Tales Of A Maho Shinobi

by uncutetomboy's bro

Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R

5. A demon's tale

Steve: YO!

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Pen-pen: Wark waaark wark wa war! ( show everyone what you got!)

Unit-01: (nods and pulls off her helmet reveiling Yui's head) So what do you think?

Hinata's and Pen-pen's mouths drop open while Steve just snickers pervertivly

Steve: Anyways, Hinata please thank the reviewers.

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Steve: Well, people this was a differcult chapter to write. (In the background Hinata, Unit-01 and Pen-pen nod their heads)

Hinata: Should I do the disclaimer? (Steve nods) Okay, then.

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

Why me? Shinigami/Demon

'Who?' Thoughts

-YO!- Animal speech

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Warning! Mentions of implied rape

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Last time on Tales of a Maho Shinobi

"Hmmm. Well to answer your question kid I've gone by many names but you may call me by the name my mother gave me...Kuro. And as to who I am? Well, in a sense I'm you." He starts snickering at the look on Harry's face "Tell me kid, what do you know about reincarnation...?"

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"Errr... Reincarnation?" At Kuro's nod Harry clears his throat and begins "Well, reincarnation is when you die and are reborn as something else right."

"Actually, that is mostly correct Harry as far as it goes. However there is also the fact that the process of being reborn always causes you to lose the memories from your past life." Row explains giving Kuro a calculating look "And unless I'm mistaken your Harry's previous incarnation."

At this Harry's mouth drops and he starts to stutter "Th..the..then your..DEAD! AH! MIND ZOMBIE!"

Kuro's eyebrow starts twitching listening to Harry go on about how he's gonna hit his brains and turn him into a zombie as well until "I'M NOT A MIND ZOMBIE! WHAT THE HELL IS A MIND ZOMBIE ANYWAYS?!"

Harry stops running in circles "So your not going to eat my brains?"

"No." Kuro growls a vain ticking on his forehead.

"And your bite won't turn me into a zombie?"

"Let me think about that for a moment...Uh, no." Kuro tells him in a deadpan voice.

"Oh, OK then." Harry replies before sitting down in a comfy chair that appears from nowhere causing Kuro to facefault. "What?"

"(sigh) Nothing, nothing at all..." Kuro tells him.

"Um, I got a question." Hedwig says getting everyones attention, at Kuro's nod she continues "If your Harry's previous incarnation... then what are you doing here?"

"Here's another one: Why is it you look so familiar to me?" Sal asks him though narrow eyes causing Kuro to sweat.

"Ah, well you see the answers to your questions has do with my history. In fact that is why I've brought Harry into his mindscape." clearing his throat, Kuro continues "You see I am in fact a demon lord... Well ex-demon lord now. Anyways I was born to Lady Tsukino of the Arashi Inu (Storm Dog) clan and Lord Inutaisho of the Mikazuki (Crescent Moon) Clan-"

"In..Inutaisho! The great dog demon general!" Row screeches in shock.

"Why yes." Kuro replies with an amused twinkle in his eyes "The very same in fact. As I was saying.. where was I? Oh, right! I was the second son but more powerful then my brother Sesshomaru because I could gain more power through growing more tails. In fact it is due to the fact of who my mother is that I have more then one tail." At the questioning looks he explains "My mother's clan began from a marriage between a kitsune/raikou hybrid and a inu youkai. It's the kitsune blood that allows me to have more then one tale. It also allows me to gain more power then I normally would by growing more. When I was 150 years old I decided to journey the world. This is in fact how Sal knows me. For you see I met four young wizards. We continued to journey around Europe together learning different forms of magic. Their names were..." Kuro watches as all four of his visitors lean forward smirking "Godric Griffindor, Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Helga Huffelpuff." His smirk grew into a massive shit-eating grin at the sight of the four before him hyperventilating.

"You knew the four founders!" Hedwig manages to gasp out.

