Steve: And here are for yet another chapter of a new update! HAHA!
Yui: Looks good so far… any Hermione in this one?
Steve: Sorry, but no. This chapter is more for information. But there is a lemon in this.
Hinata: Really? Does it have to do with Naruto-kun? (Steve shakes head) Kuso.
Yui: (Shakes head) I'm sure that there's going to be more lemons involving Naruto in the future Hinata. Right Steve-kun?
Steve: That's right Yui-chan! There's going to be more lemons in the future… though this one is a little different.
Everyone: ?
Steve: Not telling. You'll just have to read and find out for yourself, now won't you?
Hinata: So… Should I thank the reviewers?
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Steve: And that's it! Hope you guys enjoy the update! And remember, please vote again in the poll this chapter. Now, time for the disclaimer!
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
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Packing his stuff in the hotel room he's sharing with the others, Naruto's startled out of his thoughts by a knock on his door. Opening it, he's greeted to the sight of Shizune. She looks around nervously before turning to him. "Um… can I come in?" Naruto just nods and opens the door some more to let her in. Looking at the room, she sighs as she looks at Naruto. "I'm very sorry about how Tsunade-sama acted today Naruto-kun. While she had no right to use her full strength on you, you must realize that she has a bad past…" Naruto just shakes his head.
"Even if she does have a bad past Shizune-nee-chan, that doesn't mean that she can insult the Hokages' in front of me and expect me to do nothing about it. I will prove myself to her though." Shizune shakes her head as a desperate note enters her voice.
"That's what I came to talk to you about Naruto-kun." Seeing the inquiring expression on his face, she sighs. "It her necklace, you can't win and receive it or else you'll die!" Now Naruto just blinks before shrugging.
"Wouldn't be the first time that some kind of object's nearly caused my death and most certainly won't be the last." Shizune just stares at before shaking her head.
"It seems that I have to tell you about the necklace's horrible past…" Naruto just listens as she tells him how she had given it to her younger brother and that he had died in battle. Some years later, Tsunade met Shizune's uncle Dan and once again gave her necklace to someone only for him to die in her arms. After that, she left Konoha only to return to help her best friend Kushina give birth during the Kyubi attack. Shortly after, Kushina snuck out of the hospital to join the battle and was killed. Her baby, who was Tsunade's godson, was also killed when the Kyubi struck the Hospital. After that, Tsunade swore never to return to the village that had caused her so much pain. "… So you see Naruto-kun, even if Tsunade-sama doesn't have a good reason to be like she is, she does have a few." Naruto just looks out the window knowing that Tsunade's listening in.
"I'll admit that she does have her reasons, but I don't think that she should be insulting her Otouto and love the way she is." Shizune stiffens (as does Tsunade) and she's about to say something when Naruto holds up his hand. "Let me finish." Shizune nods as Naruto sighs. "They had the dream of becoming Hokage, right?" Shizune nods as her eyes widen as she understands what he's getting at. "So you see, by insulting the job and saying that only baka's want such a shit job, what is she saying about her two most precious people?" Shizune looks away as outside a tear makes it's way down Tsunade's cheek as she looks down. "Is she angry at the necklace? At the position? Konoha? Herself? Or… Is she angry at them? Angry at them for leaving her?" Shizune closes her eyes.
"I… I don't know…" Naruto just shakes his head and asks if she knows his last name. "Yeah… It's Uzumaki, right? If I remembered what the Elders told us it was because the Sandaime wanted to honour Kushina. Why?" Naruto's lips twitch as he picks up a scroll and places it in his pocket.
"Think about it. Exactly what did Kushina's husband look like? And how did Kushina herself act?" And with that parting, Naruto vanishes with a almost unnoticeable crack. Blinking in confusion, both Tsunade and Shizune think it over, the two sharing similar thoughts.
'What's Naruto-kun talking about? Might as well do as he asked.' Folding her arms, Shizune cocks her head to the side and closes her eyes in thought. 'Let's see… Minato had spiky blond hair… piercing blue eyes… Kushina had a tomboyish personality… Stubborn, headstrong, always picking fights… could piss people off with her annoying tendencies to give people insulting nicknames…' Shizune's eyes snap open as she realizes what Naruto was getting at. At that point she feels KI coming from Tsunade moments before she swings into the room growling. "Tsunade-sama? Ho… How much did you hear?" Tsunade just snarls a little.
