I sat in the passenger seat of Morty as Eli and I cruised down the road toward the park. I looked over at him when we suddenly stopped short.

"What are you doing?"

"Do you really want to go to the park?"

"Yeah! I'll simply die if I don't." I made a mock sad face. I then smiled at him, "Nah, where'd you like to go instead?"

"Right here." He put Morty into drive and then parked him in the middle of a parking lot of an abandoned food market. I looked down at my, his, shirt and then noticed a few embarrassing razor bumps on my left knee. Eli bought me crap razors.

"Right here?" I looked over at him. He put his elbow on the arm rest in between our seats, his chin in his hand, and he just stared at me aproximately 3 inches away from my face. I didn't dare look him in the eyes. He just exhaled, waiting for me to fall into his trap. I took a deep breath before turning my head ever so slightly. There he was: smirking.

"You know you want to kiss me." He tested. I rolled my eyes and kissed his cheek. Then when I went to move away he put his hand on my neck and pulled me into him. The kiss was painfully slow. He was teasing me. I hate him so much.

Every time I tried to go faster he gently squeezed my neck. I got frustrated and pulled away. I sighed through my nose, weird, I know, and then glared at him. He had an amused look on his face, "Something wrong?"

"You're an terdbucket."

"Why thank you." He smirked, then wiggled his eyebrows cheesily, "Any way I can redeem myself?"

"Maybe," I said down to my scarred up knee, "I have an idea."

"Anything," He said with his hand on his heart jokingly. But this was no joke. I was going to be verrrrry happy after this. No, you perverts, stop thinking those naughty thoughts!

"Get out." I said before opening the hearse's door and slamming it. He gave me a weird look before opening his own door and closing it gently. I strutted toward him and put my hand on his shoulder and stood on my tippy toes so I was almost eye level with him.

He leaned in but I leaned back, almost falling over. He gave me a confused look. I copied his usual expression and smirked, "Beg."

"Excuse me?" He backed away about a foot.

"Get down on your knees," I tried not to laugh, "and beg."

"I am a man," He tried to hide his smile, "and I will not beg my woman to kiss me."

"Your woman?" I raised my eyebrows, "As if."

He leaned in again but I pushed my palm against his lips. He sighed and looked down at me darkly. He backed away again and got down on his knees. He grimaced as he eyed me, "I beg you, kiss me!"

"A little bit nicer, thank you." I said with my hands on my hips, still smirking.

He rolled his eyes and smiled, "Will you please ki-"

I tackled him onto the pavement. Before we actually hit the concrete I put my arm behind his head so it wouldn't give him a concussion. I could feel him smile into the kiss as he wrapped his arms around my back. I raked my fingers into his hair and gently bit on his bottom lip. I heard him moan and then my eyes widened. I moved off of him and then stared at the ugly cracks in the pavement. I stood up, looking down at the befuddled, messy-haired Elijah. He stood too and we got in the car.

"So." He said quietly. He knew that somehow he had made me uncomfortable. I just bit on my lip, slowly tearing off the skin. It's a bad habit I have when I'm nervous or uncomfortable, as Eli made me. I suddenly tasted blood. Crap.

"Can you take me to a drug store? CVS maybe?" I didn't look at him.

"Why?" He looked over at me.

"My lip is bleeding!" I pointed tomy red swollen lip, "I need vaseline. Maybe some chapstick, too."

"Oh, okay." He put Morty into drive and took me to the nearest drug store. I walked inside, not bothering to wait for Eli. I ran down the isle and found the stuff I needed. I was temporarily docked in that isle as I was deciding if I should get blueberry flavored chapstick or grape.

I then walked to the back, not having been in this particular store before. I suddenly stopped as I was faced with an entire wall of condoms. Oh, God. I shut my eyes, and ran to the counter.

"Cash or credit?" The girl behind the cash register was smacking her gum around in her mouth. I then pulled out a $10. That's right. I jacked Eli's wallet.

"Cashhhh..." I slurred the word. I picked up some Juicy Fruit gum and threw it next to my lip-repairing tools.

I shut the car door, "Did you get what you needed?"

"Yep."

"Change, please." He held out his hand.

"What?" I looked up at him confused.

"You took my money," He wasn't serious, the corners of his lips curving, "Give it."

"I'm sorry, please insert a quarter to continue your conversation." I mimicked a payphone. I removed the plastic cap of the chapstick and smeared it on my lips. He just watched me, I could feel his eyes on me. I looked over and popped my lips.

"You bettter gimme my money," He said challengingly.

"Nope, sorry, I spent it all." I teased.

"Then you're in debt."

"How will I ever repay you?"

"I've got some ideas." He put his fingers under my chin and lifted my lips up to his. Is it just me or are we kissing way too much for a couple that got together less than 24 hours ago? Uh, no!

I dropped my plastic bag containing my items on the floor of the car and shifted in my seat, facing him now. He pulled on my arms as I pretty much crawled into his lap. He now sat forward in the car as I once again straddled him, his thighs in between my knees. I, again, messed up his hair by running my hands through it. He moaned again, but this time I didn't hear it so much as feel the vibration in his throat. This time I didn't pull away. I just pushed his jacket down a little so I could completely wrap my hands around his neck.

*Knock knock knock* I turned my head to the side. Guess who was standing there.

Alli and Jenna, mouths gaping.

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