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We open to the sight of Kyubi slowly opening her eyes. Patting around her she realizes that she's alone in the bed. Jolting awake she looks around wildly only for a mouth-watering smell to fully wake her up. Leaping from the bed, she rushes into the kitchen, to see a sight that would normally cause anyone who knows Naruto to break down in laughter. For there is Naruto… in an pink apron… cooking some breakfast. Turning around Naruto is greeted to the sight of a drooling Kyubi, chuckling he greets her. "Good morning, Kyubi-chan. Have a good sleep?"

Embarrassed, Kyubi wipes away the drool from her chin. "Hai, Naruto-kun. As usual I had a wonderful night." She tells him kissing him on the top of his head. "So, what's for breakfast?"

"Well… We have some bacon, eggs, English muffins, sausages and some fresh squeezed orange juice." Naruto tells an excited kitsune. "Yours is already on the table." And before you can say Akatsuki, she's sitting down and making sounds of enjoyment as she eats her breakfast. That is another thing that has changed. Where before Naruto was lucky to find edible food, now he can use Row or Hedwig to teleport elsewhere in Hi no kuni and get fresh food (though it helps that Harry has taught him how to cook, quite well in fact).

"Famks Marthuo-hum!" Kyubi tells him around a mouthful of food. Hearing him chuckle good naturedly, she quickly swallows before trying again through an heavy blush. "I mean, thanks Naruto-kun."

"Your very welcome, Kyubi-chan. At least I know you like my cooking." He laughs a bit seeing her nod her head.

"You should really give yourself more credit, Naruto-kun."

"Hmm, Kyubi-chan, can I ask you a question?" Hearing her mumble through another mouthful of food, he continues. "What happens to all the food you eat when your outside the seal?" Kyubi stops as she ponders this before going wide-eyed.

"You know what? I actually don't know. I mean it has to go somewhere, right? After all it can't just disappear." Scratching her head she glares at Naruto before growling. "Thanks a lot, now that's going to bother me until I figure it out." Naruto just laughs.

"Your very welcome, Kyubi-chan." He laughs again at her playful pout before his attention is taken by the rest of the household. "Good morning, guys. Good sleep?" Getting several mumbles in return he just turns back to the stove and finishes cooking his own breakfast. Sitting across from Harry he notices he's looking thoughtful this morning. "Something the matter Nii-san?"

Shaking his head, Harry replies. "Nah, just thinking over some things Kuro told me last night." Looking over at his inquisitive familiars, he continues. "Let's just say he had the guts to say a few things I needed to hear, and leave it at that." And with that he turns back to his meal. Shrugging, the others begin to place eat their breakfast. Row grabs a few apples and an English muffin before glaring at Sal who's piling scrambled eggs on her plate. Looking up Sal just grins.

"What? I happen to like eggs. So yummy and good for you too." Hedwig snorts nearly spraying Kyubi.

"Sal, don't aggravate her. You know how me and her feel about eating eggs." Shaking her head at Sal's smirk, she turns back to her own plate which has plenty of meat on it. "Still, why don't you try some of this wonderful bacon, Row?" Hedwig grin grows at Row sniff.

"You know I can't eat meat. Carnivores." Row says the last bit in the tone most girls and women use when they say 'Boys/Men' causing Hedwig and Sal to giggle and before you know it the whole table is laughing.

000000000000000 Three hours later 0000000000

The group has finished eating and is currently cleaning up… Well, most of them since Kyubi is banging her head into the wall trying to figure out what happens to the food she eats. Saying their goodbyes, the group (Harry, Naruto and the familiars) head out to the academy. After waiting for five minutes Kyubi stops banging her head and, looking around, rushes into the living room before turning on the TV. "Finally, I got the whole place to myself." Suddenly she notices Kuromi beside her. 'Well, mostly to myself'.' She thinks sweat dropping. Kuromi just pulls out a bowl of popcorn and a DVD disk.

"I do believe this is the disk you want. It's the newest season, compliments of master Naruto." Kuromi sweat drops (How is anyone's guess) at the starry eyed, squealing kitsune queen. 'Is she really the leader of the Bijuu?'

