Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.
Lelouch of the Condo 11
Chapter Twenty: Greetings to All
"CORNELIA~!"
"CLOVIS~!"
"EUPHIE~!"
"CLOVIS~!"
"EUPHIE~!"
"BIG SISTER CORNELIA~!"
Lulu continued typing on his laptop, trying his hardest to ignore the shouts. He sulked on without anyone noticing him. Even CC had left. She was probably out somewhere, emptying Lulu's credit card of its digital contents...
"LELOUCH!"
"SIR LAMPEROUGE!"
Lulu sighed. He gave the Asplund-Ashford couple a faltering smile before continuing on to his silent brooding.
"Lelouch~! Why'd you quit the Welcoming Committe?" asked Milly. Lulu frowned.
"It's not my type of job,"
Milly crossed her arms over her chest. "Well, that can't exactly be avoided, can't it?"
Lloyd pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He stared at Lulu for a few seconds, the latter clearly confused as to why the former was staring at him so confidently.
"Have a nice day, Sir Lamperouge," Lloyd finally said, waving at Lulu before turning around and walking away with Milly. Lulu stood there, staring at him, mouth agape.
That clearly took his mind off sulking for the moment.
The next day, Nunna had come to visit. She was enthusiastically greeted by Euphie, Clovis and strangely... Cornelia.
"NUNNA~!"
"BIG SIS EUPHIE~!"
"NUNNALLY~!"
"BIG BROTHER CLOVIS~!"
"NUNNALLY~!"
"BIG SISTER CORNELIA~!"
And after more enthusiastic yells of each other's names, the three relatives hugged each other tightly.
"GROUP HUG~" they had even yelled.
"I know how I can finally propose to my beloved Milly!"
Lulu and Suzaku gaped at Rivalz. Gino was off with Anya. Lulu didn't know that they were joyously feasting on pizza, courtesy of CC's
'generosity' and Lulu's credit card.
"You do know that she's engaged, right?"
Rivalz blinked and huffed. He stared up at the ceiling and clenched his hand into a fist.
"LOVE HOLDS NO BOUNDARIES!"
Lulu stared. Suzaku smiled dreamily. Rivalz continued puffing out his chest, hand clenched and...were those small tears gathering at the corners of his eyes?
Suzaku's eyes watered too. He clasped his hands together and imagined himself running off into the sunset in a field of flowers (flowery aura and bubbles included) together with Euphie.
"Of course. Even if my lovely princess Euphie was engaged, our love would still conquer all! I would save her oh-so heroically from the evil tyrant king she'd be forced to marry! I would bring my noble Knightmare Frame to her rescue and defeat the fearsome guards under the command of Geass!"
Lulu blinked at his best friend. He didn't understand what the hell he was talking about. His world was of AU, after all.
And while Suzaku and Rivalz stared into space, busy daydreaming about their lovelies with flowery and bubbly auras that could equal Gino's, Lulu walked away. He had a bad feeling that his credit card was being tormented.
"NII-SAMA~!"
Nunna bounded towards Lulu and hugged him happily. Lulu smiled at her.
"I thought you were busy with Euphie..."
Lulu gulped. He looked away and then began to sulk again. Nunna shook her head. She forced the biggest smile ever on her face.
"No, not now. I wanted to spend time with my best brother ever!"
Lulu looked up. Traces of his previous sulkiness were disappearing.
"Really?"
"Yeah, of course, nii-sama!"
The moment following that was the longest Lulu had ever hugged someone.
Ever since Guilford and Cornelia arrived, Clovis, Euphie and Nunna had been visiting the condominium building more often. Guilford stayed quiet, albeit he had developed a kind of dislike (loathing, hatred, whichever you prefer), towards Lulu and tended to glare at him. The two had glaring matches every time they were forced to stay and wait for Euphie, Clovis, Nunna and Cornelia to finish their greetings and hugs.
Clovis had also gotten scarier. The only people he didn't seem to bother were Euphie, Cornelia and Nunna. Even Rivalz had taken to go into hiding whenever the man had arrived.
He could never forget the moment when Clovis had been a creepy stalker waiter. Kallen had also avoided him. She still hadn't dropped her phobia of squirrel masks.
When Clovis and Kallen had met in the lobby, it was hectic.
"Good morning, miss!"
Kallen replied with less enthusiasm until she had turned around.
"Good morning to you too, si-MEIN GOTT!"
Clovis grinned at Kallen, unmoving from his spot. Kallen had spun around and stepped away, hand on her chest.
"I didn't know you spoke German, miss,"
Kallen glared at Clovis. The blonde just continued grinning.
"I learned it from Anya." Kallen replied curtly, turning around and trying to walk away. Clovis appeared in front of her and she gasped in surprise.
"Guten morgen, Frau Kouzuki," Clovis repeated. Kallen narrowed her eyes at him and glared. He was unfazed.
"I don't like being called that."
"Why?" his voice was so curious. His expression was so cute and innocent, if possible. But Kallen knew the beast within.
"Makes me feel old," and she spun on her heel and walked in another direction.
"Wait!"
"What?" Kallen asked, snarling and turning around. She screamed and then ran away as fast as she could, so that even Clovis couldn't outrun her.
Clovis watched her run with a disappointed look.
"You don't like squirrel masks?"
"That was a delicious pizza buffet, wasn't it, Anya?"
"Yes, it was, Gino."
Gino smiled, flowery aura and all while he walked back to the condos with Anya. The girl was texting.
Gino wrinkled his nose. He poked Anya's shoulder.
"What is it?"
Gino pointed to a very fast figure in the distance.
"That person there running is fast. I bet he or she could win in the international track and field competitions!"
Anya raised a brow and watched the figure run with demon speed while dodging people, jumping over hedges and mailboxes like a video game. She continued texting. Gino continued smiling. The figure continued screaming bloody murder, though it sounded like, "CREEPY STALKER SQUIRRELS ARE BACK!"
I can't say much. I hope you enjoyed! Yes, I do enjoy tormenting Kallen...
Sorry it was so short. I don't have much time to do this. I should be asleep right now...oh well, I blame the dentist appointment. (I hate dentist appointments)
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IMPORTANT NOTE: Hello. I might not be able to make the usual Monday-Wednesday update. School is starting for me, so I might only update on weekends. Anyway, I'll try my best to make it in time. :)