Steve: And here we are for another filler chapter!
Pen-pen: War ark rrk wa waark ar wark waarrkk? (And why are we doing so many fillers?)
Steve: I have my reasons...
Yui: In other words you can't find your AniManga for the first Naruto movie as well as you have to review the Anime fillers.
Steve: (Deadpan expression) So... Why did you tell them this exactly?
Yui: (Smirks) Because I could.
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Steve: (Rolls eyes) Gee... thanks.
Yui: You're welcome.
Steve: Anyways, disclaimer please?
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Why me?Shinigami/Demon/Inner-Sakura
'Who?' Thoughts
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Having gotten a message that Tsunade had wanted them, Naruto heads over to the Hokage Tower. Walking in, he takes note of Tsume standing in the room to whom Naruto walks up and gives her a kiss on the cheek causing a small blush to appear on her face along with a small smile. Hearing a cough, Naruto looks over at Tsunade before noticing that Harry's not there. Scratching his head in confusion, he looks at the Godaime. "Hey Baa-chan, where's nii-san? I don't see him around?" She chuckles some.
"He's currently gone Council member hunting… Though why he has that big hat and saying things like 'Be Vary, vary quiet… I'm hunting council members' I'll never know." She just shrugs her shoulders. "At least I know that the Jounin promotion curse won't hit him when he becomes one… He's already insane." Naruto just blinks at this.
"Why would nii-san be hunting down Council Members?" Tsume just looks at him in shock as her jaw drops.
"You mean you haven't heard?" Naruto shakes his head.
"What was I supposed to have heard this time Tsume-chan? You forget, I've been to busy lately to listen to gossip." Sighing, Tsume looks at Tsunade only to find no help from that quarter. Sighing some more, she shakes her head and turns to Naruto while shaking her head.
"Remember how in Hayate's will he told both Yugao and Harry to take care of each other?" Naruto slowly nods making Tsume sigh. "The fucking civilians on the Council fucking twisted it around to suit their purposes." Naruto suddenly jerks from shock and looks up.
"They didn't… Please tell me that those assholes didn't fucking do what I think they did." Tsume nods making him swear. "Those fuckers went and arraigned a marriage between nii-san and Yugao-nee-chan! Her Fiancee just fucking died and she's carrying his child and they want her to marry nii-san! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM!" He moves to rush out of the office only for Tsume to hold him back.
"Harry's going to be back soon Naruto-kun. Haku's getting him." She then looks around and sighs. "Besides, most of them are already dead. They were killed in the Invasion. The ones left except for the Elders voted against it… Surprisingly even that fucker Danzo voted against it." Naruto looks at her in surprise and she shrugs. "Yeah, surprised me as well, but there you have it. Guess even that prick can have a heart… though you'd likely need a microscope to find it." Naruto just snorts at that.
"I doubt it was out of the goodness of his heart Tsume-chan… If he even had one that is. More then likely he already knew about Yugao-nee-chan's pregnancy and figured that it was better to wait or use a Kunoichi HE picked from Ne. It would be just like him… As to the whole dead thing, you forget the magical art of Necromancy… I wouldn't put it past nii-san to summon their souls and do something to make them suffer." He then looks at Tsunade with a hopeful look. "Surely you can do something Baa-chan, you are Hokage after all?" She just sighs in regret.
"I would if I could Naruto… but I can't. Those fuckers made it so that I couldn't do anything. If Sensei had known about it within the week it was created he could have stopped it. The problem is that since he was busy with the Invasion he was unable to know about it until it was too late to do anything. Yugao's pretty much resigned to it." Sighing as she shakes her head, she's about to say more when Harry arrives with a pissed look on his face and giving off KI and Tsunade watches as an empty Sake jug explodes. "Harry, calm down. Getting angry now will do no good." Still snarling, Harry shakes his head.
"Angry? ANGRY?! I'm not angry… I'M ROYALLY PISSED OFF AND I SWEAR I'LL MAKE THEIR FUCKING AFTERLIVES A LIVING HELL!" Tsunade leans back as he realeces a massive burst of KI. Just as she's about to calm him down (Read: Knock him out) Yugao in her ANBU uniform walks in and lays a hand on his shoulder. Almost immediately all the KI in the room disapates. "Neko-chan?" She just nods.
"That's enough Harry-kun. We'll talk later… especially since we'll have the time." He blinks at her confused and is about to say something when Haku walks in. "Ah good! We're all here Hokage-sama." Tsunade nods and considers the group in front of her.
"Very well. As you well know we have a situation with the amount of ninja we have and the missions we've been receiving. To that end, I need you five to perform a mission for me. It's a two part one so listen up and listen good. The first part is a C-rank delivery, this will be Neko's main mission. She will also help out on the mission the rest of you have been assigned: A B-rank search and destroy. As Neko already knows her mission I'll explain your's." Before she can go any farther, Harry starts snarling at her.
