Steve: Here's Steve!
Pen-pen: Waaaarrrrkkkk... (Unfortunately...)
Steve: Pen-pen... shut up. (Pen-pen just shrugs)
Hinata: So what are we going to see in this chapter Steve-san?
Steve: Hmm... This and that... As well as screwing the Elders over a little...
Yui: GOOD! I can't think of anyone more deserving of being screwed over.
Hinata: I can... Orochimaru... Danzo... most of the Akatsuki... Kishimoto for having Naruto-kun forget my confession...
Steve: True... But those will come later... except Kishimoto of course... Anyways, please thank the reviewers Hinata!
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Steve: Thanks Hinata! Well, the next few will be fillers... before I get to the anime fillers of course. Well? Pen-pen? Hinata? Disclaimer please?
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Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
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Sighing as she sits into the chair, Tsunade takes a look at the large amount of paperwork before her and groans. "Remind me why I took this job again?" A flash of a certain blond knucklehead runs through her mind making her sigh again. "Oh, yeah… Him." Shaking her head, she looks up at a knock on the door. "Come in." Opening the door, the Sandaime walks in bringing a small smile to the slug Sannin's face. "Hello Sensei. How are you this morning?" He just waves her off with a chuckle.
"I'm doing better… Now that I don't have to deal with this particular evil." He motions to the piles of paper making her groan. "Yes, well… Now you know why I was so hesitant to take up the job again after Minato's death." Tsunade just nods before a piece of paper catches her eye.
'What's this?' Pulling it out, she starts reading. 'Hmm… it's the nominations from the Chunin Selection Committee… Let's see, Naruto, Harry, and Shikamaru were all nominated for Chunin… Wait a fucking second! Why the hell was Harry and Naruto promotion denied?' Motioning the Sandaime over, she hands him the paper. As he looks at it, he suddenly sighs as his eyes shut as if in pain.
"I already know who's behind this Hime. Kami kuso those fucking team mates of mine." Tapping his chin, he suddenly grins as a thought occurs to him. "Hime, call those two old mummies into the office and find out their reasons. I'll be back soon." Raising an eyebrow, she watches as he walks out of the office with a shit eating grin before shaking her head and calling for the two Elders. A half hour later finds the two standing in front of the Godaime.
"Would you two PLEASE explain exactly why you thought it a good idea to deny two chunin canidates a promotion? Last time I checked you do NOT have that right, only the Hokage does. Not the Elders, not the Council, the Hokage." Koharu and Himura just look at her before Himura clears his throat.
"Sorry Hokage-sama, but the Council and Elders can in fact interfer when it concerns the villages safety." Tsunade just raises an eyebrow and snorts.
"I fail to see why promoting two genin to Chunin would possibly endanger the village. These two were part of the reason that not only was Suna and Oto was driven off, but also why sensei is alive. They also showed all the qualifications in the exam for promotion. Now unless you two have a good excuse, I'll be promoting them over your objections." Koharu is the one who answers her this time.
"Simply put we can't afford to Hokage-sama, as of this moment we're greatly weakened. If we promote the two to chunin we run the risk of drawing not only Orochimaru's wreath since Harry-san foiled his plans to kill the Sandaime, but also the Akatsuki since it would draw more attention to Naruto-san. Also, it would increase the chances of his capture since he would be leaving the village on tougher missions. However, you can override us… but it wouldn't look good now would it?" Tsunade blinks before glaring at the two and growling as they smirk.
'Those fucking old temes… They know that if I promote Harry and Naruto I can be accused of favouritism…' They just continue smirking but before Tsunade can say anything, the Sandaime walks in accompanied by the Fire Lord's daughter (Who looks like Relina from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz). Seeing this, Tsunade raises and bows. "Hi-hime (Fire Princess). To what do I owe this visit." She just smiles as her two samurai guards walk in.
"I've come to see your coronation Godaime-sama, as well as see the Chunin promotions from Konoha. They were most impressive." Both of the Elders look at each other and then at their smirking team mate. Tsunade just sighs as she waves at the two Elders.
"Unfortunitly we only have one promotion Hi-hime. And that is Nara Shikamaru." The fire princess raises an eyebrow.