"Four founders?" Kuro asks looking at her "There were five founders unless you mean the four house founders. 'Cause I never founded my own house." Kuro looks quite confused until he's answered by Harry.

"No, she means the Four Founders. You were never mentioned." Harry looks at Sal only to be shocked when she shakes her head.

"Harry, he's right. there were five founders not four. Now that I think about it I remember your face from when you killed Slytherin when he snuck back in the school to kill the other founders.. I was only a young basilisk so was unable to to do much so Slytherin didn't call on me." She says smiling "If I remember correctly you made sure it was a long and painful death."

Kuro just chuckles "Oh it would have been if Godric hadn't have finished it with Salazar's greatest creation, the killing curse." Kuro's eyes start to mist up "Unfortunately it was too late as he had killed Helga and Rowena, my mates to be." At the shocked looks he gives a sad laugh "Such a relationship wasn't too odd back then. The fight also crippled Godric for the rest of his life. For the next hundred years me and Godric researched Merlin's time magic trying to piece together his secret from bits and pieces he had left behind when he disappeared. We thought that we could go back and save them..." Kuro goes quiet, lost in his memories.

"Did you ever manage it?" Harry asks him drawing him from his memories.

"No, no we didn't we did however manage to create a new branch of magic dealing in dimensions. (Chuckles) In fact Godric managed to create a gateway that dealt in time and space in the shape of a archway. After Godric passed away, his injuries never did fully heal, I went home to Japan and continued our research. Well, I should say I was chased back by the Wizard Council who believed I was a dark creature along with Helga's niece. A young druid who specialized in taming wolves and wild dogs. When she got to Japan I gave her the gift of dog-speak so she could talk with her hounds. She later disappeared in the Demon Sea chasing a legend of a mystic island of hanyou's. Never did find out what happened to her..."

"Hey! That sounds like Hana-chan! She told me that her family could talk to dogs!"

"Really?" At Harry's nod "Huh. It's possible I mean we are in another dimension and the Demon Sea is full of dimensional vortices's so she could be a descendant... Anyways, after her disappearance I went and got a apprenticeship with the man who forged my father's blades, the demon smith Totosai. I spent about two centuries learning how to make weapons. I finally manged to make a portal to another realm about... 725 years ago I guess and met up with a most interesting vampire named Evangeline. Heh, she owes me for killing the vampire who had her under his control, so I can use that favor to bring her here to your mindscape to teach you. But that's later. I visited a few dimensions learning different magics before I came back, in fact I had underground base somewhere in this dimension possibly in the area except for a lack of volcanoes. I finally got back home 611 years ago to find out my mother and her clan had been wiped out by the cat demon tribe thirty years before. By the time I got back they had been defeated and the leader killed. About a year or two later my father fell in love with a mortal, my mother's reincarnation. A fact that my dear brother didn't like very much. A few years later she gave birth to child named Inuyasha, a child during who's birth my father died while defending them against a jealous samurai."

"That's sad but cool. At least he died defending his family. I can think of several worse ways to die." Harry tells him.

"Kid, your preaching to the choir here." Kuro tells him before continuing "Anyways, to continue my story, everything was fine until Inuyasha was eleven. During that time I had put them under my protection. I visited him and his mother quite often, often enough for Inuyasha to refer to me as Ku-nee-san. (Chuckles) Those were the days. Unfortunately, several feudal lords didn't like the thought of a Half-demon becoming a lord. Since they knew that I was too powerful for them they made a alliance with several of my father's and my enemies. They managed to assassinate my step-mother and nearly succeeded in killing Inuyasha when I arrived badly injured from fighting. Thankfully Inu-chan was knocked out so he didn't see me take a very bloody vengeance. I left no survivors of them or their families except for the youngest whose memories I wiped. Several of my enemies attacked once I was tired, one of whom was a dark miko and her servants. I had killed half their number when they got in a fatal strike. Being idiots they started to brag about killing my little brother not noticing me setting up my ultimate spell I had created from a mixture of magics. It was a self-sacrifice spell but it would kill all who I wished. the only one who escaped was the dark miko and she was left as nothing but a yuurei. Being dead was unusual, however I was always a prankster so I pulled a final trick before the Shinigami manged to grab my soul." At this Kuro bursts out laughing so hard tears are coming from his eyes.