"Please explain to me exactly why you're sending out Neko-chan? She's almost four months pregnant! She should stay here where she and the baby will be safe." Yugao looks at him and chuckles.
"I would advise you to listen first Harry-kun." Still grumbling, he crosses his arms and pouts making Yugao giggle. Sighing, Tsunade looks at the paper before her and nods.
"Anyways, a small village in southeast Fire country, not too far from Wave in fact, has been having bandit problems. This is compounded by the fact that we received reports of possible missing-nin in the group hence why we're sending Tsume and Haku with you. Neko will be in an advisory role Harry and will not be involved in any fighting so there's no worry there." He looks back at Neko and she nods making him sigh in relief. Shaking her head, Tsunade leans forwards. "Anyways, this will be Harry's and Naruto's first trip as Chunin. Be careful and if it's too tough, head back. Got it?" They all nod. "Good. Dismissed." As they file out, Neko follows Harry down the road. Once Harry reaches his room, she leans against the doorframe as she watches him pack. Finally, she sighs as does he, the two saying the exact same thing.
"I'm sorry. I know how hard this must be for you… Hard for me? It's harder for you. Whatever, it's all my fault and I'm sorry… It's your fault? No, it's mine… no it's all my fault." The two glare at each other for several moments before bursting into laughter. After several minutes, Yugao finally recovers enough to remove her mask. Happily sighing, she looks at Harry as her smile falls some.
"I needed that." Walking in, she sits on the bed before her smile softens. "I am sorry for not telling you earlier Harry-kun. I just thought that you would be angry with me for what happened." Harry just blinks at this and raises an eyebrow.
"Angry? With you? Pssh! Like hell Yugao-chan! Rather I'm pissed at the council members, not you. I just thought that you would be angry with me and that's why you've been avoiding me since a week before the exams…" Getting up, she walks over and hugs Harry.
"Look at us both Harry-kun. Both of us are being complete and utter bakas over this. We've been friends for several years and here we are thinking the other's going to be angry with us." Shaking her head, she sighs. "We really need to talk about what's going on though." Harry just nods as she straightens up. "I know that I'm not ready for a relationship yet Harry-kun… not so soon since…" Biting back a sob, she takes a deep breath. "Not so soon after Hayate-kun's death. I'm just not ready. Maybe someday I will… but not right now." Harry just nods before shrugging and shaking his head.
"And I'm not ready to pursue one with you Yugao-chan… So how about we stay as friends for now and see where we go from here?" She nods and the two shake hands. Watching as she walks back to the bed and sits down on it, he turns back and starts pulling out clothing and scrolls. "So why are you going on a mission Yugao-chan? I'm only asking because of the baby mind you." She just shakes her head and sighs.
"Part of the reason that I'm doing the mission to get my mind off things and this is the last one I'm on before I go on maternity leave for the next two years. I also need a little bit of money and this should help pad my living expanses for a little while." She then looks around and sighs. "I'll likely move in at some point though… it's just too lonely at my place." Harry nods as he walks over and gives her a hug.
"I'll be here for you Yugao-chan… Just ask for anything you need and I'll do it." She just nods and gets up as the two head out. Soon after the group is leaping from tree to tree. Harry, Yugao, and Haku are talking to each other when Haku points out that Harry's familiars are nowhere in sight and asks where they are. "They're taking care of Kaa-san and Kushina-oba-chan at the moment Haku-chan." Haku just nods as the group continues onward to their destination. Up in front, Naruto looks at Tsume before leaping over a branch.
"So Tsume-chan, what are you doing here? Even if there's missing-nin in the bandits, a Jounin and three Chunin level shinobi seems a bit much like overkill." Tsume just nods with a sheepish grin.
"Caught that did you? The truth is I wanted to spend some time with you Naruto-kun. For the next few months before Konoha gets back on it's feet, I doubt that we're going to get any chance to have a date. You don't mind spending time with me do you?" Naruto shakes his head and smiles.
"Nah. I enjoy anytime I can spend with my girlfriends Tsume-chan." Thinking it over, he chuckles as he looks at her. "As to us having dates… Even if we're busy with missions we can still have dates." Seeing confusion, he smirks. "After all, an hour here for dinner or lunch or breakfast wouldn't be too much trouble to schedule." Thinking it over, she nods with a smile.
"Sounds good. You'll also have to do much the same thing with Momo, Anko, and the others you know." He just nods as they continue speeding through the trees. Later that night finds the group huddled around a campfire and Tsume leans back before letting out a belch. "Ahhh! That hit the spot. How DO you and Harry cook so well Naruto-kun?" Naruto just chuckles as he watches her.
"Simple really, we've been cooking for ourselves for years Tsume-chan, and the worst critic you can have is yourself." He shrugs as she nods her head in agreement. "Besides, we never go anywhere without some cooking supplies. And your cooking is incredible as well Tsume-chan, I love it! Dattebayo!" She blushes at the complement.
