Steve: Finally Pen-pen I can post the first chapter!
Pen-pen:Wark waark (About time)!
Steve: Oh by the way we have a new guest! Introducing one of my favorite Naruto characters! HINATA!
Hinata: Um, hello everybody my name is Hinata... (starts poking her fingers togather shyly) and... I hope to be a good help...
Steve:( the author just looks at her before a microphone comes out of nowhere) PEOPLE ISN'T SHE JUST THE MOST ADORABLE TEEN NINJA!
Pen-pen: Wark waark waaaark!(Welcome Hinata-Chaan!)
Unit-01: (uses new voice syntheizer) Yeah! Welcome to the loony bin!
Hinata:(blushes heavily) Um, thank-you for your kind words everyone.(bows)
Steve: Come, come no need for that! Anyways would you please thank the reviewers?
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Jfitzgerald
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Susuki-chan
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Twin Tails Speed
Johnny Eagle
The PhantomHokage
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Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Why me? Shinigami
'Who?' Thoughts
-YO!- Animal speech
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Chapter 1: And so they meet
We open to the sight of Konohagakure no sato (The village hidden in the leaves) just after dawn. While most of the village is still asleep we see that some are awake, including a small boy about 6 years of age. The child has blond hair, blue eyes but what is most interesting is the 3 whisker marks on each cheek.
"Stupid villagers. One day, when I'm Hokage their be like 'Oh! Hokage-sama Please don't hate us for what we did! We didn't know any better!' and I'll be like 'Don't worry, I won't punish you! After all I'm not a baka villager!' And their be 'Oh, Hokage-sama! We are not worthy!' Yup, that's what's going to happen when I, Uzumaki Naruto become Hokage!" he finishes right before an empty sake bottle comes flying out a window and hits him in the head.
"Stupid demon! Some of us are trying to sleep!" Someone shouts before slamming the window shut.
Naruto just picks himself up and continues walking grumbling about stupid villagers. A few minutes later he reaches the training ground that he has claimed for himself (well except for that psycho snake lady) that's just outside the forest of death. The reason being that nobody bothers him here (Except the aforementioned mentioned snake lady, anka something). He just reaches the training ground when he hears moaning coming from behind some nearby bushes. Creeping towards them he slowly parts them to see a strange sight, even for a ninja village (and that's saying something).
There is an injured unconscious black haired boy in clothes to big for him surrounded by three animals that Naruto can only identify as two strange birds and a snake that seem to be holding a conversation. As he steps though the bushes the animals turn and stare at him for a minute before turning back toward each other. 'Man, it was like they were staring into my soul...Creepy' he thinks before remembering about the injured kid and getting the first aid kit he had hid in a nearby tree. He then makes his way towards the unconscious person.
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"-Heads up someone's coming-" stated Hedwig before cocking her head towards some bushes. "-Any change in Harry-wizard?-"
Sal snorts " -Unfortunately no, I mean you would think that they would of made sure that we would of appeared on the ground being gods, not fifteen feet in the air! Idiots! Anyways you only just sensed him? I sensed him at least 5 minutes ago. -" Hedwig just glares at her, about to retort when Row interrupts.
"-Stop it you two! I know that you are stressed out because Harry's hurt, but that is no reason to act like hatchlings! Besides what if it was an assassin who might kill Harry because he's here? He would have killed him by now. Or am I the only one who hasn't forgotten that we are outside a Ninja village? -" Ignoring their ashamed faces she continues " -Thankfully the child there is harmless and only wants to help.- " At their includerous looks she adds "-As a phoenix I can look into a person's soul and see their intentions and this boy means no harm.- "
"-Just the same-" Hedwig begins " -we should keep an eye on him just the same until we're sure.-" The other two just nod at her advice.