'Once again Naruto-kun reminds me of why I love him so much!' Taking the disk reverently she places it in the DVD player before rushing off to the sofa. 'Thank Kami that some alternate dimensions are more advanced then Harry's.' As the DVD begins, Kyubi sighs to herself. "Can life get any better? A bowl of popcorn, some butterbeer, a boyfriend who cares, and the newest season of CSI… Somehow I doubt it."

"Well, I think it could be better." Seeing Kyubi's inquisitive look, Kuromi goes on. "There could be blood… lots of blood. Blood makes everything better." Kuromi says this with a sadistic smile on her face causing Kyubi to sweat drop.

'Can't believe I forgot that Harry sealed part of his sadistic side in her along with most of his dark side.' Shaking her clear, Kyubi turns back to the TV. 'Oh, well… Let's see what Grissom has in store this time…'

00000000000 At the Academy 000000000000000000

Both boys rush into the classroom and, smirking, turn to each other with a high five for actually being on time for once when… "BAM!" They promptly get run over by Sasuke's fan club, who begin to crowd their idol (and sit next to him). Row, Hedwig and Sal come in a few seconds later, seeing Harry and Naruto are unconscious they drag them to their seats thinking. 'They never learn.'

A few minutes later Iruka walks in and sighs at the sight of two of his students unconscious and covered in footprints. 'Why must this happen almost everyday?' Shaking his head, he throws a piece of chalk with deadly accuracy. Ignoring their death glares, he turns and faces the class. "Well…" He begins. "We find ourselves on the cusp of a new day. Me, because I'll hopefully see many of you become shinobi. You, because you have taken the first step towards your future. Whatever it may be." Nodding towards several chunin (Selected by the Sandaime in order for nothing to be sabotaged), who then begin to hand out sheets. "Here is the written portion of the exams. You have approximately one hour thirty minutes to complete it. You may now begin."

Going down the list, Naruto and Harry answers each one. They both come across one they find interesting. 'Hmmm, this is different.' Naruto thinks as he goes over it. 'You are in command of a force of ninja and you must take a mountain top fortress. How do you do it? Note that the fortress is fully stocked and nothing gets in past you, but no one leaves either.' Unknown to Naruto this question is the only one the council managed to get past the Hokage and is considered to be unanswerable. Unless you use Akimichi clan members and their jutsu the only possible answer is to lay siege, perhaps for months. Both Harry and Naruto use a strategy they found in a history book dealing with medieval history.

When the time is up Iruka clears his throat to get their attention. "Now that that's done, we'll head outside for the next portion of the test." Walking out Iruka is soon followed by his class.

00000000000000000 Outside 0000000000000000

Iruka looks at each of his students. Nodding at something only he can see, he continues. "The next part is the practical. It is split up into three parts: Taijutsu, weapons skills, and any jutsu outside the academy curriculum for extra credit. Okay, the chunin behind me will be testing taijutsu." Iruka states while pointing at Kotetsu who grins.

Eventually Harry comes onto the platform. He shoots a questioning look at Kotetsu. "Sooo…"

"Um, what?" A confused chunin asks.

"How exactly did you get picked? I mean usually you either doing paperwork or guard duty at the main gate." Thinking it over, Kotetsu shrugs.

"Eh, luck of the draw I guess." He facefualts at what Harry says next.

"In other words you somehow pissed Oji-san off again, huh?" Laughing at the annoyed, grumbling chunin, Harry begins his test. He starts by moving into the stance of the taijutsu style him and Naruto have invented, the "Yami Ryuu no Ten" (Dark Dragon of the Heavens). Which Harry and Naruto developed by using what they know of commando hand to hand techniques as a base. Harry smirks as he remembers the old SAS solder that the goblins had tracked down to train them. (AN: Yes, they can travel between worlds by using Row or Hedwig. And goblins can do anything… for the right price.)