"Yeah, well… I got several years experience behind me Naruto-kun. I've been cooking since I was a little girl and I got to admit I'm pretty good at it." She jerks her thumb at herself making several people chuckle at her evident pride in her abilities before she motions to the remains of their meal. "But even I got to admit that you being able to create a meal like you did out of what we managed to catch is simply incredible and worthy of praise." Seeing Naruto scratching his neck in embarrassment, she turns to regard Harry. "So, now that your Chunin, when are going to marry Hana and the others Harry? You did say that as soon as you made Chunin you would and she's already planning the wedding since she can't go out on missions anymore due to her pregnancy." Harry just sighs as he looks up into the sky.
"As I told Sal the other night, I'll marry the three of them first, then Hana-chan followed by Haku-chan. As to how… I'm thinking a simple hand fasting for the familiars and letting the others decide how they want to do theirs." Harry shrugs seeing their inquisitive looks. "I might try a marriage ritual or two later on… but that's in the future." Seeing the nods, he looks at the watch on his wrist. "Well, it's twenty-one hundred hours (9 PM). Time for bed. So how are we going to do this?" Naruto scratches his chin in thought before nodding.
"Well, since we're heading out with first light, I'd say that me and Tsume-chan should take the nine to one-thirty and nii-san and Haku-nee-chan from one-thirty to six. If need be one of the two on duty can take a quick nap." They all nod (except for Yugao who grumbles at being left out) and the others head to bed leaving Naruto and Tsume alone near the fire along with Kuromaru who lays down and goes to sleep. Taking a deep breath of the cool night air, Tsume looks at her teenage boyfriend.
"I've been meaning to ask you something Naruto-kun." He looks at her and motions her to continue which she does after a seconds pause. "Now that you're a Chunin, are you going to reveal your heritage? You are an adult after all in the eyes of the village now." Naruto thinks over his response before sliding over and slipping his arm around her waist.
"That's a very good question Tsume-chan. The answer is no unfortunately. Becoming a Chunin only entitles me to Tou-san's will. In it he asked for me not to reveal my heritage until I'm at least Jounin so that I can be sure that I can protect myself and my precious people from his enemies. And I know that I'm not strong enough at this point to actually defend myself from his enemies… But he did leave me several jutsu to learn." Tsume nods as they cuddle only to be surprised as he sighs. "Can I ask you something Tsume-chan? It's a serious question that's been bugging me." She nods.
"Sure. You know that you can ask me anything Naruto-kun. And can I promise that no matter what it is or how odd it is I'll answer you to the best of my ability." Naruto just nods as he bites his lip.
"How is it that if who my Otou-san was is supposed to be such a big secret that so many people know it? I mean, you knew, as did Ojii-san, Hiashi, Tsunade-Baa-chan, Shizune-chan, and Ero-Sennin. It's just something that's been bugging the fuck out of me for a while now, that's all." Tsume nods as she thinks it over and sighs.
"Your parentage is something of the villages worst kept secret Naruto-kun. Hiashi and the Sandaime know because they were at the sealing. I know because I recognized the scents on you. Tsunade-sama and Shizune know because, along with one of your Tou-san's students Rin, they delivered you. Jeraiya knows because he's your Godfather. I know that others like Shikaku know because it's really not that hard to figure out. Think about it for a second Naruto-kun: How many spiky blond-haired, blue eyed people live in the Village? Blond is a very rare hair colour in Konoha. Really, a lot of people know, but don't talk about it. Some are afraid that they're be laughed at, other's are afraid of what it means if true." Naruto nods as this actually makes sense.
"So in other words it's so well known that people just don't comment about it." Tsume smiles as she gives him a kiss on the cheek.
"That's exactly right. It's so obvious that people ignore it. But I wouldn't worry too much about it Naruto-kun. At the moment not too many people think about it, though with how you look now that'll change in a few years since you'll likely look like a spitting image of your old man… Trust me, I know. After all, both me and Hiashi were your Otou-san's Chunin and Jounin team mates so I should know. If you'd like… I can tell you some stories about what we did." Looking at her, Naruto blinks away some tears before hugging her and giving her a soft kiss.
"I'd like that Tsume-chan… I really don't know much about him at all except for what's in the history books. And I don't want to ask Kaa-san since to her he died just a short time ago and the pain's still fresh." Tsume nods and holds him close.
"I don't mind at all Naruto-kun, it would be my pleasure to do so. All you have to do is ask and I'll tell you all that I can." Looking up she becomes thoughtful before nodding. "Okay, there was this one time Naruto-kun, we were heading to River Country and…" And so she goes on, some of her stories cause Naruto to laugh while others make him thoughtful about the man he never got to know, yet owes so much of himself to. Tsume finally stops as the time comes to change shifts. Waking up Harry and Haku, Naruto heads over to his sleeping bag to find that Tsume's set her's up right up against his. Seeing his wry amused look, Tsume just shrugs. "What? Aren't I allowed to sleep next to my boyfriend?" Naruto just shakes his head as he climbs into his sleeping bag.