"I was under the impression that Uzumaki-Potter Harry and Uzumaki-Potter Naruto would also be promoted. That IS what my Chichiue and the Chunin selection committee decided after all." Tsunade just smirks as she realizes what Hiruzen is doing as she nods her head at the two Elders.
"Yes, well… it seems that between the time that the Sandaime was injured during the attack and when I arrived, the two Elders decided that it was in Konoha's best interest to deny the promotion." Hitomi just looks at the two rapidly paling Elders with a hooded dangerous look.
"Oh? They did, did they?" Gulping slightly, Himura looks at her.
"Well Hi-hime… you see-" He doesn't get any farther when both him and Koharu finds a katana at each of their throats. They become bone white as they see a PISSED Fire Princess glaring at them as she starts to growl.
"Let me tell you two old farts something, YOU do not have the power to choose who becomes Chunin, only the Hokage and the Chunin selection committee does." They're about to protest when Hitomi raises an hand as she snarls. "I don't want to hear it from you two, you have once again overstepped your boundaries. As such, both me and my Chichiue have decided to limit the powers you have since you have misused what you have." She suddenly gains a bloodthirsty grin. "After all… by questioning the Daimyo's decision as you have, it could be considered treason." The two, if anything, pale even farther as they realize that now it's their lives on the line. "Now leave! Your presence sickens me." As soon as the Katana are removed, the two rush out of the room. Hitomi just chuckles. "Well, that's that!" Tsunade chuckles as well as she looks at the princess as she sits down.
"Thank you for that." The Fire Lord's daughter just shrugs and tells her she enjoyed putting them into their place. "So you don't like them either? Good to know." Hitomi just sighs.
"Yes well, they have always annoyed both me and Tou-san. And I promised that I would help Naruto-kun and Harry-kun reach their goals so when Sarutobi-san told me what was going on, I had to put a stop to it once and for all." She gives a unlady-like snort before continuing. "Besides, I'm not that fucking baka prick of a Otouto of mine… I swear he would do anything that the Elders suggested since he just LOVES ass-kissers to death." Tsunade just grins at that.
"I think I'm going to like you hime… I think I'm going to like you a lot." Hitomi just shrugs as Tsunade presses a button on the Intercom. "Shizune, please contact Harry, Naruto, and Nara Shikamaru and have them come to my office please. And have Harry and Naruto bring their 'guests' with them please." Shizune just says that she's on her way. Leaning back, Tsunade looks at Hitomi with a smirk as she pulls out a jug of Sake and three bowls. "What's say we have a small drink while we're waiting for the gakis?" The princess just laughs as she reaches forward for a dish with a grin.
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship Tsunade-sama… One we should both enjoy." Fifteen minutes later Shikamaru walks in only to stiffen at the sight of the Fire Princess. He's about to say something when Harry, Naruto, and two women (One of whom is in a wheelchair) appear. Looking over the women, he raises an eyebrow.
'Hmm… judging by their similarity they're twins… but one seems to have suffered recently from lack of food and the other looks awfully familiar…' Shaking his head, he watches as Tsunade gets up.
"Welcome you five. I have good news for the genin." She folds her hands behind her as she pulls out a scroll and walks towards the group. Looking at Harry and Naruto, she motions them to stand beside Shikamaru. Once they do that, she nods. "Nara Shikamaru, Uzumaki-Potter Harry, Uzumaki-Potter Naruto. It is the decision of the Chunin selection committee that you should be promoted to rank of Chunin effective immediately." Unsealing the scroll, she throws a vest at each of them enjoying their shocked looks. "Shikamaru, you were decided for promotion on the fact of how you fought Subaku no Temari in your match." She then turns to Harry and Naruto. "You two were decided on for not only your matches but also for how you helped plan Konoha's strategy for the Invasion as well as your actions in it. It is to my joy and pride to promote you three from the rank of Genin to Chunin. With your promotions new responsibilities and freedoms will be granted to you. Please do not disappoint us." Shikamaru just gulps and nods as both Harry and Naruto give each other a high-five. Lily just looks at her son with a proud look and opens her arms.
"Come here you and give me a hug." Grinning, Harry rushes over and hugs her as Naruto does the same. "I'm very proud of you Harry, and I know that James would be too." At the mention of Harry's father's name, Shikamaru looks at them with a raised eyebrow as he finally recognizes who she is.
