cool, I'm glad you ladies get us." He paused to fix his hair under his UCLA hat. "Have you guys seen Spencer and Ashley I heard them in the kitchen and now I don't know where they went off to?" He said puzzled like.

"Oh, they probably just went to the gym, Spencer has this morning routine that is never interrupted. It consists of coffee with toast, bottle of water, and then her workout. So did you check in there?" Lacy asked.

"Oh, I forgot about that, I totally missed the gym; I'll go check on in there." He finished.

"Aiden I need your help!" Kyla yelled from the upstairs hallway.

Even when she's yelling, you can hear the sunshine in Kyla's voice.

"We'll continue to look for them, go help Kyla and we'll see you in a bit" I smiled.

"Thanks guys, having a kid is tough man, let me tell you." He laughed

Just then we heard the loudest cry humanly possibly for a child only weeks old. That scream could've woken the dead then put them out of their misery, yet again.

"AIDEN!!!" Kyla screamed. "I'm totally freaking out right now!"

"COMING!" he responded. Aiden ran upstairs leaving my sister and I to get ready and find something to wear.

I missed my sister, but for the record, I did so not like having to share my clothes with her…again. You share clothes when you're teenagers because at that point, your clothes are fairly crappy and no one cares who's wearing what so long as it looks good on you. However, I have since upgraded to labels and designers as did Lacy.

Besides they are my clothes and I didn't want to share! I'm not selfish it's just a sibling thing… not a twin thing.

We were dressed and ready to go find our better halves in the, also freakishly large, home gym when my insecurities began to show through my calm demeanor.

"So you're okay with Spencer and Ash getting close again?"

"Yeah, I mean it's good for them you know they're able to talk things out, you know? And they didn't quite get a chance to finish up their shit; it just kind of ended in chaos…so I think it's good for them?" She paused to open several doors. "Leah, Ash loves you and Spencer loves me and there's nothing that they would do to jeopardize anything that we have together…especially Ashley, since you guys are married now and everything."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, I don't know what I'm worried about." I took a much needed deep breath. "Okay, this is the gym, so before we go in here do not get too excited okay, they have that abdominal thingy you wanted. DO NOT GET ON IT!" I instructed.

"God you sound like mom! Okay, I won't get on it."

We open the huge freaking door and right as Ashley's fist plowed into the side of Spencer's face.

"You got to be fucking kidding me!" I mouthed to my sister.

Ashley and Spencer were fighting like rival gang members. Spencer had Ashley pent down until Ashley kicked out from under her. My wife pent her down on the mat that was supposed to be for lifting…not fighting. Ashley was ferocious and was beating Spencer in the head with Lead fists, while Spencer was punching Ashley all over her chest arms and stomach. This fight would've given any of those YouTube video's a run for their money. Clothes were being torn and anger was plastered against their faces.

My sister and I ran over and tried to break up the fight, although a part of us wanted to stand and watch them. Two incredibly hot girls were fighting and ripping clothes off of each other…come on, you can't tell me that's not hot!

They had each other in some mutual death grip like they were trying to squeeze the life out of each other, making it almost impossible to pry them apart.

Spencer was beet red with a busted lips and purple eye, and Ashley was furious with a busted lip, and bruises all over her arms and legs. She had scratches all over her face and I'm sure once Ash saw those, it would be like putting gas on a blazing fire.

"Párelo, párelo ahora Spencer!" Lacy screamed. "Let her go!"

Oh yeah, so Lacy speaks Spanish, too…We both speak French and Italian as well; those were the first languages our parents spoke. And as a prank on my parents my sister and I spent a year learning Portuguese so we could curse out our parents and have them think we were speaking gibberish the entire time. It's messed up, but it made for some awesome entertainment.

"Leah, your wife is fucking psychotic; keep that crazy bitch away from me!" Spencer screamed.

"I'm fucking psychotic? Spence you fucking threw a weight at me!"

"Oh pa-leez, it was two fucking pounds! Besides you insulted my marriage and my deceased wife and you thought I wasn't going to kick your ass." Spencer said trying to wiggle out of my sister's arms to get to Ashley. "How would you feel if your wife died, God forbid, and someone insulted her… it would piss you off."

"Not if it was a bastard relationship to begin with!" Ashley fumed.

"Ashley Nina Davies!" I scowled.

"Nina? Your initials spell A.N.D.?"

"Lacy, so not the time!"

In Lacy's lapse of perfect timing Spencer wiggled free and caught Ashley in the face with a right hook that would have knocked Ali out in the first round, most definitely. Even though, I was pissed that she hit my wife, I couldn't deny Spencer delivered a great hit… just as Madison entered the room. Talk about you perfect timing.

