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A/N: Okay, as you can see from the poll on my profile it was either this one or the other one, and as this one came out the winner it's now here for all to see :P I'll probably do a lot more polls like that in the future, which means that you guys will have the run of what I write ^_^ Oh, and Ciel's undergone a drastic change (he's now 18, perfectly legal for that old demon to screw :P) I think Pluto is dead (in both anime and manga at the moment) although I don't know if that is true (if it is, then he never died okay ^_^) Also don't forget to vote in the next pole on my profile :P

Title: Pluto! Down!

Category: Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

Characters: Ciel Phantomhive and Pluto

Summary: Ciel wakes up to fins Pluto humping his leg, but is this the first time it's happened since the devil dog came to the house?

Words: 326

Ciel woke to something jostling him awake, his face scrunched in annoyance before his cobalt blue eyes opened to blink warily around the room. The jostling continued as he found no one with him, his eyes narrowed before he looked at the large bulge where his legs should be.

An eyebrow raised he lifted the cover's and his eyes widened as he saw the white head of their devil dog, Pluto. It took a few more minutes before he realised that this was the reason he'd been awoken at an ungodly hour.

"Off! Pluto Down Now!" he ordered and the dog-man whined as he jumped from the bed and sat in the corner near the open doorway, Ciel was sure that the door had been closed when he'd gone to sleep but was too busy grimacing from the white substance covering his legs to worry about that at the moment.

"Bad Boy! Get out of my site now!" Ciel knew he wasn't the best person in the morning but being covered by – no he would not think of that. He shivered as he stood gracefully from the bed and began stripping himself of his clothes, changing for the day ahead. He saw no reason to call Sebastian, the pervert of a demon would probably insist on him staying stripped for the rest of the day, and Ciel had no intention of lounging in bed. Even if the demon was a sex god.

Shaking his head he finished tying his hair at the nape of his neck and smoothed his waistcoat, with a nod he left his chambers and the dirty bed clothes and headed towards the kitchen, past the servants quarters.

"Pluto, you filthy mutt, get off of my leg!"

Ciel smirked at the sound of Sebastian's voice, even after that morning's unexpected awakening he found himself in a much better mood as he nodded towards Tanaka, who was having his usual green tea for breakfast.