Steve: Here we are for another chapter... Thankfully I got out of there before Hinata KILLED me...
Hinata: (From behind him) You BETTER make it up to me...
Steve: (Jumps up into the air) Eep! (Looks to see a glaring Hinata) Uh... yeah! I'm going to make it up to you in this chapter!
Hinata: (Grumbles) I'll hold you to that...
Yui: (Shakes head) You better do a good job, or else even I can't hold her back.
Steve: Tell me about it! Anyways, if you guys would do the disclaimer?
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Why me?Shinigami/Demon/Inner-Sakura
'Who?' Thoughts
-YO!- Animal speech
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We open to the sight of Harry standing in the middle of a rocky clearing with his sword, soaked in sweat. "AGAIN!" Hedwig appears behind him and swings her axe at him only for him to dodge that and Row's thrown spear before Sal appears from underground and nearly lands a hit with her Kama. But she is then blocked by Harry's sword. Row takes this opportunity to swing at Harry with her sabre and hits only for Harry to vanish with a cut up (and flaming) log where he was. Sensing him, she turns just in time to see him launch a barrage of spells at her and the others. "Reducto! Stupefy! Stupefy! Incarcerous! Incendio! Petrificus Totalus!" The familiars dodge most of the spells but still get hit with some as shown when Sal stumbles and Harry lays his sword across her neck. "You're dead. Now stay there." Sal nods before sitting down and several minutes the other familiars join her on the ground. Once Hedwig "Falls" Harry collapses to the ground, utterly exhausted. Row just shakes her head.
"I can't believe how strong you've gotten Harry. Your growth rate is nothing short of miraculous." Harry just lays there and nods making Row chuckle at how hard he's breathing. "Well, at least we now know that you have a limit to your stamina." Harry nods before getting up with a groan.
"Kuso… I am bloody fucking sore… How much longer till the finals Hedwig?" Hedwig smiles at him while blowing a strand of sweaty hair away from her face.
"About a week normal time… three weeks in here." She too gets up and walks over to Sal and helps her up as Harry does the same to Row. "I'll say this for you Harry, you take training DEAD seriously." Harry just sighs before looking up with a frown.
"I've got to with what's coming. Got no other choice if I'm to protect my precious people." Sal just stumbles over looking dead on her feet with small wings about the size of a person's hand sticking out of her back and gives Harry a kiss on the cheek.
"And don't forget that you're precious to us too Harry." Stretching a little, Sal gives off a yawn before looking at the others. "I say that we call it a day. We've been at this for the last six hours, not counting the elemental training we did this morning and personal training we've been pushing thirteen hours." Harry gives her a wide-eyed look making her chuckle. "Yes Harry, thirteen hours STRAIGHT. I think that should be enough to call it a day, hmm?" Harry just shakes his head with a smile.
"Ok, you win." And together the group starts walking towards a stone platform nearby as they give critic of each others performance of the day. Reaching the platform, the group steps on a large pentagon and vanish in a flash of light only to reappear on another platform in a castle courtyard. "I've really got to thank Eva-sensei for making us this. It's dead useful to be able to train for several days in the span of one in the real world." Row nods as she looks around.
"I agree. It's perfect for us all." She smirks as a frozen/tired Sakura and Ino appear on one platform marked "Mountains" while a sweating Naruto and Hinata appear on the one marked "Death Valley". Shaking her head, Row calls over to them. "Have fun you guys?" Naruto and Sakura just give her the middle finger in reply as Hinata and Ino groan. "Hey, we told you guys it would be tough." Ino just jerks her thumb at Sakura.
"Yeah, you did and I know it's my fault for asking to get trained by you guys, but do you have to be so tough?" They all give her a look that makes her sigh. "Never mind, that answers my question." At that moment a peal of giggles is heard as Haku and Hana appear from on a Platform marked "Antarctic". Shaking her head free of snow, Hana regards the various people with a grin.
"I got to say Harry-kun, thanks for inviting me. Not every day that you get offered training like this." Haku just snorts as she walks over and gives Harry a kiss. Pulling away, she smiles.
"I've found that expecting the unexpected with these two is a more then a philosophy, it's a way of life." Sal just drapes her arm over Haku's shoulder with a grin.
"You got that right sister, you certainly got that right." At that moment Kin appears in a blue shirt and white hip huggers with a large grin.