"All of it Shizune… Looks like we have to have a little 'chat' with a certain pervert." Shizune just nods dumbly, having almost never seen her master this pissed. A few minutes later finds them outside a street-side bar where Jeraiya is enjoying some Sake. Slightly tipsy when he notices her, he waves.
"He… (Hic!) Hey Tsu… Tsunade-hime… How's it…(HIC!) going?" His answer comes a few seconds later as Tsunade grabs him by his neck and slams him into a nearby wall. "Tsu… Tsunade-hime!?" He gulps as a snarling, pissed Tsunade brings her face close.
"Is… the… Gaki… her's?" Jeraiya sobers up immediately and looks around while whispering to himself.
"Kuso gaki can't keep his mouth shut." Sighing, he looks at Tsunade, totally serious. "We'll talk. But not here, the walls DO have ears after all." She looks at the bartender who's obviously trying to listen in and nods. A few minutes later finds the three in a toad's stomach that Jeraiya had summoned in their room. Glancing around, Tsunade looks at him with a pissed off look.
"Out with it you fucking pervert! Is he, or isn't he Kushina's?! ANSWER ME!" Jeraiya looks at her before sighing and nodding. The effects of that are immediately apparent as Tsunade sinks to her knees while Shizune tries to support herself using the toad's stomach wall. "N.. no… IT CAN'T BE!" Jeraiya just shakes his head.
"I'm afraid that it is… his original name was Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto, son of Uzumaki 'The Red Death' Kushina and Namikaze 'The Yellow Flash' Minato, the Yondaime Hokage… and before you ask, he does know about us being his Godparents… though he's taken it easy on you." Tsunade just looks up at him.
"But… but I was told that he was dead along with his parents… The Elders told me! Why the hell would they lie!?" Jeraiya just snorts.
"Why else? Power. For the first several years of Naruto's life Danzo tried, unsuccessfully thankfully, to have him turned into a weapon. Koharu and Himura tried to either have that come to pass or for him to be executed. Without you being there, it gave them more room to manoeuvre politically. When sensei realized this, he sent out messenger nin to try to contact you… but they could never find you or you just disappeared on them." Both Tsunade and Shizune pale as they realize that not all of those people after them were bill collectors. When Shizune asks how long in a small voice, Jeraiya's answer throws them for a loop. "Since he was two…" Tsunade makes a mournful moan as she realizes how much she's screwed up. Suddenly, she jerks straight as she glares at Jeraiya.
"Wait a second! Then were the hell were you pervert?" When his eyes look away her's narrow in anger. "So you abandoned him as well." Jeraiya just shakes his head sadly.
"I… I just couldn't stay hime… not with seeing Minato's face and Kushina's personality every day… reminding me of what I lost… I just couldn't…" Suddenly he turns on Tsunade so fast she blinks in shock. "But at least I helped him in what small ways I could hime! I supplied money and also helped keep the council in line when I could. And now I'm finally facing my past and trying to gain his trust. Can you say the same thing?" Tsunade jerks back as if slapped before snarling. Before she can say anything, Shizune grabs her shoulder and squeezes it.
"I think that's enough for tonight Tsunade-sama… Jeraiya-sama. I think we all need to sleep on this and talk more tomorrow." The two Sannin glare at each other for several more moments before they nod. A few moments later finds them exiting the toad, which then dispels. The, without a word, Jeraiya leaves the room leaving the two women deep in thought…
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Sitting down, Harry smiles as he feels a familiar presence enter the room. Without opening his eyes, he smiles and addresses them. "Hello Row. Having fun?" Row just shrugs as she looks at Harry.
"I was worried there for a bit. Thought that girl had killed you or something." Harry just chuckles and shrugs with a grin.
"Hermione? Nah!" His grin grows a little as he hears Row snort. "Well… maybe it WAS a little close." Row shakes her head as she snorts again.
