Tales Of A Maho Shinobi

by uncutetomboy's bro

Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R

25. Of ticklish girls and pileups

Steve: Yo! Here's another chapter of my story for you guys! And guess what! I actually found an anime character that resembles Sal!

Yui: (blinks) You did? Who?

Steve: Why Maia Sterling from Robotech: The shadow chronicles. Just give her Sal's animal features and hair color and you got her! (notices everyone staring at him) What?

Everyone: Never mind.

Pen-pen: Wa wark war waa Warr ar wark? (Is that why you took so long?)

Steve: Actually... (Rubs neck in embarrassment) I kind of got caught up watching the "Ultimate Naruto Fanflashes" and their derivatives on youtube. They're cracktastic!

Hinata: I'm... just going to thank the reviewers now... Thank you:

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Steve: Anyways, for those who are wondering I'll post the info for the Mahogan at the bottom. Hinata? Pen-pen?

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

Why me?Shinigami/Demon/Inner-Sakura

'Who?' Thoughts

-YO!- Animal speech

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We open to the sight of a woman in her mid to late twenties with long black hair and warm, brown eyes as she hums washing some dishes. Suddenly a knock sounds distracting her. Cocking her head to the side, she dries her hands on a nearby towel before walking towards the door. "Hmm, now I wonder who that is?" Opening it she's greeted to the sight of Tazuna causing a large smile to break out on her face as she rushes to give him a hug. "Tou-san! You're alright!" Tazuna chuckles as he pats her on the back.

"Yup! I'm super okay thanks to these super ninja!" Looking over his shoulder Tsunami notices the group. Raising an eyebrow at their ages, she's about to say something when Naruto walks over and gently takes her hand before kissing the back of it causing her to blush.

"Ah! And this must be the lovely Tsunami. Who, like her namesake, washes away all before her but with her beauty and kindness instead of water." He bends down once more, and ignoring the icluderous looks and raised eyebrows once again kisses her knuckles making the blush deeper as a mantra repeats in her head.

'He's younger then me… He's younger then me… He's WAY younger then me…' Eventually getting her blush somewhat under control, she manages to get a question out. "Er… He-hello. Wha-what's you-your name?" A slight smile breaks out on her face and her blush comes back full force as Naruto takes a theatrical bow.

"Who am I? I am just an unworthy soul basking in your radiance. But if you truly wish to know it's Naruto, Uzumaki-Potter Naruto." He somehow manages to do this with a mostly straight face with a slight smile and a twinkle in his eye. Embarrassed (yet slightly flattered) Tsunami is about to say something when her son Inari appears. Thankful for the distraction, she smiles.

"Inari, look who's home." Seeing his grandfather, Inari runs over and wraps his arms around his legs.

"Ojii-san!" Tazuna chuckles at the young boy and tells him to thank the ninja. However Inari's next words cause all their smiles to fade. "Why? They're just going to die." Naruto just gives him a smile.

"Don't worry about us, we're stronger then we look and we'll protect your Ojii-san." Naruto frowns some noticing something flicker and die in Inari's eyes before he scoffs.

"You? Strong? Ha! Gato's stronger and he'll just kill you like all the others." Sakur's about to shout at him when Naruto places a hand on her shoulder calming her down. Harry simply sighs before speaking in a soft voice.

"You can believe that if you want Inari, but me and my team… We're a lot harder to kill then you could imagine." Inari begins to tear up before rushing back into the house. Naruto turns to look at Tazuna and Tsunami while rubbing the back of his neck.

"Ya… Sorry about that…" Tsunami just waves him off.

"It's… okay. Don't worry yourself about it. Now, how about we get you settled down?" They all thank her as they walk into the house, with her giving an odd look at the sight of Harry floating before shrugging it off as a ninja thing. She opens a door to a room and after a bit of small talk leaves allowing them to bring out some futons and setting Kakashi and Harry down. Wincing a bit, Harry gives them a smile.