Raising an eye brow at the odd stance, Kotetsu never the less rushes in only to wince as Harry delivers an palm strike to the arm, almost breaking the elbow. Harry then grabs the arm before delivering a knee to the chest, then flipping him before going for the pin. "Not bad gaki. You pass." the stunned chunin grunts. Rubbing his arm, he shakes his head before turning to the next student. "Well, you're brother got lucky. Unfortunately for you I now know how to handle you. Begin!" The words are barley out of his mouth before Naruto disappears only to end the match a moment later… with a knee shot to Kotetsu's groin.

"Well, that's that!" Naruto states clapping his hand, ignoring most of the guys winching (as well as Harry palming his face). "Since I got you down I pass, right?" Seeing Kotetsu nod weakly he walks off as some medics put the poor chunin in a stretcher before taking off.

"Um… er…" At a loss for words Iruka takes a few seconds to compose himself before continuing. "Er, right! Onto weapons. Neko-san," At this Iruka gestures at a female ANBU in a cat mask who waves at Naruto and Harry while snickering. "Here will be testing you on different weapons. Any weapons will do, but anything other then kunai and shuriken will count as one point extra. Now, Akimechi Chouji…." Eventually he calls up Harry who walks to the designated spot.

"Hello Neko-chan! How are you today? Hayate better yet?" Harry asks her smiling while remembering how she apologized for her partner attacking him and Naruto all those years ago, as well as how she helped them out with weapons as a sign of regret.

Shaking her head at how he refers to her, she answers. "Well, I've been having a good day so far. I'm still recovering from a mission so to me this is a relaxing vacation. Hayete is also doing better, he says thanks for the cough potion." After watching him throw his shuriken and kunai, she turns back to him. "Now are their any other weapons you would like to use?" A glint in the eyeholes show that she knows exactly what the answer will be.

"Yup! Give me a sec, okay?" Seeing her nod, Harry reaches in and grabs a hand full of senbon. After he throws them he reaches into his jacket and pulls out two small almost dart like objects. Smiling he calls out his attack. "Rasenbyo!" And with that the two objects pierce directly where the eyes on the dummy are showing a fatal hit. "Well? Was that good enough?" Harry asks while turning only to get confused when Neko shakes her head.

"Harry-kun that was quite good. Nice to see your training and hard work is paying off. However, Hokage-sama asked that I test you and Naruto on your ability with to fight with knifes." She tells him while pulling two long kunai from a special holder on her thigh. "Hope that you don't mind."

Her answer is shown when Harry grins. "Nope! I was wondering what level my Naifujutsu (Knife technique) is. Guess I'll find out." And with that Harry reaches into his cloak and pulls out two bowie knifes. "Shall we?"

"Let's." Neko replies with a hidden grin before rushing Harry. What occurs causes a certain amount of disbelief among the teachers (with several of the students resolving to learn how to wield a knife) as Harry is replaced by a whirling dervish. After a minute and a half both combatants stop with a few scratches and cuts on them. Shaking her head, Neko just looks at Harry chuckling. "Not bad, gaki. I must admit, your naifujutsu is a useful skill. You pass." Turning to Naruto she states. "Your turn Naruto." As Harry steps off the platform he is pulled aside by Iruka.

"Harry that was amazing! How do you know how to wield those weapons?" Harry just chuckles at him as he sees Iruka's attention being taken by the sight of Naruto's own extra weapons (a blowgun and a pair of bowie knifes as well).

"Simple, there's not much jutsu-wise me and Naruto can learn sensei due to not having any known ninja in our families. So we focused on taijutsu and weapons skills." Harry shrugs his shoulders. "While we're proficient, we're no where near the skills of that girl from last year when it comes to weapons. Ten-ten I think her name was. I saw her use at least ten different weapons."

"Still, not too many genin have proficiency in more then kunai and shuriken. So in that you have something to be proud of." Iruka explains while watching a grinning Naruto come down from the platform. Shaking his head he returns back to the matter at hand. "Ok, now that we got that out of the way we'll go to the next item on the list. Will anyone with any jutsu not taught at the academy please step forward." (AN: Ok, I'm going to skip to the bushin because all Harry and Naruto did was use a few spells.)