"What the hell is going on in here? Ashley, were you looking for yet another way for me to extort you for my comic relief, because I must say this is too funny!" Madison asked.

"Don't start Madison, or it'll be just another reason for me to fuck up your semi-pretty little face!" my wife hissed. Ashley was truly in rare form this morning.

"Oh please, you couldn't fuck up anyone but yourself, you selfish egomaniacal cunt!" A not-so-worldly Spencer noted.

"Ali and Frazier cool it! Lacy take Spencer back your room and get her cleaned up before Kyla comes down here. Ashley, get to our room maintenant, and I mean two minutes ago! Madison you should go and find something to decorate… no better yet, buy us some time to get these two cleaned up." I ordered.

Ashley glared in my direction and was beginning to showcase her desire to let some of her words fly my way. I wasn't having that, so I met her stare and she stormed down the hall way.

"Wow Leah, since when did you become leader and since where did you learn to speak French?" Madison asked.

"I speak several languages fluently; Madison please go by us some time, if Kyla sees they're not getting along after she pushed for them to stay after the little blow up last night, she'd feel awful." I explained.

"God Leah, you really are a sweetheart." She said as she scampered away with a smile.

I didn't know whether to be happy about that comment or offended.

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"Ash, can you tell me what the hell happened back there?"

"Not really." Is she really giving me this attitude?

Oh hell no!

"I'm not prying it out of you, I'm your wife and I deserve to know why you'd want to make and ass out of yourself! And the way you insulted her and her wife like that? What is wrong with you, Ash?" I was so disappointed in her actions.

"I don't want to hear this bullshit you're talking Leah, she's a bitch she deserved to get her ass beat…and she scratched my face, damn her!" she realized.

"Oh so what I have to say and my questions are bullshit now?" No answer. "Fine, get cleaned up, put on some make up or something be in the foyer in 5 minutes." I slammed the door behind me and went to the foyer.

Lacy, Spencer, and Madison were sitting quietly in the foyer waiting on the rest of us. My sister looked a little pissed off, herself, so I can imagine her and Spence having a similar conversation to the Dragon Lady and I.

Moments later Ashley came out and I was shocked at how presentable she looked and the amount of time it had taken… or better yet, not taken. She and Spencer had both piled on make up and went a step further with their oversized sunglasses.

"Leah, baby I'm sorry can we talk?" she asked reach in my direction.

"Ashley… I'm only going to say this once, don't talk to me and don't you dare touch me!" I said coldly.

Hey you may think it's harsh, but she has to learn her lesson. I'm not an employee or some random fan she could care less about respecting, I'm her wife and she was going to respect me.

"Spencer, before you get any ideas in your thick ass head, listen to what Leah just said and know that the same sentiment applies to you." Lacy said.

"Perturbou-a?" I asked her in our secret language.

"Si, mi ha irritato realmente." Lacy, responded in Italian.

"Okay you're both clearly pissed and you don't want us to know what you're saying… I get it." Spencer said.

"Why in the hell are you talking to me?" Lacy asked rhetorically.

"Hey guys ready to go?!" Kyla said as she beamed down the steps with Lil in arms. "Sorry it took so long, but I was having a post-partum moment and needed a breather but I'm okay now are we ready to roll?"

"Yeah." We all said in unison, with plastered smiles and faux cheery dispositions.

"We ready ladies?" Aiden said as he walked down the stairs.

"You know I am!" Madison said breaking our union.

"So are we!" Lacy spoke for the rest of us.

"I'm so glad that we're all here and getting along. I'm super excited you guys!" She smiled walking out of the door. "And it's gorgeous the sky is clear, it's the perfect day for shopping!"

"Yeah, it is very pretty today, I miss being here, maybe I should come back for a while." I said.

"That would be great, Leah." Lacy said.

The driver held open the door for us to get in. Madison being the diva she is, got in first.

"Spencer, Ashley… To be perfectly honest I thought you guys were going to have a knock down drag out fight, but you didn't. You both are being very cordial and mature and that's a good thing to see.

Lacy and I uncontrollably rolled our eyes and gave our women a disappointed look.

I couldn't help but feel that Kyla's words, though innocently optimistic, would be the guarantee that something would go horribly wrong.

Author Notes:

Naturally I have some questions for you guys:

So guys what do you think? Did you like it!

Do you think that Ashley's disrespect of Spencer's deceased wife was the only reason they were fighting?

Could Kyla be having some postpartum issues?

And last but not least what would you guys like to see in the next chapter?