"Thanks guys… (Yawn) I think I'll get forty winks now…" With that Harry closes his eyes and falls asleep. Harry wakes up what feels like five minutes later to the sound of rushing footsteps. 'What in Merlin's beard is going on?' Hearing a rustling sound, Harry turns to see that Kakashi is awake and is about to ask him a question when the door opens spilling Row, Hedwig and Hana into the room… and into a VERY provocative position with each other. Hana slowly gets up with a groan while trying to disentangle her self with the other two.

"Itai…" Suddenly remembering why she rushed into the room, Hana jumps up only to trip again, this time landing face first into Hedwig's chest. Seeing this, Kakashi begins to giggle pervertivly.

'This is just like Icha Icha Paradise Volume six, chapter three, paragraph eight…' He sweat drops feeling the KI coming from Harry. 'Maybe I should just stop now…' His thoughts trail off as Row's struggles to get free cause her hand to smack Hana's butt making her yelp and Kakashi start giggling again. 'Then again…' After a few more minutes the three girls manage to free themselves from the pile. Hana walks over and begins performing a diagnostic jutsu on Harry as Sakura watches in interest. After a few moments she stops and frowns while sighing.

"Harry's right, his back is broken. If it was anyone else I would say they were crippled for life, but I your case it's healing quite well. In fact, you should be able to move around a bit tonight and be fully healed by tomorrow." She nods to herself before smacking Harry in the head. "Baka." Harry winces a bit.

"Ow… What was that for Hana-chan?" Harry suddenly notices Hana's eyes filling with tears. "Hana-chan…?" She just does her best to glare at him.

"That was for what you did… as is this." Harry cringes expecting to be hit only to go into a state of shock due to Hana suddenly pulling him into a deep kiss. After a minute, she pulls away grinning at the wide-eyed look on Harry's face not noticing Sakura's and Kakashi's shocked expressions. "I was so worried Harry-kun. Promise me that you won't do something that stupid again. Please?" Harry gently shakes his head sighing.

"I'm sorry Hana-chan. You know that I won't make a promise that I know that I can't keep. However, I can promise that I'll try to be more careful next time, okay?" It's Hana's turn to shake her head with a small smile.

"I guess that'll have to do… for now." With a grin she leans down to give him another kiss when Kakashi interrupts.

"As much as I would like to see this continue, I would ask if you would bring the others here for a discussion so I can know WHY you're here." Giving him a glare, Hana stomps off grumbling only to return a few moments later with the rest of Team Seven, Iruka, and Hinata. Iruka then begins explaining what's going on.

"… And so Hokage-sama sent us as your back-up." Kakashi nods to himself though there is one thing bothering him.

"While I can understand you and Hana are here since your Chunin, Hinata's only a genin. So why send her?" Harry gives a snort before answering.

"Simple. Hinata-nee-san's actually one of the few people that have a good idea of what me and Nii-san are actually capable of. She can also keep up with us as shown by some of mine and Nii-san's more… interesting mis-adventures." Seeing Kakashi's raised eyebrow, he shrugs. "There's also the fact that with her Byakugan she see through the Kirigakure no jutsu." Kakashi's eyebrow nearly merges with his hair.

"So you know…" Harry nods. Confused Sakura looks between them.

"What are you two talking about? Know what?" Naruto looks at her before answering.

"Zabuza. He's not dead." He grins at the stares before ticking off reasons on his fingers. "One: The hunter-nin used senbon, which unless they're poisoned or hit a vital spot won't do much if any real damage. Two: They hit the neck, but not anywhere near a vital point. They did hit in the general vicinity of two points that can send a person into a death-like trance. And, finally, three: The hunter-nin took the body. This is a big no no as the body could be stolen in transit. Hunter-nins are trained to destroy the body in situ to minimize chances of it being stolen. All that was needed was the head and sword to confirm the kill." Seeing Sasuke's and Sakura's stares of incomprehension, Naruto jerks his thumb at Kakashi who sighs.

"Naruto's right. The Hunter-nin corps, or as their better known, the Undertaker Squad have a very simple task: Preventing a villages secrets from being discovered by examining the corpse of a ninja. Thus we ninja live in shadow and die in them." With a puzzled look Kakashi turns to the Uzumaki-Potter brothers. "I have to ask though, how did you know that?" Hana gives him a shit-eating grin while shrugging.