0000000000000 Two hours later: Classroom 000000000000000

Harry is sweating in front of Mizuki and Iruka as they explain the test. "… and all you have to do is create three Bushin." Iruka finishes.

'Kuso! I suck at Bushin no jutsu. I just have too much chakra to do it… wait! That's it! I have TOO much chakra! So if I get rid of the excess somehow I should be able to perform it. But how…' Harry suddenly grins as he gets an idea, which scares the chunin. 'Oy! Row, Hedwig, Sal! Are you there?' He thinks getting his answer a second later.

'Yes, we are. Why?' Rows asks through their bond. 'Something the matter?'

'No, I just need your guys help for about a minute. Here's why…' He then explains his idea. '… So do you think you three can do that for me?'

'Hmm, we should be able to. Hold on for one second.' After a few moments she contacts him again. 'Ok, we're ready. Hedwig just transported Sal into one of the underground tunnels nearby so this can work.'

'Thanks!' And with that Harry begins to focus his chakra into his familiars in order to deplete his own reserves. The reason for Sal being in the tunnel was so that she could resume her full size in order to hold more of Harry's chakra. Once he feels his chakra reach the right level, he performs the handsigns and with a cry of "Bushin no jutsu!" actually performs the technique.

Smiling, Iruka hands over a Hitai-ate which Harry puts on with part of it slightly askew so as to cover his scar. "Congratulations, Harry you are now a genin. Now when you head out, could you please send Naruto in?"

"Sure, Iruka-sensei!" Harry tells him as he walks out the door. A few moments later Naruto walks in.

"Hey Iruka-sensei! So what do I have to do?" Naruto asks with a note of confidence.

"Ok, All you have to do is perform Henge, Kawarimi, and finally bushin." Iruka tells him. As Naruto performs the first two Iruka simply nods. 'Hopefully he perform the Bushin.' Seeing Naruto rubbing the back of his head Iruka asks. "Well? Is there a problem?"

"Er, no Iruka-sensei. It's just that you know how I can't perform normal Bushin, right." Naruto asks somewhat sheepishly.

"(Sigh) Naruto, if you can't perform a Bushin, then I have to fail you-" He's suddenly cut off by Naruto waving his arms around.

"No! No! No! That's not what I meant! What I meant was that I can't use a normal Bushin, but I can use something just as good." Seeing the sceptical look on Iruka he continues. "Just watch, ok?" And with that Naruto pulls out three paper cut-outs with his name on them in kanji. After a quick chant they glow and in a puff of smoke there are four Naruto's in the room. "Well? Do I pass?"

Iruka gets up and inspects each of the "clones" closely. After a few minutes of trying everything to see if they were under a Henge or genjutsu, Iruka turns to Naruto with a disbelieving look. "Amazing! What are they?"

"They're my shikigami copies." Naruto tells him excitedly. "So… do I pass?"

Iruka looks at him with a stern look causing Naruto to bend his head thinking that he failed, only to whip it back up at his next words. "Well, they are a Bushin jutsu of sorts I guess, so… You pass!" Iruka tells him only to nearly get knocked down by an joyful Naruto. However neither notices Mizuki griping his pencil so hard it snaps…

000000000 A few hours later 000000000

Naruto is currently waiting on a swing for his brother and ignoring the glares and mutters from some… disappointed villagers, when a shadow falls over him. Looking up he sees Mizuki there. "Mizuki-sensei…?"

"Ah, Naruto, how are you? Anyways, I have got something that I've got to tell you." Seeing the inquiring look he chuckles darkly inside his mind. "Due to the way you and your brother's scores are, I'm afraid that you won't be on the same team."

Naruto can't help but have a shocked feeling run through his body. "Bu… But, we've always been together!" Hearing Mizuki clear his throat he focuses his attention on him again.

"Well, me and some other's have thought of a way around this." Mizuki begins with a smile. "You see we put together a little extra-credit test to raise your scores. All you have to do is…" He finishes up a minute later. "…and that's all you have to do and you'll both be on the same team." Mizuki tells him. 'Yes, that's all you have to do and then you'll meet your end demon… and I'll get the power I deserve from Orochimaru-sama.'

