Tales Of A Maho Shinobi

by uncutetomboy's bro

Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R

6. KYUBI IS A GIRL!

Steve: Hey! We're back with another chapter of "Tales of a Maho Shinobi"! Hope you don't mind the mess, but we're celebrating 7000+ Hits!

Hinata: (slightly drunk) Steve-San, Have you seen Naruto-kun anywhere? He escaped (holds up handcuffs), and I can't find him anywhere.

Steve: (Sweatdrops) Um, he might be around somewhere and why are you drunk?

Hinata: I'm not drunk! I was only asking about Naruto-kun!

Pen-Pen: Wa war, wark waark war wa wa warrkk wark wark wa warrk warr. (my bad, she drank some of my coolers thinking they were juice.)

Steve: Dumb ass! Anyways, I got an...Interesting review unfortunately he did so anonymously. Here's your answers in order. 1. You stated that Harry and Naruto knew too much about sex since they were five and six . However, I happen to know some kids around their age that know just as much (which is scary), also remember that Harry has the knowledge of his fifteen year old self . Two, Naruto would know about what Kyubi was talking about because of the society he lives in. The reason being that any kunoichi that had been captured by an enemy might have it happen to them. There is also the fact that Naruto spent alot of time in the Hokage tower and might have not only heard about it happening but also read about it by sneaking peaks at mission reports . Third, I never said that the Priest-Kings had to be male. you only made that assumption due to the current meanings for the words Priest and King. Also, I will be revealing more about the in between period though out the fic.

Unit-01: Shouldn't't we thank the reviewers now?

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Steve: Well, that's it for now! Pen-pen, Please take it away!

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

Why me? Shinigami/Demon form voice

'Who?' Thoughts

-YO!- Animal speech

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Naruto slowly comes awake and like most kids is extremely groggy as he tries to make his mind work. Opening his eyes he sees a young girl staring him in his face with a bright light shining around her head. He notices that she's blushing slightly and has pale lavender irises with no pupil as well as short blue-black hair. So, Naruto being Naruto says what comes to his (still sleepy) mind. "Are you an angel?"

This causes the poor girl to blush heavily and poke her fingers together while softly saying. "Um, ano.. I'm..not an.. angel Naruto-kun."

This once again causes Naruto to jump to conclusions as he leaps off the bed and starts to run around the room yelling "Kami-sama! If she's not a angel, then I must be in the other place! WHY! I swear I never did anything bad! Ok, so I pulled a few pranks. But I shouldn't't be sent to hell for them!" It is at this point the the Hokage, Hiashi, Tsume and Harry in a wheelchair being pushed by Hana walk in. "AH! OJII-SAN! HARRY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE IN HELL!"

This causes the Sandiame to blink a few times and the other's to sweatdrop "Ah, Naruto.. What are you talking about now? You're not in hell, your in a hospital."

Harry then shrugs "Eh, not much of a difference between the two." Which causes the others (except Naruto who nods empathetically) to sweatdrop.

Shaking his head Sarutobi asks Naruto to explain why he thought that he was in hell which he did, causing poor Hinata to blush. Naruto then asks his own question "Um, Ojii-San? Why is Harry in a almost full-body cast?" Only for Harry to reply.

"Because Hana-chan decided to show me her...displeasure in the only way she thought I could understand." Harry tells him in a deadpan voice,only for Hana to punch him in the head.

"Um, Hana-chan" Tsume asks getting her attention and continuing with a teasing smile "He probably gots enough fractures in his skull without you adding more. After all, you don't want your future mate to be brain dead do you?" Causing Hana to turn red and start sputtering.

Harry only smiles and cocks his head to on side saying "Hmmm. It would seem that punch has made me temporally deaf." Causing everyone (except Hiashi who smiles) to laugh in their own ways.

"Well, Uzumaki-San" Hiashi begins "Perhaps I should introduce my daughter... your angel. Her name is Hyuga Hinata. I thought it would be prudent to introduce you two since you'll be seeing each other often."