"Probably because they've hung out with several ANBU… A good number of which are in the Kunoichi seduction squad." Her grin increases at the small blushes on the two brothers faces. Shaking his head, Kakashi gives those in the room the once over.

"Well, the good news is being put into a death-like state is extremely taxing on the body. So we have a little over a week before the next attack to in which to train." Sakura gives him a disbelieving look.

"What! But sensei! We just barely beat him before and that was with you! How is a week of training going to help?!" Kakashi chuckles a bit.

"And who exactly was it that came up with the plan to free me?" Looking around, he allows a proud look to enter his eye. "Each of you have grown, especially you Naruto." Kakashi gives them all an eye-smile. "Now how about we have some dinner and catch some sleep for tomorrow? Sound good?" Needless to say there's agreement all around.

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We join our heroes as Team Seven, who's being accompanied by Hana and Hinata, are walking down a dusty road as Harry gets a thoughtful look remembering breakfast. Harry turns towards Naruto. "You know what nii-san? I feel really bad about how much strain we're putting on Tsunami-san. I mean, look at how much food we're consuming." Thinking it over, Naruto nods.

"True… but I have an idea as to how to deal with it." Seeing the inquisitive look, Naruto grins before placing his hands into a familiar cross shape Hand sign. "Kage Bushin no jutsu!" As the smoke blows away revealing ten bushin, Naruto gives them their orders. "Men! I want you guys to search the surrounding woods for food. Get to it!" With a salute they disappear into the forest. Harry simply rolls his eyes.

"Gee, isn't that impressive thinking?" Realizing that they've stopped in an area with several high trees. After looking around, Harry raises an eyebrow in askance. "So what exactly are we going to be doing sensei?" Kakashi gives him an eye-smile before answering.

"Simple: We're going to do some chakra control training." All of Team Seven as well as Hinata look confused by this turn of events.

"Wait a moment." Sasuke shoots the Jounin an annoyed look. "Let me get this straight, you brought us all this way just to train our chakra control?! Why do we need to do that since we can already use chakra?" Kakashi chuckles a bit causing Sasuke to become even more annoyed.

"Because even if a ninja has a Kage's amount of chakra it's useless if they got no control over it. Chakra control is necessary for all ninja since the more control you have the longer you can last in a fight as you would not be wasting as much as you could." At this point Hana takes over the explanation.

"Besides, it helps when you mix spiritual and physical energies to create chakra since some jutsu require a different mix then others. Use the wrong amounts of spiritual and physical energies and the jutsu might not work as it should if it does at all." Understanding where she's coming from, Harry nods.

"So it's like potion making or chemistry. Mess up on one ingrediant and you could end up with a catastrophic failure." Hana shoots him a grin for giving an example.

"That's exactly right Harry-kun. Another example would be the fact that you would use more spiritual energy in genjutsu and more physical energy in medical ninjutsu." Sakura gains a inquisitive look.

"So what are we going to do? In the Academy we rolled a ball over the ground using only our chakra as well as the leaf spining exercise." Kakashi chuckles again imagining their expressions.

"Well… We're going to climb trees." Needless to say he isn't disappointed as all the genin shout at him.

"WHAT! BUT WE CAN ALREADY CLIMB TREES!" Kakashi just shrugs.

"Ah! But We're going to do it without our hands. Observe." Placing his hands into the ram seal, Kakashi allows a small amount of chakra to build up before he walks to a nearby tree. Reaching it, he continues walking up it as if he was just strolling down the street. Hanging upside down on a branch, he gives his genin an eye smile. "And that is how you do it. You focus your chakra to your feet and walk up the tree." He chuckles a bit at the wide mouthed faces of Sasuke and Sakura, who look like nothing else but two baby birds who're asking for food. He also notices that neither Harry or Naruto are shocked but chalks it up to them hanging out with ANBU. "Now with pratice you guys can do this too." Hana once again takes over the explanation at this point.

"Now there's also another benefit to this since the feet are the toughest places to concentrate chakra, that once you can perform this you can perform any jutsu… Theoretically anyways." Seeing Sasuke rush towards one of the trees, Hana stops him. "Whoa there! We didn't say start yet." Giving them all a small smile, Hana winks at them while holding up a finger. "Now I'll give you all a small hint: Use too much chakra and you'll be propelled off the tree, too little and you'll not stick at all." As they begin the exercise, Kakashi notices that Sakura's the first to reach the higher branches as she looks down and giggles.