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Just before he's about to touch the boy Naruto looks up and turns towards the three animals 'What the hell? They look worried... are they afraid I'll hurt him? Better explain my self in case they can understand me' " Look, I'm just going to do some first aid I'm not going to hurt him I promise and I never go back on my word. Believe it!" The large red bird nods its head in assent. Naruto reaches towards Harry to wake him when his eyes pop open and both look at each other before jumping away from each other screaming in surprise.
Both of them are trying to catch their breath when they hear some strange sound coming from nearby. They turn to see one of the strangest things they have seen (yet), a phoenix, owl and a snake laughing. Looking at each other they begin to giggle before bursting out into a laugh that just kills all tension in the air. As they calm down Naruto begins to look over the person next to him when he notices something 'His eyes... They look so familiar... Wait! They have the same look as mine (Naruto flashes back to a point when he is looking into a mirror)! They may be a different color but the same look of loneliness is there...!' Naruto is about to say something to him when he sees the red bird from before crying on Harry's wounds. Then he notices that when the tears hit the wounds they heal as if they were never there.
Harry is examining Row's handiwork when he looks over at Naruto noticing that he has his hands clenched at his sides and is trembling as if keeping something in. Harry starts backing away thinking that he might be angry for some reason when... "THAT WAS SO COOL!!!"
Needless to say it was heard quite a distance away...
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"Um, Tsuchikage-sama? Did you hear that?"
"Indeed. Pay it no mind however; it was just some loud kid yelling about something cool. Anyways continue your report on Project: Hebi."
"Yes, Tsuchikage-sama!"
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We rejoin our heroes as Harry is wiggling his finger in his ear trying to stop the ringing. When he turns back he sees that his familiars are ... showing their displeasure to Naruto. He just starts to laugh at the sight of it. Naruto just pouts at him looking more like an angry chipmunk then anything. Naruto looks at him then decides to introduce himself "Yo! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage! What's your name?"
Harry just looks at him only understanding a word or two and intelligently answers "Huh? What did you just say?"
'What the hell! ' Naruto thinks in his head ' it's as if he's speaking a whole other language... Wait! He is speaking a whole different language, aww crap!' "This might take a while..."
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The past two months has been a learning experience for both Harry and Naruto, with both of them slowly learning each others language to the point that they can understand each other. Also Harry has begun to train beside Naruto when ever he visits (Which is everyday since he has yet to join the academy). Unknown to the both of them they are under surveillance by ANBU Black ops as ordered by the Hokage.
Currently Harry is going though the kata (if they can be called that) that Naruto has taught him half heartily. His friend notices this and decides to do what any 6 year old would do... tease. "So?" begins Naruto.
Harry just shoots him a weird look "Hee hee hee. You're thinking about that girl again huh?"
" Naruto, shut up." answers Harry while blushing.
"Aww little Harry's got a crush!"
" Naruto I'm warning you!"
"I mean you did save her like a shinobi in shining armor..."
"N.A.R.U.T.O..."
"I mean all girls got cooties. But admit it you want to hold her and kiss her, like this..." Naruto turns around and does that thing when you wrap your arms around your self then proceeds to move them up and down while making kissing noises.
Harry just invents a new shade of red from embarrassment and anger (also if you look closely you could see steam coming off his head) before pulling a Ryoga "UZUMAKI NARUTO! PREPARE TO DIE!" As he begins to vent on Naruto in a way that would make two of his ancestors proud the two Anbu in the trees sweat drop.
Now dear readers your probably wondering who Naruto's talking about, well to answer that question you would have to go back a week.
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Naruto has just left and Harry is about to go into his trunk which is hidden in the roots of a old tree when he hears a girl scream nearby and decides to help her out and runs toward the sound. Once there he sees a 10 year old girl with two red triangle tattoos running down her cheeks and three injured dogs around her (one of which is unconscious with a bite wound) about to be attacked by a huge snake (one of the ones from the Forest of Death). Harry being Harry can't let her get hurt so he jumps in to save her.
'Aww crap, I don't want to be snake food' Inuzuka Hana thinks while getting ready to go down fighting when a young boy jumps between her and the snake of doom. "Kid, Get out of here before your snake food!"