Naruto looks between Hinata and Hiashi several times "Does.. does that mean she'll be mine and Harry's friend?" Naruto asks disbelief. At Hinata's shy, hesitant nod he jumps and gives Hinata a giant bear hug while shouting "Yay! That means Hinata-chan will be my new friend!" With the expected reaction from Hinata... she faints. "GAH! Hinata wake up! Oh, Kami! I killed my new friend!"

Hiashi chuckles while thinking 'He's just like his father.' after clearing his throat Hiashi decides to explain what happened while placing Hinata onto the recently vacated bed.

"Oops...Heheh" Naruto says while scratching his neck, suddenly he remembers Kyubi and tries to see if he can contact her. 'Kyubi-chan? Are you there?'

'Yes, Naruto-kun, I can hear you loud and clear. Thank Inari-sama! I thought that you had forgotten me!' She tells him

'Kyubi-chan! I could never forget you! Your one of my precious people!' He tells her not knowing about the tear making it's way down her face as she tells him thank you. Thinking some more he comes to a decision. "Ojii-San." Naruto says with a serious expression (one the adults know shouldn't't be on the face of a child). At the Hokage's hesitant nod he continues dropping a bombshell "Why didn't you tell me about Kyubi being inside me?"

The reactions are instant: Hiashi's complexion turns grey, Harry raises one eyebrow, Tsume and Hana go wide eye and stiff. But the Hokage's reaction is telling as he looks all his seventy-one odd years 'How did he... who could have told him?' Sarutobi clears his throat before "Er, Naruto... who exactly told you this?" 'So I can have them executed'

Naruto gives Sarutobi a look that says 'what are you, an idiot?' "Uh, old man it's kinda hard to miss a hundred foot tall, nine-tailed fox inside of your mind. Also, the fact she was howling in pain due to some kind of golden mist burning her making it harder not to notice her."

'So, he met the Kyubi. Minato did you expect this?... Hmmm, that golden mist might have been the protection if it had been burning the Kyubi...' suddenly realizing something Naruto said at the same time as the other adults and Hana did (Harry was whispering something to Naruto before shaking hands) their collective thought processes grinding to a halt. A minute passes then two and then another is about to pass when suddenly all four finally respond together "NANI! HER!" which is almost as loud as some of Naruto's yells...

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Orochimaru is in a tree overlooking the area where he was going to begin his hidden village that he was going to use to destroy Konohagakure. What nefarious plot was he thinking? Well... He was still trying to come up with a name. "Hmm. Hebigakure? No, no. Orochigakure? Bah! Too obvious. Never land?...Per-"

"NANI! HER!"

"Gaa!" Orochimaru nearly falls out of the tree he's in, but (unfortunately) manages to catch himself in time. When he realizes who one of the voices is his anger increases. ' Damn you sensei! Even out here the sound of your voice reaches me!-' "That's it! I'll call my village Otogakure! Sensei, You have named your own doom! Kukukuku!"

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We find ourselves watching as Naruto and Harry are currently trying to pull themselves out of the wall. Finally they fall out and find that landing on the ground face first can be painful."Oww."

The three adults just stare as Harry looks towards Naruto "Congratulations! You now owe me 20 ryou." Causing everyone else present to face fault due to the fact that they were betting on how they would react.

After getting back up the Hokage coughs a few times before beginning his questioning "So you met the Kyubi and it's a female?"

"Yup! Kyubi-chan is a super pretty girl!" Naruto tells his attentive audience who have the same thoughts running though their heads, except for one kitsune who is blushing a bright red with a coy smile on her lips.

'KYUBI-CHAN! Oh boy, I'm too old for this. I now know that I will be needing a alot of sake after this.' Sarutobi thinks rubbing the bridge of his nose "Naruto, I would hope that you wouldn't be listening to the Kyubi due to the fact that the demon might be trying to escape."

"Ojii-San! Kyubi-chan didn't try to escape while we were talking. And before you say anything about how she attacked the village, she had a reason to do so..." Naruto trails off looking uncomfortable as the adults stare questioning at him.