"Nah, you're allowed." Leaning over the two share a kiss before snuggling in. "Good night Tsume-chan, sweet dreams." Tsume just chuckles and makes him blush with her next words.
"They'll be sweet if you're in them Naruto-kun… Good night." Naruto just continues to look at her with his mouth opening and closing until finally he gives up and shakes his head before going to sleep soon followed by Tsume. Watching their antics, Harry shakes his head and chuckles before turning to Haku.
"So… Got anything to talk about Haku-chan? After all, I figure that there's some things you want to know same as I want to know some things about you." She looks at him and softly smiles.
"I don't know what to actually ask you about Harry-kun. After all our dinner dates there's not too much I wonder about when it comes to you. And I've told you things as well since you always make time to have a meal with one of us… kind of like Naruto-kun's going to do with his girlfriends." Harry just shrugs before answering.
"Well, yeah. I really don't see the problem with having a quiet meal with one of my girlfriends since it gives us time to chat. And that I don't mind at all Haku-chan, but I'm pretty sure that there's still more to talk about." Haku just chuckles at that in agreement.
"True. But there just doesn't seem to be enough time to do so… Unless you have one of those time-turner things." Seeing Harry look away, she groans. "You didn't bring one with you… did you?" Harry just sheepishly nods making her sigh out loud. "I can't believe you brought one. Whatever could possess you to do that!?" Harry looks one way and then another before leaning towards Haku.
"Me and nii-san brought one because we're planning to 'gain' a little bit of time to spend with you and Tsume-kaa-chan without being rushed to get back to Konoha after the mission's complete. The one we brought only goes back twelve hours, but if we use it we should be able to get at least two days out of it. It was supposed to be a surprise so don't tell Tsume-kaa-chan, ok?" Haku nods as she giggles a little.
"Hai. Just don't go waving it around ok? I don't want to draw attention we really don't need at this moment, understood?" Harry rapidly nods as Haku wraps her arm around Harry's shoulders as he wraps one of his around her slender waist. Giving him a kiss, she sighs as she leans into his shoulder. "By the way, any idea what your wearing to Kaa-san's and Zabuza-sama's wedding?" Harry just shrugs in reply.
"I just figured that I would go along with whatever you came out with. Better then coming out with something only for you to say it doesn't fit." Hearing Haku's giggling, he jerks his thumb at himself. "See? I'm learning." Haku just smiles as she kisses his cheek.
"Looks like the training is paying off." She starts laughing softly as Harry pouts.
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The Sandaime is gulping as he enters the Uzumaki-Potter compound and walks to the sitting room he was asked to arrive at. As he enters, he notices Kushina and Lily sitting in two armchairs. Seeing him, Kushina internally smirks at his pale face as she motions him to a nearby chair. "Please have a seat Sandaime-sama." Gulping at her tone when she states his title, he does so and pales even more as he notices the wooden bokan she's tapping against the side of her chair. He opens his mouth to say something, but is interrupted as Row enters the room pushing a wheelchair with a twenty-one year woman with two brown square tattoos on her cheeks. On the wheelchair is a tray holding several peanut butter sandwiches and two glasses of what appears to be pink milk. Looking at her, Sarutobi smiles.
"Hello Rin. How are you doing today?" Seeing his desperation (as well as hearing it in his voice), she wags her finger at him as she chuckles.
"Nice try Sandaime-sama, but you're not getting out of this one with my help. Besides, I'm annoyed at what's happened to Naruto-Otouto as well and so is Lily-sama. So take it like a man." Lily just shakes her head at Rin.
"How many times must I tell you Rin? Call me Lily at least, not Lily-sama." Rin just shrugs with a smile as Lily looks at the retired Hokage and gives him a smile that's MUCH too friendly. Sarutobi shivers as he notices that she's fingering a wand in her hand. "So, I think that we have a talk to have Sarutobi-sama?" He just nods and sighs as Kushina grabs one of the sandwiches and a glass and sets it on the table beside her.
"Ok you three… What do you want to know?" Kushina just looks at him as she narrows her eyes.
"A few things Sarutobi… as well as a few answers." Leaning back, her face gains a scowl. "What the hell possessed you to possibly tell the villagers right after the attack!? Even I can see that was the actions of a baka. I would have waited at least three months to tell to give them time to grieve. But telling them right after was stupidity on a scale I've never seen! Of course in the aftermath they would blame him what with their wounds and grief so raw so soon after the Kyubi!" The Sandaime seems to fold in half as he wipes his eyes with his hands.
"You don't think that I've realized that Kushina? I have. But I can tell you that I had no choice in the matter since several people saw the sealing and I was trying to kill any rumours… But I later realized that I just made the situation worse. I won't ask you for forgiveness Kushina, I failed both you and Minato badly." Kushina just explodes at that.
