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muffins98: THANK YOOOOOU! *gives you pasta and tomatoes* ENJOY!
Part 2!
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-Liechtenstein opens a pack of ketchup-
-France pops up behind her-
Liechtenstein: Och my opening is too small
France: No opening is too small for me
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-America eats an orange-
America: Hmm I got really big oranges! *accidently gestures to his chest*
France: Wow these are some melons!
-America doesn't get it-
France: Some people like to suck on the oranges.
America: Yeah, England always did that
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Germany: Italy, are you comming?
Italy: Vee you remind me so much of brother France. No I only come when in bed.
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-Lithuania visits Poland-
Lithuania: Uh feliks, where is the entrance to the toilet?
Poland: Liet, it's totally on the like backside
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Hungary: I'm an expert at riding. I'm propably one of the best riders you'll ever see.
Prussia: Okay then give it to me
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World meeting:
-China fumbels under the desk-
China: Nhgg! I can't get it out!
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-America broke his arm-
America: GAH My thing (the thing people with broken bones need to wear) is itching!
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-Liechtenstein slept over at Hungary's, goes back to her brother-
Switzerland: So how did you spend the night?
Liechtenstein: Like when we two sleep together, brother
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-England and Norway talk about magic and spirits-
England: I spoke the spell and the stick in my hand grew and grew!
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-Spain and Romano work at the computer, computer crashes-
Romano: damn it!
Spain: Just pull the plug.
-Romano pulls the plug, plug doesn't go back in-
Romano: You damn thing, it won't go into the fucking hole!
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-Italy is at France's-
Italy: Vee I would like to try "Sex on the beach". Can you do that for me?
France: *Rape-face* Yes Italy, I can do it.
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Okay so it gets really difficult to find good jokes but I'll try my best and write everything down that comes to mind!
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