"You guys arrived just in time. Naruto-sama's and Harry-san's Shikigami are almost finished dinner. That gives you about an hour before to wash up… Because, quite frankly, you all stink! Peeeyoo!" All of them nod and walk past her while rolling their eyes and just before they enter they say exactly the same thing:
"Yes Okaa-san…" They rush in just in time as the door is peppered with senbon. Glaring at the door, Kin huffs a bit before smiling.
"Bakas…"
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Naruto's relaxing in the bathroom for his quarters in the building (imagine the Prefect's bathroom) when he hears the door opening. Opening his eyes, they nearly bug out at the sight of a smiling Hinata entering in a pale lavender bath robe. "Hi… Hinata-chan! Wha… what are you doing here!?" She just giggles a little before answering.
"What else? I'm here to take a bath of course." Naruto then mentions that her room has a bathroom just which is just as good and she just shrugs before talking to him in a husky voice. "Well, yes, I do have my own bathroom… But I think that I prefer the company here… I hope you don't mind?" Naruto shakes his head making her grin seductively. "Good." And without farther ado, she opens her bathrobe and lets it drop showing her body to a heavily blushing Naruto.
"Kami… She's beautiful…" Hinata hears him and blushes a bit as she fills up several buckets before sitting down on a stool and soaping up. Once she's done everything but her back, she beckons Naruto, who gulps, over.
"Could you do my back Naruto-kun? I can't quite reach it…" Still gulping, Naruto walks over and starts to soap up her back. Feeling his fingers on her back, Hinata bites back a groan. 'Kurenai-sensei was right about the advice she gave me… And I'm glad now that me and Naruto-kun took those baths in the hot springs together when we were younger… Otherwise I couldn't do this…' Naruto, on the other hand, is mesmerized by the feel of her soft, smooth skin.
'Wow… It's so soft… It feels like silk…' Hinata moans a little as Naruto reaches her lower back. Now no longer as nervous, Naruto summons over a stool and places it behind Hinata. "You want any help with your hair Hinata-chan?" Hinata just smiles and passes him the bottle of shampoo. Lathering up her hair, Naruto chuckles a little as he makes several funny shapes out of it making Hinata shake her head at how silly her boyfriend can be. Finally done, he passes over a bucket which she dumps over her head and washes away all the suds. Turning her head, she gives Naruto a smile.
"Thank you Naruto-kun. You were quite helpful... For a change." Naruto just rolls his eyes as he walks back to the bath, Hinata staring at his rear the whole way as she follows. The two settle back into the water before Hinata makes her way to snuggle up to Naruto. "Thank you Naruto-kun." He looks at her with a questioning look. "For inviting me… and for saving my life back in the preliminaries." Naruto just smiles before leaning down and giving her a kiss.
"You don't have to thank me Hinata-chan." Reaching up, he cups the side of her face. "I love you and I'll do anything for you." She smiles before running a finger tip up the middle of his chest, her smile widening as she sees the goose bumps left behind by it's passage.
"I do Naruto-kun… And I think I know the perfect way to do so…" Intrigued, Naruto's about to say something when she moves so that she's now straddling his thighs making him groan. Hinata starts looking like a tomato as she can feel something poking into her lower stomach making her grin before she leans in and gives him a kiss. As she's kissing him, she runs her tongue along his lips until he opens them allowing her inside. She mewls as she feels his hands run up and down her sides until he pulls away from the kiss, breathless.
"Wo…wow Hinata-chan… that was amazing." She just shakes her head as she nibbles a little on his ear lobe making him squirm under her. "Hi… Hinata-chan!" She pulls away with a giggle.
"Sorry Naruto-kun. Couldn't resist." She leans forwards pressing her nude body against his making him hiss as she reaches up and runs her hand through his wet hair. "Besides Naruto-kun, I've got to get a move on… Can't be left in the dust by Kyubi-anesan. She may be a vixen… but I'm a kitten according to some of the gossip I've heard… " Naruto just shakes his head before they start to kiss again. This time with Naruto bringing his hand up to cup her breast making her moan into his mouth as he slowly rubs it. He jerks however feeling Hinata's hand someplace unexpected. As they continue, one of Naruto's hands drops down and starts kneading her firm rear as she starts to grind against him. After a short period of this, the two jerk as Hinata back arches and she screams a little while Naruto's eyes fly open. Hinata just leans against him as she catches her breath. "Th… th… that was…" Naruto just nods, breathless as well.