"KUSO FUCKING RIGHT YOU FAILED US YOU ASSHOLE! HE TRUSTED YOU TO TAKE OVER AND TAKE FUCKING CARE OF OUR SON! BUT WHAT HAPPENS?! HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE GOES TO SHIT IN A HAND BASKET!" Breathing hard with a red face, Kushina glares at him. "WELL?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SAY TO THAT!?" Holding his face in his hands, shakes his head before looking at Kushina.
"I'm sorry Kushina… I tried my best, but the Council-" She just cuts him off again making him flinch as her Killing Intent hits him fully.
"The Council…? THE FUCKING COUNCIL IS WHY NOTHING WAS DONE YOU PRICK!? WERE YOU OR WEREN'T YOU THE FUCKING HOKAGE!?" He goes to say something but Kushina doesn't let him. "THE COUNCIL IS SUBSERVIENT TO THE HOKAGE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU FUCKING BAKA!" She trails off as she enters a coughing fit, which is only stopped as Lily passes her the glass. Taking a drink and clearing her throat, she looks at Sarutobi. "I don't fucking care what you say you old fart, I really don't. Now, I don't want to hear your excuses on that so I'll hand over the conversation to Yuri." Shaking her head, Lily watches as Kushina tears a chunk out of her sandwich. Looking at the former Hokage, Lily stares him down as she fingers her wand.
"Now… I want to know exactly why this… CRA was implemented for my son as well as my nephew… and it better be good or else." Sarutobi gulps before sighing.
"It was for their own protection actually… and having it for your nephew was your son's idea." Seeing her raised eyebrow, he leans back as an amused Rin watches as Kushina rips her sandwich apart. "As soon as we activated the 'Bloodline Clan Creation Art' for them to protect them both from the Council's machinations, the CRA automatically activated. Harry made movements by stating that since they activated it for him, they would have to activate them for Naruto. They finally agreed when Harry stated that he would make himself sterile if they tried anything. Finally, the holdouts in the council were so desperate to have Wizard/witch-nin in Konoha's forces in the future that they agreed." Lily just sighs and the Sandaime grins at her. "If it makes you feel any better, Harry actually fought against the CRA for quite some time before giving up on that fight since it was the only way to gain protection for the both of them." Shaking her head, Lily snorts.
"That was actually one of the first things pointed out to me by Ayame. Still can't quite believe it since according to most gossip that's every man's dream." She shrugs and sighs with a sad chuckle. "James would be proud of him though for as he would put it: 'Bagging some of the hottest pieces of ass he's ever seen'… Trust me on that. Hell! If Sirius was here he would be trying to go for it, I know that for the fact." Everyone shares a chuckle at that. Still shaking her head, Lily turns to him. "So how are we going to reveal ourselves? Especially since us three have been put down as dead." Sarutobi just chuckles before grinning.
"Actually your sons came up with the idea. We're going to wait until Kushina is back up to full strength and they're going to leave the village for a time and set off what they call a 'Magic-Chakra pulse' which is currently stored in a crystal. When they do that, we send people there and they'll find you three unconscious and Viola! There won't be any questions except for how it happened." Lily thinks it over before chuckling.
"How superbly Slytherin… I'm quite impressed." Finishing her sandwich, Kushina nods.
"Yeah… It'll be so mysterious that the rumours will be most of the what answers people will come up with." She shrugs before glaring at him as she taps a piece of paper on the table. "Now about these marriage contracts you signed for my son…" Sarutobi just gulps as he realizes that his troubles are far from over.
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Stalking through the forest, Naruto taps his nose and points forwards as Tsume nods before she softly growls. Kuromaru bobs his head once before disappearing in the underbrush. Moments later a wet crunch followed by a gurgle is heard as Kuromaru takes care of the guard that Naruto and Tsume spotted. Hearing it, two more walk right by Naruto and Tsume only to be killed as Tsume claws the throat out from one and Naruto snaps the other's neck. Looking around, Naruto leans towards Tsume. "Now how many is that?" Tsume taps her chin before whispering.
"So far that's ten for us. We should be meeting up with Harry and Haku as they make their way around in our direction. Once we get all the guards, we go in." Naruto nods only to stiffen as he hears a branch move, relaxing a moment later as Harry and Haku drop down from the tress in a crouch. "Anything to report you two?" Harry points in the direction of the bandit camp.
"So far so good Tsume-kaa-chan. When I used the Jigoku Mahogan I saw there's about forty more bandits in there. How many are missing-nin I couldn't tell you." He shrugs before continuing. "I was thinking that me and Naruto sneak in and take out the leadership while you and Haku take those at the edges out to prevent them from escaping." Thinking it over, Tsume nods.
