Tana x Ephraim

Support C

Tana: Omg it's EPHRAIM, HI!

Ephraim: What! Tana you are far too weak to be of any use here in the front lines and I do not want to start this chapter over again because you weren't looking out for archers, so get back!

Tana: Noes, please! I want to be with you! I have to be where you are or else, or else . . . I'll scream!

Ephraim: I'm sorry, but if there is anything around that could possibly give me more experience than an archer my dogma dictates I must kill it. I can't protect you.

Tana: No fair! I've . . . had . . . training . . .

Ephraim: You're at level one! Any peasant could be a level one pegasus knight.

Tana: OMG I just hit that thing! I got experience WHOOHOO GO ME see I can fight too I'll look after myself I promise!

Ephraim: * sighs *

Support B (all of Tana's lines are exact)

Tana: Ephraim, do you remember when we first met?

Ephraim: Yeah I do, my father forced Erikia and I to go to your birthday party when we were little.

Tana: Oh, I'm so glad you remembered!

Ephraim: Yes, your father was overly happy that we were there. I think he was worried no one would show up. I met your brother there, too.

Tana: So, Ephraim, what did you think of the dress I was wearing?

Ephraim: How they hell am I supposed to remember! You're brother started firing nerf guns at me as soon as I walked in the door.

Tana: Do you remember my hair? I was so happy with it!

Ephraim: You're . . . hair . . . uh, I remember after the nerf gun fight I started using a broomstick to beat Innes over the head . . .

Tana: I'll bet you don't even remember what I said afterward!

Ephraim: Well you see after that we both got starting jousting with the-

Tana: Oh, you! You only remember what happened with my brother! You don't care about me at all, do you!

Ephraim: Nope.

Tana: Fine! Why should I care about you when you can't even be bothered to care about me? You just keep having fun with my brother and don't pay me any mind at all!

Ephraim: Wait, don't go over there, you're in range of a ballista! . . . Oh jeez, women.

Support A

Tana: HI EPHRAIM wanna go hang out?

Ephraim: Oh, done PMS-ing are you?

Tana: Huh?

Ephraim: Nvm.

Tana: Erikia made this lunch for us. Assuming she's a better cook than I am, it should taste okay. Eat with me?

Ephraim: In the middle of the battle! Sorry to tell you this but the world doesn't go on hold every time you wanna have a pick-nick, princess.

Tana: Whaa~ why do you always act like you hate me so much~~?

Ephraim: Because I do hate you.

Tana: But w-why? I do everything it says in the book about dating I bought and you still never open up to me? Why!

Ephraim: Because you're an annoying idiot.

Tana: Is there someone else?

Ephraim: Yeah, the whole world. I'd rather date anyone else but you.

Tana: But you hardly know me! I'm sure you'd like me better if we spent some time together.

Ephraim: That is so cheesie.

Tana: Don't talk about me like that!

Ephraim: (oh shit she's getting seriously angry) Oh, no, It was a compliment, I mean, you're cheesie, you know, like a . . . poem, or something, a romantic poem!

Tana: Really! Does that mean you'll stop ignoring me?

Ephraim: Oh fine, if it will get you off my back, now let me be so I can go kill that guy!

Tana: Oh, goodie!