Screen lights up showing uncutetomboy's bro in a black trench coat and dark glasses
Steve: sorry about the wait for part 2 of the prolouge, my sis hit me so hard that I hit the fourth wall and landed in one of my favorite series: the 1632 books. Check them out! (by the way I'm dressed like one of my favorite charaters Harry Leferts).
Lor: Just start the story already! ... and, really, did we need the Harry Leferts comment?
Steve: I will start it. (mumbles) Troublesome sisters (crash)(a car hits the author in the head) Ow...
Pen-Pen: Wark wark work, waark. (Translation: You deserved that, you know.)
Steve: Shut up you damn penguin! Anyways polls start this chapter! So sit back and keep reading. As the story progresses you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll eat some yams and fart till you pass out! (and a imagenary cookie to anyone who guess where I got that from)
Lor: (makes a grossed out face) That's just disgusting! (sighs and rolls eyes) At least you have a lawyer to sue flamers... even if she's not exactly liscensed.
(Everyone turns to see unit-01 in a busness suit)
Pen-Pen: Wark wak warrrk wark wark waaaaark! (As if shinji's mom wasn't scary enough!)
Steve: Pen-Pen take it away!
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Lor: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". My brother just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies... which he still has to get the King of to agree to relinquish his lost socks from the Plot and Dust Bunny Kingdom under his bed.
First of all thanks to the following reviewers:
Susuki-chan
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NL Kaos
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Why me? Shinigami
'Who?' Thoughts
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Prolouge Part 2:
Harry just blinked a few times before asking for clarification, "Sooo... If I'm hearing this right your sending me there to be trained as a ninja, right?"
"Got it in one, kiddo."
"There's got to be a catch somewhere; after all I'm Fate's Whipping Boy," Harry pointed out logically. (B/N: Don't we all know it...)
"Nah, that's Shinji Ikari's job," Shinigami rebutted. He clarified, "Being Fates Whipping Boy that is."
"Who?" Harry was confused and it showed clearly on his face.
"Nevermind Harry, but yes there is a catch," Tsukiyomi began, "we're sending you to Konohagakure, where hopefully you'll befriend and help out a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. In order to get the most out of the time given we'll deage you to about five years of age, and seal away your memories so you can get the most out of a second childhood." She mumbled low enough that he couldn't hear, "Hopefully."
"Anything I should know about this guy?"
"As I said his name is Naruto and and he had the Kyuubi no kitsune sealed in him by his father, the 4th Hokage with help from Shinigami. He also died about a month ago from a katana though the heart dooming his world."
"Grrrrr, you should know that I don't like to be manipulated you fu-" Harry began before being interupted by Amaterasu. (B/N: Who knew he had such a potty mouth? Lol.)
"Before you say anything, you should know that he was treated like you were by the Dursleys. Except in his case it was most of the whole village that did so because of the Kyuubi being sealed in him," she explained.
Harry sighed, rubbing his temples, "At least humans there are just as stupid as those here, hating that which they don't understand. But how would I help him without my memories?"
"So you'll do it?" Tsukiyomi bounced on the balls of her feet in a vain effort to control her over-abundant energy
"Just blame my saving people thing, besides how could my life get anymore fucked up?" (AN: If only you knew Harry)
"Don't worry, we're only sealing the memories not the knowledge that comes with them. You'll be able to 'learn' the stuff you know now as you need," Tsukiyomi assured.
Scratching his chin in thought, Harry replied, "Fine, but give me a week to prepare-"
"No need," Shinigami interupted, "we're sending you with what you need, gaki."
"Um, how are you doing this exactly?"
"With THIS!" Tsukiyomi shouted joyfully while pulling out a large trunk from inside her robe.
"How'd you...?" Harry gaped.
"Don't ask Harry, just don't ask," Shinigami stated while holding his face in his hands.
"But I just want to know where she-"
"Just drop it kid," Amaterasu suggested. "That trunk is gift from all of us. It's similar to Mad-Eye Moody's trunk, in that the inside is much larger then the outside."
"Yup! It contains an apartment, a library which we stocked with some goodies, a potions lab with unlimited ingredients so you can blow a ton of stuff up... oh, and a forge and a workshop for what ever," Tsukiyomi chirped.