Smiling at him Naruto nods. "Understood. I'll pass this test! Dattebayo!" Mizuki just nods and begins to walk away not knowing or caring what Naruto's smile hides. 'Does he honestly expect me to believe him? The chances of them setting up a test to help me is astronomical. As that Hamlet guy would say "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." Still, I'll tell nii-san just in case.' Seeing Harry walk out, he waves him over and after a quick explanation, goes silent.

"Hmm, your right. Something just doesn't seem right about the whole thing. Especially since most of the sensei's hate your guts, the fools, so why would they do something that would make you happy? Doesn't make sense, unless…" Harry trails off only for Naruto to finish, nodding.

"It's a trap." Shaking his head he continues. "But what if it isn't a trap? Should we take the chance Harry-nii?"

"No, your right. We'll do as he says, but…" Here Harry fixes Naruto with a stare "but we'll do it while prepared." Seeing Naruto nod he smiles. "Well, time to get some supplies. Operation: Pandora's box will begin at zero hundred hours tonight." Seeing Naruto's stare, he scratches the back of his head while chuckling sheepishly. "What? It does contain forbidden knowledge so the name fits. Besides, I feel a change in the wind…"

0000000000000 Later at the Hokage tower 0000000000

Both Harry and Naruto are entering the room containing the Forbidden scroll of seals, Shaking their heads. "Nii-san, if this place is so secure… how come none of the ANBU noticed us? And the traps are far too easy." He smiles when Harry snorts.

"Yah, tell me about it. Most of the traps are also above our head! Literally. Anyways we're here." Looking around they rapidly find what their looking for. They're about to leave when the door opens revealing the Sandaime, who blinks.

"What are you two doing here?" Sarutobi then narrows his eyes when he sees the Forbidden scroll. "And what are you doing with that scroll."

"Sorry, Oji-san. Hope you don't get too pissed. Oroike no jutsu!" And with that the two brothers transform into their female versions. (Harry looks similar to Misato minus the scar with pale milky skin, green, laughing eyes, messy hair and a lightning bolt scar) Both take innocent poses. And as one: "Oji-san… just let us take the scroll? You shouldn't be so… tense." And the reaction is expected. He gets knocked out via nosebleed.

"…" Harry and Naruto just stare at the fallen kage in shock for a few moments. "I… I honestly didn't expect it to work…" Is about the only thing Harry can say before both take off, but not before Harry slips a note explaining their actions into the Hokage's robe.

A few minutes later, they arrive at the meeting ground. Looking around Naruto unfolds the scroll, only to groan in disbelief. "Kuso! A bushin jutsu! Kami must hate me." Intrigued, Harry makes his way over and looks at the description. Naruto's head whips around at the sound of Harry's laughter. "Er, are you okay nii-san?" Naruto asks nervously. 'Hopefully he hasn't finally snapped…' Calming down, Harry looks at Naruto with a twinkle in his eye (Not unlike that of a certain old coot).

"Naruto… Have you even looked at the description?" Seeing him shake his head, Harry's grin grows even larger. "Kage Bushin no jutsu: A B-rank ninjutsu that split's the users chakra among the various bushin. Note that this can cause a person to die of chakra exhaustion if they do not have enough chakra, hence why it is a forbidden technique. Also, as a side-effect, all knowledge and experience gained by the bushin will be transferred over to the user when it dispels. This can cause mental fatigue and other health problems due to mental overload." Seeing Naruto's shocked look, Harry chuckles. "This is perfect for us because of our massive chakra stores."

Rubbing his chin, Naruto gives his brother a look. "I don't like that thing about mental overload though." Harry however just shakes his head.

"For a normal person it might be a problem, however you've forgotten about our occlumancy training. All the mental strain would be absorbed by our shields." Naruto begins to grin.

"Well? What are we waiting for? Let's do it!"