Hiashi asks Naruto with a interested look on his face "Uzumaki-San, what possible reason could the Kyubi have to attack us? What, did Orochimaru kill her kits and trick her into thinking that Konoha did it?"

'Shit!' Naruto thinks 'Kyubi-chan, I'm so sorry I let it slip... Um, should I tell them though?'

'Naruto-kun it's okay, I don't blame you.' Some of the tenseness comes out of Naruto's shoulders, which the adults notice 'And yes tell them... The Hokage is trustworthy.' Kyubi finishes quietly only to feel better as Naruto gives her the mental equivalent of a hug.

"Ojii-San." Naruto begins "Sorry for the wait but I had to make sure with Kyubi that it was okay to tell you her reason. It is personal after all. Well, it's like this..." After a few minutes of explaining Naruto finally finishes "...And that is what happened." He looks around to see an expression of disgust on Harry's face, looks of horror on Tsume and Hana's, Hiashi with a look of stony silence, and the Hokage looking pissed to hell.

'Madara... Not only did you kill my sensei the Shodaime in a quest for power but this... I hope the Shinigami devours your cold, dark soul.' Sandaime looks into Naruto's eyes "Naruto, is the Kyubi listening to our conversation?" At Naruto's nod he continues "Kyubi, I'm truly deeply sorry for what Madara did. Unfortunately, I cannot come out and tell the village why you attacked due to how politically powerful the Uchiha clan is at the moment. Also, there are members of the Uchiha clan who are nothing like Madara. So please forgive this village for the actions of one member."

"That's so (sniff) sad. Kyubi-San didn't deserve that." A voice says causing everyone's head to whip around, revealing that Hinata was awake during the explanation. Seeing that everyones eyes are on her she squeaks before answering Hiashi's look "I'm sorry.. chichiue, but I woke up when Naruto-kun.. started Kyubi-San's story and I can't help but feel sad for her..." She trails off before asking the Hokage a question "Um, Hokage-sama.. is there anyway we can talk to Kyubi-San?"

Thinking it over the Hokage after a few minutes nods and motions everyone over and explains "The jutsu I'm going to use is based off the Yamanaka clans ability to enter a person's mind. In order for it to work we must all hold hands." Everyone nods and clasps hands before the Hokage continues "Okay, everyone ready?" They all nod "Right! Mentaru Enro no Jutsu!" And the world around them turns black.

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Everyone opens their eyes to a beautiful sight. They find themselves within a scenic forest that appears to have been there since time began. Even Hiashi is struck dumb by the majesty of their surroundings. Only to be interrupted as a certain black-haired boy starts to jump around whooping as he has discovered that he is no longer in his cast. that is until Hana's fist slams him face first into the ground smiling while everyone else sweatdrops.

Naruto only laughs and once he stops he announces his presence to anyone within ear shot. "KYUBI-CHAN! WE'RE OVER HERE!" Causing Hana and Tsume to clap their ears in pain. Their about to shout at him for being so loud (A.N: Hypocrites) when they hear the nearby bushes rushel.

Everyone turns their eyes as a teenage girl in a blue kimono steps out behind them, realizing who it is once the nine swishing tails come into view. "Um, hello there. I'm the Kyubi no kitsune at your service." She tells them only to notice the Hokage staring at her.

Naruto is lost at the nervous look that has come over Kyubi's face until he notices the Hokage's stare. He walks in front of Kyubi as if protecting her and decides to snap him out of it "ERO-JIJI! STOP STARING AT KYUBI-CHAN!"

Hearing the shout snaps the Sandaime out of his thoughts (involving a certain wayward student of his and the books he writes) to see Naruto standing with a pissed off look on his face and his arms crossed. He can also see Kyubi crouched down behind as if trying to hide, at this point growls can be heard coming from Naruto as well as Tsume and Hana who aren't impressed. "Er, sorry about that Kyubi-sama."

Kyubi stands up putting her hand on Naruto's shoulder to calm him down 'He's so protective... That's why my Naruto-kun will make a good mate.' Kyubi blushes at her last thought 'My Naruto-kun? Since when is he MY Naruto-kun' deciding to let it go for now she begins to talk to her visitors. "Well, I'm willing to bet that your here to get some information. I might as well tell you that everything that Naruto has told you is true. I promise on my tails it's true." As she finishes her tails glow before going back to how they were.