"Excuse me, even though it's troublesome to ask but… what's your name?" Lily tells him as does Kushina making him sigh before looking at Harry and Naruto. "You two are too troublesome what with bringing back the dead and all… It's too troublesome to ask how though. I suppose this is to be kept secret for now?" Tsunade nods making him sigh again. "Troublesome." Shaking his head, he waves at the two as he walks out. "I'll see you around, got to go and tell my troublesome team about my promotion." Watching as he walks out (but not before Tsunade tells him to keep Lily's and Kyushina's existence a secret) Lily shakes her head in amusement before jerking her thumb at the direction he left in.
"Is he always like that?" Harry just nods as he (and everyone else in the room) snickers.
"Not only is he like that, but so are most of the male Nara's." Lily just rolls her eyes.
"Sounds like Sirius when he was in lazy mood… wonder if they're somehow related?" Suddenly a grin comes to Lily's face as she remembers something. "Harry, you do remember what you promised you would do once you became a chunin right?" Harry blinks before paling as he catches what she means and gulps making Lily laugh. "Yup! Soon I'm going to have a whole lot of daughters! And soon… GRANDBABIES!" Harry just looks away mumbling making everyone else laugh. At that moment the two new chunin notice Hitomi and wave at her.
"HEY HITOMI-HIME!" She just laughs at their exuberance.
"Hey you two. Congratulations on your promotion, it was well deserved." Leaning back, she considers the two older women who bow to her. Snickering, she waves them off. "Don't bow to me, your sons don't and I owe them my life." Blinking, Lily and Kushina look at Harry and Naruto with a raised eyebrow. Chuckling, Hitomi gets up and walks to the door. Before leaving, she nods at each of the people there. "Sandaime-sama, Godaime-sama, Harry-kun, Naruto-kun, Lily-san, Kushina-san. I wish you all a good day." Still chuckling, she leaves the room. Shaking her head, Tsunade looks at the Uzumaki-Potter brothers.
"I'll have to get that story from you two at some point." Looking at Kushina she frowns as a thought occurs to her. "Kushina… Did Naruto tell you about him and…" Kushina finishes her sentence.
"And the Kyubi? Yes, he did." She looks at Naruto and sighs as she runs her hand through her hair. "It… lead to an argument but… I respect his decision. I may not like it too much at the moment, but that doesn't mean I'll stand in their way." Tsunade just nods as Harry and Naruto look at her before Naruto clears his throat.
"So Baa-chan, what kind of duties can I look forward to?" Ignoring her glare, he slips the Chunin vest on as Harry does the same. "Not that I'm complaining and all, it's just that I'm wondering." Tsunade just sighs as she considers the two.
"A few things actually. At the moment, C-rank and B-rank missions are opened to you now… Though you'll have to wait for a while before you can go on any with your team though since both Kakashi and Sasuke have to stay in the hospital for another week or two to make sure there's no mental damage from Itachi's attack." Everyone shared a snort at that. "Yeah, I know. With the damage those two already have it'll be hard to see any Itachi might have left behind. I might send you two on some missions with other Chunin and Jounin while you wait… We're just pressed with missions and not enough ninja to do them at the moment." Harry just nods and is about to say something when Shizune walks in.
"Tsunade-sama, the Council requests your prescence for a meeting." Sighing, Tsunade just nods as she shakes her head.
"Might as well see what they want." She looks at the two mothers in the room. "Can you two make your way back?" They just chuckle as Lily gives her a smirk and shrugs.
"Oh… I imagine we can." Placing a hand on Kushina's wheelchair, the two vanish with a pop. Shaking her head, Tsunade motions to the door.
"Shall we?" Both Harry and Sarutobi sigh as they make their way out as Naruto snickers before leaping out of the window making Tsunade scowl. "Doesn't anyone use the door anymore?" The other two just chuckle as they make their way to the Council chambers. Taking their seats, the three ignore the glares that the Elders are giving them. Looking around, Tsunade sighs. "Okay, exactly what is this meeting about?" Hiashi clears his throat before answering.
"We were just discussing the problems with the missions and the amount of ninja we currently have. I and the others agree that we can't see how we're going to keep up the pace since at this rate we're going to see some drop of exhaustion." Tsunade frowns at that.
"Very well, that is a very good point Hiashi-sama. The question though is what we're going to do to relieve any pressure. Any ideas?" Harry raises a hand. "Yes Harry-sama?" She makes a face as she says that causing Harry to smirk.
