Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.
Lelouch of the Condo 11
Chapter Seven: Hotel Room
Lulu glared at the white envelope sitting on his desk. The two of them were having a glaring contest, it seemed.
But that was highly impossible. A white envelope could not glare.
"I don't see the problem. Why don't you just open it instead of glaring at it, Lelouch? That will get you nowhere. The bill is still there."
"Shut up, witch." CC smirked and ate her pizza nonchalantly.
The next day, a strange thing happened.
There was a loud explosion, followed by an earthquake, which sent everyone (unharmed) running to the collision point, trying to figure out what had happened. CC stayed behind.
Lulu ran out quickly, but tiredly soon after a four minutes (A/N: am I overdoing it?), with a lot more residents. He spotted Viletta, his old high school gym teacher, running ahead.
She saw him as well, and after a few seconds, she started yelling at him.
"I can't believe that you're still that weak, Lelouch! You're already in college, and yet you can't run five minutes straight without tiring yourself!" It was continued with some more babble about working out and exercising more. Of course, Lulu got away with a small smile and ignored her.
The first thing Lulu noticed, besides the big crowd of people, was Jeremiah, obviously stunned. He was being comforted by Milly, who was standing beside a smiling Lloyd, who seemed to be inspecting the damage. Shirley was beside him, a worried look on her face.
The second thing that Lulu noticed, was that a big part of the left wall had disappeared, and he could see through the broken structure (whatever was left of it) that a big machine was position outside. It looked like a machine used in condemning buildings, and he knew that that was probably what had destroyed the wall.
"Why is—" Lulu began, but he was interrupted by a wailing Shirley.
"Oh, Lelouch! It's horrible! Someone is after Mr. Gottwald, and they destroyed my condo! What will I do? Where will I stay now? It's completely trashed, and there's a giant hole in the wall." Shirley cried out.
She clasped her hands together and pouted. She wore big green puppy dog eyes. "Where can I stay?" She asked him, almost begging.
"Oh, correct. It seems that you must stay somewhere safe, Ms. Shirley. I didn't know that this place could be so..." Cecile Croomy said, trailing off. She had recently moved in, and she was also a subordinate of Lloyd, for they both worked in Brittania's Military Research and Development.
"Well, Lelouch, you seem to have a nice strategically placed place. I suppose I could stay for a while?" Shirley asked Lulu, puppy dog-eyed once again.
"But, Shirley..."
"Oh no you don't!" Kallen cried out angrily. She arrived quickly, flying in the air and tackling Shirley. She pinned the orange haired girl to the ground and talked to Lulu.
"Lelouch, you can't possibly let her stay in your place! I mean, I bet there isn't even anymore room! Look at her, so rude. She didn't even ask you in advance. You can't just let someone stay in your room just because they say so!" She yelled out angrily, pushing Shirley down.
"But I did ask in advance, Kallen!" Shirley argued.
"Yeah, like a minute in advance, that doesn't count!" The two continued struggling, and everyone stared.
Anya took their picture, but not before the trashed wall's first.
"So, who's willing to take Ms. Shirley?" Lloyd asked pleasantly, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. No one was willing to.
Lulu was stuck with Shirley.
"No!" Kallen yelled suddenly. She stomped towards Shirley and pushed her outstretched finger towards her face, not quite touching it.
"I cannot allow a young, unmarried man and woman to live under the same roof!" She said angrily.
"We all live under the same roof, Kallen." Lloyd said happily. Kallen sweat dropped and changed her statement.
"I mean, I cannot allow a young, unmarried man and woman to share the same room, and live under it!" She said angrily, blushing slightly from her previous mistake.
"But Lelouch and I already do, although we don't stay together all the time, we still kind of do," CC said sleepily. She yawned as she walked towards Shirley. "I don't really care as long as I get the same attention as I usually do. And all the same amounts of pizza." She added quickly.
Lulu blushed.
Shirley sat on the couch awkwardly, feeling pressured by CC's nonchalant stare.
"Is there something wrong?" she asked finally, giving in to CC's stare.
"Nothing. Nothing at all," CC replied, smirking slightly as she ate her pizza slice. Shirley wondered how much pizza she actually had.
The door slammed open. It was a very enraged Kallen.
"This is not a hotel, and to make sure you guys don't do any funny business, I'll be supervising!" She said out loud. CC raised a brow, but continued eating.
"I'll be staying here too, and you're going to have to accept it, unless Shirley moves out, got it?"
Lulu banged his head on the desk. It was going to be a long stay, he knew.
CC smirked, satisfied, as she continued munching on her pizza. Shirley and Kallen were arguing about something, and Lulu kept his head on the table.
"I hope you're not dead yet, Lelouch." CC said, staring at him. "You still need a lot of business to take care of, including the payment for all of these pizzas. Your card has been maxxed out again."
Lulu groaned.
Yay. Finished. Thanks for all those who reviewed, and I will consider some of your suggestions. In the meantime, Lulu's going to get more and more people staying, so there's going to be much more chaos, arguments, comedy and suffering (in a good (?) way). Thanks again for everything, I really appreciate your reviews, and I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter.
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