Harry smiles at her while shouting "Don't worry! I'll protect you with my life!" and pulls off the good guy pose (which he saw a guy in green spandex do while shouting about youth).
"Oh yeah! Who's going to protect you!" Hana shouts at him.
Harry just sweatdrops "Um, I didn't think that far. Hehehe..."
"Great! Not only am I going to be snake food, but snake food with with a side of baka!"
Harry pouts "That hurt you know."
The snake sweatdrops while hissing "-Hmmm. Who to eat first? The boy is bite size but pretty bony while the girl is a bit larger but definitely more plump. Who to choose? Hmmm. -"
Harry's eyebrow starts to twitch before he points at the snake "-Hey you basterd snake! Who are you calling bony and even I'm not so stupid to call a woman plump! AND I'm only small for my age! -" He stops his rant as he notices both the snake and the girl staring at him with their jaws dropped. "Umm, did I say something wrong?" he states while scratching the back of his neck.
"You mean besides you hissing at the snake as if you could understand it-" Hana is suddenly interrupted by Harry.
"Umm, yeah that's because I can..."
"Oh... OK then."
"You don't think it makes me a freak?"
"Not, really no. You see my family can speak to and understand dogs so a person who can speak to snakes doesn't really surprise or frighten me." Hana says while shrugging.
"Thanks, there are some people who think that being able to talk to snakes makes you evil." At Hana's questioning look he just shrugs before turning back to the snake. "-OY! Snake-basterd! Why don't you just go away and leave us alone? Go find a nice plump mouse or something.- "
" -He he he speaker you have got some guts, however I'm am quite hungry and while the snake laws prevent me from attacking you unless you attack me first the...same...can't...be... said...for...HER!-" Is all the snake says before striking at Hana.
"Bloody hell! Reducto!" Harry shouts with his wand in his hand pointed at the snake. The spell slams into the snake's head in an explosion of blood and shattered scales throwing it off course and into a tree. "And stay away from her Asshole!"
The snake gets back up and looks at Harry with pure murder in his good eye "-YOU ARE DEAD SPEAKER!-" It hisses loudly and rushes at him.
"Don't forget about me teme! Gatsuuga!" Hana disappers into a drill shaped attack which strikes opening up a portion of the snake's side. However, the snake had been ready and as soon as she stopped spinning it whipped around her trying to crush her within its coils. When Harry sees this he rushes at it only to get knocked away by the snake's tail.
"Relax, You're next! "The snake then brings its head down to devour Hana whole.
'Heh this is it I guess.'Hana thinks as darkness begins to edge her vision and she can feel her ribs beginning to crack under the strain of the coils. 'At least I got a few licks in...' Is all she can think as the head comes down...
"Go to HELL! ACCIO Dog-Girl!" Harry practally screams as Hana is yanked from the coils just in the nick of time and slams into Harry causing Hana to temporally black out from the pain. When she comes to a few seconds later Harry is holding her in his arms trying to get her out of there (she missed him almost hitting it with another reducto making it back off for a bit).
'Where... where is he getting his strength? He shouldn't be able to carry me..!' (Unknown to her of course Harry's magic is giving him said strength) She thinks while blushing " cough Kid get Cough the hell outta here damn it!" she says while coughing up blood.
"Can't." Harry states "One: If I do you'll die and we can't have that now can we? Two: It'll come after me anyways. And three: my back up is here. Sal!"
"What-" But Hana is unable to finish due to an even bigger snake crashing through the bushes and knocking the other snake into a bolder smashing it. "Ah, Shit not another one!"
"Don't worry! This one's with me. Her name's Sal." Harry says smiling and letting her down while watching the battle before turning to her "See, I said everything would be alright."
Hana is about to reply when movement from the corner of her eye causes her to push Harry away just before the snake slams into the ground where they just were. The snake then turns to her and is about to bite her when Harry gets in the way getting bit instead. "KID!"