"Ye… yeah…" Looking at the clock, he shakes his head. "We should probably finish… er…" He trails off at the twinkle in Hinata's eyes before clearing his throat. "We… um… should finish cleaning up." Hinata just nods as she gives him another kiss.
"I agree Naruto-kun… after all I'm pretty sure we're all… dirty after all." Naruto just gulps at the look in her eyes as he nods. Several minutes later, the two finish their bath and get up out of the tub before they head down to the castle's dinning room. Reaching it, they notice everyone already there. Sakura and Ino are there talking about various things while Haku and Kin are discussing genjutsu using Senbon. Sitting down on one side of Kin, Naruto smiles as Hinata sits on his other side when Harry grins over at him.
"Great training, huh nii-san?" Naruto nods with a slight grin as Harry points at him with a fork. "I notice that Hinata-nee-chan's enjoying herself." Looking where he's pointing, Naruto notices Hinata talking with Sakura about a new herbal healing cream she made.
"She is at that nii-san, she is at that… She really needed to get away from the Hyuuga clan council." Naruto nearly laughs at the distasteful look on Harry's face, but settles for a tight smile. "Yeah, they're starting on her since she lost to an "Inferior" branch member. Never mind that said branch member is said to be a prodigy of the clan. They're also complaining about Hitome-Okaa-san stating that she's making the clan weak." Both Harry and Naruto share a snort at this. "Yeah… exactly. Anyways, I wanted to tell you that Hanabi-chan is coming tomorrow to help out my training a little." Harry shakes his head and chuckles before giving Naruto a serious look.
"How do you feel about it all nii-san?" Naruto takes a bite out of the roast he's eating before chewing it thoughtfully. Swallowing, he shrugs.
"Truthfully?" Harry nods a little as Naruto sighs. "Truthfully I was more then a little pissed at Hiashi-Tou-san and Hokage-Ojii-san for setting up an arraigned marriage between me, Hinata-chan, and Hanabi-chan… Doesn't seem fair to Hanabi-chan." Beside him, Hinata snorts before looking at him.
"You've known that Hanabi-Omouto-chan has had a crush on you for a while Naruto-kun. To tell you the truth, I'm kind of happy that Chichiue set it up. You have no idea how much Hanabi-chan has been moping around since we got together." Naruto just sighs.
"I know all that Hinata-chan… I really do. It's just that…" He sighs again. "Even if I was interested in Hanabi-chan, I wasn't going to make any moves until she was a genin so that it wouldn't feel… I don't know, weird? She's almost six years younger then me. She hasn't even hit puberty yet." Hinata giggles a little making him blink. "What?" Hinata just looks at him with humour sparkling in her eyes.
"I'm sorry Naruto-kun, but I think you should know a fact about female Hyuuga's. You see, it been called the 'Hyuuga Curse'." She holds up a finger. "The problem that us female Hyuuga have is that we hit puberty no older then nine. I myself started my… monthlies when I was slightly younger then Hanabi-Omouto-chan is when I was seven and three-quarters." All conversation stops at that as they stare at her in amazement. She giggles again. "In fact Hanabi-Omouto-chan started about three months ago, so she's already developing Naruto-kun. Besides, I happen to remember a eight and a half year old blond coming to see Chichiue because he had a small problem." Sakura blinks before her eyebrows nearly hit her hairline at that.
"You meant that Naruto hit puberty when he was eight and a half! I thought that guys didn't enter puberty until they were at least twelve." Hinata shrugs and tells her that in Naruto's and Harry's cases they hit it at a much younger age. The two named guys bang their heads against the table with their faces red from embarrassment causing the girls to burst into laughter. Naruto gives them all a look from a bleary eye.
"Oh, sure… just laugh it up why don't you." Inside his mindscape, Kyubi is rolling around giving off peals of laughter. 'That was all your fault you know.' She just shrugs.
'And you point is what? I'm a demon Naruto-kun, of COURSE we develop at a younger age then humans. It's a fact.' Naruto just groans making her laugh all over again…
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Harry's sitting in a chair reading a book when Hedwig walks in and over to him making him smile. "Hello Hedwig, what's brought you here." She just shrugs before looking at the cover and laughing a little.