"And you did this why exactly?" Harry asked as the Three gods just looked at each other.
"Because we can," they chorused eeriely. "Rrrrright," Harry replied in disbelief, "Well let's get this show on the ro-" Harry was once again interupted, this time by his fine feathered friend, Hedwig.
"Hoo HOOOT ho hoot!"
Harry just chuckles, "Guess I'm not going anywhere with out you, eh girl?" Harry started stroking her while she gives everyone there a regal stare.
Tsukiyomi gave Hedwig a calculating look, although a smile tugged her lips. "Are you sure Hedwig?" She began, "It could be extremly dangerous and you could be killed..."
Hedwig just glared at her before replying. "Hoot," was all she said.
Now it was the Shinigami's turn to chuckle, "Well, well, Hedwig; I am impressed with your loyalty to Harry. I guess that we'll just have to reward you by giving you a better chance of survival by giving you some gifts. Heh heh."
The two goddesses just looked at him before replying, confused, "Huh?"
"Come on you two," the Shinigami began while waging his finger good naturedly "We may not give HARRY any gifts persay, but we can give Hedwig some."
Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu just went wide-eyed before getting identical mischivous smirks on their faces, "Alright!" They shouted together.
"I'll go first!" Tsukiyomi insisted as she bounced up to Hedwig (who looked a little frightened) and puts her hand on her head, chanting. "I, Tsukiyomi, Goddess of the Moon, Guardian of the Night, grant thee, Hedwig, power over Ice, Snow and Darkness."
Tsukiyomi stepped back from the snowy owl as Amaterasu copied what she just did and chanted, " I, Amaterasu, Goddess of the Sun, Gaurdian of the Day, grant thee, Hedwig the following Pheonix abilities: teleportation using Snow, to be reborn in a swirl of Snow if you die before your natural lifespan is up, and the ability to carry a great amount of weight." She stepped back as the Shinigami took her place.
"I, Shinigami, God of Death, Guardian of the Dead, grant thee, Hedwig a century of life unless Bonded, as well as the knowledge that you are the first of a new magical race." As he stepped away he beckoned Harry to take his place; Harry did so with a gulp.
"I, Harry James Evans Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, reward thy loyalty by giving you a link to my Magic, my Powers, my Mind and Soul." As he finished, a bright light filled the room and as it died down those present saw what changes Hedwig had gone though.
She seems to softly glow with a ice-white aura, and was much larger, about the size of a small eagle. She flapped off of her perch and landed on Harry's shoulder, beginning to nuzzle his hair. "That was incredible, Harry-wizard."
Harry began to chuckle, "Yeah, that was pretty amazing Hedwi-" Harry stopped as his and Hedwig's eyes seemed to pop out of their heads as they stared first at each other then at the three laughing Deities.
As soon as they stop laughing, Tsukiyomi looked at them and shrugged, "So we forgot the whole "understanding each other" thing." Harry just blinks, looked at Hedwig and stated, "Didn't we already understand each other?"
Amaterasu raised an eyebrow at them, "Well, yesl but only to certain extent. Besides, this makes things more interesting." She ignored Harry's icredulous look and continued, "Anyway, Shinigami No Baka gave me a great idea with his comment about how we can't give you gifts; persay. So me and the Baka will each give you another Familiar."
Harry gave her an odd look before he questioned, "What about Tsukiyomi?"
"What about her, Harry?" She asked, acting confused. "Well, won't she be giving me one?"
"She already did, Harry." "Huh, what do you mean?"
"What, did you think that it was chance that Hagrid chose Hedwig for his gift? I kinda... pushed his mind toward that decision," Tsukiyomi admitted sheepishly. (B.N: Sounds like something I'd do... hmm... A.N: Shut up, so they can read the story, sis!)
"Anyway," Amaterasu continued, acting as though she hadn't been interupted. "Here's the Familiar from me; you just need to name her."
A blinding light filled the room with a familar song reverbrating through the air; when it disappered there is a familiar looking Pheonix flapping in the air. "FAWKES!" Harry yelped, surprised.
"Actually no; this is his sister," Amaterasu stated. "What's her name going to be, Harry?"
Harry just stared into her eyes, seeing the intelligence there.