"Sounds good… but if you get into trouble I want you to get the hell out of Iwa, understood? No heroics here, get in and get out." The two nod before casting a Disillusionment charm on themselves along with a Notice-me-not charm. Moments later, only Haku and Tsume are left in the clearing. Nodding, they disappear into the underbrush like shadows leaving nothing but corpses behind. As the two women take their positions, Harry and Naruto sneak through the camp towards a series of tents in the center. Harry sneaks past the guards of one of them since they notice nothing wrong. Entering the tent, he looks around.
'Hmm… Now where are you, you teme…' Spotting a bed in the corner, he heads to it and smirks seeing one of the bandit leaders asleep. His smirk widens as he recognizes him as a missing-nin. 'Time to die.' Leaning forwards, he does several handsigns before blowing a small green cloud onto the sleeping bandit's face. He breaths it in and his eyes pop open only for him to silently die within several seconds. Looking at him, Harry nods before leaving and heading to the next tent. After several more, he meets back up with Naruto and they head to the main tent which has the last ten bandit leaders in it. As Naruto casts a silencing spell, Harry slowly pulls several black tip senbon (Which are covered in Basilisk poison) from his holster before flinging them and striking six bandits who die within a minute. Now aware that someone is with them, the leader (Which they recognize as a C-rank missing-nin) rushes over to where he thinks Harry is.
"You teme! I don't care if your using some kind of Genjutsu! KAI!" Seeing as nothing's happening, he stops confused before doing it again. He doesn't get a third try as Naruto slices his throat with his knife. Seeing their leader down, the others unleash several jutsu. By the time the other bandits arrive dur to the tent being ripped apart, they find all their leaders dead. They then rush right out of the camp in terror… only to fall victim to the traps that Tsume and Haku set as well as the two women. Those that stay are taken care of by Harry and Naruto (now visible). Once all the bandits are dead, Tsume and Haku walk into the camp to find Harry and Naruto removing heads from some of the recognizable corpses. Seeing this, Tsume shakes her head.
"Getting some extra cash you two using their bounties? Can't say that I blame you… Mind sharing?" The two just look at each other and shrug. That night, the group walks into a hotel provided for by the town. Shaking his head, Naruto walks into the room him qand Tsume picked as their own.
"I can't believe that was ranked as a B-rank! It was a C-rank." Tsume just shrugs in answer.
"There was missing-nin involved so it was a B-rank. Even if they were a pathetic bunch to say the least." Looking at herself, Tsume makes a face full of disgust upon seeing the dirt and blood on her clothes. "Hope you don't mind Naruto-kun, but I'm going to take the first shower, ok?" Naruto just chuckles.
"Sure, go ahead. I'll just go and grab us something to eat, ok?" She nods and disappears into the washroom. Casting a quick cleaning charm on himself, he heads downstairs and grabs some food from the hotel's café. Looking at the bunch of baked goods in the bag in his arms, he heads upstairs. Upon opening the door, he's confronted by the sight of Tsume in an t-shirt and panties. Looking up, she smiles seeing Naruto. "You done?" She nods as he hands her the bag. Looking in it, she pulls out a cinnamon bun before jerking her thumb at the washroom door.
"It's your turn Naruto-kun. Don't worry, I left you plenty of hot water." She watches as he grabs a bunch of clothes and heads in. Watching the door for a few seconds, she smirks causing Kuromaru to shake his head.
"Tsume… Do you have to do whatever it is your planning?" She just grins causing him to groan out loud. "Kuso… Looks like I'm sleeping in the washroom tonight. Just do me a favour and don't be too loud, I need my sleep." She just glares at him and growls.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean you mutt." Kuromaru just gives her a doggy grin and snorts in amusement.
"I've heard you at night Tsume. In particular the times you've howled the pup's name… You can be quite loud." Seeing Tsume's sputtering and red face, he laughs. "I just want to make sure that you don't keep the town up tonight." His grin falls as she snarls and leaps at him and starts chasing him around… which only ends as Naruto walks out of the door and Kuromaru rushes in. Blinking as the door closes, he listens and hears the shower turn on and scratches his head.
"Um… Ok, what's going on… and how the hell can he turn on the shower if he doesn't have opposable thumbs?" Seeing Tsume grumble about stupid nosy mutts he sweatdrops and drops it. Walking over, he gets up on the bed and grabs the bag and pulls out a cupcake as Tsume sits down beside him and does the same. They chat as they eat until there's only one cookie. They look at each other and then at the cookie and back at each other before narrowing their eyes. Both go to grab it at once.
"Mine!" Unfortunately for Tsume, Naruto grabs it. He's about to eat it when he hears a whine.
'Mustn't look… mustn't look… mustn't look… KUSO!' Hearing another whine he looks to see Tsume giving him puppy dog eyes… which works for her. Almost immediately Naruto can feel his will draining away. Finally sighing, he breaks the cookie in half and gives her half and eats the other. The two then fall back on the bed patting their stomachs. "Ah… That hit the spot." Beside Naruto, Tsume nods in agreement before burping.