"See your reading one of my favourite book series: Guardians of Ga'Hoole." Harry just roll his eyes in reply.
"It's only one of your favourites because it has owls as the heroes of the story." Hedwig just shrugs before she goes and plops herself in his lap and smiles at him. Seeing this, Harry just chuckles as he reaches up and strokes her wings making her coo in pleasure. Once his hand pulls away, Hedwig nuzzles his neck with a happy sigh.
"I'm happy that you have all your memories returned Harry. It was so hard to not start talking about things that have happened to us." Harry just brings her chin up and gives her a soft kiss on the lips.
"I'm happy too. I got a lot of my questions answered and now I can remember all the good times we shared Hedwig, and that makes me happy." She nods before kissing him again.
"I know…" Pressing their lips together, Hedwig's eyes widen as she feels Harry's tongue poking her lips before she hesitantly opens them allowing him access. Her eyes then drift close however as she comes to enjoy the sensation. Slowly, Harry's hands start moving across her body as she murmurs. Finally, they pull apart before Hedwig sees the silent question in Harry's eyes and slowly nods making him smile as they once again start kissing. The difference being that this time, they push their hands under their shirts and start exploring their partner's body. They only break apart to take off their shirts, leaving both naked from the waist up as Hedwig just uses a support spell Harry created for her. When Harry's hand grabs her breast, she breaks the kiss and throws her head back from the sensation. Seeing this, Harry gives a light squeeze making her give a loud hoot. He starts to grin at the owl-turned-human.
"Your pretty sensitive there aren't you Hedwig?" He gives one of the nipples a light flick making her shudder as she nods, her eyes beginning to fog over. "Hmm, good to know…" Moving his head forwards, Harry lightly nibbles at her collar bone making her murmur as a slight bit of drool escapes her mouth. As he continues his menstruation's, Hedwig's wings flap and extend as she starts to feel a heavy heat gathering in her abdomen.
"Ha… Harry… tha…" Pulling away from her collar bone, Harry remembers something he had heard discussed by several Chunin as he looks at her heaving chest. Feeling his hand pull away from her chest, Hedwig whimpers slightly before it's replaced by a small shriek as Harry's mouth presses down and lightly sucks where his hand had been. His hands in the mean time grasp her ass and squeeze it. After a few moments of licking and suckling on her breast Harry gives the nipple a small nip sending Hedwig off the edge as she gives a loud predatory screech before she melts into his arms. Looking at the shuddering woman in his arms, Harry gives her a light kiss on the neck as she stares ahead with her eyes wide open and taking heaving breathes as he whispers into her ear.
"I love you Hedwig… I love you so much…" He continues to lightly kiss her neck until she comes around. Blinking, she looks at him while trying to say something. She finally manages it of course making Harry chuckle.
"Add yet another reason to like a human form…" As she trails off, she realizes something. Smirking, she gestures to their bed which both head to (though Hedwig's a little wobbly) and lay down. Hedwig goes back to kissing him as she slowly undoes his pants and pulls them off. Grinning, she does the same and then straddles him. Harry looks up at Hedwig with a confused look before she starts to grind their crotches together with only their underwear between them. As she gasps, she looks down at Harry who's groaning beneath her. "Just… (Huff!) Enjoy (Moan!) it Harry… I (Mmm) know that I am…" Harry just gasps before he reaches up and starts massaging Hedwig's two large mounds once more making her arch her back. "It… (Huff! Huff!)may not be (Ahhh!) actual mating… (Groan!) but it's close (Uhhh!) enough for me…" Harry can't say anything as Hedwig bends down and captures his mouth with hers and a few minutes later they shout each other's names before Hedwig collapses on top of him with a satisfied grin which is mirrored on Harry's face. "Just… as… good…" Harry just nods as the two exhausted people fall asleep in the other's arms…
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Slowly waking up, Hedwig opens her eyes and sees Harry sleeping beneath her. Not moving for fear of waking him, she just watches his chest rise and fall which was a favourite pastime for her when she was just an owl. She smiles some as she remembers the long hours spent on her perch doing nothing but watching over her wizard as he lay sleeping. And that hasn't changed at all since she gained her powers. She still loves doing nothing but watch him sleep. 'Harry…' A few hours later she gently wakes him with a kiss. Looking at the beautiful woman in his arms, Harry smiles.