"Not to interrupt (ignores Hedwig's snort) but what did you do?" Sal questions.

Once Kuro gets his laughter under control he answers Sal "Well at the time I had four tails, so I gave up two to avoid losing myself when I reincarnated and also to make sure that my friends could also regain there memories." Harry bursts out laughing at the same time Kuro's laughing fit resumes. Hedwig, Sal, and Row look on in a combination of amusement and disbelief at what he had done. "Unluckily, you got hit with a killing curse. The curse caused me to expend a large amount of what I had left to protect us, it mightn't have been enough without your mother's spell giving us some protection as well. The backlash however somehow locked me away deep inside your mind allowing you to grow some on your own. Something I'm thankful for actually since otherwise you might have grown up relying on me."

"So, what happens now? I mean you aren't going to posses me or something, right?" Harry asks Kuro with a pleading look.

"Actually, no" Kuro begins "in fact I wouldn't have gotten unsealed without that red youki dissolving the block."

"Red youki?"

"Yes, from that Naruto kid's aura. In fact I made a connection between you using it and his blood. Mainly so you can share some of your abilities. Getting back on track, due to me being here as well as that youki, sounga and the Jagan I can modify your body."

"Mo..Modify my body?!" Harry shouts with some fear in his voice.

"Don't worry the changes won't be apparent for years. And by modify I mean to slowly transform your body into something like my own. With you in control since I act more like your conscience. I'll also teach you everything I know from now on while you sleep." Kuro stops to let it sink in.

'Well,' Harry thinks 'It won't be all that bad since I will be in control... And I'll be better able to protect my friends and those special to me...' "OK, I'll do it so I can protect my friends and family, like my familiars!" Harry exclaims causing the girls to blush before latching on to him and start kissing his cheeks.

"Okay girls. It time for Harry to wake up." Kuro tells them causing them to pout making him sweatdrop 'He's only five years old! For Merlin's sake!' "Don't worry You can come here when Harry does. Besides you girls got to wake up as well."

"Um, how do we wake up anyway?" Asks Harry giving him a look as the girls are now bouncing on the balls of their feet.

"Simple!" Kuro states with a happy look on his face "Like this! Falcon (pulls one out), Eggplant (appears in his other hand while a picture of Mount Fuji with the rising sun appears behind him) Rise and shine!"

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Harry's eyes pop open as he thinks 'of all the odd ways to wake someone up...' only to notice a shadow falling over him. He looks up noticing it's Hana standing there with hair covering her face "Hana-chan?"

"Harry-kun...?" Hana asks starting to tremble.

"Errr, yeah Hana-chan?" Harry starts to sweat 'Danger! Harry Potter Danger!'

"Did you have a good sleep?" Hana asks him in a happy, sweet voice causing Harry to sweat even more as his mind is so full of alarm bells that it's like the inside of a nuclear reactor going critical.

"Er, yeah as a matte-URK!" Harry suddenly finds that he can't finish his sentence because Hana currently has her hand around his throat choking off his air supply. She then looks up revealing that her eyes are glowing blood red and a black aura has gathered around her.

"HARRY YOU F&$ING BASTARD! YOU LEFT ME IN THE WOODS WITHOUT TELLING ME WHERE YOU LIVE AND MADE MY KAA-SAN THINK I WAS CRAZY! PREPARE BECAUSE I INUZUKA HANA WILL SHOW YOU ETERNITY!'

Harry only has time for one thought as fury of a (young) woman scorned falls on him 'Mother...'

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"And that is why you shouldn't piss me off got it Harry-kun!" Hana shouts and points at Harry... Sweatdropping when she realizes that she is pointing at a bruised, beaten, and smoking body 'Maybe I went too far...?'