"If I may address the council Hokage-sama?" She nods and Harry looks at the Council. "This is a problem, but maybe one we can solve fairly easily." Hearing the mumbles passed around, he waits until it quietens before continuing. "The answer is simple: We have to re-sort how we give out missions." Tapping his chin in thought, the Sandaime nods.
"And how would you suggest we do this Harry-sama? Even if we re-sort the missions we can't do much since there's still the problem of too many missions, not enough ninja." Harry nods at that.
"I realize that Sandaime-sama. But all we need is to bring out more ninja to do the missions." When one of the civilians as how, Harry shrugs. "One way is to sort the missions like this: D-ranks in the village can be done by those Academy students in their final year. We sort them into teams of three and use a retired Shinobi that we haven't tapped for missions to supervise them. Not only does this take off pressure since we can then use the Genin for D-ranks outside the village as well as C-ranks, but we can also see what works when they graduate. It'll also give the Academy students some experience before they graduate as well as pocket money… And what kid can say no to that?" Chuckles and snickers erupt as they hear that. "While the freed up experienced Genin do the D-ranks outside the village as well as the lower C-ranks, the Chunin can then focus on the upper C-ranks and B-ranks taking pressure off the Jounin who'd do upper B-ranks and A-ranks." Tsunade and others nod as they think that over. Looking at the Council, Tsunade nods.
"Okay, let's put it to a vote. All those against?" Danzo, the Elders and three others (one Shinobi and two civilians) vote against it. "All those for?" Everyone else raises their hands. "Motion carried. We'll put the changes into effect immediately." Looking around, she leans forwards on the desk. "On to the next issue. The treaty between Suna and Konoha." At this moment, Baki walks into the room flanked by five ANBU. Nodding, Tsunade taps a scroll in front of her. "This is the treaty agreed to by the Suna Council?" Baki gulps as he nods knowing that this meeting could decide his village's future.
"Hai Hokage-sama. As you well know we were tricked into attacking by the rogue Sannin Orochimaru who also killed and then impersonated our Yondaime Kazekage. We wish at this moment to somehow make it up and offer an… exchange of sorts." Tsunade glances at it and nods.
"I see… It states that you're offering several jutsu, training methods as well as information normally kept in a village. Quite a coup for us actually. And you simply ask for a non-aggression pact. A small price to pay." At that point Danzo clears his throat drawing attention to him.
"I say this is too small a price… Hokage-sama." Tsunade bristles at his tone and grinds her teeth as he continues. "How do we know they'll keep their word? They broke a treaty once before and used it as a means to trick us. I say we ask for much more… perhaps we should put more of a punishment on them." Hearing a snort, he looks at Harry who's giving him a derisive look. "Yes… Harry-sama? You have a problem with my suggestion?" Harry just snorts again as he leans back.
"As a matter of fact, I do." He points at him. "Admit it, you just want to cripple them as a ninja village." Danzo shrugs but doesn't deny it. "Let me tell you a little history that has a bit to do with the situation here, shall I? Where I come from, a massive war was fought between several countries, my home country included. At the end, England and her allies won and placed a massive punishment on the losers, crippling them. Do you know what happened next? Twenty years pass in which one of the countries, Germany, came under the control of a mad man. He stated that the country lost because of a religious group which he tried to exterminate. He then slowly rebuilt his country's military before launching another war… one that claimed MILLIONS lives. England and her allies nearly lost that war, but in the end won. This time, they didn't try to cripple the losers, instead they helped them. Because they didn't cripple them, Germany is now an ally." Danzo just narrows his eyes.
"And what does this have to do with what we're discussing? It's an entirely different situation." Harry just shakes his head.
"Who's to say that if we follow your suggestion that we won't find ourselves facing an angry, powerful Suna and her allies years down the road? But if we not only sign the treaty we have, but also sweeten the deal for Suna by, say, doing the same thing for them that they're doing for us that we don't gain a stronger ally? If both villages become stronger then we might have a better chance of facing whatever threats might come our way. I would also add a statement of the fact that if one is attacked then the other will come to their aid." Danzo looks around and notices various people nodding and scowls as a majority agrees to implementing the treaty with Harry's recommendations. Danzo then gets up and heads for the door. But before he leaves, he turns back to the Council.
