A/N Right, Need a disclaimer, Right.
Disclaimer-I do not own Star Trek.
Delon only wanted to get away. He didn't think that was too much to ask. The first chance he had, he went to the shuttle bay, doing his best to avoid detection. He tried to leave by hijacking a shuttle. He got just past the ship when that blasted computer contacted him, apparently he hadn't been as stealthy as he had thought. It told him to stop, he refused. It said the 'caption' had ordered him to return. He said some select words in romulan, then turned communications off. This was a mistake. You see, Jane had told J to retrieve Delon, she didn't say how. The next thing Delon knew, the self-destruct had been turned on. As the shuttle exploded, J beamed Delon to the med bay with severe burns.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to get hurt, but maybe it was for the best." Jane said as Delon was waking up.
"What did you do?" he asked.
"I simply told J to retrieve you." Jane stated.
" Then why did I nearly die!?" Delon yelled.
"I...well...you see... I kinda forgot to specify that I wanted you back alive." Jane admitted.
"You are insane!" Delon stated. Jane frowned.
"Am I?" she asked.
"Yes!" he exclaimed.
"Hmm, oh well. I never noticed. Why did you try to leave?" Jane asked.
"You're insane!" he repeated.
"So? Don't try that again and we won't have any problems. Be a good Romulan." She said.
"Why me?" he asked.
"You were the closest prisoner." She shrugged.
"You wanted a prisoner for your crew?" he asked
"Well, not just one, but you were the most convenient." Jane explained.
"They said they were handing me over to the federation so they wouldn't have to worry about me." Delon said.
"Well, that didn't quite work out, did it?" Jane asked.
"Obviously not." Delon snapped.
"Oh, come on, I'm not that bad." She said.
"Insane" he mumbled.
"Ok, I get it. Now please quit." Jane sighed.
"I nearly died!" Delon exclaimed.
"But you didn't." Jane reasoned.
"I could've...and where am I exactally?" Delon asked.
" The med bay." Jane stated as though it were obvious.
" Right." Delon said with more than a little disbelief. His skepticism made perfect since though, considering the med bay's current condition. Only about half the lights were working. Some of the bio-beds were missing or torn, and those wires were probably not supposed to be hanging from the ceiling like that.
"Hey, it works. Also, you should be better in about two days. I've gotta work on J's retrieval procedure." With that she walked out of the room, the door barely shuddering closed after a few seconds.