Harry in the meantime is lying in pain wondering if God hates him 'Wow. Did she have hit me so hard...? Troublesome woman (several Nara men sneeze then get whacked by the nearest female)... Ya know what? I kinda enjoyed that... I can't believe I thought that... I blame Voldemort ...'(Somewhere a formless spirit sneezes scaring off the rabbit it was about to posses thinking 'I blame Potter for this') "ACHOO" Harry finds out that sneezing with a broken nose can be quite painful...

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"-Um, girls...?-" Hedwig suddenly asks.

"-Yes, Hedwig? What is it?-" Row asks her questioningly

"-Did you two feel something just now?-"

Sal starts rubbing her chin with her tail thinking "- You mean the feeling that Harry pissed off some girl and just got a epic beating then realized he enjoyed it and promptly blamed Voldemort for it? That feeling? (Hedwig nods) Nope!-" Sal looks down and sighs.

"-Something the matter Sal?-" Row asks with some concern.

"-Yeah, there is...-" Sal sighs again examining her body.

Hedwig cocks her head to one side "-Well, what is it?-"

Sal sniffs and a tear runs down her face "-I no longer have boobs...-"

We leave them with the sound of two faces hitting the floor and two birds screeching "-SAL!-"

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Kyubi finds herself slowly coming out of a nice short nap. However like most of us she tries to make it last longer by snuggling the nearest source of warmth. She sighs in contentment as it feels nice and safe in the warmth, no longer in pain. Slowly but surely her mind begins to remember that she is trapped inside a seal. Once she remembers this her mind comes fully awake realizing that there is no source like this within the seal. Her eye pop open and she finds herself looking a small chest covered in a black tear stained shirt. She screams as bad memories come back to her.

Her screams also awaken her landlord as well. "Eh, what's (yawn) going on?" Naruto asks in bewilderment until his eyes alight on the trembling, shivering Kyubi. "Um, Kyubi-san what's the matter?" He asks while reaching towards her, only for her to flinch away as if struck. Seeing that she's beginning to panic (in fact she's starting to hyperventilate), Naruto quickly grabs her in bear hug and starts to stroke her hair while telling her it's okay. He ignores the pain as her struggles cause her to scratch him creating long, angry red marks. Finally her struggles slowly cease as she remembers where she is.

"Please... Please let me go, I know what your kind are like..." Kyubi whispers trying to escape from his hold, but finding herself unable to do so due to the fact she is still weakened from purification of her chakra.

"Kyubi, that's enough." Naruto tells her in a voice that brokes no argument, causing her to look up. When her eyes lock on to his, Naruto finds his breath caught in his throat. For there in the Kyubi's eyes he sees the last thing he would have expected: fear, resignation and shame. "Kyu...Kyubi... what do think I'm going to do to you?" He asks her in a fearful voice.

"(Sniff) What do you think? In my weakened state your just going to do the exact same thing HE did... So just get it over with and... and..." Kyubi tells him in a small voice unable to finish her sentence, looking down in shame and going into a fetal position.

Naruto is confused for a moment until what she means dawns on him and his face pales with horror (A.N: People he does live in a ninja village so he would know what she means due to stories of kunoichi captured by enemy villages he'd have heard). 'Is she... does she actually think that I'd... Oh Kami-sama...!' and without a word he slowly releases her from the hug. When she looks up, she sees him with tears in his eyes. Naruto then concentrates creating a kimono for Kyubi to wear. He then slowly drapes the open kimono over her shaking shoulders. Kyubi looks up at him with her eyes locked on his.

Blue eyes glowed; red questioned

Is it possible? I never thought....

Blue assured; Red... accepted.

Oh, Naruto. Thank-you! Thank you!

"Wh.. why?" Is all Kyubi can say with her voice heavy with emotion, looking at the young boy before her in awe. 'It's true... He simply cares...'