"'A little close'? With you that really makes me wonder." Harry's reply is to simply widen his grin. Looking around the room, her eyes come to lie on Harry's trunk. She blushes a little as a thought occurs to her. 'Well… They HAVE had their turns…' Shaking her head, she clears her throat a little. "Um, Harry… Rather then sleep out here… do you mind if we… used your trunk for tonight?" THAT gets Harry's attention as he opens his eyes and considers her for a moment before chuckling.
"Sure Row, I don't mind at all." Walking over, he opens the trunk. Looking at her, he raises an eyebrow in amusement. "Well? Come on then!" He then jumps in soon followed by Row before the two enter the room. Sitting down on the bed, Harry looks at the slightly blushing woman beside him. "You don't have to do this now Row, we can wait if you want." Row's expression suddenly becomes full of wry amusement.
"Unlikely… that I want it later and not now that is." she grins as she leans towards him. "I really want this… trust me on that." And with that, she kissed him. While the kiss started gentle and soft like the others before it, that soon changed as the two increased the pressure until Harry couldn't take it anymore and opened his mouth some. This was soon followed by Row and the two's tongues started to dance with one another's. While this was going on, the two are exploring their partner's body through their clothing. Row's hands stay mainly on Harry's chest and back as Harry's roams down her back and comes to rest on her hips. After giving her ass a quick squeeze, they travel up to her soft bust where Row brakes the kiss to moan and throw her head back. Harry just smirks feeling that Row has no bra on.
"Man… Do any of you three wear bras?" Row just looks at him through hooded, lust filled eyes before giving him a small smirk.
"Nah… (Pant!) all of us find them (wheeze) too confining so we use a support spell…" She the brings her face close to his. "Now, less talking, more snogging." Harry's slightly surprised when Row slams her mouth against his before internally shrugging as his hands continues what they were doing. A few minutes later Row again breaks the kiss as she starts panting. Harry takes this time to start kissing her neck and nipping it making her groan as she throws her head back. Finally, Harry gets her shirt off soon followed by her pants and then his own clothing until both are there in just their underwear. Reaching down, Row pulls her moist panties off and then yanks Harry's underwear off as well so that both are now naked. Looking down her body, Harry takes note of how she doesn't have an inch of fat anywhere and how her toned, defined muscles seem to bring out and enhance her femininity. His hand runs over her body, softly tracing her every curve making her coo in pleasure as his finger traces a path along her smooth, silky skin sending shocks down her back before she pulls him into another kiss. Pulling away, he looks at her with eyes full of love and care.
"Merlin… you're so beautiful… A true goddess..." Row just blushes some as she lays there, enjoying Harry's soft, gentle touches. She suddenly grins though as a thought comes to her. Seeing her start to get up, Harry does as well only for her to push him back down. "Row?" She starts sliding off the bed making Harry confused. Seeing this she just looks at him with a small smile.
"Don't worry Harry. I'm just going to try something I read about." Blinking in confusion, Harry jerks as she grabs him making him groan. "Just enjoy it Harry… I know that I definitly will." And with that she kneels on the floor and, without a moments hesitation, takes him into her mouth making him gasp and fall back on the bed. Harry just keeps gasping and groaning as she pumps her head up and down on him rapidly, every once in a while pulling away to take a lick from the top to the bottom and then going back to sucking.
"Ro… Row!" She looks up at him seeing him staring ahead sightlessly making her internally smirk at the pure pleasure on his face.
'That's it Harry… enjoy it…' Swirling her tongue around his head, she's rewarded with Harry moaning her name as his legs tense up. Remembering Harry's little trick he likes to pull, she focuses some magic into her mouth and hums a little and is immediately rewarded by Harry cumming into it as he shouts her name.
"ROW!" After a minute, Harry finally comes around to see a sight that causes him to shudder and stiffen a little: Row "Cleaning" him up. Shaking his head to clear it, he gasp. "Holy… (Pant!) bloody… (Huff! Pant!) Hell…" Row just looks up as she licks her lips.