Harry just smirks though the pain "-Hey, snaky buh bye.- Blastodio!" Unfortunately for the snake the hand in its mouth is holding Harry's wand and the spell causes the snake's head to explode, covering Harry and Hana in snake goo. "Ow. Remind me to never to do that again.Oof!" Harry is suddenly glomped by Hana into a massive bear hug.
"Thanks kid, but we should get back to the village get cleaned up and have that arm looked at."
"Well... If you want to get cleaned a soon as possible let me just do this Scrougefy!" As Harry waves his wand (Hana noticing it for the first time) he notices a bite mark on her shoulder showing that the snake got her at least with a glancing blow explaining why she had problems during the fight due to its venom. Hana looks her self over amazed before remembering her canine companions and rushing over to them.
"Oh, gods! Keimaru say something! Please anything!" She shouts while holding the dog that had been bit trying to get it to say something. She looks up at Harry with tears in her eyes pleading "Please do something he's dying and I can't get him to the village in time."
Harry looks lost for a moment before getting a hardened look on his face "Give him here and do you have a container or something I have an idea." Wordlessly Hana hands him over and gives Harry the leaky canteen from her belt and watches as he empties it out "Thankfully he's unconscious otherwise this would hurt like a bitch." As he says this he looks over at Hana as she let's out a bit of a nervous laugh. Harry takes a deep breath as he holds the wand over the wound "Ok, I'm ready. Let's do this. Accio venom!" Nothing happens for a second or two then slowly a clear liquid begins to gather around his wand until there is a large glob hanging there. Once there is no more liquid coming out he gently moves his wand over to the canteen and let's the venom drop into it. Almost immediately the dog begins to breathe easier. Hana looks over at Harry in awe as he rubs the back his neck under her stare. "Um, why don't you go check on your other dogs to see if their alright?"
"Uh, oh! Right! Give me a second." Harry watches as Hana runs over to the other two dogs embarrassed, before he calls for Rowena who appears in a burst of flame. Rowena looks at him then the devastated area and the snake corpse then back at him.
"What?" is Harry's reply to Row giving him the hairy eye.
"-And why exactly didn't you give us a call Harry you idiot! You could have been killed!- "
"Ah-" Harry begins only to be interrupted by Hedwig's arrival.
"-Dumb ass! Do you know how we would have felt if you had died!- "
Hana turns around to tell Harry that her companions are all right only to see him get smacked in the head by a smaller version of the snake (using it's tail) that helped them and two birds(using their wings) "Um, am I interrupting something kid?"
"Nah, their just angry that I nearly died." Harry then says something to Row that causes her to sniff then fly over to land on Hana's shoulder. "Oh, don't worry I asked her to heal you and your furry friends." Hana just nods and watches in amazement as tears from the bird causes the wound to close and her strength to come back as the venom in her body is neutralized. Row then nudges Hana's mouth open in order to cry down her throat healing her ribs.
"Wow! Oh, by the way I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Inuzuka Hana, What's yours cutie?" She asks him winking.
Harry blushes heavily before answering "It's Harry, Potter Harry. Um, I'm sorry for calling you dog-girl earlier heh heh."
Hana just gives a bark like laugh, not noticing Harry flinching, before answering "Don't worry about it, I've been called worse. Looks like my nin-dogs are almost healed, thanks to that bird of yours. What was it's name again, Row? That's an unusual name, come to think of it so's yours. Are you from around here?"
"Err..." Harry is stuck for an answer for a second "No, I'm not. I'm from a far away country called England. Anyways you should still get checked out after all phoenix tears aren't a cure all, well they are but you'll still have some injuries after all."
"Understood-" Hana pauses as her eyes pop open with shock as she registers what he just said "Phoe... Phoenix! You just said she was a Phoenix right!"
"Um, yeah I did why?" Harry asks confused.