Naruto finishes tying the kimono while thinking how to answer. "Why? Why don't I take advantage of you? (Kyubi flinches) Or do you mean to ask why I don't hate you due to how my life has been since the sealing?" Naruto, finishes, and puts his whole attention on Kyubi to find out her answer.

"Well, both actually." Kyubi tells him nodding slowly.

Naruto give her a comforting smile before continuing "Why don't I take advantage of you in your weakened state? The simplest answer is that I couldn't, I just don't have in me. Or at least I would hope not. As to hating you... It would be too much like how the villagers treat me. I mean you probably had a good reason for acting as you did. Also who is this 'HE' you mentioned that did... " Naruto finishes by making a gesture that conveys what he's talking about.

"HIS name was Madara, Uchiha Madara and I was sealed inside of him." Spat Kyubi before becoming sheepish "And..um I don't quite remember the exact reason why I attacked your village, come to think of it I don't remember much of anything. Everything after the first hundred years sealed inside him are pretty blurry, though I DO know it had to do with him." She looks up to see Naruto concentrating on something.

'Hmm, Uchiha? Maybe this has to do with the Sharingan?' Naruto looks up at Kyubi asks her "Kyubi? The reason you attacked, could it have to do with the Sharingan?"

"The Sharingan?" Kyubi repeats "I guess just seeing that accursed eye could send me into a rage, considering the state I was in..." She thinks on it some more "Yeah, I can see that. Especially considering how he created it..." Seeing Naruto's questioning look she explains "You see Naruto-kun (neither noting the term of endearment) it has to do with a ability of demons called the 'Power to Devour' basically by eating another demon or supernatural being we can gain some of it's strength/abilities." Seeing Naruto's look she is quick to add "Madara didn't actually eat someone. What he did was in someways worse. He found and kidnapped a Hyuga, a child and used a forbidden ritual that slowly merged them together while making sure that HE was one in control. He then, for a lack of a better word, devoured the child's soul locking it deep inside himself (A.N:think a slightly different version of Orochimaru's immortality

jutsu). He then used a good portion of my power, about six tails worth to mutate the Byakugan into the Sharingan. He also gave it the ability to render me powerless... I don't think I need to say what happened after that, do I? Needless to say he used it to break me, so it wouldn't be all that far-fetched to say just knowing it existed somewhere would be enough to send me flying into a rage." Kyubi finishes with a haunted look in her eyes.

Naruto needless to say is pissed, actually that is a understatement. 'That bastard! He's lucky he's dead or I would tear him apart!' (somewhere a guy in a full face mask with one eye hole sneezes) looking around Naruto realizes that the seal looks like some kind of jail and that can not be helping Kyubi any. 'Man... what a dump. I wonder how to change it? (Flashes back to all the times he created something by imagining it) I GOT IT' Naruto starts bouncing around in happiness before turning to a confused Kyubi "Kyubi, could you close your eyes for a second? I got a surprise for you." He notices Kyubi start to look frightened before mentally slapping himself. 'Of course she would be nervous dumb-ass! Considering all she's gone though...' Naruto takes a deep breath so he wouldn't curse Madara out loud. "Kyubi, I promise on my life that I won't do anything to hurt you. Please trust me this once so I can show you I'm trustworthy."

Kyubi looks deep within his eyes since they are the windows of the soul, trying to find some form of deception. Seeing nothing but sincerity and hope she decides to go along with it."OK, Naruto. I'll (gulp) trust you this time. Please don't make me regret it." Kyubi tells him 'I will trust him. He is the only one who has shown me any real kindness since HIM.' She then finds that with that thought something deep inside her seemed to flare for a moment leaving her puzzled, but shrugging it off she closes her eyes for Naruto.

