Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.
Lelouch of the Condo 11
Chapter Fifteen: Creepy Stalkers
Rivalz stuffed his face with food.
"Rivalz," Shirley told him "You won't run out of food. The luncheon will be open for another two hours, and they refill."
"That doesn't matter!" Kallen cried out, grabbing a serving spoon and piling up food on her plate "You eat as much as you want. It's a buffet. And if I want A LOT food, then I'll eat A LOT of food."
Shirley sweat dropped.
"Oh, so you're all enjoying. That's good!" Euphie said happily, clapping her hands together. Suzaku smiled and thanked her. "Thank you, my lovely princess."
"Thank you too, my wonderful knight!"
"Oh, but my dear beautiful lo-"
"YAY! A BUFFET PLUS ALL MY BEST BUDDIES EQUALS A HAPPY GINO!" Gino yelled, interrupting the couple and hugging everyone.
Rivalz almost choked and Kallen desperately balanced the high stacks of food on her plate.
Anya put the fork in her mouth and removed it slowly, chewing nonchalantly.
Gino's flowery aura glowed.
Shirley was in awe as she looked around the fancy restaurant. It was the first time she had been invited to a place like this.
Lulu ate politely, and so did Nunna. CC was nearly finished with all the pizza, but despite her gluttony, she still managed to look professional. Suzaku continued on in a well-mannered fashion, but from time to time he and Euphie would exclaim something. Anya had finished eating, and was texting. Gino ate enthusiastically, flowery aura so bright that the artificial lighting wasn't needed. Rivalz reveled in his food and Kallen ate A LOT.
After only Kallen and Rivalz were left eating, the group moved to another table.
Rivalz was getting pressured by the stare of a certain blond man. The man was a waiter, and every now and then he would approach Rivalz, carrying something.
"Coffee, sir?", "Milk, maybe?", "More water, sir?", "Juice?", "Sugar?", the waiter would ask, and Rivalz tried his best to politely decline all.
And so, the blond waiter moved back, waiting on the blue-haired boy's table. He held his tray down in a waiter-like fashion and stared.
Rivalz started to sweat under the stare. The waiter smiled.
Rivalz was scared.
The second encounter, or rather, close encounter, happened when Rivalz was getting a refill. He was having trouble with the beverage dispensers. (A/N: Is that what you call them? Nevermind, because that's what I'm calling them.)
The waiter approached Rivalz so quickly he didn't even know when he started walking forward.
The waiter smiled charmingly. Rivalz grew more and more scared.
That was when it happened.
That was when he had enough.
Rivalz decided the creepy stalker waiter had to leave him. He quickly swigged down his orange juice and set the empty glass down on the table. Rivalz stared determinedly at the door.
He ran.
Rivalz ran as fast as he could. He felt proud and accomplished as he approached the door. Ah, yes. Finally! Freedom!
The other guests stared at him. Lulu raised a brow and Shirley sweat dropped. Gino was starting to cheer him on, saying "YOU CAN MAKE IT, MY BEST FRENCH BLUE-HAIRED BUDDY!" and Anya took pictures.
Rivalz was about to open the door when he realized something. Ah, yes. Someone was following him. Who was it? The creepy stalker blond waiter, of course!
Rivalz face palmed. He started sweating again. Why was the blonde following him? Why? WHY? WHAT DID HE DO WRONG? WHY DID HE DESERVE THIS? HOW? WHY? WHY DID GOD SEND HIM A STALKER?
As Rivalz was panicking and hyperventilating, the blonde approached. Everyone watched sullenly but curiously. There was a dark aura around Rivalz.
The blonde instantly smiled at Rivalz. His golden locks swished as he sat on one knee then handed Rivalz a coat.
"You ran off without your coat, sir."
Rivalz's face was full of fear, shock and something else. The blond waiter just smiled slowly. He got up and dusted his pants. He then walked away, but not without giving Rivalz another smile and said, "Please come again."
Rivalz started to stutter. Even though the waiter was grinning happily, there was a strangely dark aura around him. Almost as dark as Lulu's.
CC tapped Lulu's shoulder. He turned to face her and questioned, "What?" while raising a brow. CC just snickered and looked at the waiter.
"Looks like you have competition in this Dark Aura Fest, warlock." She told him slyly. Lulu pouted.
"You're not getting any more pizza, witch."
CC glared daggers at him. Lulu's eyes widened in a second until he realized that CC was joking. She laughed and patted his head.
"No, I won't kill you, Lelouch." She said. "Unless of course...you're serious."
That scarred Lulu.
Euphie squealed and hugged the blond waiter. Suzaku sniffed with jealousy. Why did they seem to know each other so well?
"Clovis! Why didn't you tell me you worked here?" Euphie asked, eyes shining. The blond waiter, Clovis, smiled and hugged Euphie again.
"Ah, I'm sorry, Euphie. I forgot to tell you!"
The two started chatting.
After Clovis left to wait on/stalk other guests, Suzaku looked at Euphie with huge puppy-dog and hurt eyes.
"I thought you loved me, my princess."
Euphie stared. She opened her eyes wide and hugged him.
"OF COURSE I DO, MY LOVELY KNIGHT. HE IS JUST MY COUSIN. DO NOT BE JEALOUS AND WASTE ALL YOUR EFFORT."
"YES, I KNEW YOU LOVED ME, DEAR PRINCESS. WORRY NOT, FOR I AM JEALOUS NO MORE!"
And the two just hugged and cooed and emitted little pink hearts.
CC shrugged. She started to walk away.
"Are we returning back to the condo, Lelouch?"
"Yeah,"
Witch and Warlock left Shirley consoling a scared Rivalz. Anya was texting and Gino was blabbering on, although it didn't seem like Anya was listening. Gino's flowery aura was dazzling.
Kallen stretched her arms.
She looked behind her shoulder then screamed in surprise.
Euphie looked at the running Kallen in question.
"Dear Knight," she asked Suzaku, hugging his arm "Why did Kallen run away?"
Suzaku shrugged. "I don't know myself, lovely princess."
Clovis smiled at his current guest/victim, wearing a squirrel mask, trying to impress the young child with the woman.
The child cried. He was scarred for life.
Clovis just continued smiling.
Ah, Writer's Block has been catching up to me lately. I was lucky I was even able to write the last chapter and this. Anyway, I wrote it. It came out fine, and there was even a bit of humor. Hooray for getting this done on time! (Although, I do admit, I procrastinated.)
I thank the new reviewers, and the old ones for reading and taking a little bit of their lifetime to read and review this story. Thank you, once again. I am aware that I'm wasting your life by making such a long Author's Note.
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