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A/N: Second whatdyamacallit in one day. If you haven't read the one I uploaded earlier, skip back to the previous page. Now :D
Title: Card Shopping
Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Warning: Suggestive conversation
Pairing/Character: Draco/Hermione, suggested Ron/Luna
Word Count: 275
"I don't see why you insist on buying Ronald a card, Hermione. He doesn't expect anything from you," Luna said as they entered the card shop.
"Luna, whether he likes it or not, I'm buying him a birthday card. He has been my been friend for over seven years, and although it's still a little awkward between us after the break up, I want to be his friend again. And friends get friends birthday cards," Hermione explained.
"Don't know what either of you see in that idiot," Draco mused, but didn't continue when the girls glared at him. They browsed the shelves, but couldn't find anything Hermione thought Ron would like.
"Why don't they make a card that says, 'I know you probably hate me for breaking up with you, but hey, Happy Birthday!'?" Hermione asked rhetorically.
"Or how about 'you snooze you lose, and now I'm getting naked with the neighbour'?" Luna offered.
"Luna!" Hermione gasped shrilly as Draco coughed and scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "That's completely inappropriate! And I'll have you know, I have not been 'getting naked' with Draco. Yes, he's my boyfriend but we haven't done that." And then, to change the subject, "Come on, we'll have to check the card shop down the round."
She linked arms with Draco and rushed out. Draco was muttering something about, "being too observant for her own bloody good", making Hermione blush. Luna just smiled knowingly at the couple and skipped along behind them.
"Why don't they make a card that says-" ~ "Or how about 'you snooze you lose, and now I'm getting naked with the neighbour." - Charmed.
A/N: I can't remember what Piper's fantasy card said (the one Hermione) in Charmed, but I know I couldn't use it, because it contained a reference to Whitelighters, which funnily enough, aren't in Harry Potter. So I just changed what she wanted the card to say xD
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