"Well," The Hokage has trouble getting a response out. "Well, I guess that's the truth." At the questioning looks from the others he explains "To a kitsune swearing on their tails is the ultimate oath. If it's a falsehood all their power is taken away and they die."

Kyubi nods confirming it. Seeing that they have accepted it she begins "Hokage-sama-" only to be interrupted by the Sandaime.

"Please, as a sign of how sorry I am for my... Unfortunate lapse refer to me as Sarutobi."

"Ok, then... Sarutobi-San. As I was saying before Sarutobi-San is quite right if it was a lie I would have been rendered powerless and died. Anyways, I got some information for you all concerning Naruto-kun." Seeing that she has got their attention she continues "After looking Naruto-kun's body I came across some disturbing news. It would seem that my youki, or chakra as you call it, actually harms Naruto's body. In fact, I had to do some quick fixing otherwise Naruto's body would be suffering from youki poisoning. One of the things I did was speed up Naruto's absorption of the Magic gene from Harry. Strangely this was made easier due to the fact they're cousins." At the expressions of surprise on everyones faces she chuckles "Yeah, I know, surprised me too. The relation is on the maternal side by the way, and no, I won't say how close for right now."

Hiashi clears his throat to get her attention "Did you just say 'Magic' just now?"

Kyubi's eyes start to twinkle mischievously "I did indeed Hiashi-Sama. I did indeed. You see young Harry is in fact a wizard. In fact as of now Harry and Naruto are probably the ONLY wizards in the elemental countries. And before you ask the gene does act as a bloodline."

Tsume nods while ferally grinning "That's probably going to keep the council off Naruto's butt if only because there are two users."

Hiashi also gets an interested look "Indeed. In fact they might enact the 'Bloodline Revival Act' to get more users." He finishes looking at his daughter. "What exactly are the abilities of wizards?" Kyubi is about to answer when another voice interrupts.

"Perhaps I should answer that?" They all whip around to try to find out where the voice came from. "Up here." Looking up they notice a young man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Harry sitting on a branch.

Kyubi narrows her eyes at the intruder "Who are you? Better yet, what is a inu youkai doing here unsealed?" Causing everyone but a certain boy to tense up until Harry decides to break the oppressive silence.

"KURO! What are you doing here? And get your furry butt down here!" Harry yells pointing to his feet. Kuro salutes before walking off the branch and landing on the ground in front of the group."Well? Are you going to answer me or what?"

"Um, Harry-kun..." Hana asks tapping him on the shoulder "Do you know this guy?"

"Ya, unfortunately I do. This is Kuro my deadbeat demon of a previous incarnation. He's a total ass." Harry tells her in a deadpan voice.

"HEY! I am not a deadbeat I hate to tell you! Nor am I an ass!" Looking at the shocked faces (Well, six shocked faces and one annoyed) he decides to forestall any questions. "Look, Harry will explain everything later." Causing Harry to give a decent impression of Snape's glare "All you need to know is that I'm about as in control of him as Kyubi is in control of Naruto."

"Which brings back to the question of how your here and why." The Sandaime states.

"I'm here because I used the Kyubi's chakra and Naruto's blood to forge a connection between the two." Here he pauses before continuing "As to the reason... Felt like it I suppose." causing everyone to sweatdrop except for Harry who mumbles 'told you he was an ass' causing Kuro to glare at him. "I already told you! I AM NOT AN ASS! UNDERSTOOD! ehem! Anyways, you were wondering about the powers of wizards?" At Hiashi's nod he goes on "There are many abilities of wizards. First and foremost is the ability to use magic which acts like chakra. There are others as well. Wizards have an extended lifespan, depending on their power level this could be as little as 125 years or as much as a thousand like Merlin." At their shocked looks he shrugs " A wizard's body is also naturally tougher then a normal human's allowing their bodies to take more punishment then they could normally. This too is dependent on power levels. Also there are abilities present that act as... let's call them bloodlines within a bloodline."