"Hey guys! How's the weather down there?" She giggles only to stop at Kakashi's next words.

"Excellent chakra control Sakura! Looks like she's better at this then the last Uchiha and will become Hokage before Naruto!" Sakura looks down at him aghast.

"Sensei! Shut up!" Looking down, she cringes as Sasuke glares at her. 'Great, just freaking great. Now they hate me, thanks sensei.' She perks up as Naruto begins shouting.

"That's awesome Sakura-chan! Hey if you become Hokage before me, could you name me your successor?" Sakura's reply is to heavily blush as she didn't expect that answer. Chuckling, Kakashi slowly makes his way down the tree.

'Most surprising ninja indeed.' Finally on the ground, Kakashi breathes a sigh of relief. Walking until he's beside Hana, he sits down on stump only to sweat drop as he feels her glare. "Um, problem?" Hana begins growling at him.

"Yes." She jerks her head towards where the genin are already practicing. She smiles a bit seeing that Harry's already almost half way up the tree while Sasuke and Naruto are neck in neck almost a quarter of the way. Her smirk disappears as she looks back at Kakashi with a frown. "You know damn well what the problem is, they should have been taught this within several days of passing your test and you know it! What in the hell were you thinking bringing genin on a C-rank without proper training!" Kakashi sighs before looking back at her.

"Isn't it enough that I already got chewed out by Iruka this morning?" Hana gives him a snort in reply. "I'll take that as a no." He looks away from her shaking his head. "Look, I mainly focused on their teamwork skills sice I had to bring them up to par." Hana just gives him another snort.

"That's fine and all, but you were irresponsible not covering basics. Hell, I shudder to think what would have happened without Harry or Naruto there." Kakashi sighs knowing that like their ninken, Inuzuka have trouble giving up a "Bone". As the day wears on, Harry slowly climbs higher and higher eventually making it to the three-quarter mark on his tree. Intrigued, Kakashi turns to the only person there who might know why.

"I was wondering… Could you please explain why Harry's got the better control of the three? Especially considering that both him and Naruto have the greater amount of chakra of all four of my students?" Looking up, Hana scratches her chin before shrugging.

"I guess that it's because he's almost always practicing his control." Seeing his raised eyebrows, she shrugs again. "You and I both know that the control methods taught in the Academy are crap. Yet Harry practices with them for two days out of the week. Add this to how much time he's spent meditating and… Well, there's your answer I guess." She looks over the genin with a critical eye before nodding to herself. "If I had to guess, his control would be mid-genin with Sasuke's at low genin. Sakura's, surprisingly, is mid-chunin while Naruto unfortunately has Academy level control. " Both Hana and Kakashi start smiling as Naruto walks over to where Sakura is currently resting.

"Psst! Sakura-chan, I need some help. Do you mind giving me some hints?" Sakura looks at him in surprise until she smiles.

"Well, for one thing you shouldn't become frustrated. Since the more frustrated you are, the harder it will be to control your chakra. Also, don't try to… oh, I don't know how to explain this…" She becomes thoughtful for a few moments before snapping her fingers. "Right!" She turns back to Naruto with a raised finger. "When you climb, feel how your chakra interacts with the tree's." Naruto begins to nod happily.

"Yatta! Thanks Sakura-chan! That's a big help!" He quickly gives her a kiss on the cheek before rushing back to his tree, not noticing the massive blush on her cheeks. Reaching up, she lightly touches where he had just kissed her with a slightly shocked look.

'Did he just…'

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Despite the fact that it's dark out, Harry's still doing the exercise. Stopping for a moment, he looks towards some nearby trees with a smirk. "Now Hana-chan, you know that it takes more then that to hide from me, right?" A chuckling answers him as Hana leaps down before walking towards him.

"And who said anything about hiding?" Now it's Harry's turn to chuckle. "Anyways, I came by to see if you were okay and how you were doing. After all, I would be a piss poor girlfriend if I let my boyfriend overdo it and get hurt." Harry gives her a shake of his head.