"Ah, never mind..." Hana says taken aback 'How can he NOT know how incredible that is?' She is about to say something else when a women and a large black dog with only one eye appears in the clearing in a swirl of leafs. "Kaa-san! Your here!" The women turns to her and we can see that she is about 26 with a thick spiky mane of brown hair and identical tattoos to Hana, this taken with the animalistic brown eyes and punk style lipstick gives her a wild untamed look. She takes in the state of the clearing before noticing that her daughter is covered in blood (from when she was holding her injured dog) and rushes over to her and starts to check her over.
"Hana, are you alright? What happened?! This place look like a war zone!-" She is suddenly cut off by Hana.
"Okaa-san, cut it out! I'm fine! This isn't my blood it's Keimaru's. Anyways you should thank Harry-" She suddenly stops as she realizes that he has disappeared with only a swirl of snow slowly settling down where he was. "What the! Don't tell me that bastard has left with out telling me good-bye or where he lives!"
Tsume just gives her daughter a weird look "Um, Hana-chan, who're talking about, me and you are the only humans here and who's hairy...?"
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"Hmmm, Hedwig? Do you think that Hana-chan is mad that I left her there without saying good-bye right? Naaaaa!" Hedwig shoots him a 'What do you think idiot!' look before the world starts spinning for her, Row, and Sal knocking them out.
"What the hell!" Naruto shouts as a shuriken nearly hits him.
"Heh heh heh, It's time for you to die demon!" an unseen person states before appearing with his fist buried within Naruto's gut.
"Ooof!" Naruto grunts before sliding in the dirt he looks up to see a person in a white animal mask reveling that it is in fact one of the ANBU that was watching them from before is their attacker.
"It is a shame though, that my partner wouldn't join me in killing you and the demon-loving brat. After all... You deserve to die after killing all those people including my sister! NOW STAY STILL AND DIE DEMON!" He rants before moving though some hand-signs but only gets halfway before having to dodge a red beam of light. "Well, well looks like the demon lover wants to be first! Fine with me!" Sudden he disappears only for several shuriken and kunai to slam into Harry from behind, burying deep within his back and arms as he blacks out. The sight of his best/only friend appearing to be killed in front of him causes something to snap deep within Naruto releasing a dark and terrible power. The ANBU who was just laughing suddenly stops as a massive killing intent rolls over him along with a feeling he has not felt for 7 years. He looks at Naruto and gasps.
The reason for this is that Naruto has changed with his whisker marks becoming deep clefts and his blue eyes becoming red with cat like slits. A massive aura then forms around him taking the form of a double helix, then a huge demonic fox head appears above him glaring malevolently at the ANBU (who just about pisses his pants) before settling down into a red flame (AN: If you need a better description look up Naruto's fight with Haku and imagine Naruto as a six year old). Naruto then looks into his eyes and tells him in a demonic voice "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
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We see an old man behind a desk wearing a conical hat and robes (both of which have the kanji for fire on them) speaking to another man with long hair and eyes that seem to be blind who carries himself with a air of dignity (almost to the point of arrogance).
"Hiashi, while I agree in principle that we need to strengthen our alliance with Suna I'm not sure I agree about what you're suggesting."
"Well, Hokage-sama" Hiashi begins "It does make sense for us to strengthen ties to Suna through marriage and it has been done before."
The Hokage sighs "I know that Hiashi but their both so young and-" we never find out what else he is about to say since at that point a familiar feeling sweeps over the both of them causing them to stiffen 'My god has the seal broken?' "I'm sorry Hiashi but we must hurry." He then jumps out the window heading for where the current battle is happening followed closely by Hiashi.
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The ANBU watches as Naruto suddenly disappears only to slam him with a devastating uppercut sending him flying. 'Shit, where did the demon get this power? I need to do something and quick, everyone would have felt that and will be heading this way...I will not be denied my revenge!' Hitting Naruto with a Kanashibari no jutsu he freezes him in place only to see Naruto slowly breaking though it. He turns and spies Harry's body near by and pulls several kunai and shuriken from him and launches them towards Naruto who gets hit with the bloody weapons. The ANBU thinks that he is done for only to watch in horror as the red chakra pushes them out with the wounds slowly closing. Ignoring the itchy, burning sensation from the wounds he launches himself at the ANBU quickly forcing him back. The ANBU pulls out his sword and disappears once more before appearing behind Naruto and opening his back. He then kicks him knocking him back Harry's body. The ANBU then reappears in front of them and is about to decapitate Naruto but is interrupted by a weak voice.