'Wow, her eyes are the same as Fawkes'. Full of intelligence, wisdom, wit...' "I got it! How does Rowena or Row sound girl?" The pheonix tilted her head before trilling in agreement.
"Excellent! Now it's my turn. By the way, Gaki, this creature should be familiar to you."
"What do you mean famil-" Harry began; before Harry could finish, the room filled with the same bright light as before and, when he finally opened his eyes, he saw a very familiar snake staring him in the face. Tsukiyomi is about to ask him if he's alright when, "Aaaggh!" Harry screamed then faints. (AN: wouldn't you? B.N: Nope, can't say I would...)
The Shinigami was on the ground, laughing so hard that he was crying. " Oh! HA HA HA! Kami-sama! HA HA HA! Please make it stop! HA HA HA!" Suddenly he stopped as he sensed a massive amount of killing intent from our favorite Godesses. "N-n-now, you two, you know I didn't mean any thing by it; right? Right?!"
His only answer was them cracking their knuckles ominously with their faces in shadow, "SHINIGAMI NO BAKA!!!"
"Mother..." was all he got out before they both kicked him in the crotch...
"Oooohhhh, my head," Harry groaned as he slowly woke up. "Did someone get the name of that beater who hit me...Wait a second I fainted when I saw the Basilisk..." He then looked to his left to see an amused Hedwig and a nervous looking Basilisk (well, as nervous as a snake could look).
" Harry-wizard, before you say anything hear Sal out," Hedwig said gently.
"Ummm, Sal? And where is Shinigami?" Harry questioned.
Tsukiyomi answered him "Well, to answer your question Salazar was a bit vain so he named her-"
"HER!"
"Yes, her. Anyways, he named her after him and also that puddle of goo over there is or was the Shingami."
Harry looked to where she was pointing to see a puddle of... well let's just say it was indiscribable and leave it at that. Harry just nodded his head, "Nice. Anyways, I'll listen to what she has to say and then make my decision ok?"
Everyone just nodded their head in agreement and looks towards Sal to begin her story,
" Okay, everyone knows how baskilisk are created right?" Everyone nodded their head and she continued, "Well, when I was first hatched Salazar" She hissed in anger and hate, " Put a geas on me so I would obey whatever he or his descendents ordered me to do. Unfortunately, he manged this when I was at my most vulnerable. No matter what I tried to do I couldn't break free and I am truly sorry for what I have done. So when the Shinigami appered before me and told I could make it up by becoming one of your familiers I jumped at the chance because when I saw you in the chamber... I saw someone that I would be proud to call Master. So please accept this unworthy snake and give her a chance to redeam her self."
Harry just sighed and shook his head, "Look, Sal... Damn it look at me," he yelled, noticing that she was bending her head in shame. She snapped her head up and noticed that his face is completly serious (Sirius: Hey! I'm in this already in this? Steve: SIRIUS! GET OUT OF HERE!) and that his eyes were filled with sorrow and regret, along with a bit of hate.
She hung her head, 'Just as I thought... He hates me and is going to reject my offer.' She heard him sigh and start to move towards her. She then sensed him crouching by her head, 'Now he's going to probably kill me or something and I deserve anything I get after I nearly killed him...'
A tear made its way from her eye and she heard him mutter, "Merlin, I hate it when girls cry." She felt his arms stretching toward her and braced herself, thinking, 'This is it...'
A moment later, she felt something she didn't expect: Harry's arms wrapped around her in a tight hug, causing her to blush as he murmured quietly, "You shouldn't be sorry."
"Wha..Why? Shouldn't you hate me... I mean I nearly killed you?!"
"Yes, yes you did. But you weren't in control of your actions. Besides you could of killed me in that tunnel but you didn't, and I'M the one who killed you so I'm the one who's sorry." Harry finished, wiping her tears away with his thumb. Nether noticed the crying Goddesses, Pheonix and owl.
Amaterasu had her head turned, thinking noone would notice, while Tsukiyomi sobbed out, "So...So beautiful. Does someone have a hankerchif I could use?" Hedwig's wing to shot out, with a kleenix held there. "Umm. Thanks," she blew her nose and offered the kleenex back, "You want this back?" Hedwig shook her head no. Suddenly...