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Naruto is currently sitting on a log looking over the scroll while breathing hard. Harry's left with a magically produced copy of the scroll so he's alone for the moment. Suddenly Iruka appears startling Naruto, who after a seconds pause points at Iruka. "Sensei! I found you!" He ends up with his face in the ground, a large, painful lump on his head curiously of his pissed-off sensei.

"You baka! I found you! Do you even know how much trouble your in since you stole the forbidden scroll! It's forbidden for a reason!" Iruka's rant would have continued along this line if not for what Naruto said next.

"But Iruka-sensei, Mizuki-sensei said that if I learned one jutsu from the scroll both me and nii-san would be on the same team."

Looking him over, Iruka notices that he does look tired. 'He must have been training hard for him to look that tired… Wait a minute, Mizuki told him…' Hearing a whistling sound Iruka pushes Naruto to the ground, taking several hits from shuriken and kunai. "Ugh!"

"IRUKA-SENSEI!" Naruto yells shocked. He gets pissed when he hears a dark chuckle, and turning around he is greeted with the unwelcome sight of Mizuki with a look of dark pleasure on his face. 'Damn that bastard. He's enjoying this!'

"Ah, too bad for you Iruka that you had to find him before me. Then again… I'm sure you had your reasons. Hmmm?" Mizuki sighs dramatically before turning to Naruto. "Hey kid, guess what? I'm going to tell you a secret."

Putting a interested look on his face Naruto already has an idea of what he's talking about. "Ano sa! Ano sa! What's the secret?"

"Mizuki! Don't! It's forbidden!" Iruka shouts. 'I hope it's not what I think it is, otherwise Naruto might be crushed!'

Chuckling, Mizuki just ignores him. "So do you want to find out what the secret is? It's something that Iruka's been hiding from you." His grin grows at Naruto's nod, as well as the fact that Iruka's begging him not to say it. "The secret is that thirteen years ago the Kyubi wasn't killed by the the Yondaime. Rather it was sealed into it's human form. In other words… YOU ARE THE KYUBI NO KITSUNE! You were the one who killed Iruka's parents, in fact he hates you! So do everyone a favour and die!" And with that he throws one of his fuma shuriken at Naruto, who's currently frozen.

'Iruka-sensei hates me… because Kyubi-chan killed his parents…' He just stands there as the shuriken comes closer with memories of all the times he's spent with Iruka rushing though his head. Suddenly, he's tackled to the ground as he hears the horrible meaty thunk of the shuriken hitting flesh. After a few droplets hit his face, he looks up at Iruka's tearful eyes. "Sensei… why?"

"I'm… I'm so sorry Naruto. I.. I should have realized sooner, but I was too wrapped up in my own painful past to realize that you were in pain as well. Please forgive me." Iruka tells him through his tears, remembering his own time as a orphan. "After my parents died, I became a prankster in order to get attention. I should have realized that you and Harry were the same…" After that Naruto jumps up and runs away. Iruka glares at a laughing Mizuki.

"Che, you should have expected that Iruka. After all, he's just like me. He'll use the power of the scroll to take vengeance on this village." His grin however dies at Iruka's next words.

"Mizuki, you bastard. Naruto's nothing like you! He'll protect this village with his life." Seeing Mizuki smirk return, his scowl returns.

"Iruka, you are so naïve. However, don't worry. Once he's dead you'll soon join him demon-lover." And with that he jumps away.

Shakily, Iruka gets to his feet. Only one thing on his mind: 'I have to get to Naruto first.'

(AN: Ok, I'm just going to skip to when Mizuki asks why Iruka cares since everything else goes according to cannon.)

"You're right Mizuki. I DO hate the Kyubi…" Iruka tells him.

'Mizuki was right after all… Iruka-sensei does hate me…' Naruto's head however whips up as Iruka continues.

"…I do hate the Kyubi. But not Naruto. For he is someone for whom I have the greatest respect. He is a proud ninja of Konohagakure as well as someone I consider like a ototu or son. So you can go to HELL!"

"Che! I thought you were smarter then that. Oh, well. I was going to kill you later but now is just as good." And Mizuki starts to spin the shuriken he's holding before rushing at Iruka.