"Ex... explimari aus!" While the voice was weak, the will to protect Naruto gives it enough power to send the ANBU flying into a tree...right onto the sharp end of a broken branch! Needless to say that the ANBU wouldn't be getting up soon (he's not dead...yet). After this Harry faints, his last sight being Naruto picking him up.
"HARRY! HARRY ANSWER ME! PLEASE!" Naruto begs him still wreathed in his demonic aura not noticing that some of it is seeping into Harry (along with some blood from Naruto). He is about to ask him again when the places the wounds from the kunai and shuriken explode into pure agony before the feeling spreads over his body and throughout it. The aura then dissipates with Naruto falling to his knees as the Hokage followed by several other people burst into the clearing. "Ojii-san, please... help Harry..." are the last words spoken by Naruto before he is claimed by unconsciousness.
"Somebody get a medic! QUICK!"...
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We travel deep within the halls of Harry's mind (which takes the form of Hogwarts) following a red mist until it stops at a chained door where the headmaster's office would be. The mist slowly dissolves the chains until they fall off and the door slowly opens revealing pitch darkness beyond. Suddenly two green slited eyes open as a voice starts chuckling "Keh heh heh. It seems I am finally free of my self imposed imprisonment. Well, it seems the world shall get a taste of my power, after all I have defeated death in a sense. For... I still remember who I am!"...
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We see the Kyubi behind the bars of its cage "HA HA HA! SO THE GAKI FINALLY GET'S A TASTE OF TRUE POWER! WELL WITH THE IMPROVEMENTS I HAVE MADE USING THAT OTHER GAKI'S BLOOD MY VESSAL SHALL SOON BE THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL! HMMM? WHAT IS THIS?..." The Kyubi stops as it notices a glowing, golden fog making its way towards the cage. The giant kitsune just watches in interest as it flows between the bars, that is until it touches it..."ARRRGH! GET IT AWAY! IT BUURNS!!!" Indeed as we watch wherever the fog touches the great fox black tarry smoke billows up though there is no sign of an actual burn besides the fur turning slightly lighter in color.
As the screen fades out we see the Kyubi thrashing around in its cage in agony...
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Steve: Well, Chapter one is complete! Finally!
Hinata: Um, will Naruto-Kun be okay? And what was the golden mist doing to Kyubi-san?
Steve: Oh, don't worry about your beloved Naruto, Hinata. He's going to pull through and as to what is happening to Kyubi... Well, it has to do with Harry's blood and the fact that Kyubi can't be killed.
Hinata: Oh... (Faints due to relief and embarrassment)
Pen-Pen: Warrk wark! (Hooo Boy!)
Unit-01: Anyways, it's time for the polls.
Steve: Right you are!
Harry powers:
Metamorphmagus 1
Chemiliomagus 2
Multi-animagus 1
Naruto's powers:
Metamorphmagus 1
Chemiliomagus 2
Multi-animagus 1
Steve: New rule for the polls you may vote for more then one power at a time. Pen-pen do have those smelling salts?
Pen-pen: Wark! (Yup!)
Steve: Anyways, sorry for the rush but with work and getting ready for Halloween my chapter may seem a little... rough around the edges but that's because of the fact that I currently have no beta... Sob... Anyways, Please keep reviewin-... (Steve suddenly notices a small orange book poking out from one of Hinata pockets O.O)
Unit-01: Yes! Another female closet pervert!(Notices everyone just staring at her in disbelief) Um...heh heh heh...
Steve: Anyways... Please R&R and vote! See ya!
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