Naruto seeing this softly smiles and thinks ' Heh. Don't worry Kyubi I won't make you regret trusting me..Well, Ojii-san did say that I had an incredible imagination. Let's put that to the test shall we?' Naruto begins by imaging the cage transforming into something like that hotel room that Ojii-san took him to that one time when they went to that village full of sand. The room resembles a five-star hotel room with a king-size bed and a black leather sofa. The dressers are made of varnished oak along with a wood bookcase ready to be filled with books and scrolls. Also there is a walk-in closet and a door leading to a private hot-spring (the reason for this is that Naruto knows that girls love hot-springs for some reason). He then starts to color the walls a nice pastel green with the carpets a nice shade of red. He then thinks about all the beautiful places he's been to or read about and takes the best of them and transforms his very mindscape into a collection of forests and Meadows with lakes and streams here and there. Looking around he adds animals and sounds as well as smells. Seeing the cage doors with the seal he imagines it becoming a choker and wrapping around Kyubi's neck giving allowing her to leave the cage. "Okay, Kyubi you can open your eyes now." He watches her to see her reaction and isn't disappointed.

Opening her eyes Kyubi gasps at the amount of beauty around her, feeling the choker around her neck she looks in a nearby mirror she notices that it's the seal. Realizing what this means she can't help but be overwhelmed by the amount of trust that Naruto has shown her. 'This.. this is just too much..' Kyubi is so overwhelmed by her emotions that tears start to leak from her eyes 'He.. He's just so... Naruto-kun..' Finally unable to take it Kyubi breaks down falling to her knees sobbing.

'Oh crap!' Naruto rushes over and pulls her into his arms "Oh Kyubi! I'm so sorry! I..I didin't mean to make you cry! Tell me what I did and I'll fix it I promise!"

'Naruto...' Kyubi looks at his panicking face giving him a smile "Naruto-kun... I crying because I'm happy. This is the nicest thing anyone's done for me in a long time. Thank-you. Could you... Could you just hold me for a while?" With Naruto's nod she buries her face into his shoulder sobbing, letting all her feelings out. Fear came out, torture came out; cruelty beyond imagining soaked Naruto's shoulder. Horror spilled, anguish spread. The salty smell of Kyubi's tears was a perfume that covered a stench so vile it couldn't have a name. And, and when it was all done, when there was nothing left; Kyubi looked deep inside herself to see if she was still there, finding her transformation complete. 'Yes.. I'm still there..Barely, but still there..'

Naruto during this time had been holding the sobbing and trembling Kyubi stroking her hair, which also soothes him strangely enough. Once she was done he gently pulled away to find Kyubi looking at him with shining eyes and asked "Kyubi, are you feeling better now? I don't want to see you cry anymore." And found his reward in her smile.

"Yeah, yeah I am as a matter of fact. Thank-you Naruto-kun." Kyubi tells Naruto only for him to look at her in shock.

'Did she just call me Naruto-kun?!' Looking at her he decides to tease her about it "Naruto-Kun, huh?" He begins to smirk at the flush that spreads across her face. "Well if your going to call me Naruto-kun, then maybe I should refer to you as Kyubi-chan. Hmm?" Watching as flushes so deeply her skin matches her eyes he decides to look her over only for his eyes to nearly pop out of his skull. The reason being that he truly seeing her for the first time, free from most of her emotional burden. Kyubi is currently clothed in a blue, shimmering kimono that offsets her eyes and hair. Her long red hair reaches down to the small of her back and seems to change colors between a rich crimson and a reddish orange depending on how the light hits it. The kimono rather then hiding it, seems to only bring out her hourglass figure (Which is something like Orihime from Bleach). Also Naruto knows that underneath the kimono there is almost no fat only a firm, toned musculature that seems to enhance her femininity rather then take away from it.

He notes that the fox ears (identical to her beast form's), red slitted eyes, fangs and nine swishing tails make her look extremely exotic. Add to the fact that she has a peaches and cream complexion and you got an instant knockout.