"What's an example of these bloodlines within a bloodline Kuro-San?" Tsume asks cocking her head to one side.

"Well, Tsume-San" Kuro gives her a nod "There are many. What I mean by a 'Bloodline within a bloodline' is that they tend to run within wizarding families. Often the abilities can be traced back to a non-human ancestor or a deal with a magical creature. Harry's and now Naruto's Parseltoungue ability is one such idea. It originally came from a deal with a Naga and a wizard that had saved it. Metamorphmagi or a wizard/witch who can change their appearance (probably quite useful to a ninja) Probably has shape shifter or rarer the blood of the now extinct dopplegangers flowing though their veins. There are other's of course. Shifters who are descended from Lycanthropes can turn bestial, Cameliomagi: humans can camouflage themselves to the point of being invisible, and Animagi: humans who can transform into animals down to the genetic level at will. These are just some. There are some which have not appeared for hundreds of years, but might lie dormant within a witch or wizard without them knowing." Kuro finishes to the sight of a shocked Sandaime and two council members as well as a Hana who fallen onto her butt from surprise.

'Hmm. Just the fact that the village has gained such a bloodline might boost Naruto's popularity some. Though...' "Kuro-San, is there anyway to transfer the gene to someone else?" The Hokage asks only for Kyubi to answer.

"No," Kyubi replies shaking her head "the only reason Naruto even gained it was because I was here with my healing ability." Stopping for a second she continues "In fact anyone else would most likely not gain the ability to do magic though blood transfer, and if they were stupid to try to activate it... They would burn alive from the inside out. Anyways back to what I was saying before. Now that the gene has made Naruto more resistant to the damage caused by my chakra it has made a few more benefits. one of these is that with the toughened body Naruto should be able to open the nine gates with less damage to himself.-"

"Nine gates! Kyubi-San humans only have eight gates not nine." The Sandaime tells her only for her to huff at him.

"Well, your right and wrong at the same time." Kyubi explains "A normal human does indeed have eight gates, but a wizard has nine. This gate, reimon (spirit gate), allows a wizard to use all his potential magical power at once. In effect allowing a wizard to break the laws of reality and be able to match some minor demi-gods." She starts scratching her chin in thought "In fact I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some minor spirits were originally wizards who ascended via use of the ninth gate."

"I would like to point out here" Kuro interrupts "That Merlin himself is considered something of a demi-god even though he was originally mortal."

Sarutobi nods his head deep in thought before looking at Kyubi "You stated changes. What are the others?" stressing the word "changes"

'I hope Naruto-kun doesn't hate me for this' Kyubi takes a deep breath before beginning "You are quite right I said changes. Some of them will show up soon, while others are more long term. One of the long term ones is that Naruto may gain kitsune powers. He'll be considered a hanyou, at least, due to the fact that his body was unable to fully adapt to the strain and the magic somehow picked up on this and activated some dormant demonic blood running though his veins. Strangely enough it's kitsune blood. Though from who I have no idea. I'm so sorry Naruto-kun, I never meant for this to happen." Kyubi finishes looking at Naruto, eyes misting up thinking 'He'll probably hate me.. My mistake will make everything the villagers said true.' Only for Naruto to hug her.

He then tells her "I know you didn't mean for this to happen Kyubi-chan. But now that it has..." Here Naruto takes a big breath before facing Kyubi "I got something to ask, well two somethings. One, at which point will the transformation be complete, second... Well, I'll wait until you give me the answer to the first."

"Er, well," Kyubi begins lost for words "I can't give you a fixed date but it should be around your sixteenth birthday."

At this tidbit of information both Harry and Kuro's heads whip around and it's Harry's turn to ask a question "Kyubi-San, you did say sixteen?" At her confused nod Harry goes on "Now, isn't that interesting..."

"Um, Harry-kun...How is that fact interesting? I mean sixteen is just a number of years right?" Hana asks him confused. She becomes more confused (and slightly annoyed) when her questions cause him to chuckle.