"KAMI-SAMA! CAN THIS GET ANYMORE SAPPY! GODS, HARRY ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GIRLLY MAN!?" Harry just smiled while behind him a demonic statue wreathed in flame appeared.
A few minutes and a beating later
"Ah, much better." stated Harry meanwhile in the background both Hedwig and Row are poking the pixalated body of the Shinigami with sticks held in their wings.
"It's great stress relief, huh Harry-kun?" Amaterasu stated while Tsukiyomi nodded her head in agreement.
"Strangely enough yeah I do. Guess I needed some stress relief after the previous year."
" Umm, Harry?" Harry turned towards Sal.
"Yes?"
" What did you decide?"
Harry assumed a thinking poise, "My answer is... Sure."
"Sure?"
"Yep!"
Sal just smiled as only a snake could, "Thank-you, Harry."
"I guess we should fix up Shinigami huh?"
"Actually, Harry" Amaterasu began, "We're going to discuss what's going to happen to you due to your bonds with your Familiars."
"What... What do you mean...?"
"Well...", Row began, "When you take a Familiar, you can gain abilities as will they from the bond you share."
"Umm, ok?" (AN: I'm just going to skip the Bonding ritual, it's basically the same as with Hedwig) As the light died down, we see Harry stumbling back as if he took a blow to the head. "Owww..."
The Shinigami appeared, nodding his head, "That would be the mental bond asserting itself." Harry just stared at him, "Bloody hell! When did you heal yourself and what do you mean by a mental bond?"
"First I'm a God, I heal fast and those two," he pointed at the two Goddesses who just smiled innocently with halos above their heads, " have given me alot of pratice. And by mental bond I mean the ability to sense each others moods and a form of minor telepathy. Later after the bond has solidifyed you'll be able to see out of each other's eyes and use their other senses."
"Is there anything else I should know before we begin?" Harry asked, sighing.
"Well now that you mention it there is," Amaterasu replied. "To put you on a more equal footing we'll be sealing two items within you. One will be a Jagan the other is something Shinigami has chosen."
"Um, what is being sealed within me and why would it put me on a equal footing?"
"Well," began the Shinigami, "As I have mentioned Naruto is a Jinchuuriki (power of human sacrifice) I will seal a Demon possesed blade called Sounga with the Shiki Fuuin (Corpse spirit sealing) combined with a series of other seals such as the Shishou Fuuin (Four image seal), Hakke no Fuuin Shiki (Eight divination signs seal styel), along with a seal that will allow you to slowly absorb sounga's powers and finally destroy him by using your mother's protction to purify him. Basically I will be giving you the same seal as Naruto but make it invisible so you can match a Jinchuuriki without anyone knowing you are one."
"And this Jagan thing?"
"I'll answer that, Harry." Tsukiyomi continued from what was left off, "In the Shinobi countries there are three great doujutsu or eye techniques. They are the: Rinnegan (Transmigration eye), Byakugan (White eye), and the Sharingan (Copying wheel eye) which was created by Uchiha Madara after absorbing a Hyuuga into himself via ritual and mutating the Byakugan using Kyuubi's chakra. By sealing the Jagan within you when we deage you, your younger body will slowly absorb it creating a new Doujutsu. It will hopfully have all the abilities of the Jagan with luck."
"Well, let's do it!" Harry yelled excitedly while everyone looks on in amusement. Several minutes later Harry is standing within a design filled with runes. Amaterasu looks at Harry "Are you ready for this Harry?" She asks looking at him in concern.
"Yeah, about as ready as I'll ever be."
Tsukiyomi just looked at her Sister Goddess and nodded. They both walked up to him and gave him a hug "We just want you to know that we love you and are extremly proud of you," stated Tsukiyomi.
"And remember Kiddo we'll be watching you so become strong and kick Moldyshorts ass." Amaterasu told him.
"Don't worry I will even though he'll probably enjoy it."
Laughing the two Goddesses walked a bit away before becoming serious again. As one they started chanting with Tsukiyomi sounding almost like snow being blown and Amaterasu sounding like a desert storm. The Shinigami also started chanting as black flame like tatoos made their way up his arm. Both Sounga and a Jagan appeared in between both Harry and the Shinigami before he yelled out, "Shiki Fuunin!" and slammed his arm with Sounga plus the Jagan into Harry's stomach. When he pulled it out, there was no sign of the Sealed items but a Seal which fades out almost immediately.