"That… was indeed very enjoyable." Internally she grins. 'And very tasty as well… I can see why humans like it…' Hearing only a growl as warning, she squawks as Harry heaves her back up on the bed and pins her to the bed. Soon it turns into a moan as he attaches himself to her breast. She gasps some as she feels him nipping at the nipple as his fingers dance down her stomach. She gives a suppressed scream in anticipation as she feels his fingers just above her slit before she feels them enter her. Hearing this, Harry looks up at her face.
"What's wrong Row? After all, I'm just returning the favour." She just groans as a thought comes to him as her moans escalate as he continues to pump his fingers in and out of her hot, slick center. 'If she likes this…' Moving downwards, he soon reaches his goal making Row arch her back in back in pleasure as he explores her with his tongue. Slowly he increased the tempo of both his tongue and fingers and thus making her reactions that more furious as she wraps her legs around his head, driving his face inward. To Row, it felt as if her entire body was on fire with electricity shooting through her, just without the pain. A few moments later every muscle of the Phoenix-turned-human convulses and she screams as the world goes white for her before falling limp. Feeling her legs fall to the side, Harry slowly crawls back up onto the bed and takes Row into his arms. "Shhhh…. Shhhh…." He starts to softy stroke her back and wings as he waits for her to come around. A few minutes later, she does so, but doesn't move as she basks in the afterglow of her orgasm and the feel of Harry's naked body against her's. Finally, she moves up and gives him a kiss on the cheek before laying her head back down on his chest.
"That… was… indescribable…" Harry just nods as he continues to stroke her hair. Snuggling deeper into his embrace, she sighs. "I can't wait until we're truly mates Harry… And we can do more then this..." Harry just nods as he kisses her forehead while she yawns with a look of pure bliss on her face.
"I can't wait either Row…" The two then cuddle up and fall asleep. In the morning Harry wakes to the pleasant sight of Row's head bobbing up and down on his member. "Go…good mo…morning…" With a pop, she releases him and smiles as she tucks a piece of hair behind her ear.
"And good morning to you too Harry… now I'm just going to enjoy my breakfast." And with that she goes back to what she was doing much to Harry's enjoyment. A few minutes later she pulls away with a smile on her as she watches a panting Harry on the bed. Once he comes around, he looks at her and chuckles.
"Now that's what I call a good way to wake up." Looking at her, his eyes become hooded. "Like for the favour to be returned?" Row just smirks and chuckles as she spreads her legs wide open.
"And here I thought that you would never ask." A little later, the two get up off the bed, fully satisfied. Shaking her head, she watches as Harry cleans the room with a few small spells. Cracking her back, she walks over and drapes herself over his shoulder as she kisses his shoulder. "Thank you for last night Harry, it was incredible." Harry just looks at her and smiles.
"I don't know why you're thanking me Row. I love you so why should I focus on my pleasure only?" She just smiles as she nuzzles his hair.
"From what I've heard, that's rarer then you think." She blinks as she hears his stomach growl before a wry smile appears on her face. "Sounds like someone is hungry." Harry just blushes slightly.
"Yeah… well…" Row just smiles as she spots a nearby chair and sits in it before gesturing him over making him raise an eyebrow. "Um… Row? I just cleaned the room you know?" She just laughs at that and once she stops, gestures him over again.
"As good as that was, it's not quite what I meant Harry." Now interested, he walks over and sits in her lap. "Now, this should tide you over until breakfast Harry. Lactis." She coos a little as she feels a slight swelling sensation. Seeing that her boyfriend is still confused, she guides him to a breast. "Now suck." Shrugging, he does so only for a warm, sweet liquid to spurt out. Jerking his head away, he stares at her.
"What the bloody hell?" She grins a little.
"It's a spell me and the girls found. It's designed for nursemaids to allow them to lactate. Go ahead and drink up!' Shaking his head, Harry goes back to gently sucking at her nipple making Row murmur in pleasure as he drinks her milk. Looking down at him, she softly smiles before gently pressing his head tighter to her breast. Once that's done, he switches to the next one making her sigh as her wings flap out. Finished, he pulls away and licks his lips.
"Wow Row! That-" His eyes nearly pop out of his skull as Row pulls him into a kiss. A minute later she pulls away with a grin.
