Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.
Lelouch of the Condo 11
Chapter Five: Dear Diary
"She's not my girlfriend, Nunnally! Believe me!" Lulu said frantically. He grabbed CC and tried to push her out the room unsuccessfully.
"Oh no, nii-sama, you don't need to pretend, it's okay. I'll be back later!" Nunna said happily with a faint hint of a blush on her face. "I'll just visit Suzaku!" Nunna ignored Lulu's frantic attempts to get her back in the room and went away.
Lulu sighed. He glared at the smirking green-haired woman sitting lazily on his couch.
"What's wrong, Lulu?" CC asked innocently. She smiled. It irritated Lulu even more.
"Gah, just stay here, witch." Lulu told CC, following Nunna's path. "I need to undo the damage you've done," CC pouted childishly. "Damage?" she asked softly, but Lulu ignored her.
As if he could hear anything with the mumbling he was doing.
Lulu passed by the last door on the floor as he bumped into Kallen. She squealed loudly and Lulu greeted her awkwardly. "Good evening, Kallen." He said sheepishly. Kallen nodded in response and snuggled next to him. "Can I come with you, Lelouch?" she asked shyly, Lulu nodded slowly, earning an energized squeal from Kallen.
Suzaku saw Lulu and Kallen emerge from the elevators. He waved at them and asked Lulu, "Hey, why did Nunnally leave so early?" Lulu glared at an innocent plant as he remembered CC and grumbled as he walked out the door.
Kallen ran after her hero and tripped. She hit Lulu, who tripped as well, and crashed into a wide-eyed Shirley. The domino effect began to take its toll, and Lulu swore he saw a flash.
"Anya!" Lulu cried out. Anya pushed the buttons on her phone rapidly but wore a straight face. Lulu knew she took an embarrassing picture of him sprawled on the ground with two surprised girls.
Who knew who she would send it to and ruin Lulu's reputation?
"I hope your sister likes it, Lelouch." Anya said nonchalantly. She closed her phone and put it in her pocket. She walked away faster that Lulu could.
"You sent it to Nunnally?" Lulu asked with disbelief. Anya nodded in affirmation and put a coin into the vending machine. It failed to produce her wanted item, and Anya kicked it hard. The machine would still not work, and Anya punched it with such force.
Lulu's eye twitched as the machine's front door's glass cracked and ten cans of soda fell out onto a wet pile. Anya picked one up and drank from it. She looked at Lulu and ignored the fallen pile.
"Is there a problem, Lelouch? I was sure your sister would enjoy it, or so." Anya said. Lulu bit his lip and stared at the strangely strong girl.
The front door opened and it was Nunnally. She was on a wheelchair, being pushed by Milly who was talking to Nunna as she wrote in a small leather book labeled 'Diary'. Nunna picked up her ringing cellphone and blinked as she saw the picture on screen.
Nunna took one look at the scene in front of her. Kallen was admiring Suzaku, and both were blushing. Shirley was trying to calm a distressed Jeremiah who was fussing over the broken vending machine, and Anya was texting on her phone. Lulu was staring at Nunna.
"Oh, nii-sama!" Nunna called out, "I didn't know how much you changed! You're such a player, really!" Nunna's lip quivered for a second before she continued jotting down on her diary. Milly read her entry and nodded.
"I'm not, Nunnally! Please believe me!" Lulu cried, waving his arms wildly. He accidentally slapped a distressed Jeremiah and didn't notice it. Shirley rubbed Jeremiah sore cheek which was starting to swell.
Lulu glared at Milly as she watched Nunna write in her diary. "Why are you reading my sister's diary?" he asked her angrily. Milly laughed and leaned on the wheelchair.
"Well, I'm her beta tester. I check her diary before anyone else sees it. It's quite an honor, actually." Milly beamed and sighed dreamily. Lulu could only gape and wonder what she meant 'before anyone else sees it'.
"If you're wondering," Anya said suddenly, throwing her empty can into the trash bin. "Nunnally has a daily blog called Dear Diary, by Nunnally. She writes everything she thinks, feels and experiences there." She looked at Lulu with a smile.
"I sent her the picture for her latest Dear Diary entry," she said slyly.
Inside, Lulu swore a piece of his pride pie was devoured by the internet. Now there was a gaping hole in the luscious treat called pride. Lelouch Lamperouge's Pride.
"Did you already post it, Nunnally? I mean, I tripped! It's not what you think, at all!" Lulu said softly, but the nervousness in his voice was obvious. Nunna pouted and handed Milly her diary, and as Milly was inspecting it, Nunnally grabbed her crutches from the side of the wheelchair and stood up slowly. She half-walked, half-hobbled towards Lulu and stared at him. The siblings stood in silence.
Until Nunna's eyes filled up with tears and Lulu tried to calm her down, obviously panicked.
"I'm sorry, nii-sama! I shouldn't have posted it right after! Will you forgive me?"
"Of course, always Nunnally!"
"Thank you, oh, thank you!" Nunna gave Lulu a heartwarming hug and smiled before returning to her chair.
Lulu sighed. He ran his hand through his hair and looked at the people in the room. Nunna was talking animatedly with Milly, who was still holding her diary. Anya was texting again, and taking pictures of Suzaku and Kallen, who were staring at each other happily. Jeremiah managed to replace the broken glass, but the door frame shook and the glass broke again. Jeremiah whimpered. Shirley patted the man's back slowly and reassuringly.
Lulu smiled softly. He saw CC standing in the shadowed corner near the elevators. She also had a soft smile on her face. Lulu smiled at his sister and best friend and then blinked rapidly as Anya took his picture.
This was his home now. It contained all his friends, and his family. He wasn't leaving this place, it was the closest he ever had to a home after all.
Yay! Done! I'm sorry it took so long. I got writer's block. Anyway, I'm planning to put some KallenxSuzaku, if possible. Sorry if the humor was gone in the beginning, I couldn't think of what to put.
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