'Huh. So this is how it ends, eh. At least Naruto got away, and that's what's important… Though the thought that he thinks I hate him sucks… At least soon I'll see my parents soon. Wonder if their proud of me?' Iruka thinks accepting that he's going to die, when an orange blur slams into Mizuki knocking him into a tree. "What the… NARUTO!?"

"Don't you dare hurt Iruka-sensei or I'll kill you!" Naruto states giving off a bit of killing intent, not noticing that Mizuki's shuriken had caught his Hitai-ate almost cutting through it. Mizuki gets up and scowls at him.

"Damn you! And what exactly do you think you're going to do? I'm a chunin and there's nothing you can do to stop me from killing you." Mizuki tells him with a bloodthirsty look on his face. Naruto only grins his own version.

"Oh ya? Try it and I'll pay you back a hundred no a thousand fold." He then puts his hands into what would become his signature handsign. "TAIJU BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" And the clearing disappears in a cloud of smoke, and when they can all see again Iruka can't help but look around in awe (Mizuki however is currently letting go of whatever is in his bladder and bowels). For there isn't a place where there's not a Naruto clone.

'Incredible! There must be hundreds, no, more then a thousand clones… More then that there solid.' Iruka grins as a thought comes to him. 'Mizuki-teme… your about to be given a A-rank ass-who opening… Oh, Kami-sama! I've been hanging out with Anko WAY too much…'

"Well? Aren't you going to kill us?" All the bushin grin as Mizuki can get barely a whine out. "Alright then if your not coming to us we'll go to you!" And with that they begin a beat down that Mizuki would never forget (though he truly tried). Well, most of them anyways since some just hit him with spells. After his cries of pain and agony become just whimpers they all dispel revealing Mizuki in his beaten glory. " Um, opps? Guess I went to far huh?" Naruto asks looking at Iruka while scratching the back of his head.

"Nah!" Iruka tells him before looking closer at the beaten chunin. With a look of surprise he turns to Naruto. "WHAT DID YOU HIT HIM WITH?!" Iruka shouts pointing at the various tentacles spouting from him as well as the fact that that's not the only thing that doesn't belong on a human.

"Heh, heh. Guess some of those spells shouldn't mix huh?" Noticing Iruka staring at him he rubs his nose. "What?"

"You're Hitai-ate!" Iruka shouts as at that moment the cut from the shuriken causes it to snap and fall. Seeing Naruto's shocked and disbelieving look Iruka comes to a decision. "Naruto, close your eyes." When he does so he feels Iruka untying what remains of the cloth, before retying something on. "Well? Open your eyes." Naruto does so only to see Iruka without his Hitai-ate. "Thanks, Nauto." Naruto shouts in happiness and jumps on Iruka, hugging him. "ITAI! That HURTS! UGH! KUSO, I'M STILL INJURED NARUTO!" Both of them turn around at a thump with a kunai in their hands only to blink seeing Harry there looking confused.

"Um, did I miss something?" Harry asks seeing the damage around him, only to blink as they burst into laughter. "Did I say something wrong…?"

000000 A while later at the Hokage tower 00000000

"… and that's what happened Oji-san." Naruto finishes looking at the Hokage who's currently smoking his pipe. Getting up, Sarutobi makes his way to the window.

"Well, that's good to hear, however there will be consequences Harry-kun for your position on the shinobi council." He tells them only to raise an eyebrow at Harry's snort.

"Have you forgotten that a member of the council can set a trap if they think they can catch a traitor?" Harry then gives the Sandaime a confused look. "Besides, didn't you read the note we left you?" Harry asks only to blink as it's the Hokage's turn to look confused.

"Note? What note?" The elderly ninja asks scratching his head only to blink as a piece of paper falls out of his robe. "OH! You mean that note." He sweatdrops at the disbelieving looks sent his way. Suddenly Iruka speaks up.

"Hokage-sama?" Seeing the leader of the village turn to him he continues. "Why is it that Harry already knows about the Kyubi? I take it that this means that Naruto already knows?" His eyes narrow seeing the nervous looks being shot around. "What are you hiding?" His head turns towards Naruto who begins to explain.