Seeing this he quickly explains "I'm not laughing at you Hana-chan. I'm assuming that everyone here knows how your sixteenth year is referred to as your 'sweet sixteen'" as they nod he continues "Well, to a wizard Sixteen takes on more of a meaning as it is a year when a wizard experiences his first magical boost, in other words his/her magical power doubles or even triples. Afterwards, a wizard will get other smaller boosts at Twenty-five, fifty, one-hundred, and then another big boost at 200. IF he or she reaches that age." Harry looks around at the shocked faces "What?"

Naruto coughs to hide the shocked, gleeful look on his face before turning to Kyubi again "Well Kyubi-chan, about the second thing I was going to ask." Here Naruto looks sheepish "Er, being a kitsune and all... Um, since I may become one, do you think that you could teach me how to be one?"

"Er..." for once in her long life Kyubi finds herself speechless. After spending a few moments groping for words "Sure Naruto-kun... I would be honored." She finishes only for Naruto to jump on her, giving her a bear hug causing her to blush deeply.

"YAY! Not only do I get a wicked bloodline and cool kitsune powers, but I'll also got Kyubi-chan to teach me! Yosh! I'll be the greatest Hokage ever! Dattebayo!" Naruto exclaims causing Kyubi to giggle. 'Heh, Kyubi-chan has a nice giggle. I wonder why making her laugh makes me feel warm? Oh well...' Scratching his whiskered cheek "Neh, Kyubi-chan, when are we going to start my training?"

"How about later when you fall asleep Naruto-kun?" At his nod she smiles "Just to let you know now my training will be... odd for lack of a better word." Naruto just answers by giving her a bright smile.

The Hokage just chuckles 'I wonder if those two realize how they act around each other?' Looking again he realizes that they don't "Anyways, my curiosity is sated for now. Perhaps we should go?"

Hiashi then notices his daughter walking towards Kyubi "Um.. Kyubi-San?" Seeing that she has her attention she continues "I was.. wondering.. that is if you... would like to be friends..?" Hinata finishes poking her fingers together shyly.

Kyubi just nods with tears in her eyes "I would like that very much Hinata. However, with me being stuck in this seal I can't be much of a friend I'm afraid."

Kuro just looks at her "Kyubi, what are you talking about? Just have Naruto learn to create Shikigami, and he'll be able to summon you." At the looks he's getting he just goes "What?"

"Err, right! Anyways, you guys should probably get going now. Or don't you think people might think it odd that two council members, their daughters, the Hokage, an unknown child, and Naruto standing in a circle holding hands won't be suspicious? Oh! And Naruto?" At hearing his name Naruto turns towards her "I'll see you later when you go to sleep, ok?"

"You got it Kyubi-chan! See you later!" Naruto manages to get out before him and the others fade away.

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Everyone slowly comes out of the trance, blinking their eyes as they get used to the real light. They all look at the clock on the wall and noticed that less then five minutes have passed. The Hokage clears his throat "Perhaps, we should discuss about what we're going to say to the council? And,also Harry?" Seeing he has Harry's attention he continues. "You should probably explain who Kuro is and how he is inside of you."

Looking around Harry notices several people looking at him with interested expressions, except for Hana who is looking a bit pissed as well 'I wonder if it is possible to kill someone who is already dead...?'

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Steve: Well, that is that! This chapter is finally complete!

Pen-pen: Wark Wark! (About time!)

Steve: Well, with Hinata passed out after trying to catch Naruto, Unit-01! If you would!

Unit-01: My pleasure (points a remote towards a screen and clicks, causing the polls to pop up)

Harry powers:

Metamorphmagus 5

Chemiliomagus 4

Multi-animagus 5

Naruto's powers:

Metamorphmagus 3

Chemiliomagus 5

Multi-animagus 5

Steve: Well, that's all for now! Till next time! (Get's dragged off by Unit-01 as the screen fades out)

Jutsu list

Mentaru Enro no Jutsu (Mental Journey technique): B-Rank

This technique is based upon the Yamanaka clans ability to jump into a persons mind. Used to allow more then one person to enter a single mind, used usually for interigations.