"Mmm. That was good milk… Maybe we should do this every morning?" Laughing at the look on Harry's face, she's soon joined by Harry himself. Shaking his head, he gets off of her allowing for her to get up. A shared shower later finds the two now dressed in the kitchen of the trunk's apartment as Harry makes breakfast. Watching him, she blinks as she misses a question. "Sorry about that Harry, what was that you just asked?" Shaking his head, he chuckles.
"I bet I know why you didn't." He grins a little as she blushes before a thoughtful look comes over his face. "It was about what you said last night Row." Seeing the confused look, he sighs. "About us being mates." She blinks before shrugging.
"I meant what I said Harry. I can't wait until we become mates. Yeah, yeah, I know. You want to wait until you become a chunin before we marry… but I still can't wait. Why?" Harry just looks at her and chews his lip making her raise an eyebrow. "Harry?" Harry just sighs as he pulls out a tray of muffins.
"It's…. It's just that I don't know if it's fair to you and the others…" He's slightly shocked as Row chuckles at him.
"Harry, it's very fair to us. Trust me on that." She grabs the blueberry muffin he tossed her as he continues.
"It's not that… It's just…" Sighing, he runs his hand through his hair. "I mean… Is it fair that by becoming mates with me that you never have kids… Hatchlings… whatever? I know for a fact that I can have kids with Hana-chan, Haku-chan, and Ayame-chan, but I doubt that I can with you three. And in the case of Hedwig and Sal that means that they're the first and last of their kind." Row just looks at him in shock before shaking her head with a small grin.
'And that folks is Harry at his best.' Looking at him, her smile puts him a rest. "That's actually not a problem Harry. In fact… we CAN have children with you." Harry jerks at her as his jaw drops.
"We… we can?! I thought that it was impossible!" Row shakes her head.
"It's very possible Harry. As you well know, many, if not all, wizard families carry non-human blood in their veins, regardless of their views on 'Blood Purity'." Harry nods at that. "The fact that most are humanoid beings doesn't matter. Those are just the most common. Believe it or not, some of them are non-humanoid as well like dragon's and phoenixes. You, in fact, contain Phoenix blood. Extremely diluted Phoenix blood, but you do have a Phoenix as a ancestor." Harry's eyebrows nearly merge with his hair.
"I do?! Wait? How can that be? Unless… they had something like us?" Row shakes her head.
"Not necessarily. The most common reason is that up till a hundred years ago when better methods came about, Animagus when they first transformed would often lose themselves to their inner-animal's instincts. While this wasn't always a problem, sometimes the Animagus would, for lack of better words, mate with their respective Animagus animal type. Sometimes, not always but sometimes, this would result in a child being born. In fact, if I remember what Kuro's told me correctly, Helga's niece was training to be an Animagus so it's possible that if she is indeed the progenitor of the Inuzuka clan that her child was indeed a hybrid and that's why they have the abilities they do… You know, the whole canine senses thing." Harry just screws his face up at that image.
"Okay Row, that's just gross right there." Row just laughs and shakes her head.
"That maybe, but it is also true. Back then you had to use a ritual to transform for the first time while today you use a potion and meditation to reach the same thing. Anyways, yet another way is that some magical families on the edge of extinction, say… with only females left, would transfigure a non-human into a human to have a child without giving up the family name. Oftentimes they would state that the husband was the way he was because of spell damage… One of these is actually the Malfoy family. Believe it or not at some point the Malfoy family nearly died out. It was only because the female head transfigured a male thestral that it survived." Harry snorts at this as he sits down.
"No wonder their family name means 'Bad Faith'." Row just grins at this and the two share a chuckle. Shaking his head, he looks back at Row while munching on a muffin as she does the same. "So… I suppose ours is yet another?" Row nods and swallows.
"As a matter of fact yes. I actually guessed that this conversation would come up so I went and asked my race's Elders." Harry's eyes widen at that. Seeing this, she waves her hands. "No, it's not like you're thinking Harry. Our Elders are nothing like the Village Elders or the Wizarding world's. Quite the opposite in fact. While they may be the oldest, they proved that they have the foresight to guide us phoenixes through their wisdom, not their politics." Harry sighs in relief.