"You are all making a mistake… only through war and conquering our enemies can Konoha become stronger." He then leaves as Tsunade shakes her head before turning to Baki who's standing still in shock.
"Well Baki-san, is this treaty better? Do you think your council will agree to it?" Gulping a little, he nods. "Very well. We shall have the new treaty drawn up and given to you as soon as possible." Recognizing the clear dismissal in her voice, Baki bows before leaving. Looking around, she sighs. "Okay, what's next on the Agenda…?"
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Walking through the halls, Naruto is looking around when he bumps into someone. "Oh! Sorry about that I was looking for… Sakura-chan! Just the person I was looking for!" Chuckling, she grabs his offered hand, she pulls herself up before dusting herself off.
"Not a problem Naruto… Is that a Chunin vest!?" Naruto just grins and nods as he puffs out his chest. "Kyaa! I'm so proud of you!" Naruto doesn't have time to react as she throws herself into his arms before looking up at him with a sly look. "Come here you." Grining, Naruto leans downward and kisses her. Pulling away, she leans her head against his chest. "So… I'm off duty right now and Sasuke is asleep… How about we go to your place?" Naruto just grins and nods as they disappear and reappear in his room. Looking around, she grins as she wraps her arms around Naruto's neck again. "Hmm… I think I should give you a little award Naruto." Naruto just blinks as Sakura kisses him again. Inside Sakura's mindscape, Inner-Sakura grins.
'Yeah! That's the stuff Outer-me! Let's show our man exactly how much we think of him!' Sakura just smirks into the kiss.
'That's the idea Inner-me.' Doing a short hop, she wraps her legs around Naruto's hips making them fall back on the bed with her straddling him. Pulling away slightly, she reaches up and strokes Naruto's whisker marks making purr in pleasure. She giggles a little at the sight before Naruto pulls her back in for another kiss. She closes her eyes as she feels his tongue enter her mouth before she does the same for him as she reaches down and helps him get out of his vest and coat. He reaches up and undoes her vest which she shrugs off before pulling away and looking at him with purple tinted eyes. Naruto just gulps as he watches her mouth open slightly revealing her extended fangs before reaching up and stroking the side of her cheek.
"Are you sure about this Sakura-chan? You don-Mmph!" Her answer is to just smash her lips against his before pulling away slightly and chuckling into his ear.
"Naruto, I AM sure about this. We're both ninja and more then that I trust you. I know we're both are feeling urges, me from my vampiric side and you from your demonic. I don't want to go all the way yet, that's going to be Amakirr first. But I no longer want to wait until the next level kuso." Naruto gulps a little as she slowly strokes the side of his neck. "Now… I think we're both wearing too much at the moment…" Pulling away fully, she sits straight as she undoes her shirt before throwing it to the side and doing the same to her shorts leaving her in her underwear. Still grinning, she lifts Naruto's shirt from him as he sits up and holds her as she runs her hands up and down his chest as he runs his along her sides. Now softly smiling, she leans back. "Mmm… That feels good Naruto. Just keep doing that…" Naruto just smiles as he moves his hands down and gives her bum a firm squeeze making her moan.
"You like that Sakura-chan? Then you'll love this." And without farther ado, he moves his hand under her panties to stroke and squeeze her behind directly. Growling a little, she pulls him into another kiss. She then pulls away slightly and licks along his neck until she comes to his pulse point. Biting back a slight groan, Naruto looks at her. "Sa… Sakura-chan… What… Uhhh!" He lets out moan as she bites him, her fangs sinking in as she sucks a little. He shivers as she pulls back with a little blood leaking from her lips. "Fuck…" She just grins as she traces her finger down his chest and leans next to his ear.
"You should never tease a Dhampire Naruto… It NEVER turns out good… And your blood is delicious as always…" Naruto just looks at her as one of his hands slowly moves up her back.
"Tease." Still grinning, she reaches back and guides his hand to her bra strap and he undoes it as she reaches down and takes off her panties which is followed by Naruto wiggling out of his own pants and underwear. Now that the two of them are naked, Naruto looks down before looking back at Sakura's face with a smirk. "Seems the carpet matches the drapes." Sakura just slaps him on the shoulder as she smiles.
