Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.

Lelouch of the Condo 11

Chapter Six: Welcoming Committee

"Just wear this, Lelouch. It's your uniform for the welcoming committee! Don't you want to be in uniform during your job?" Milly told Lulu, shoving a suit into his face. Lulu grabbed the suit with a huff and sighed. He had a new job.

CC had maxed out his Credit Card (again) and this time, he had no money to repay the bill. The only solution left (besides theft, extortion, debt and whatnot) was to get a job. Lulu was inquiring around when Milly dragged him to the Welcoming Committee of the place.

"Now, hurry up and get dressed, Lelouch! Be back in a few minutes, and your shift will start." Milly called out to him as he approached the changing rooms. Lulu tripped over the suit's necktie as it fell out of the bundle he was holding.

He got up quite awkwardly, and glared at Anya who took a picture of his fall. She ignored him, as usual.

Lulu knew that working with Milly would be quite different.

Lulu returned soon in a black and white (waiter-like) suit. Milly clapped instantly and pushed him to the door. She skipped towards the elevators.

"Now, remember all that I taught you and have fun! Be a good member of the welcoming committee and you'll get more privileges and higher pay," Milly said in a happy-go-lucky voice. She stepped into the elevator and waved at Lulu before the door closed.

Lulu sighed. He knew this was going to be a long day.

Lulu blinked and opened the door awkwardly as he saw someone approaching. As the door opened, Gino arrived and gave him a happy wave and smile. He then patted Lulu's back hard and laughed. A vein throbbed in Lulu's head.

"Hey, I didn't know you were a waiter that opened doors, Lelouch." Gino laughed out loud. Lulu closed the door on Gino. "I'm not a waiter, I am part of the Welcoming Committee of this place," he announced. Gino laughed once more.

"Oh, then welcome me, buddy. Come on!" Gino replied, laughing loudly, earning Lulu a strange look from an old man passing by. Lulu glared at the man and chased him away with his glare.

"Go away, Gino. You're scaring off potential business customers!" Lulu yelled at Gino. Gino laughed it off and patted him on the head. "You sound like Jeremiah, Lelouch. Be careful, he's a strange man." Gino replied with another laugh.

Lulu's eye twitched. Gino finally left after getting bored because Lulu started to ignore him.

Lulu opened the door again as he saw a woman approaching. "Good morning, madame. I am Lelouch Lamperouge, a member of the welcoming committee. Please feel free to enjoy your possible stay here." He said with a fake smile. The woman nodded.

She had short black hair and wore a green dress. She looked like a maid to Lulu, though it didn't seem that she was so.

"The manager and counter are to the left, madame." Lulu informed the woman. She nodded and walked off towards the said direction. Lulu was glad a customer finally came in. She was the second person, including Gino to come. So technically, he only served one person.

Lulu wondered how Milly got so many people to approach the building. It was a big thing to ponder.

"Sir Lelouch," said a voice. Lulu turned around and stood face to face with a creepy smiling Lloyd. Lloyd had bent down to Lulu's level and stood up again, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"I see you are working in the Welcoming Committee," Lloyd said. He gazed at the door for a moment before walking out. He spun around and gave Lulu a smile and wave before continuing to skip happily off.

Lulu stood still, not sure of what he should do next.

"Lelouch!" came a shrill scream. Lulu saw Shirley squealing and running towards him. He faltered for a moment and bounded out. He was too slow, and was glomped by an enthusiastic and happy Shirley.

Lulu got up carefully and slowly, a grinning Shirley clung to his coat. She hugged him happily and started filling his ears with nonsense that he couldn't even comprehend.

Lulu didn't understand fangirl talk.

"You're so handsome in that suit, Lelouch! I bet this is your day job, isn't it? Your night shift is as Zero, the great hero of alllllll!" She sang out quite closely to Lulu's ear and caused him to stumble and fall down.

"I don't believe this," Lulu groaned as an apologetic Shirley helped him up. "Listen, Shirley. I need to return back now, so be good and leave me to my job today, okay?" he said, patting Shirley awkwardly on the head.

Shirley chirped an "Okay!" and skipped away happily. Lulu collapsed to the ground.

The day ended with Milly congratulating Lulu for bringing in a permanent customer but lectured him on staying focused. Lulu face-palmed during the lecture.

"So, had fun, Lelouch?" CC asked him, munching on a pizza slice. Lulu glared at the pizza and sighed as he collapsed on the couch.

"I hope you're not staying here tonight, witch."

CC smirked and continued eating her pizza, not moving from her place on Lulu's bed.

Finished! Okay, I'm running out of ideas for the comedy, and that's why the beginnings are always so corny. Anyway, I hope you still enjoy it, because that's what I am after. For my readers to enjoy my work.

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