ATTENTION READERS! This little fic is a companion fic to my OC series which means that unless you've read Silver Dreams and/or Sun and Moon your not going to understand some of the statements in this story that are a reference to my OC's. Knowing this, even if you choose to read the story anyway I am not at fault for your confusion.
You have been warned...
Disclaimer:
Don't own Death Note, never have never will:( The only things I own are my OC's Silver and Sunny and the prank ideas.
And now...on with the story!
Revenge
Silver-13
Mello-13
Matt-12
Near-11
Sunny-12
Near sat on his floor with a computer in front of him and a evil grin on his face. It was time to perform his revenge. Everyone in Wammy, including Roger had seen the video and picture. That would forever be associated with Matt.
So Near sat in front of his computer taking a picture of a really decrepit and wrinkled old mans body in a speedo and was Photoshopping a picture of Rogers head onto the original head. He was using Matt's pink and red setting and had created a flyer quite similar to the one Matt had done of him and Mello.
About an hour and a half later Near was looking over the final product with a grin.
It was a picture of "Roger" posing as a model for "gross old geezer speedo fashion styles". The title was in the same red and black font and it Near was impressed by how similar it looked to Matt's flyer.
"Number One model for gross old geezer speedo fashion. No one fits the part quite like our very own Roger! Buy your speedo today! Just call 1-800-gagme!"
Below sat the picture with a word bubble that was tied to "Roger" and declared.
"I'm sexy and I know it!"
Near printed off enough flyers to cover off everyone in Wammy, including a certain great detective.
Time for the fun to start.
Near got up at 4 the next morning and taped a flyer to every door in every dorm. In every hall a remote speaker had been set up to play a bugle at 6 to wake everyone up bright and early.
He then slipped one under L's door and returned to his room with a envelope holding his last flyer aside from the one taped to his door.
Just as the bugle sounded Near slipped out of his room and hurried down to Roger's room and knocked on the door.
Roger opened his door with a yawn and blinked in surprise at the sight of Near standing at his door.
"Can I help you Near?"
He asked.
"Yes. Matt wanted me to give this to you. He said it was his way of thanking you. He said it was about something to do with your punishment for hacking into your tv."
Near said with his usual blank expression and tone of voice.
Roger took the envelope and opened it, pulling out a folded flyer. He opened it and stared in a mix of shock, horror and fury. He shot his head up and bellowed at the top of his lungs.
"Mat! Get down here right now!"
Near slipped away and hurried up to his room, making it appear that he to was just leaving his room in time to see the flyer. He watched out of the corner of his eye to see Matt and Mello's expression as they read the flyer.
Just as they finished reading it and Matt was currently in convulsions he was laughing so hard when Roger came storming up the stairs looking absolutely livid.
"You young man are in deep trouble. How dare you send Near to deliver this flyer to me! You are going to be on kitchen duty for the next three weeks for this stunt."
Roger yelled.
He dragged Matt down the hall to the kitchen by one arm ignoring Matt's cries that he didn't make it or even see it until this morning.
Mello spun and stared at Near in shock and fury. He made a slit across the throat gesture before wheeling around and stomping into his room.
L came and knocked on Near's door later than morning.
"That was a good prank and revenge. Even I was impressed. Good job. But be prepared for retribution from Mello."
He said with a soft chuckle before leaving.
That night Near ran into Matt who looked tired and sweaty after tonight's dinner duty. He paused and studied Near for a moment before grinning.
"That was pretty awesome. I wanted to personally congratulate you on what happened and beg you to join Mello and me in the following of our new philosophy."
"Oh?"
"What happens in Wammy's stays in Wammy's."
So what did you think? Reviews are welcome! Flames shall be laughed at, posted for others to laugh at, then ignored as I continue the story.
