I want to see a fan fiction that uses these Arc words:
"In the end, we must conclude that Howard Phillips Lovecraft was wrong. It is not that men must fear the things that lie in the dark and hidden places; no monster is far more terrible than we may imagine nor understand. NO, it is they who must fear us, for we are far more terrible than anything they may accomplish. They know that, thus is why they hide in the dark places. In the eons as the stars move in their tracks, even elder-gods shall come to fear us."
Maybe Buffy, or something, perhaps a Buffy/GITS crossover could use it. Whatever it is I expect allot of the powers that be complaining, then getting shot to hell. Especially that bitch fate. A few hints of the 'Humans are Cthulhu' trope. Not all humans should go all out genocide to all things supernatural; in fact many American entrepreneurs and Japanese researchers will be making magiteck. I'd expect maybe the Japanese would figure out how to mass produce enchantments, while many small American business-men will get it big by figuring out exploits. Magic-containment fusion and perfect heat pumps should pop up in a few hundred places in about 6 months.
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Challenge: Find a religion bashing series, make it not religion bashing. Support a religion of your choice, but make it one that gets bashed often. Maybe Judaism for all of the shit they've taken of the last few millennia.
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This started when two ideas I've had combined:
Ranma is Kyubi no Kitsune. (Ranma ½ / Naruto)
Ranma is way to strong of a Ki adept to ever get turned into a vampire. (Ranma ½ / Hellsing)
The fic is split into three parts:
-1- Ranma fights a vampire, kills it outright. But its blood gets into one of his wound. He starts to turn, but resists. Instead he gets turned into a kitsune. He gets disowned, but realizes he is now free and terrorizes the NWC for his own amusement.
-2- What the hell, lets insert a HP crossover here. Ranma ½ happens in the 80's so that's not too hard. So Ranma decides it wants to learn more magic and starts heading west. Eventually hits England in 1991 and decides to attend Hogwarts. Everybody's plans go to hell.
-3- He then gets banished by someone big he's pissed off by messing with their plans, probably gets into a fight with fate or something like that. He ends up in Pre-history Naruto-verse. A little after he gets his sixth tail he decides to teach humans to do some supernatural stuff, and ends up getting called the Sage of the Six Paths. A few millennia later Madra decides to mind control Ranma, he only gets partial control until Ranma gets sealed. When the council starts talking about killing baby Naruto, she inverts the seal.
Scene from part-1:
Ranma wasn't fighting as a martial artist. He was fighting in a way he hasn't since Sa Fon: as a warrior. The beast he was fighting, a vampire, had killed a dozen people before him. He only held back to prevent collateral damage. The vampire regenerated, but not as well as Ranmas first kill. It was already tiring, healing more slowly. The demon only had brute force and speed, no skill, even so it got a few hits in. As Ranma ripped its heart out, finally slaying the demon, some of its blood spilled into an open wound.
As Ranma stepped back, he felt a twisting feeling. His Ki was changing. Ranma frowned and began to fight the invasion. As his fight switch from the physical to the spiritual, Ranma fell into a trance. He first pushed, but that only made the change quicken. He twisted and turned his Ki, eventually He pulled it way, the change was slowed, but it still had not stopped. He concentrated, turning, inverting, grasping. He grasped at the other energy, it responded. He pulled it away from his Ki, WILLED it to stop changing. It did stop. He had victory. Then the adrenalin stopped, he passed out.
As his willpower lapsed into unconsciousness, so did the equilibrium. Living Ki and demonic Youki mixed inside of Ranma. However humans may not have demonic youki mixed into to their system, even sorcerers held it in constructed reserves where it does not mix. He became unique. The universe hates unique. The various supernatural beings are defined in nature by templates, though new templates may be created, as Buddha had, such acts require all power, will and intent. Ranma did not intend to become a half-demonic-vampire, so he did not become one. His form came from a combination of factors, his ancestry, some twelve generations ago, as well as his inner nature lead him to it, but the transformation magic and his wish to be cured of his curse solidified it. Ranma came to be a Kitsune. For true shape shifters Jusenkyo was simply a training ground where they could learn new forms.
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HP / Brutal Legend
The Guardian of Metal contacts Eddie, and has him come down for a talk. The guardian explains that Eddies lost elder sister survived, got picked up by the Evens family and eventually became Lily potter. He then talks about how she's been killed and "That bitch fate" decided to make a grab for her son. As the grandson of Sequoia Harry belongs to the Metal Gods and they've decided to have Eddie pick the kid up so that he doesn't have to go through the shit fate set up. A portal opens in the Motor Forge tunnels and brings the Druid plow out in Greengots. Eddie picks up Harry with a small confrontation and brings him back to the Lands of Metal.
Eddie Riggs and Ophelia raise Harry potter. Instruments: Harry Potter, Lead Guitar; The Twins, dueling banjoes (cuts people up like machine guns and disrupts attacks, Air elemental); Hermione, violin; Ron W., Drums; Luna Lovegood, Keyboard (does awesome, but strange stuff); Ginny W., backup guitar; Colin Creevy, Roady.