"I was fat?" Jean was enraged, "How could I be fat?"

"Yes, because being fat is worse then death," Molly rolled her eyes.
Remy was in the middle of telling everyone about his adventures.
He put a hand to Mollys waist, eyeing up her curvacious yet chubby body in the most obvious way.
"Ignore her. I know I like a girl some meat on her bones," Remy whispered in Mollys ear. Mollys ears turned red as she scooted over a little on the couch. Remy wanted to spend as much time with her as possible now.
He had only been gone a few hours in their dimension, but to him it felt like days.
"Anyway," Molly said, "If Jean was overweight, what did that make me?"

"You were like this weird psudo-Jean. You looked like you, but you had Kittys body, and you acted more like Jean then yourself. Jean acted more like you. It was really strange," Remy said.
He was debating telling them of the universe where Kurt was orange and going to be the father of Kittys child. Remy wasn't quite sure if they would believe it or not.

"What about us?" Kurt asked of himself and Kitty.
"Not much difference. Kurt had five fingers and was, uh, going out with someone in this room," Remy said.

"You have to give us more details then that," Scott prodded.

This was killing Remy.
"Molly," Remy sighed, "Kurt was going out with Molly."

"That...I don't have words for that," Molly looked pale.

"You were surprisingly popular with the boys in a couple dimensions," Remy said.
Since he hadn't told them about the first universe, he had not spilled the beans about Molly and Peter.

"Really now? Who else was being a victim to my feminine charms?" Molly was now less embarrassed and intrigued. Remy liked this. "I wasn't sure how to tell you all,
but the first dimension I went to was really crazy. Molly and Peter were going out,"
Remy said. Everyone looked a little surprised. "Kurt and Kitty were married,"

A collective gasp went through the room.

"...And Kitty was pregnant,"

Another gasp.

"Then there was the face that the professor had hair."
Everyone laughed. Remy couldn't blame them. "He was also walking."
Everyone fell silent again.

"Woah," Kitty said, "You should have told us about that first.
We would have understood."

"I was afraid you wouldn't believe me," Remy said.

"You were gone for so long, we would have believed anything you said. We've been through too much crazy stuff _not_ to believe you," Molly carefully hugged him. Not for too long since everyone was in the room with them.

"Well that's really all I have to tell. I didn't stay in the other two universes long enough to really meet anyone on a one on one basis. Although we need to keep a close eye on Magneto.
I got a glimpse of what Bayville would be like if his plan succeeded and it wasn't pretty," Remy said. He figured Molly wouldn't want to know that in another universe she was being hunted down.

"Obviously," Scott said, "It's almost dinner time. I guess we're ordering pizza. Anyone want any specific toppings?"

Everyone shouted out something different, leaving the room in a small throng as they talked about everything Remy had said. Molly, Remy and Peter stayed behind.
"I can't believe _we_ were going out. That's pretty weird.-I mean, you're nice Peter," Molly stood up and came up next to him. He towered over her like a tree, "But I couldn't see _this_ working," She measured upwards, her reach not even coming up to his shoulder. "I agree," Peter said, "No offense, but I do like ze taller girls."

"None taken," Molly giggled. She went back to Remy and squeezed his hand.
"I'm really happy you made it back in one piece. Don't scare me like that again,"
Molly stared into his eyes. She left the room without another word.

Remy looked at Peter after making sure Molly was out of earshot. "Okay, you have to level with me. You have never liked Molly?
You won't ever have any romantic feelings for her? I'm not going to walk into the foyer some night and see you trying to sketch her by moonlight or something?"

"I would not like her in zat way," Peter smiled, "It iz possible that I have my own romantic feelings for some other nice young lady."

"Really?" Remy was surprised, "Who?"

"You have your secrets, so I shall have mine," Peter smiled as he left the room.

"Oh he is _not_ getting off that easy," Remy ran after him.