"Ohhh Yeah… Tell me about it." Looking at Naruto, she grins as she rolls over on top of him. Looking him in his eyes, she grins. "You know… I could use another treat… if you know what I mean." Naruto just grins as well before he wraps his hands around her waist as she brings him into a kiss. Soon after initiating it, she asks for and is granted entrance to his mouth. She murmurs in appreciation when he slips one of his hands under her panties to squeeze and grope her firm ass as the other moves farther and strokes along her thigh. She pulls away and looks at Naruto with a soft look as one of her fingers trace along a whisker mark causing him to shudder in pleasure. "Mmm, Naruto-kun." Opening his eyes he looks at the MILF above him.
"Fuck you're beautiful Tsume-chan… My hime of the wild…" Tsume blushes as Naruto draws her into another kiss as his hands move around to the front and move up her shirt making her moan into his mouth as he starts groping her breasts. Her eyes fly open as Naruto suddenly flips her over onto her back with him on top before closing them. Pulling away, she considers him through hooded eyes while grinning.
"That's… it Naruto-kun… make me your bitch." Going back to kissing, she wraps her legs around his waist and starts grinding against him making her whimper some as his other hand goes back to kneading her ass before she suddenly shudders in release as she arches her back. "FUCK!" After getting herself back under control, she looks at Naruto and chuckles. "Fuck Naruto-kun, you sure know how to make me feel young all over again don't you?" He just snickers.
"You're only as old as you let yourself be Tsume-chan." She chuckles and shakes her head as she pushs him off of her. Sitting up, she looks at the time and sighs. "Looks like time for bed since we got to be heading back in the morning." Seeing him smirk she raises an eyebrow. "What's up with the smirk?" Naruto's smirk just grows.
"You see Tsume-chan, we DON'T have to go back yet." She just blinks and asks what he's talking about. "Me and nii-san brought a time-turner with us. It can go back twelve hours. If you want we can add about two days and just camp out… me… and you… all alone…" She grins as she thinks it over before giving him another kiss.
"Sounds good Naruto-kun… But it's still time for bed, got it?" He nods and makes a move to leave the bed only for Tsume to shove him back down with a amused look. "And where do you think your going?" Naruto just sheepishly scratches the back of his neck.
"Well… I was going to give you the bed and Mrph!" He gets cut off as Tsume kisses him. Pulling back, she wags her finger.
"I think not Naruto-kun. Your staying here with me. And THAT's final. Got it?" He nods and his eyes nearly bug out as she goes and pulls off her t-shirt in one movement revealing her slightly stocky but well endowed body. Seeing his reaction, she raises an eyebrow before pulling off her panties. "What's the matter Naruto-kun?" Suddenly she blushes as she realizes why. "Opps… Guess I should have told you that I don't sleep clothed unless I'm outside… Heheheh…" She trails off with a nervous chuckle as she scratches the back of her neck. Sighing, Naruto just opens the covers and slides in soon followed by Tsume who cuddles up to him as he drapes the blankets over them. Looking at her, he pulls her close before nuzzling her neck making her softly growl. "Kuso Naruto-kun…" She gasps as one of Naruto's hands come up and start to rub her breasts. "Wha…" Naruto just chuckles before his other hand makes it's way down.
"Well Tsume-chan… I don't think we're quite done yet…" She gasps as she feels one of his fingers reach her cunt and slip in bringing a moan from her before he slips in another. Soon afterwards she's rolling her hips to meet his strokes before she suddenly howls as her back arches. Still grinning, he looks at her before kissing the side of her neck making her eyes flutter open. "You enjoy Tsume-chan?" She just looks at him lazily before kissing him.
"Fucking kuso straight Naruto-kun." She shuuders some. "I fucking can't wait until your sixteen and you claim me as your's… That's going to be one hell of a fucking night. I'm going to make sure that neither of us walks straight for a week." Naruto just chuckles at that as he holds her close.
"You keep this up and I might not wait until I'm sixteen." Her eyes fly open before a mischievous look settles on her face as she nibbles some on his earlobe making him groan.
"You promise?" He just chuckles before the two settle down. Looking at him, Tsume gives him a short kiss before snuggling in. "Good night Naruto-kun." Letting out a yawn, Naruto nods sleepily.
"Good night Tsume-chan… See you in the morning." Soon after the only sounds are Naruto and Tsume snoring. Soon afterwards, Kuromaru opens the bathroom door and pads over to the bed and observes Tsume snuggling into Naruto's neck. After watching them for a few minutes he smiles.
"As I said Tsume. The pup will be good for you… though I could do without the howling." Jumping up on the end of the bed, the two Shinobi grumble a little in their sleep before being once again being claimed by slumber. Turning around three times in a circle, Kuromaru lays down and closes his eyes…
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Looking at his trunk which contains the apartment where Yugao is currently sleeping, Harry shakes his head. "Hopefully she'll be comfortable in there." He softly smiles as he feels two slender arms drape over his shoulders. "Got out of the shower Haku-chan?" She nods as she lays her head in the crook of his neck.