"You know me Hana-chan, sometimes I just can't help myself." Giving her a teasing grin, he walks over to her. "But I guess a small break couldn't hurt." Hana gives him a teasing grin of her own before licking her lips seeing that he no longer has his vest and coat on leaving him in a slightly sweaty, tight black shirt.

"A break sounds good." Sitting down, Harry watches as Hana shrugs off her Chunin vest and sits down, leaning against a tree as Harry slides up beside her with his arm around her waist. Leaning into her shoulder due to their height difference, Harry begins to pout as she giggles. "What?! I can't help being short!" Hana's giggles start to trail off as she explains.

"Sorry Harry-kun, I'm not laughing at you… Rather I'm laughing at the fact that normally it's the girl leaning into the guy's shoulder, not the other way around." Thinking it over, Harry chuckles himself.

"Now that you mention it, it is pretty funny I guess." The smirk that Hana's wearing slowly melts into a soft smile as she starts to murmer as Harry's hand starts moving in slow circles under the back of her shirt.

"Hmm, that so nice…" As Harry's fingers graze the lower part of her spine, a shiver of pleasure moves through her body as goosebumps start to pop up along her back. "Harry-kun…" Due to her eyes fluttering close, Hana misses the mischievous smirk that makes it's way across Harry's face.

"You know Hana-chan…" Harry's mouth moves right next to her ear causing another shiver from the sensation of his warm breath on it. Unnoticed by her, his smirk grows into a grin as he shifts his body slightly and starts to move his other hand to the opposite side. "… I really dislike being teased." Finally recognizing the tone of his voice, Hana's eyes pop open.

'Oh shit! He's not-' She doesn't even get to finish his thought as Harry's fingers start to dance along her sides. "HAAARRRY! YOU RAT BASTERD!HAHAHA! STOOOP ITTTT! KYA HA HA HA HA! I'LL GET YOUUUUU! BWA HA HA HA!" Still laughing, Hana tries to kick him only for Harry to move between them. As she continues to laugh uncontrollably, Harry grins at her pleading and begging.

"Now Hana-chan, all you got to say is Oji-san and I'll stop." After a few minutes she finally manages to say it and Harry stops tickling her. Looking down at the red-faced, panting girl beneath him, Harry can't help but smile. Reaching down, he gently moves one of her bangs away from her sweaty forehead while giving her a soft look.

"Harry-kun?" Harry simply 'hmm's' in response as Hana reaches up with both arms and wraps them around Harry's neck while pulling herself up. "You're an ass." Harry gives her a cheeky grin.

"Thanks, I try." Both grin at that before they begin to make-out with Hana making appreciative sounds as Harry channels magic to his lips. Breaking apart with identical smiles, Harry moves up some so he lay down beside her. Watching as her chest rises and falls with each breath, Harry gains a soft look as he sighs. Noticing this, Hana raises an eyebrow.

"Something the matter Harry-kun?" Harry shakes his head in the negative before reaching over and stroking the side of her face.

"Nah. I'm just still amazed that I'm lucky enough to have a girlfriend like you, that's all." Seeing a inquiring look on her face, he sighs. "Hana-chan, you know what my childhood before coming to Konoha was like, right?" Slightly confused, she nods. "Well… It's just that for so long I was convinced I was convinced that no one would ever love me. And, yet, here I am. I now have you, Ayame-chan, Hedwig, Row, and Sal as my girlfriends. Everyday I thank whoever allowed me to have you guys as my girlfriends." Harry starts to intertwine their fingers. "I… I just consider myself so damn lucky…" Hana smiles before leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"Actually Harry-kun, we're the lucky ones. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find someone like you? Believe it or not, but a lot of guys look at us kunoichi as nothing more then eye candy. You, on the other hand, treat us as your equals in everything." Shaking her head, she chuckles. "Harry-kun, you and Naruto are unique in not only your ideals, but also your personalities." Sighing in contentment, she nuzzles into Harry's neck as Harry wordlessly summons his coat and drapes it over the two of them. A few moments later they drift off to sleep with the moon and stars watching over them as they embrace.

