Steve: Well, here's the Omake I promised.

Unit-01: Well it's really a flashback.

Steve:(Shrugs) In a sense it's the same thing. Anyhow, Pen-pen, if you'd please?

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

Why me?Shinigami/Demon

'Who?' Thoughts

-YO!- Animal speech

OMAKE: Kyubi's first bowl of ramen

Naruto is currently lying in bed bored out of his skull so he decides to talk to his furry little friend. 'Hey, Kyubi-chan! You want to talk?'

'Huh? Wha? Oh, Hel-Yawn-lo Naruto-kun. How are you?' Kyubi asks sleepily.

'Oops, you weren't sleeping were you Kyubi-chan?'

'That's okay Naruto-kun, I don't mind.' Kyubi reassures him. 'So what's up?'

'Oh, well I was bored and wanted to talk to you… Hope you don't mind.' Naruto tells her embarrassed.

'That's not a problem. So what do you want to talk about?' She asks interested in what he would come out with.

'Well I was wondering about our shared senses, ya know.' Feeling her nod, he continues. 'What other senses can we share? And are there any you would like to use.'

'Good question.' Thinking for a bit Kyubi responds. 'Well, as I told you, with your permission I can share them. Any of them. As to the second… Well, I can't really decide.'

'Could we share all of them at once?' Naruto ponders only to stand straight due to the shock he can feel from Kyubi. 'Kyubi-chan?'

'It's nothing Naruto-kun.' Feeling Naruto's disbelief she sighs. 'Well, I thinkwe might be able to share all five senses. But to be frank… I just don't know.' Suddenly Kyubi can feel something. 'Naruto-kun, what are you doing?'

'Just seeing about something.' Concentrating, Naruto can feel something. If you asked him to describe it he would say that it felt like he had been transformed into a glove, or clothing, and someone put him on. 'Well, what do you think Kyubi-chan?' He can hear her sniffling. 'Kyubi-chan?'

'It's nothing.' Kyubi tells him with a voice laden with emotion. 'It's just that I can… feel, touch, taste, see, hear and smell for the first time in long time.' Then very quietly adds. 'Thank-you.'

'Not a problem, Kyubi-chan.' Suddenly Naruto's head twists around without him doing so. 'What the..!'

'What… I just wanted to see behind you and your head turned.' Thinking it over for a second, she contacts Naruto. 'Naruto, I'm going to try something, please don't freak,' Kyubi goes to move her arm and nearly goes into shock as Naruto's arm moves. Understanding Naruto's unasked question she spends a few seconds sorting her thoughts, she begins. 'I think I know what's happening. It's like a partial possession. I can only move your body if you let me. Amazing.'

'So what do you want to do first?' Naruto asks her.

'Er, I wouldn't mind having something to eat. After all, I haven't had a real meal in… well I don't know.' Kyubi tells bashfully. And you can probably tell Naruto's answer.

'Sure! How about ramen? It is the greatest food after all.'

'I don't see why not. I'm actually interested after seeing your memories. Unfortunately taste doesn't translate well in memories.' Kyubi tells him while shrugging. A knock at the door causes Naruto's head to whip around. 'I wonder who's there?'

'One second.' Clearing his throat Naruto calls out. "Who's there?" Only to hear a familiar chuckle. "Oji-san!"

"Right in one Naruto-kun." The Sandaime states as he walks in. "And I come baring gifts." Naruto suddenly recognizes a smell as behind the Sandaime comes Ayame from Ichiraku's pushing a serving cart covered in bowls of ramen.

'Oh… That smells divine.' Kyubi whispers drooling.

'Of course it smells divine. Ramen is the food of the gods after all.'

0000000 Up in the Heavenly courts000000

Several gods (including Inari) sneeze while sitting at the Angelic Ramen stand. Looking around, they shrug and go back to their meals.

00000000 Back in Konoha 00000000000

Naruto notices Harry coming in ahead of Hana with a few bowls on his wheelchair's tray. Waving to him both miss the flustered look that Ayame sends him as well as the calculating one Hana gives her. Turning back to his ramen, he takes a deep breath. The smile on his face grows listening to Kyubi whine. 'You ready for this?'

'Of course I'm ready! I've been ready for a bit. Now stop teasing me!' Realizing what she did, Kyubi is quick to apologize. 'Sorry, I didn't mean to snap.'

'That's okay Kyubi-chan. I think I can understand.' Seeing the Sandaime waving his hand in front of his face, Naruto blushes as he realizes that Sarutobi had been trying to get his attention. "Sorry, Oji-san. I was just… er." he trails off as he realizes that Ayame is listening in.

"Don't worry, Naruto-kun. I have already explained things to her." Sandaime reassures him.

"Yup! Anyways you should be eating your ramen before it gets cold." Ayame tells him while wagging her finger at him only to laugh as she sees him grab a bowl and some chopsticks.

Blushing Naruto turns to her. "What? It would be a sin to waste ramen." Twirling some noodles around and lifting them to his mouth, he thinks. 'You ready Kyubi-chan?' only to feel her nod.

'Ah, huh! When ever you are Naruto-kun.' As the taste hits her, her eyes grow large. After a few seconds as Naruto is about to ask if she's alright… 'OHHHH. Oh yes! More! More! Mmmm! So Goood! It's so thick! And Salty! Oh I LOVE IT! MORE!' Kyubi shudders in pleasure.

After a few more minutes of this, Kyubi goes quiet. A bit concerned Naruto asks if she's alright. 'Uh, Kyubi-chan…? Are you, um, alright?'

Breathing deeply, she answers him. 'Sorry Naruto-kun. Um, I just haven't had something in so long that I guess… I couldn't help myself.' She tells him bashfully.

Naruto just chuckles. 'Don't worry about it. I understand how ramen can effect a first-timer such as yourself.' Then adding slyly. 'There's still several bowls, but I suppose you don't want the-'

'GIVE! ME! MORE! NOW!' Kyubi interrupts him in her demonic voice, only to blush as she realizes he was teasing her. She begins to pout. 'Mou, that was mean Naruto-kun.'

Naruto begins to chuckle. When Sarutobi asks what's so funny Naruto tells him how Kyubi reacted only to grow confused as Hana and Ayame blush, Sarutobi gets a perverted look, and Harry puts his face in his hands. Shrugging, he turns back to his ramen and smiles as he hears making sounds of enjoyment…

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Unit-01: You can be such a pervert... (thinks for a moment) Much like myself.

Steve: Thanks, and before you ask Kyubi's reaction is based off one in a fanfic in the Naruto section. I just found it so funny I had to use my own version.

Hinata: But would Kyubi-san really react the same way?

Steve: Probably, after all anyone who's a fan of Anime knows demons love ramen. Well, onto the next chapter!