"Hm-mm. Yeah." Looking at the green-eyed wizard-nin, she smiles as she makes circles on his chest with her finger causing him to shiver. "You know Harry-kun… With Neko-san in that trunk apartment, it means that we're all alone now." Harry just chuckles as he realizes what she's getting at.
"Man Haku-chan… And here I was thinking that you had the least amount of libido of the girls… Yet here you are trying to get into my pants." Seeing the blush on her face, Harry shakes his head before twisting around and seeing her sitting behind him in a light blue night dress and a small blush on her face. "Is that why you agreed Haku-chan to come on this mission? To be with me away from the others?" She sighs and nods, looking away as she rubs the back of her neck.
"I… I just don't feel all that comfortable doing something like this at home for right now Harry-kun…" She takes a deep, calming breath before continuing. "After everything, I think I'm ready for this." Harry just nods as he leans forwards.
"Understood… we're just going to begin with the familiar… ok?" She slowly nods as the two lean in and kiss. After a while Haku opens her mouth slightly and almost shyly pokes out her tongue which is soon joined by Harry's. She mumbles a little as his hands slide down and grip her firm behind as her own slip beneath his shirt and pulls it off. Pulling away slightly, she looks at his chest before reaching down and pulling her nightgown over her head leaving her naked from the waist up. Soon afterwards both discard their underwear leaving Haku's light body sitting on Harry's thighs. Feeling something poke into her stomach, Haku looks down to see Harry's erection making her blush.
"Wow… it's…" she just shakes her head and reaches down and runs a finger nail along it's length making Harry shudder. Seeing this, she smiles as she looks at Harry. Harry meanwhile is looking at her slender frame which seems to glow in the moonlight coming through the window as he reaches up with a hand and cups her soft yet firm breasts in one hand.
"You're so beautiful Haku-chan… Like a Tenshi…" she blushes as she pulls him into another kiss as they run their hands up and down each others bodies, learning what the other likes, the two fall back onto the bed, Haku finds Harry's cock pressing lengthwise against her slit making her moan as Harry wiggles a little under her. Wanting a little more of the sensation, she starts to grind making both teens withe from the sensations coming from it. "Ha…rry…kun… it… so…" Harry just nods as he twists one of her rock hard nipples making her gasp. Looking down at him, she bites her lip as she forms a small layer of ice between them making Harry arch his back. Soon after the two reach their release and Haku falls onto Harry's chest gasping for air. "That…(Gasp!) was so… (Huff!) amazing…" Harry just nods before giving her a kiss that causes her to moan into it.
"I love you Haku-chan… with all that I can." Haku just nods in contentment before snuggling into his chest as Harry summons the blankets that had fallen onto the floor during their little makeout session onto them. Soon afterwards the two are asleep in each other's embrace while the moon continues to shine through the window.
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Steve: And there we go! Yet another chapter... Where's Hinata?
Pen-pen: Wa wark... War waar waaarrrkk waark waarrkk ar wark waar wa waaarrrkk. (No idea... She said something about needing to take care of something.)
Steve: Really? Huh! Go figure... Anyways, onto the next chapter!
Yui: See you all there!
Omake: Hinata's revenge
We open to the sight of a Japanese man tied down to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth and a blindfold. Suddenly the blindfold is taken away revealing the person is Kishimoto. He takes one look at his kidnapper and his eyes widen seeing a coldly smiling Hinata there. " Mmer!? M maaarpph merrrrrph mr!?(What!? A cosplayer kidnapped me!?)" Hinata just chuckles as she pulls out a large trunk and starts taking various instruments of torture out of it.
"Oh... I'm NOT a cosplayer Kishimoto-san... I'm the REAL Hinata. Thankfully Steve-san never knew that the device he made to hop into the computer would allow me to hop out." Putting on two heavy rubber gloves, she pulls out two electric eels. Kishimoto's eyes widen at that as he gulps.
"Mer muurr mph murp! Muurr mrph m muuurrrph m muurrph!(But you're not real! You're just a character I created!)" Hinata just chuckles as she looks at him, her eyes cold.
"Well... Yes, you did create me..." She then walks over to him and looks him straight in the eye while activating the Byakugan. "But I've come from the Unreal to see you my creator... You see, I'm very disappointed that you had Naruto-kun forget my confession so soon after the battle. Also, I... dislikehow you made Danzo the Rokudaime instead of Naruto-kun... So I decided to teach you a little lesson..." Kishimoto starts shaking his head from side to side as he struggles to get out of his bindings as Hinata brings the eels closer to him. "Time for the 'Ten Thousand Years of Pain: Electric Eel Style..."
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