"Hey." Hedwig just chuckles and says good morning before she sits up and stretches some. She smiles as Harry lays his head between her shoulder blades and wraps his arms around her shapely waist as he kisses the back of her neck. "Good morning to you too Hedwig." Pulling away, he looks at her with a heavy blush. "Thanks for last night Hedwig it was… amazing." Hedwig just chuckles.
"Yeah, it was wasn't it? And before you ask, I did what I did because you always seemed to do what you could for us girls, but never let yourself go." Still smiling, she hops out of bed and grins as Harry's eyes trail up and down her form. He drinks in the sight of her firm, yet toned and compact, musculature as well as her soft, pale skin covering it. "Come on Harry. You can look all you want later, okay?" Blushing at being caught, Harry nods as both of them head to the shower to get ready for the day. After taking their shower and getting something to eat, they enter what has affectionately been termed "Nurse Row's Classroom". Walking in, both Harry's and Hedwig's eyes widen at the sight of Bella and Cissy there as well as Ino in addition to the normal group of Sakura, Hana, Haku, the other two familiars, Hinata, and the Uzumaki-Potter brothers. Seeing their looks of surprise, Row chuckles.
"These three want medical training as well so I let them join." Clearing her throat, Row looks around. "As you know, this week besides your usual training you'll have training with me. As a phoenix, I have a in depth knowledge of healing which I hope to impart at least a little bit of to you guys." She walks over to one of the cloth covered tables and pulls it away revealing something that like a sleeping person. Looking closer they all realize that it's an incredibly life-like replica of a person. "Now these are magi-cadavers. Despite not being a real person, they have all the anatomy of one." She demonstrates this by swiping an claw across an arm, causing a red substance to leak out. "They are usually used to train medi-wizards/witches to deal with injuries so they function much like a real body. Certain words will also cause a specific injury to appear and the trainees then have to 'Heal' the dummy." Hana nods at this.
"Makes sense. You'd be able to gain experience without possibly fucking up when healing right?" Row nods as Hana scratches her chin in thought. "The question is this: Will it work with medical jutsu?" Row just chuckles.
"I had a medic-nin try one and he stated that it's a great tool for it. In our case, we're only trying to get you guys up to the point that you'd be able to function at the same level as a paramedic… though you won't have the experience of one." Row looks each and everyone of them there in the eye with a serious expression. "I hate to say this, but we won't be fully prepared to deal with what's coming. I hope that each of you realize that you WILL have people die on you. There's simply no helping it. However, if we can take pressure off the real Medic-nin then there's a greater chance of more making it." Each of them nod as Harry speaks up.
"That's part of the reason we're brewing all those potions as well as storing as much chakra and magic as we can." Row nods.
"Yes. While you and Naruto don't have the chakra control to heal, you can transfuse that chakra into a medic-nin and refill their coils. The real kicker is your magic. Using various spells, you can heal a person. And as much as you hate it, I'll have to ask you two to create five Kage Bushin each so as to get more experience since we're currently pressed for time. I did get you two, Cissy and Bella a teacher though who could help you out a lot more then I could. May I introduce Medi-witch Sarah Myers." A dirty blond women with laughing green eyes and wearing jeans and a tank top walks in. She then considers Harry, Naruto, Bella, Cissy, and the two familiars before nodding.
"The names Sarah. Not Miss., Mrs, or Ms. Just Sarah." She gives the group a smile. "Before you ask, I took a oath not to say anything about what happens here until I'm allowed. Now I suppose you want some personal history?" They all nod. "I am a muggle-born witch and I have experience since I worked in St. Mungo's during the war against the Dark Lord. I no longer work there for a few reasons and now work as a combat medic for the International Confederacy of Wizards peace-keeping forces. I have volunteered my time for this so I expect to be given the same amount of respect that I show you. Understood?" All nod making her smile. "Now I won't only be working with the magical members Row since I can teach them all enough to be working at the same level of a starting combat medic." Row nods at this and together the lesson starts and continues until lunch. Looking around at the group, Row smiles at them all.
"I'm very proud of you all. Not only did you work at what was given to you, you worked HARD at it. I am impressed and I hope you are all proud of yourselves." She gets smiles as they all walk out and head to the dinning room which already has a large amount of sandwiches and various drinks on it… as well as Hanabi munching away on one while drinking a Pepsi. Seeing them, she puts her sandwich back on her plate and runs over before hugging Naruto around the waist.