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As the sun rises starting a new day, so does Harry. Feeling a weight on his arm, he turns to see Hana cuddling said appendage. Taking a moment to reflect, he smiles. 'Heh. Who would have thought that Hana would look so peaceful sleeping?' Unknown to Harry is the fact that he spoke his thoughts out loud and so he's surprised as his question is answered by a gruff sounding voice.

"-Kid, it's partially because you're here.-" Twisting his head, Harry sees the Haimaru triplets. "-You're her mate to be so she feels totally safe and protected when she's with you.-" Harry shoots them a small grin.

"You three have been there all night, haven't you?" All three nod with a grin causing Harry to shake his head in amusement. "Whatever." Turning back to Hana he notices she's trying to snuggle deeper into him to get away from the sun. Chuckling, Harry nudges her. "Hana-chan, time to wake up. It's morning." After a few moments Hana blinks before sitting up and yawning in such a way that she reminds Harry of a sleepy puppy. Smacking her lips, she looks at Harry with a sleepy, yet content, look. Giving Harry a peck on the lips, she smiles.

"Good (yawn) morning Harry-kun. Have a good sleep?" Harry dumbly nods with his eyes drawn to Hana's body as she streeches. Seeing this, she smirks. "See something you like?" His answer causes her to sputter.

"If I said yes, would you be mad and hit me?" She just stares at him before she notices his smirk. Reaching over, she gives him a smack on the shoulder.

"Baka." Getting up, they start back to the house in a comfortable silence. After a few minutes she breaks it however. "Harry-kun?" Seeing as Harry motions her to continue, she does. "I was just wondering, why do you want to wait until you're Chunin until we go any farther? I mean, as a Genin you're considered to be an adult in the eyes of the village. Me and you could even marry if we wanted to, yet you want to wait. Why?" Harry goes silent for a few moments before answering.

"I guess so that I can be sure that I'm worthy of you." Seeing her raised eyebrow, he cuts her off before she can say anything. "Let me finish first, please?" She nods allowing him to continue. "By worthy I meant so that I could be sure of being able to support you… and any kids we might have later on." Hana looks at him perplexed while scratching her head in confusion.

"Wait a sec… I know for a fact that between the two of you there's enough money that you two could quit being ninja and still have enough to support a good size family… Not that I care about THAT." Harry shrugs.

"True, but I WANT to work for a living and not just coast along." Turning, he gives her a heart-felt smile. "Besides which, waiting allows us to truly get to know each other on a deeper level. And how would that be a bad thing?" Hana starts to look thoughtful for a moment before nodding.

"Well… That's true and I can see where you're coming from. By the way… How long is this mission going to last? I asked Kakashi-baka, but he wouldn't answer me." Harry taps his chin thought for a moment.

"About a month I think… Yeah, that's right, a month since Tazuna told me that was how long it would take to finish his bridge, why?" Hana smirks before pressing her body against his back causing a blush to break out on Harry's face.

"Simple, since without my annoying Otouto bothering us we can use this time to… get to know each other better." Still smirking, she walks away making sure to sway her hips from side to side causing Harry to shake his head and mumble.

"Tease." Reaching the house, they walk in and are greeted by the sight of Kakashi sitting at the table while Iruka's across from him glaring. Hearing some sounds from the kitchen, they look in to see Naruto helping Tsunami cook some breakfast. They leave and thus miss the conversation between the two. Tsunami glances at the boy beside her with a curious look on her face.

"Would you mind if I ask how you know how to cook so well Naruto-kun? No offense but most guys barely know how, at least in my experience." Naruto chuckles before glancing at her with a small grin.

"Nii-san taught me because in his words 'A guy should be able to take care of himself.' Then there's the fact that, well…" The smile slowly falls from Naruto's face as he continues. "There's also the fact that me and nii-san are orphans, there's really no one to take care of us but ourselves." The smile comes back as he shrugs. "Besides, I've been told that girls and women like a man who can cook. Or am I wrong?" Tsunami shakes her head.

"Actually your right, a man who can cook is a prize that ANY woman would kill for. One that does so well doubly so." Turning back to her skillet, a sad look comes over her face as she thinks about the mystery that is Naruto. She's distracted by Naruto reaching over and giving her free hand a squeeze causing her to blush.