"Baka." Looking down herself, she licks her lips. "And your's matches as well." Naruto just shrugs as he takes a finger and touches her just under ear before sliding it downward causing her to shiver. He continues to move his finger downwards while examining Sakura's slight, yet still feminine frame. "Beautiful…" Sakura just shivers at the tone of his voice though seconds later she gasps as Naruto's other hand reaches up and slowly strokes one of her breasts.
"Na… Naruto… Uhhhh…" She continues to moan and coo at the new sensation of Naruto's rough hands on her mounds. Grinning a little, Naruto gives Sakura another kiss on the mouth before kissing along her jaw line and down her neck. His grin widens as she hiss as he nibbles at her collar bone only for her to groan as he removes his hands. A few moments later her eyes to fly open as she feels his tongue flicker against her nipple as his hands move downwards. Inside her mind, Inner-Sakura also has a large smile though it becomes predatory as she takes partial control and moves one of Sakura's hands around Naruto's cock and starts to stroke it as Sakura starts to grind her hips. After a few minutes, the two fall backwards gasping. Looking at Sakura, Naruto reaches up and moves a strand of hair from her forehead before kissing it.
"Thanks for that Sakura-chan." She just giggles some.
"No… Thank you Naruto… that was incredible." Sitting up, she looks down at the mess on her lower body and chuckles. "Looks like I need a shower before bed though… I'm all dirty." Naruto gulps as she says the last word in a seductive manner before she gets up. She starts heading towards her clothes before suddenly stopping and looking at her hand and bringing up to her nose and sniffing it. 'Hmm… I wonder…' Shrugging, she licks Naruto's cum off it and cocks her head to the side. 'Not that bad actually…' Hearing a gulp, she sees that Naruto's fully recovered making her smirk though she turns red at Inner-Sakura's next comment.
'Wow! Nice recovery rate… That's going to be so fucking useful later on… Shannaro!' Ignoring her outer's grumbles of perverts, she crosses her arms before grinning. 'Hey! Outer me! Grab your clothes and go into Naruto-kun's washroom and then…' Sakura nods her head as she grabs her clothes before blushing slightly as she heads in. Naruto looks at the shut door and then shrugs though a minute later, he raises an eyebrow as the door opens.
"Problem Sakura-chan?" She just shakes her head.
"Nah… I was just wondering if… you want to join me?" Naruto gulps a little before getting up and walking in. He's about to say something when he stiffens as he feels two arms wrap around him. Looking behind him, he notices a nude Inner-Sakura. He then looks back at Sakura who just grins. "What? She wants to join in as well…" A little bit of blood leaks from Naruto's nose at those words as he says something that makes both Sakura's chuckle.
"I am so screwed…" Inner-Sakura just nods her head with a pervertive grin.
"And in more ways then one!"
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Walking down the road, Harry nearly hits someone only to smile as he realizes who it is. "Hey Kira! How's it going?" Kira (Imagine a female, twenty-five year old version of Kimimarowith one arm) nods as she looks at Harry.
"It's going good Harry-sama. How are you today?" Harry just shakes his head and sighs at how she addresses him.
"Must you use sama with my name Kira?" She just shrugs.
"You and Naruto-sama found me and saved not only my life, but also those of several children of my now dead clan. Therefore you deserve whatever respect I can give you." She then shifts the bag she's holding to be slightly more comfortable. Seeing this, Harry holds out his hand.
"Need some help Kira? I don't mind at all." She looks at him before smiling and handing him the bag. Recognizing a scent coming from the bag as their walking, he gives her a raised eyebrow. "Dog treats and dog food Kira? You have a dog now or something?" She scratches her cheek and nods as a slight blush appears on her face.
"Hai. I found this injured and starving dog just outside the village walls yesterday. I healed him up using what Hana-san taught me since I sometimes help out in her clinic… Thank the kami's for one handed seals. I decided to keep him for now Harry-sama. With the children in the Academy, I need someway to keep busy and this is just the thing I needed." Harry just nods with a smile.
"I'm glad for that. So Kira, is the Occlumancy helping with your clan's bloodlust problems?" She nods with a soft smile.
"It's very helpful Harry-sama, very helpful indeed." After dropping off the stuff at Kira's and saying goodbye, Harry heads home with a smile. Entering the compound, he walks to the kitchen where he finds Lily preparing dinner with Kushina sitting at the table alongside Rin. Seeing them look up, Harry waves.