"Naruto-kun! It's great to see you!" Naruto looks down at her with a smile only to blink as she holds out an envelope. "Here, Chichiue told me to give it to you. And I didn't look in it." Naruto smiles at her before patting her on the head making her pout causing him to chuckle. As he reads it however, his face becomes grave. Seeing this, Harry asks what's wrong.
"It's the Hyuuga elders. Apparently they want Hiashi-Tou-San to decide who becomes heir to the clan. And want him to decide now and to choose Hanabi-chan… So that they can marry her to one of their sons." Harry just blinks as both Hinata and Hanabi give off KI.
"Which one?" Naruto tells him making him screw up his face in disgust. "Him!? He's got to be thirty-five by now! No doubt they want an heir soon as well." Naruto nods making Harry shake his head. "That makes no sense. It'll be years before Hanabi's child-baring age…" Naruto just shrugs.
"With these old temes who knows? They could be senile for all we know." He looks down at Hanabi who looks devastated. "However, since Hanabi's already engaged to me that means that she's legally a member of the Uzumaki-Potter clan so we can give her asylum and the baka elders can't touch her without repercussions from the Fire Daimyo." Hanabi looks up at him with a tearful smile before hugging him.
"Thank you Naruto-kun." Naruto just smiles as he bends down to her height to give her a proper hug.
"Don't worry Hanabi-chan. Whatever they're planning, I'll protect you. I promise." She looks up and holds out a pinkie making him smile before he wraps his pinkie around it. "It's a pinkie promise." She giggles some as she holds Naruto's hand as they walk towards the table. Hopping back into her seat, she starts eating again as Naruto starts telling her some of the things he's done.
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Having finished up the week, the group had headed to the hospital to see Lee, only to have to save his life from Gaara who had wanted to end his life to show that he existed. At the end of the conversation, Harry asked him if he was the one who destroyed Kuromi making him stop. "Why do you think it was me? What reason would I have to do such a thing?" Harry narrows his eyes at him.
"She was almost totally destroyed and mangled. One of the culprits was a Fuuton jutsu and then there's the fact that I found sand in some of her joints as well." Gaara goes quiet for a few moments before answering.
"I did not destroy her. Okaa-san likes and approves of her too much to even let me. As to the sand that is because we had been talking when she said that she had to go. Until now I did not even know that she was destroyed." Harry just nods and in a swirl of sand Gaara vanishes only to wind up in the hotel room he's staying in. Walking past Kankuro's quarters, he stops as he hears Kankuro and Baki discussing something and a few moments later his eyes narrow as sand whips around him.
"Kuso Baki-sensei! Did you have to send what remains we managed to get from that magical nin-puppet before the ANBU arrived back to Suna!? I was the one who helped to destroy it when it tried to protect that Konoha Jounin you were trying to kill that night." Baki's voice just answers with a note of annoyance.
"I understand what your feeling like, but that puppet managed to fight us both to an almost stand still with help from that Jounin. If it wasn't for the Doton jutsu that Kabuto used to crush it after I hit it with several Fuuton, we wouldn't have won. I sent the remains we gathered back to Suna because there are more experienced Puppeteers there that can reverse-engineer them so we figure out how to make our own in time if possible." Kankuro just continues to grumble as Gaara tries to contain his anger before he relaxes.
'Tomorrow… tomorrow I'll feed them both to you Okaa-san…'
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Steve: (Nods) Happy now Hinata... Hinata? Where are you? (Suddenly notices Hinata laying on the floor barely concious and with a massive nosebleed) ... Oh.
Hinata: (Dreamly) I... Touched Naruto-kun's... thing... (Squeals and faints)
Yui: You just had to do that, didn't you?
Steve: Well.. She wanted a lemon with Naruto...
Pen-pen: (Smacks face with fin) Waark waarrk war warrk...(That's beside the point...)
Steve: Whatever. Anything else?
Yui: Yeah, when are we going to have actual sex? You seem to be building up to it and all.
Steve: Not for a while. There will be sex eventually yes, but not for a little bit yet.
Yui: Oh well... onto the next chapter, right?
Steve: Yup!
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