Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.

Lelouch of the Condo 11

Chapter Eight: The Old, Very Old, Wives' Tale

Lulu sighed while walking away. He wanted to get out of the big arguments between Kallen and Shirley in his condo. It was bad enough that he had nowhere else to sleep but the cold floor, but he still had to endure countless yells AND CC's pizza addiction, complete with her personality.

He arrived on the second floor, and passed by Anya unknowingly. He jumped as she took his picture and the phone flashed.

"Anya! Why'd you take my picture again?" he asked, quite surprised, while panting from shock. Anya looked at him blankly for a brief moment, and then returned her gaze to her phone. She ignored him as he huffed past.

Lulu stepped out of the building and got into his car, yes, because he could drive. Milly yelled at him from inside the building. "It's bad luck to be driving around during this Friday, Lelouch. You'll get into accidents!"

Lulu huffed. He didn't believe in old, very old, wives' tales. He wasn't one, anyway. So, he drove off.

When Lulu was driving quietly on the streets, he was surprised to see a cat crossing the street. He was particularly grumpy today, but he didn't want to kill anything.

Lulu swerved, the cat ran away, another car came along, a woman screeched at the near death experience of her beloved cat, and the other driver screamed with the woman. Lulu ended up panting heavily, pupils dilated, and physically safely driving away. It took a while to calm him down.

Lulu decided to take an out of town road trip. He drove quietly, and passed a branch of Pizza Hut, when he noticed someone.

The woman was carrying a large pile of pizzas with ease. She was already eating out of one box, and she had long green hair, and a bored face. That's when she spotted Lulu. As soon as Lulu stopped to ask her why she was there, CC jumped into the car, carrying her many pizzas with her.

"What are you doing in my car, witch?"

"Take me anywhere. I can't stand Kallen and Shirley's fighting," she munched on another slice.

Lulu growled but CC ignored him. He was forced to keep her with him on his little road trip.

After driving awhile in silence, CC spoke up.

"Fool," she said curtly. Lulu was enraged. Did she just insult him?

"Listen here, CC. I'm not—"

"Fool, Lulu. There's a fool out there,"

At that very moment, Lulu almost hit a running maniac. The maniac wore a straightjacket, and was running wildly in circles in the middle of the road while laughing maniacally. CC ended up eating out of a new box saying, "I told you so," while Lulu banged his forehead to the steering wheel.

He stopped for fifteen minutes on a broken stoplight, being the law-abiding (yes, he is) citizen that he was. It was only a sleeping policeman that woke up as he sensed Lulu's enraged dark aura that told the angered teen that it was safe to move.

Lulu's phone rang. He answered it and found out that it was his half-sister, Euphemia.

"Hello, Euphie? This is Lelouch speaking."

"Oh, Lelouch, it's absolutely wonderful!"

"…Why?"

"I've found true love! It's so wonderful~!" Lulu sweat dropped and CC smirked.

"…Okay, why did you call me?"

"Because Suzaku and I are going on a camping trip! We'll be seeing you soon, bye!"

Lulu was speechless. Before Euphie put the phone down, he heard Suzaku's voice in the background saying, "We're all packed and ready, dear." He sounded so…happy…and energetic…

"Do you believe in old wives' tales, Lelouch?" CC asked him suddenly with a malicious glint in her eyes.

"No." He answered grumpily.

At that exact moment, the hood of the car exploded. The pair was unharmed, though.

Lulu screamed as he saw the smoke arise. He quickly surveyed the damage, and after a while, he returned to his seat in the car.

"This is your entire fault, CC." He told her angrily. CC pouted childishly.

"How so, Lelouch?"

Lulu banged his head on the steering wheel again. He saw her smirking once more.

"I hate you," he said grumpily. CC pouted again.

"Awww…you hate me? I can't believe that, after all we've been through. You sure are grumpy today, Lelouch. Are you PMSing?"

Lulu glared daggers at CC, who was looking innocent.

"What if I am? Will you leave me alone?"

CC chewed on her pizza slice before answering. "No."

Lulu groaned.

"Well, at least you're not pregnant, Lelouch."

Lulu glared at her again.

When Lulu arrived back to his condo, he was surprised to find a little girl with long black hair talking animatedly with Shirley and Kallen.

As soon as the girl saw Lulu, she leaped up on him and hugged him tightly. She squealed in his ear loudly. "Oh, Zero, it's really you! I've read and known all about you, and when I found out that we're living in the same building, I couldn't resist the urge to visit! Oh, and since my condo was destroyed by the person after Mr. Gottwald, I'll be staying here with my beloved Zero to protect me!" She squealed some more.

Lulu stuttered as Kallen glared at the girl clinging to Lulu. She pulled her away viciously and kept her from attacking Lulu once more.

"Lelouch, this is Kaguya. She's a new girl, but her reserved condo was destroyed like mine. She will be staying with us here, and she's also a fan of you. Isn't that great?" Shirley told Lulu excitedly.

Kaguya beamed at Lulu with huge sparkling eyes. CC smirked at Lulu again, eating her last pizza.

"Shut up, CC."

"No."

Okay, finished. First of all, I hope everyone enjoyed this. This is for you. Second, I wish for you to click the glowing but not so shiny button labeled 'Review this Story/Chapter'. It will make me very happy.

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