"Don't be sad Tsunami-chan, The past is just that, the past. Those who become obsessed with it lose their way or go insane." (Both Sasuke and Kakashi sneeze) Tsunami simply nods before gathering up the food.

'I just wish it was that simple Naruto-kun.' Walking into the dining room and setting down the meal, she sweat drops as she notices the condiments arraigned around Kakashi in such a way as to hide his face while eating. 'Ok… obsessive about your face much?' Seeing the food, Tazuna digs in before giving Tsunami a thumbs and thanking her for the great food. He gives her an odd look as she starts chuckling. "Sorry tou-san, it's just that Naruto-kun helped me cook today." Blinking, Tazuna turns to look at Naruto pointing at the food.

"You helped make this?" Naruto nods. "You mean you can actually cook?" Once again Naruto nods this time slightly annoyed.

"Yesss. Why? Don't think that I should be able to cook?" Tazuna holds his hands in placating gesture.

"No, no. It's just surprising is all." Rubbing his chin in thought, he nods, his next words causing everyone to face fault as he brings out a fan. "Alright then! I hereby give you permission to marry my daughter." A few seconds later he regrets this as Tsunami's pan hits him in the side of his head.

"TOU-SAN! THAT'S ENOUGH!" Heavily blushing, she looks at a equally red Naruto. 'Though I got admit, if I was several years younger…or of he was old- GAH! STOP THAT!' Everyone just stares at a heavily blushing Tsunami who's holding her head while gyrating in place. Once their all finished, Iruka and Hinata leave (the familiars already having done so) for the bridge with Tazuna while Team Seven plus Hana head back to the clearing. None of them knowing the trouble that's brewing for them.

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Steve: Finally! The new chapter is complete!

Yui: About time! Hopefully there won't be as long a wait for the next.

Steve: Hopefully. Anyways, Hinata?

Hinata: Hai?

Steve: (Takes a deep breath) I want you to know that I WILL NOT BE DOING WHAT THE MANGA HAS RECENTLY! I MEAN COME ON! Kishimoto is pulling a Deathly Hollows by having almost everyone close to Naruto die! It's as if he wants Naruto to be a stereotypical tragic hero! I am personally hoping that you'll come through, if not then I'm going to be ROYALLY PISSED!

Hinata: Thank you.

Yui: Feel any better?

Steve: As a matter of fact... yes. Much better. Anyways, there'll be a scene between you and Naruto with Kyubi in the next chapter. Now for the polls:

Poll: Should I create a fic for side stories?

Yes:6

No: 0

Steve: Wow! I never expected that idea to take off! So far nobody's said that it's a bad idea, amazing!

Yui: Indeed. Aren't you going to explain the Mahogan now?

Steve: Yup!

Bloodline:

Name: Mahogan (Magical eye) Stage one

Type: Doujutsu

Apperance: In the first stage the person's pupil becomes slitted like a cat or a snakes while the iris begins to glow as if a softly flickering flame was behind it.

Abilities: There are several abilities for it as stated below.

- The user can now see objects moving at 1/2 of the speed they would normally appear in their normal vision.

- The user can now break apart and analyse Taijutsu enabling them to understand it at a deeper level (but not copy it). They must still pratice the moves in order to fully use them with any proficency. (AN: Yes, I got the idea from another fanfic in the Naruto section, but I can't find it anymore though I still give them credit).

- User can now see into the infered spectum of light allowing them to "see" heat.

- Gains enhanced night vision.

- Gains the ability to use one of two flames: Kitsune-bi (blue fire) or the Withering Flame (green fire).

-Kitsune-Bi (Naruto): A blue flame that burns the spiritual part of chakra. Burns much the same as a normal flame, except it feels supernatually cold.

-Withering Flame (Harry): A green flame that burns the physical part of chakra. Anything touched by it withers and becomes almost mummified and, like Kitsune-bi, is supernatuall cold.

Steve: Well there you have it! My first original bloodline. Hopefully it's not too powerful. If so, let me know, okay? Anyways, until next time see ya!

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