"That's good I suppose." Leaning back into the chair, he considers Row. "So you went to see these Elders? Must be pretty old to be considered to be Elders of an immortal race." Row's answer sends him shock straight as she chuckles.
"Immortal? Whatever gave you such a damn silly idea like that Harry? We're just very, VERY long lived. But not immortal." Harry just stares at her.
"Um… It's very well known in the wizarding world, Row, that all Phoenixes are immortal. You know… the whole get reborn in fire thingy." Row just shakes her head and sighs while pinching the bridge of her nose and mumbling to herself.
"How in Bennu's name could they get so fucking misinformed." Looking up at Harry she shakes her head. "Seems like I have to explain some things about Phoenixes I guess. First of all Harry, we are NOT immortal. How the hell the Wizarding world supposedly figured this piece of shit out I'll never know." Leaning towards him. She rests her chin on the back of her hands. "Now, we Phoenixes live for about 5,000 years and then we die of old age, with me so far?" Harry nods and she continues. "There's only one truly immortal Phoenix and that is Bennu, the progenitor of our race… as well as the closest thing to a deity we have. How she came about, not even she knows. Now, how many phoenixes out there do you think exist?" Harry taps his chin in thought before shrugging.
"Probably a couple thousand considering how rare they are… I seem to remember how muggles state that an animal is endangered if there's less the fifty thousand…" Row nods with a smile.
"Not bad Harry, not bad at all. Now, there are in fact about ten thousand phoenixes in the world. Most live in an hidden island in what you humans call the Mediterranean Sea. Before you ask, it's hidden from human eyes though you've been given permission to visit if you so wish once we become true mates." Harry's eyebrows rise at the honour bestowed on him, but says nothing. "You're probably wondering about the low population, correct? Especially considering how we can't die permanently except in various ways… the only one of which I'll tell you is old age. I hope that you can respect this?" Harry nods making her smile. "Good. The reason for the low population is simple: Compatibility. Very few Phoenixes pairs are compatible enough to produce offspring. What this means is that out of fifty Phoenix pairs, maybe only five are compatible enough to produce offspring. And that's only if they find each other." Harry screws his face up in total confusion as he scratches his head.
"Wait a moment… If only so many are compatible… then how is it that…!" Harry's head snaps up as he figures it out. "How… Does this mean that WE'RE compatible? And… is that…" Row cuts him off right there.
"NO!" Banging her fist down on the table, Row gets out of her seat and walks over to Harry and sits down beside him before hugging him. "That's not why I'm with you Harry. Yes, we are compatible, but I truly loved you before I found out." Harry just nods in her embrace. "Now, part of the reason that we are compatible as mates is that we truly do love each other. Okay? Never doubt that. Another is that you contain a pure soul." Harry nods as he looks at her.
"So… How did they react? Was it badly? Or, was it good?" Row chuckles and shakes her head.
"As a matter of fact, it was a good reaction to begin with… and a VERY good reaction once they found out it was you that I was with." Seeing Harry's shocked look, she giggles. "Believe it or not, you have a very good reputation among Phoenixes… To the point that you have a 'Harry Potter Phoenix Fan club' among the females." Her giggles increase as she watches his jaw drop. "Which, I might add, I'm the president of." Harry's jaw nearly hit's the ground at THAT piece of information.
"Wha… WHAT!?" Row nods and winks at him with a huge grin as she grins.
"Yup! And boy, aren't they jealous!" Waving him off, Row returns to her explanation. "Anyways, another reason for the lack of a large population is that Phoenixes normally can only have a chick every fifty years or so… which isn't a problem in our case." Seeing the interest, she smirks. "You see Harry, in our case due to our relationship, there's a two in three chance that we would actually have a normal human IF I stayed in human form through out the pregnancy. If, instead, I transformed soon after conception, the child would have a two in three chance of being a phoenix. And since humans can have children more often…" Harry nods at that as he thinks it over.
"Yeah, I can understand how that would make them very happy… but won't that change once I become a full-fledged demon?" Row shakes her head, but before she can say anything, Harry remembers something else she said. "Wait a moment! What did you mean by a two in three chance in both forms? What's the one in three chance for? Don't tell me that you can give birth to a human baby in Phoenix form… Or does that mean that you would lose the baby…?" Row shakes her head.