Kyubi noticing that Naruto has gone silent looks up and notices that he has the same look as a stunned ox, the whole time looking her up and down. Kyubi, being no fool recognizes that look. But softly smiles as she realizes that, no, there is no pawing and snorting bull here. Simply a young boy who is looking at something he considers beautiful. She makes a silent promise then. Kyubi promises to make sure that Naruto's goals come to pass and, if possible, to be that special someone to him. However, she also knew that she first had to become fully comfortable around him which would take some doing. But, hey nobody ever said she didn't work hard when she had to. When she heard his next words she was stunned herself.

"Uh, Kyubi-chan? Are you sure that your a demon? And not a Goddess?" Naruto asks her causing her to blush from embarrassment and almost shout for joy. "By the way Kyubi-chan." Naruto continues "Is there anyway we can talk outside my mind?"

Kyubi becomes thoughtful "Actually, as long as you allow it the seal should allow us to contact each other outside. Just think something to me I should be able to hear you and reply. Also, if you want I could possibly use your senses as well. Maybe." Suddenly her head snaps up as she found something out. "Well, Naruto-kun it seems that we are out of time for now. You have to wake up. So please contact me once your outside okay?'

Naruto nods as he starts to fade away and shouts out before he's gone "Don't worry Kyubi-chan! I'll be talking to you soon! BYE FOR NOW KYUBI-CHAN! DATTEBAYO!" And then he's gone.

"I know you will Naruto-kun. I know you will..." Kyubi says to the empty space that Naruto just vacated before thinking 'I wonder if there's any rabbits around...?

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Steve: Well, that was a hard chapter to write. Hell, I was thinking at only hinting at the conversation. However, stuff like that will be few and far between. Thank God!

Hinata:Well, at least she has Naruto-kun to help her.

Pen-pen: Wark war wark Wark! (Time for the polls!)

Harry powers:

Metamorphmagus 3

Chemiliomagus 3

Multi-animagus 3

Naruto's powers:

Metamorphmagus 3

Chemiliomagus 3

Multi-animagus 4

Steve: Wow! All of Harry's powers are in a tie and Naruto has Multi-animagus pulling ahead (notices Pen-pen drinking a yebisu and sighs) Anyways, Unit-01 please show our little surprise (this is for you shdurrani!)

Unit-01:Alright! Please enjoy! (pulls out a remote and turns on the TV

A.T.E (Alternate Time Event): Somehow this is all Harry's fault...

We find our selves on the outskirts of a Las Vagas style town watching a five-year old girl with brown bushy hair and buck teeth. "Okay, somehow I've been transported to another world judging by the fact that there is a mixture of high and low technology. Somehow this is all Harry's fault (meanwhile in Konohagakure Harry sneezes in the middle of blocking one of Naruto's punches allowing it to hit his face). I don't know how or why, but it is." Hermione sighs "Okay, Granger sort out the facts. One, everyone speaks Japanese with a smattering of english words. Thankfully, you speak Japanese. Two, some of the people seem to have almost magical abilities but use them in front of muggles who don't seem to really notice. So we diffently are no longer on Earth. Three, you are now stuck in your five-year old body..." Hermione rubs the bridge of her nose while taking deep breaths until "HARRY JAMES EVENS POTTER! YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU!" Oh ya. Harry's in deep $#!.

"My, my what a loud gaki you are..." A voice states from behind Hermione causing her to jump before shooting off a spell at voices owner... Who is no longer there. Hermione suddenly finds herself hoisted up into the air by her wand hand to find herself face to face with a twenty-something year old women with two blond pigtails and brown eyes. Looking closer her eyes nearly pop out her skull.

'Merlin, how does she not have back problems?' Of course Hermione can't help but feel jealous. Oh, and there's also the fact that the women is wearing a green jacket.

"So tell me girl, what is your name and where are your parents?" The strong women asks Hermione.

Hermione gives her a stubborn look "My name isn't girl," she hisses back " it's Granger Hermione. As to my parents..." She trails off.

"Hmm. Well, Hermione I saw how you reacted and I might have a proposition for you..."

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