"Hey Mum! Rin-nee-chan, Kushina-Oba-chan!" They all nod and say hello to him too as Harry walks up to the pots and takes a sniff. "Mmm… Spaghetti in meat sauce?" Lily nods as she stirs the pot.
"Yup. Tsunade stated that Kushina and Rin needed lots of carbs and protein to make up for what they lost and one way is using pasta. That's also why we have so much peanut butter laying around as well since it's a wonderful source of both." Harry just nods as he sits down to watch his mother cook. Feeling his stare, she chuckles. "You don't have to sit there and wait Harry… I'm sure that you have a lot of stuff to do." Harry just shakes his head.
"Actually no Mum… and I…" Taking a breath, he smiles. "I like watching my Mum cook." Lily stops stirring the pot before she looks at him and walks over and hugs him.
"Sorry. I should have known." She suddenly snaps a finger. "I got it! How about you wash your hands and help me cook? Some Mother son bonding." Harry just nods quickly and rapidly cleans his hands before helping her, the two of them smiling the whole time. After dinner, Lily yawns a little before wrapping her arm around Harry's shoulder, enjoying the feeling of holding her son. Looking at him, she smiles. "Harry, remember your promise?" He blinks before looking suddenly nervous which causes her eyes to narrow. "Harry, what's wrong?" Harry just sighs.
"Somehow I don't think you'll like my life…" A few hours later Lily's face matches her hair with a vicious snarl on her face as she stomps around the room.
"Those complete BASTARDS! I can't fucking believe that I trusted them! When I get my hands on that fucking prick Dumbledore I swear that I'll strangle the life from him MYSELF!" As Lily continues to rant and rave, Harry slowly backs away scared for his life. But before he can reach the door, he's confronted by the sight of his mother. Picking him up by the scuff of his neck, she looks him in the eyes before hugging him. "Oh baby… I am so sorry for what Petunia did to you! I promise to get her back for it!" A little while later Harry enters his room and sighs as he falls on the bed.
'Finally… some peace and quiet…' unfortunately it doesn't last as Sal chooses that moment to leap onto the bed and his back causing a groan to make it's way from his mouth. Shrugging, Sal just smiles.
"What's ya doing?" After no response, she starts to tap his head. "Hey, I asked you a question Harry. Harry?" Harry just sighs before rolling over and sending her to the floor. "Ow…" Harry just shakes his head and chuckles.
"Merlin Sal… why is it that you always do something to cheer me up?" She just shrugs and grumbles as she rubs her head. Shaking his head, Harry leans over and kisses the bump on her head making her sigh happily. "Better?" She nods and chirps.
"Yup!" Bouncing back on the bed, she lays down beside Harry. "So, what's up seven up?" Harry just chuckles and gives her a kiss.
"Not too much right now… just spending time with my Hebi-hime… that's all." Sal looks away with a blush on her face as she looks at him from the corner of her eye.
"You… you really mean that? You actually want to spend time with me? Of all people?" Harry just nods and smiles as Sal glomps him. "Thank you!" Harry just chuckles as he pats her on her back.
"I always enjoy spending time with you Sal, always have and always will." She just gives him a smile before leaning over and kissing him. Harry just smiles as he runs his hands up and down her back as she starts to clean his tonsils. As she continues to grind against him, he reaches behind her and pulls off her shirt as she reaches down and removes her pants and panties leaving her naked above him. Looking down, she smirks.
"Clothes. Off. Now." Harry starts grinning as she reaches down and starts to pull his pants off as he hurries to do the same for his shirt. Once that's done, she leaps back on top of him and the two moan at the feeling of their bare skin touching. Looking down at herself, Sal sighs to herself causing Harry to ask what's wrong. "It's nothing." Harry just raises an eyebrow and finally gets his answer. "Look… I know that I'm not as… developed as the other-" Harry cuts her off with the expedient method of kissing her. Pulling away, he chuckles at the goofy look on Sal's eyes before gently tugging her chin towards him using his fingers.
"I really don't care all that much about that Sal, I really don't. To me you're very beautiful." He reaches up and cups one in the palm of his hand making her hiss in pleasure. "See? Just the right size to fit in my hand." She moans a little as he rolls the soft flesh around.