"Actually no. I was going to get to that." Harry nods as she continues. "Ok, now you probably don't know this since I only found this out from the Elders, but creatures like the Centaur, Sphinx, Harpy, and Manticore originally came from bondings like ours. In all these cases it started with a human/non-human coupling. In our case, the one-in-three chance refers to the probability of our coupling doing the same thing. In our case, the resulting being would be half-human/half-phoenix and would be called a Phoenixia. Trust me when I say these are rarer then even Phoenixes with MAYBE two hundred out there. Most are descended from bondings like ours between ancient Egyptian priests and temple Phoenixes. In fact, my human form has all the same powers of one since they have the phoenix teleportation, healing tears, strength but with the wizard's ability to cast spells as well as the ability to wield weapons since they have wings AND arms. However, they really don't resemble my human form since they resemble what you would call 'Anthropomorphic' Phoenixes… which is a form I don't know if I could use…" She taps her chin in thought before shrugging. "Now, most Phoenixia become great heroes and hunt down evil creatures like Dementors and people in order to protect innocents." Harry just scratches his head.
"But still, won't that change when I become a full-fledge demon?" Row shakes her head with a smile.
"Well the chances of having a Phoenixia would drop to maybe one-in-ten, the chance of having a pure Phoenix would stay the same except that the resulting Phoenix might be instead a Demonic Phoenix. Despite the name, this is simply a more powerful version of a normal Phoenix and only very rarely are they evil… in which case us Phoenixes and Phoenixia hunt them down and deal with them. And before you ask Harry, the same chances go for Sal and Hedwig. So you see, we can still have children, it's simply the fact of what they would be that's the difference between us and a normal human/human coupling." Harry just sighs in relief.
"Thank Merlin… I was actually worried there for a bit." Row just giggles a little but before she can say anything a knock grabs their attention. Blinking, the two turn to see Hedwig and Sal making their way down the trunks stairs. Smiling at them, Harry tosses each a muffin before looking at the time and sighing. "Guess I have to get back to work now… After all, the Rasengan isn't going to learn itself." Getting up, he leaves the trunk, but not before wishing the two new arrivals good morning and giving them each a kiss. After a few minutes, Sal looks at Row.
"So?" Seeing her raised eyebrow, she sighs and rolls her eyes. "Your night. How was it with Harry?" Row grins before she starts telling them and before long the room is full of giggles of the type normally heard from someone reading Icha Icha…
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Steve: and there we go! Hope you enjoyed the chapter… (notices everyone staring at him in shock) What?
Yui: Lactation… and oral sex? What the hell?
Pen-pen: Wark a waark aark waarrkk wark waarrk warrk wa war ark rrk waaarrrkk. (Yeah, I would have thought that Hedwig would be the one for lactation.)
Yui: (Slaps face mumbling) That wasn't what I meant…
Steve: Okay, so what did you mean? I mean I've seen fics on fanifiction with that stuff in them.
Hinata: Um… What I think Yui-san is trying to ask is if they are going too fast…
Yui: That's exactly what I was asking. Well? Aren't they?
Steve: It may look like that, but they aren't.
Pen-pen: War wa? A ark waaarrkk war wark waark. (How so? I was thinking the same thing.)
Steve: Remember, Harry and Naruto graduated at the beginning of March and that's where Harry started to get together with his familiars. Wave occurred at the end of April and finished around May 25. The Chunin Exams started around the middle of June with the one month training starting in July. The finals occurred in August and they found Tsunade at the beginning of September. Added together that means that the two have been in most of their relationships for about… seven months. The lemons didn't actually start until they had been in their relationships for about three months. So they are technically taking it slow considering everything.
Yui: I suppose you have a point… Still, it does look good so far…
Steve: Yup! Well, time for the next chapter! See you soon! Check out the polls!
Poll: Should I keep having the two refer to each other as nii-san or change it to something like Harry-nii and Naruto-nii.
Yes: 3
No: 1
Switch between the two: 2
And should they stop referring to their brother's significant others as nee-san?
Yes: 3
No: 2
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