"Well Sensei it's like this…" Naruto begins to explain as Harry uses some healing spells to heal Iruka's injuries. "… so ya… That's the full explanation." Naruto finishes watching the speechless Academy teacher. Turning to the Hokage Iruka sees him nod. After a minute he turns to Naruto and begins to speak.

"So let me get this straight." Iruka starts "Kyubi attacked because of something Madara did. (Everyone nods) And you (Pointing at Naruto) and Kyubi are boyfriend and girlfriend, correct?"

"Er, ya, I guess we are." Naruto states somewhat embarrassed.

"Could you summon Kyubi right now?" Seeing him shoot a suspicious look, Iruka waves his hands in the air. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt her, Nin's honour." Iruka tells him while thinking: 'Oh no, I've got a MUCH better revenge in mind.' Naruto nods and pulls out a shikigami paper before summoning Kyubi.

"Er, hi…?" Kyubi tells him while sweat-dropping (She was listening in after all. "You wanted to see me." She rubs the back of her neck at Iruka's dropped jaw.

'Kuso! And here I was thinking Naruto was kidding about her beauty! Why is it I can never get any cute girls (Sigh) Oh well, this just makes my revenge so much sweeter.' Iruka thinks, while chuckling evilly. Looking at a sweating Naruto and Kyubi his grin grows larger. "I think it's time we have a little talk." Iruka states causing them to go pale, when he notices Harry trying to sneak out. "And where do you think your going?" He face faults at his answer.

"Um, Tsume-san has already taught me about the birds and the bees." Harry tells him, while gulping at the memory of THAT. Iruka shivers before waving him off.

"You may go then with my pity." Iruka tells him seriously since he himself had to sit through one of her lectures. He then turns towards the two foxy people trying to sneak away. With a grin, and some wire… And sacred sutras… and… well, I think you got the point. Looking at the two tied (and scared) persons in front of him, he begins to slip a sealed scroll with the words "sex-ed" on it out of his vest. "Now then let's begin… Mwa HA HA HA!"

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Hinata: (Blinks before turning to Steve) Iruka's revenge is giving them the talk?

Steve: (Nods) Yup! What better way then that can he do since Naruto and her are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Pen-pen: War, waark wa ark Warrkk? (But, where is the Hokage?)

Steve: Snuck off so he could read Icha Icha Paridise, What else? Anyways, let's look at the polls.

Should Naruto have a familier?

Yes: 2

No: 1

If so what?

Fox (Overdone but can't help myself, but I will make it slightly different): 1

Feathered serpent: 0

Hell hound: 1

Other (I will accept ideas): 0

Steve: Nice. Now please remember to Review, I do have to feed my plot bunnies so they can take over the world. Later!

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Weapon list

Rasenbyo: (Spiral darts) (Long-range) Small darts with a spiral point that are often poisoned even though they can be deadly if they hit a fatal target.

Bowie knife: (Short-range) A large knife with a blade of at least six inches (fifteen centimeters) with some as long as twelve inches (thirty centimeters), and a width of inch and a half to two inches. Is said to be able to nearly decapitate or it could be used to disembowel. Considered to be effective in both fighting and survival. (AN: Harry and Naruto use the James Black type.)

Blowgun: (long range) A long tube used to lunch darts, often tipped if poison. (Though in some fiction, such as Redwall, has them tipped in a substances that instead cause infections of blood.)

Jutsu list:

Naifujutsu: (Knife technique) The knife equivalent of kenjutsu. Used by VERY few shinobi, as most look to kunai or swords instead. Considered by many to be useless in a fight.

Yami Ryuu no Ten: The Uzumaki-Potter clan taijutsu developed by Harry and Naruto is based off commando Hand to hand fighting taught to them by a retired SAS member, who was also a squib. Focuses on attacking vital points and joints. Can use chakra attacks like in Jyuuken (Gental fist).

Shikigami: A magical technique using paper dolls as a channel to create a "servent" (Though Naruto uses them to hold Kyubi's consciousness outside his body.