"Harry…" Sighing, she slowly leans down as he runs another hand downwards until it reaches right where her tail joins her body. Reaching under it, he gives the area some light pressure making her jerk and buck with a wide eyed gasp. Smirking, he does it again before flipping her around with him on top. Looking down at the serpentine woman below him, his smirk becomes a soft smile.
"Don't worry Sal… I'm far from done my Hebi-hime." Moving down some, he latches onto a breast making Sal arch her back in sheer pleasure. Sticking to one breast with his mouth, he uses one of his hands to massage the other before switching back and forth as his other hand makes it's way to her folds. Finally Sal gives a wide eyed silent scream before collapsing. Chuckling, Harry shakes his head, but before he can do anything he finds Sal shoving him back on the bed before kissing him. Holding him down, she looks over him before shuddering.
"Time for a little fun of my own." Harry just gulps at the lustful look in her eyes as she slowly makes her way downwards before coming face to face with her prize. Looking at it, she reaches out and gently strokes it causing Harry to groan. Seeing this, she leans forwards and stretches out her tongue and licking several drops of pre from the tip. Smacking her lips, she grins. "I'm going to like this." She moves forwards but before she takes Harry into her mouth, she looks up with a smirk. "Hey, Harry. Guess what one of the perks of being a snake is?" Harry just blinks as her smirk widens. "No gag reflex." Harry's eyes widen as she not only takes his cock into her mouth but begins to deep throat him.
"Oh… bloody…" Sal just smirks as she continues, and every time she reaches the base she unhinges her jaws enough to take in his ball sack as well and roll it around on her tongue before going back up. At one point, one of her fangs scrapes along his member making him pratically bounce on the bed. Stopping for a moment, she thinks it over.
'Hmm… seems he enjoys it…' Grinning around Harry's cock, she scrapes her fangs along it's sides making him jerk. 'Oh hell ya!' After that, she starts bobbing faster while scraping her fangs down it. A bit tired of him getting all the fun, she whips her tail downwards to tease her own folds making Harry moan at the sight. After two more minutes Harry finally gives into his release shouting Sal's name as she swallows his seed. As he stops, Sal let's go of his cock with an audible "pop" and looks at him with a smile as she licks her lips. 'Row wasn't kidding… he IS good…' She doesn't get much more time as Harry heaves her back up on the bed before making his way south. Watching him with a smile, she raises an eyebrow. "Ready to return the favour Harry?" he just grins a little.
"You know it Sal." And with that, he plunges his tongue into her making withe on the bed in pleasure as he licks around her slit. As her tail whips around, it gently hits Harry's erection giving Sal an idea as shown as she wraps her tail around him giving him a tail job as he continues his work. As she feels the pressure building up, she wraps her legs around his head and arches her back to give him a better angle as she hisses before she nearly folds in half from her oragasm as Harry hit's a second one from her tail job. A few minutes finds the two exhausted people laying next to each other. As her breathing's going back to normal, she touches her forehead to Harry's.
"If that was foreplay… I can't imagine how actual mating is going to be like…" Harry just nods his head as he yawns.
"Nei…(Yawn) neither can I Sal…" Soon afterwards finds the two fast asleep. Meanwhile a frozen Lily stares at the door to her son's room with her hand raised to knock for several moments before shaking her head.
"Just walk away Lily… Just walk away…" She continues to walk back towards the kitchen grumbling. "I really need some Fire Whisky to forget what I just heard… Scratch that, a LOT of Fire Whisky. Note to self, teach Harry some privacy charms…"
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Steve: And there we go! The first chapter of the update!
Hinata: So... Lily-san is a pervert?
Steve: (Grins) You'll see...
Yui: You're incorrigible...
Steve: Yup! ... That was a complement, right?
Yui: Maybe...
Hinata: Um... Steve-san... Some people will be wondering when Harry-kun and Naruto-kun saved the Hi-hime.
Steve: Ah! Yes, well the mis-adventure is chapter 6 of the Lost Tales, so if you want to know go check it out!
Hinata: Hopefully that'll answer their question.
Pen-pen: Waarkk wa waark ar war wark waarrkk? (Aren't we going to the next chapter?)
Steve: Oh! Yeah, we're going on to the next chapter! See you then!
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Hinata: Um... Steve-san... Some people will be wondering when Harry-kun and Naruto-kun saved the Hi-hime.