Meanwhile, Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu's chanting reached a crensendo and both yelled out, as one, "Ten Hime fuuin: Memori Kinko(Heaven Princess Seal: Memory Imprisonment)!"
As Harry began to glow, all three shouted, "Sen Kami Jutsu: Ichidai Gyakumodori (Three God Technique: Age Reversal)". Harry began to deage turning into a five year old before disappering in a swirl of flame.
The three gods just stood there before Shinigami spoke, " Is it just me or did that last spell take as much as if it was cast on two people?"
"And why does it feel like my no good pranking brother Susanoo is somehow involved?" Amaterasu growled.
"Perhaps," began a disembodied voice, "because I am?"
"Susanoo, what did you do now?"
"Ha ha ha! Let's just say I made things a little more interesting for dear Harry-kun and also made a wish of his come true..."
"What the hell do you mean by that Susanoo? SUSANOO?!" Amaterasu screamed, frustrated with getting no answer.
Tsukiyomi looked at the other two, "Let's just hope that this dosen't end in tears."
"Indeed. Be safe... Grandson."
The end of Prologue
-----------Author notes-------------
Steve:Finally! Prolougue part 2 is complete!
Lor:About time.
Steve: (Grumbles) Anyways here are the polls:
Special abilities for Harry
Multi-animagus
Metamorphmagus
Chemeliomagus (Basiclly the ability to blend into one's suroundings)
Special abilities for Naruto (He will gain the ability to use magic)
Multi-animagus
Metamorphmagus
Chemeliomagus
Lor: Um, what is that sound? (Both of them turn as one towards the sound of munching only to see Sirus, Remus and Pen-Pen drinking beer and eating dorito's on a couch)
Sirius: Don't mind us, we've just got some munches.
Remus: Um, why is she looking at us like that (points at Lor who has hearts in her eyes)
Steve:She's a fan girl what do you expect
Lor: (smacks Steve in the back of the head) I am not a fan girl; I'm a -
Steve: Crazy, psychotic, evil-
Lor: (growls and Steve begins backing away) Shut up, otherwise my snakey will hurt you
Steve: Oh, crap
Sirius: (surprised) You have a snake? I thought girls were afraid of snakes?
Lor: (smiles sweetly) Most girls are scared of snakes, but I'm a tomboy and I love snakes... might have to do with being born in the Year of the Snake, I dunno. Viper, c'mere... (a small snake slithers into the room and she strokes its scales tenderly)
Remus: (looks interested and gets up, crouching beside her) What type of snake is that?
Lor: (grins in a way that can only be described as evil) It's a Chibi-Basilisk, unlike a Basilisk it can control its eyes. (produces Miracle Grow and a watering can full of water and sprinkles some Miracle Grow onto the C.B.)
Steve: (looks wary) Pen-Pen, is my lawyer on her way, yet?
(Pen-Pen nods)
Remus: Why do you need a lawyer?
Steve: Did I forget to mention that not only does my sister love snakes, but she is a snake?
Lor: So what if I pretty much always land in Slytherin when I'm Sorted? Love conquers all! (pours a bit of water onto C.B. and giggles)
Steve: (laughs when nothing happens) You do realize that that only works on plants, right? (mumbles) And even then, you kill all the plants you touch...
Remus: You do realize that we're in a fanfiction, don't you?
Steve: (eyes grow comically wide) Aw, crud.
(C.B. grows to the size of the Basilisk in CoS)
Lor: Viper, show my dear big bro what happens to brothers who call their sweet, innocent sisters evil, please?
(Viper seems to grin and his tail wraps around Steve who screams)
Steve: You are an evil, evil sisteeeerrrrr! (Viper catapaultes him into the horizon) This isn't right, this is my story!
Lor: (rubs hands together gleefully) Now... (squeals) Padfoot and Moony! (launches herself at the two startled Marauders in true fangirl fashion as the screen fades out)
Special Authors note: Due to schdulaling problems because of her begining her first job uncutetomboy can no longer beta, though she will still proof-read. I for one hope that when everything settles down she can beta again.
signed,
Steve a.k.a uncutetomboy's bro